Ruben was in Weiss's room. Video game system set up and wireless headset over his ears as he quietly played. Weiss was nearby at her desk, chatting with a group of people with her own headset on. She honestly wasn't paying attention, her nails more interesting than the topic at hand.
Soon enough, she was able to leave and walks over to her boyfriend. He was a Dolt, sitting on the ground at the foot of her bed and idly moving sticks in his hands as a form of entertainment. She'll never understand video games. "Can we talk?"
Ruben immediately pauses the game, "What is it?" Peering up at his girlfriend.
Weiss would never get over how easily he gives her attention at the drop of a dime. He's such a good boyfriend like that. She grins and sits beside him on the bed, "We never actually discussed what happened at all that night at the bar."
Ruben grins, "You never asked."
Weiss flicks his forehead, "Because it never came up before Coco and Velvet asked. How do you remember so much?"
Ruben rubs his head, "I didn't get black out drunk. My memory is fuzz at best for some parts but I remember most of that night."
Weiss nods and leans down to kiss his forehead, "Tell me what happened please? Where you left off at the restaurant."
Ruben smiles, "Okay."
Ignoring the laughing fit Yang was having, Ruben was fuming as Weiss pressed closer, "Cute." She mumbles quietly, keeping her arms together behind him,
"I've never seen you before… How unfortunate."
Ruben stutters as he tries to get free of a very very pretty woman trying to hit on him. Heart rate spiking and his hands were up in the air showing that he was npt touching her anywhere, "W-w-w-well-" he gulps hard, with the brightest blush possible, "I-I mean- I'm never here?" Smooth Rose… Smooth.
"No wonder!" She sounded giddy as she suddenly slaps his chest playfully, "Cause I'd have tooootally have talked to you!"
Ruben just gulps again, looking to Yang in a silent plea, 'help please.'
Yang only smirked before looking to Blake, "Shall we continue our conversation, beautiful?"
Ruben was going to kill Yang. "W-Well- Uhm-" oh god, how do you start this? Weiss smiles, lopsided and charming, "M-my name is Ruben…"
Weiss giggles, it felt light and absolutely fucking cute to Ruben's ears. "I'm-" She throws her hand on her chest, head held high and looking confident in a flash, "Weiss Schmee-"
"Schnee." Cinder corrects.
"What do you want?" Weiss glares at Cinder, "I'm talking to a cute boy!"
"You said your name was Weiss Schmee." Cinder was trying her best to not laugh at Weiss.
"That's not my name. Get it right." She looks back to Ruben, "Come sit with me!"
Ruben was getting dragged away, panicking, "W-Wait!"
Yang started laughing again, while Blake watched, "I'm going to win this bet, Cinder."
Cinder smirks, "We'll see."
"Those two are dead." Weiss glares to her closed door.
Ruben smiles wide, "Blake won. Cinder's bet was you'd drag me to the bathroom at the bar."
"THAT'S UNSANITARY!" She shrieks.
"Weiss… we had sex in a vip room at a night club…."
Weiss's blush darkens quickly, "That's different… No one relieves themselves in a VIP room."
"I mean… We technically got relief." Her response to that was a flick to the man's forehead.
"Continue please. I've heard some things and I need context to them."
Ruben nods, "Alrighty."
The bar wasn't full of patrons, just regulars that knew the Xiao-Long family and it was near their apartments. So it was Weiss's perfect playground for Ruben's pending heart attack.
"Tell me about your Ruben~" Weiss sat next to him in a booth, blocking his exit of sliding out. Leaning heavily against him as she gave him doe eyes.
Ruben was trapped, "W-Well… I'm a mechanic and I work at a flower shop-"
"Flowers!" Weiss gasped loudly, putting both of her hands on one of his, "I LOVE flowers. What kind of flowers do you have?"
"Sweet peas, daffodils, lavender, roses-"
"Roses! They're so pretty and soft!" Weiss giggles, "Oh. I think I'm being a little loud."
Ruben shrugs, "Y-you're Fine." He feels Her squeeze his hand on the table before seeing Yang walk up.
"Here you guys go. A White Russian for Weiss," he sets the glass down and Weiss picks up the glass gingerly. "And the fruitiest drink ever made to my brother's sensitive taste buds." Yang teases.
Ruben glares, "I don't like the taste of alcohol." He huffs before eyeing the glass, "How strong is this?"
Yang shrugs, "Uhknow." He waka off, waving.
Ruben takes the glass and sips it. It tasted like a fruit punch smoothie and his interest was piqued, "This is good."
"Ruben…."
"What? It was really good." He pouts, head leaning against one of Weiss's legs.
"Please don't tell me you chugged it."
"Well…"
Ruben was now drunk. Who knew one glass of a very delicious fruity drink would have him feeling tipsy.
Yang watched from afar, he's never seen drunk Ruben before. Blake was also interested in this sight as two drunk people were chatting away without a care in the world. At least Ruben was behaving as he relaxed around the white haired woman.
"Man. You are so nice Weiss!" Ruben announced, suddenly the most talkative person, Blake snorted at the nice comment from her spot.
"I am always nice! I do volunteer work, I donate money, I also give compliments." She huffs, her glass empty as she fiddles with it. "Like, you have pretty eyes." Smirking as Ruben becomes bashful all of a sudden.
"D'aw. Thanks." He hides his face, looking embarrassed.
Yang chuckles from his seat at the bar, "He's acting bashful. I can't believe that's my brother's drunk personality."
Blake looks at Yang, "I can only imagine what you thought his personality would turn into."
Yang thinks, "Sleepy… Maybe he'd turn into a jock." He grins. Blake only rolls her eyes at that.
Ruben and Weiss kept talking about this and that, flirting off handedly while Yang kept bringing them drinks. Though, Weiss stopped Yang and looking him dead in the eye, "Do you have any lime wedges?"
Oh boy, he knows where this is going but smiles anyways, "I'm always prepared with lime wedges."
That's when Weiss's most ingenious drunk idea happened. "Ruben! Take off your shirt."
Ruben did, "Okay!" Jacket thrown on top of the booth before he peels off a grey shirt.
Blake and Cinder were impressed at the sight, "Dayum." Cinder says, "He has muscles for days. What the hell?"
Weiss was also equally impressed, she ran one hand over his abs, "Wow."
Yang felt his eyes roll into the back of his head at the object ogling his brother was getting, "Comes with his jobs."
Blake chuckles and pats Yang's hand, "Don't worry. I'm still smitten with you."
Yang blinks before grinning wide, "Awh."
Weiss rubs her temples, blushing slightly, "Of course I'd says something as sophisticated like wow."
Ruben laughs, "I mean… Wait until you hear what you did."
Weiss groans loudly, flopping down on the bed, "Oh no."
Though the drunk couple took over a more secluded corner of the bar. Most of the regulars had left when Weiss and Ruben started getting rowdy.
A tray of tequila and fresh lime wedges in a bowl, Weiss's attention was completely on the dark haired man in front of her. "Lay down on the table, you'll definitely enjoy this."
Ruben didn't know what was happening but hey, if the pretty lady wanted him to. So he did just what she asked him to. Sitting on the edge before laying down on the table and Weiss grabbed the first shot.
What Weiss did to Ruben's abs would have made Yang blush horribly. Her tongue easily traveled over abs sculpted from years of working on cars, tasting salt and alcohol on tanned skin. Feeling Ruben shiver under her only encouraged her eager licks. Soon enough, she was able to peel the lime wedge from his mouth with her own. Biting into the fruit before tossing the wedge away, "Let's go again." Ruben was drunk and dumbfounded, he could already feel the throbbing of his sex below his jeans but he squeaked out an 'okay'. Weiss practically jumped the younger man to get her mouth on his toned stomach again.
This continued, until both were horribly flushed and uselessly horny from the lewd act of body shots. All of which Weiss did to Ruben. She was disappointed that she had to keep tearing her mouth away from such a nice set.
"Lets get out of here."
Cinder in the distance gasped, "NO!"
Blake smirks, "Hand over the money."
Ruben was only able to get his shirt on before getting pulled by Weiss, "Get a cab."
It felt like they were waiting for an eternity for this cab to arrive though. So Weiss made the most of it with a tease.
Weiss's eyes widened, "A tease? What tease?"
Ruben looked sheepish, "W-well... A strip tease."
It started with a her jacket. A slow decent from off her shoulders and letting the denim slide down her arms. Showing off slender shoulders and a tattoo on her right shoulder blade of a snow flake. Though she kept the tease going with pulling the straps to the side of her tank top, trying to goad the younger man near her. Though it was keeping his attention, it wasn't daring enough. So she turned her back to him, she was a toned woman who worked out to keep her figure in top condition. So when she bent over, Ruben got a full on mooning from the woman who has the nicest ass he's ever witnessed in his life. Which would actually be the only one ever.
That was when the cab pulled up.
The driver gave a sharp whistle at the mooning and Ruben panicked, getting her to pull her pants back up. She only giggled, very drunk and horny as her hands roamed over him.
"L-lets get you home, Weiss!" He let go of her after her pants were up. Feeling relief and opening the door for her to the back of the cab.
"Ruben."
"Yes?" He looks to her again and his face goes bright red as she flashed him. It felt like a split second but he's going to remember that part forever. To be a man whose never had sex before. His blood was rushing to two different areas of his body and he was feeling light headed.
While in the distance and safety of the bar's door, Cinder was recording everything on her phone.
"WHAT!?" Weiss shoots up from the bed and rushes out of the room, "CINDER!"
Ruby almost never sees Weiss move that fast. It was amazing. "Oh boy."
"YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF ME DOING A STRIP TEASE!"
Cinder gasps, "WHO TOLD YOU!?"
Ruben's eyes widened before he looks around frantically. "Oh no!" He scrambles on all fours to find someplace to hide. Cinder barrels into Weiss's room, too late.
"What the hell!? You weren't supposed to tell her that part!"
Ruben panics, "Weiss! Save me!" His eyes dart around the room, "SHE ALSO RECORDED YOU MOONING A CAB DRIVER BEFORE YOU FLASHED ME!" He shouts.
Cinder gasps loudly, "QUIT TALKING!" Lunging towards him.
Ruben squeaks as he stands up to dodge the advancing woman. Panicking as he runs to the bed, Cinder jumped onto his back. Her arms wrapped tightly around his neck as he falls face first onto the mattress. "SHE ALSO HAS THE TEQUILA SHOTS!"
Weiss charges in soon enough and tackling Cinder, "Erase the video!"
"After I kill your boyfriend!"
"No!" Weiss growls but Ruben wasn't giving up as two women were essentially fighting on top of him.
He crawls to the edge and breaks free of Cinder.
"No! Come back!" She says but Weiss has her in a headlock. Ruben falls flat on his face off the bed. Crawling away though a battle cry had him bolting out of the room.
This was going to be a long day.
Yang was smiling wide with his arm wrapped around Blake's shoulders. Humming as he escorts her to the apartment. "The movie was great."
"You fell asleep, Yang." She rolled her eyes, he tried but it wasn't that exciting.
Yang sighs, "Sorry. I hope I didn't snore too loud."
Blake huffs a laugh before unlocking the door, "I would have woken you if you did."
Opening the door and the bumbles stopped at the sight before them.
Ruben was stumbling through the living room, Cinder hanging onto his back with Weiss on the other woman. Ruben falls to his knees then just collapsing to the floor and Weiss goes about grabbing a pillow to smother Cinder with.
Blake then proceeds to close the door, "We'll come back later."
Author's note:
How Ruben and Weiss met was a mess. A drunken mess. But now look at them. In love and having sex in the dumbest of places. I have a few more ideas as to more sexcapades for them.
