I do not own Homestuck. Sometimes, I wish I did. But then I realize that I wouldn't be able to write fanfiction like this. I'm happy being a fan.

Many thanks to TimelessMystery for being my beta. We have begun to revamp and repost the first few chapters. Nothing has really changed, but some wording and hints have been changed or added.

This story is now being crossposted on Archive Of Our Own. It is not as far along as this one yet, but the Trollian and Pesterchum chats will be in color on that site.

Please check out the poll on my profile, I'd love your input on this fanfiction. On that note, don't be afraid to review! I love it when you do that! It makes things so interesting to hear from all of you!

Yes, I have realized that the spade characters are not working. I have asked for help from the site and hope to be able to change that. If you see a random 3, so far it has been part of the spade character.

~MoC~

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AC: OH! MARTINA! I DIDN'T THINK I'D HEAR FROM MEW SO SOON!

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AC: MEW AREN'T DOING TOO BADLY

AC: ARE MEW NEW TO TROLLIAN?

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AC: HOW LONG HAVE MEW TWO BEEN A THING? HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING.

AC: I WANT TO KNOW IF I NEED TO UPDATE MY SHIPPING JOURNAL!

AC: OH! I'M NOT BEING TOO FUR-WARD, AM I?

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AC: AND YOU'RE BOTH SERIOUS ABOUT THE SHIP?

AC: AND IT'S COMPLETELY PITCH?

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AC: THAT'S IT! MY JOURNAL IS BEING UPDATED! THE SHIP HAS SAILED!

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AC: IT'S A LITTLE SUR-PUR-ISING THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS PITCH

AC: NOT MANY HUMANS WOULD ENTER A RELATIONSHIP WITH A TROLL

AC: LET ALONE A PITCH ONE

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AC: IT'S NOT A BAD THING! I PUR-OMISE

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AC: OH THANK GOODNESS

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AC: MEW KNOW M33NAH?

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AC: I KNOW ALL OF THEM. WE ALL HANG OUT SOMETIMES IN A HUGE GROUP.

AC: IN FACT, I'M HAVING A PARTY FOR THE GROUP THIS WEEKEND

AC: MEW COULD COME IF MEW WANT

AC: IT WOULD BE PAW-SITIVELY PAW-SOME IF MEW DID

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AC: PURR-FECT

AC: I'LL SEE MEW THIS WEEKEND THEN!

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CC: hey gill, what's up?

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CC: yeah, most are pretty great

CC: ya just have to catch a good partner

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CC: thats good

CC: he might end up taking you out for the halibut

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CC: just a warning

CC: cronus hasnt had any kind of relationship

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CC: anyfin else about the date

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CC: reely?

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CC: who was it gill?

CC: youre holdin out on me

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CC: yeah i know her

CC: shell i think she's hosting the party this weekend

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CC: are ya goin?

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CC: it is trust me

CC: yall have a glubbin good time

CC: cronus is gonna be there

CC: and youll dolphinitely sea latula again

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CC: alright

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twiceAgonized [TA] ceased trolling callousCirclet [CC]

CC: oh martina, youve got it bad