A/N: Let's see, it's been like a week and then some? Well, this chapter should be interesting. We are putting the fire lord and his family in a chat…all together. Before I do that I just want to take the time to thank all of you people who find my story review worthy. It's crazy fun to find a bunch of reviews in my inbox. I hope I don't disappoint you.

Disclaimer: hmmm…what should I say in this chapter's disclaimer? How about, the Matrix has you. Nope, don't own that either.


The Chat Room: Family Affairs

teaROCKS has entered the chat room.
exiledprince has entered the chat room.
fireprincess has entered the chat room.
wowIMhot has entered the chat room.

wowIMhot: you have twenty seconds before I burn this computer to the ground explaining why you have brought me here.

teaROCKS: you know why we are here. Mother is going to be leaving this Earth soon. We need to discuss what needs to be done.

wowIMhot: there is no reason to do that. I own the free world. You have no right coming here. I will take over her possessions and deal with it myself.

teaROCKS: you can't do that. Before I left she specifically left me with a set of instructions.

wowIMhot: I'm the fire lord, why didn't I hear of this?

teaROCKS: because you're not very nice. Anyway, I think Zuko and I will be coming back again just to see her one last time. Zuko?

exiledprince: yes Uncle?

teaROCKS: you better tell your captain to set sail for the fire nation.

exiledprince: is grandmother going 2 be okay?

wowIMhot: not only did I raise a coward but a complete idiot as well. Of course she's not okay! She's going to die soon!

exiledprince: Father, I know u at least have to remember all the time I spent with her. If I were still home I'd be by her side with her right now!

wowIMhot: point is you aren't home. Why are you typing that nonsense?

exiledprince: it's how all kids my age type right now. Ask ur perfect little girl.

fireprincess: Oh be quiet Zuko. You know I could take you down any day.

exiledprince: I forgot u were such a daddy's girl. U would do anything to please him.

fireprincess: At least I still live at home. Your throne is going to be mine very soon.

exiledprince: Oh yeah and ur still a-

teaROCKS: Zuko, there is no need to say that. We know who the better people are here.

wowIMhot: Brother you make me sick, aren't I his father?

teaROCKS: HA, the last time you truly called Zuko your son was the day before you scarred and humiliated him in front of the whole nation.

wowIMhot: the brat deserved it, no son of mine is a coward.

teaROCKS: he has more honor than you even now.

fireprincess: sure, that'll be the day. He hasn't even mastered the fine art of controlling lightning! I'd be surprised if he can shoot a flame from his hand.

exiledprince: impossible! Lightning isn't fire!

teaROCKS: actually Zuko it can be done. It's technically still a form of it. How did that waterbender bend perfume?

fireprincess: I still don't understand how you're the older sibling. I'm so much more skilled than you are.

exiledprince: well at least I don't have to wear eight pounds of make-up to cover my hideous face!

wowIMhot: I'll have you know that Zula is the most sought after girl in the nation right now.

exiledprince: yeah, only because they're all scared she's gonna burn them to death if they don't go after her!

fireprincess: at least you are admitting my skills are better than yours.

exiledprince: I'm not admitting anything!

teaROCKS: what happened to the days when you two used to play with each other as happy children?

exiledprince: that's all in the past now Uncle. U know that.

fireprincess: Zuko, remember that beautiful red silk robe with a velvet lining and gold embellishments on the sleeves and bottom that mom gave you for your thirteenth birthday as an early present for your coming of age?

exiledprince: yeah, I was devastated when I left without it. I looked all over my belongings but I guess I left it at home. Why?

fireprincess: I used it for target practice. I think there's still a small piece of sash left if you want it though.

teaROCKS: Zuko wait-

exiledprince: ………………

exiledprince: ………………………………

exiledprince: …………………………………………W….T……F…..

teaROCKS: Zuko you're going to burn a hole in the screen with your eyes!

exiledprince: U DID WHAT? DO U KNOW HOW FREAKING PRICELESS THAT WAS? WHAT THE HECK POSSESSED U TO DO SUCH A THING U FREAKING BIOTCH. IF UNCLE WASN'T HERE U HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE I'D BE USING!

wowIMhot: maybe he'll finally have the motivation to burn down a city. It's too bad you didn't tell that to him before he left.

teaROCKS: Zula, as your uncle I have to tell you that was highly uncalled for.

fireprincess: who cares? It's not like he can do anything about it. I'd have him running home crying to you if he attempted to fight me.

exiledprince: May bad luck and misfortune overcome ur pathetic soul and have u die a thousand deaths and burn in the deepest fires of hell for all eternity.

fireprincess: empty words. They mean nothing. You can't touch a hair on my head. Even if you did, daddy would definitely have you killed.

exiledprince: he couldn't do it. He couldn't the first time so there is no way he can now. Technically the throne would be passed to Uncle so u'd have to fight him. There is NO way ur better than Uncle.

fireprincess: how much u want to bet?

exiledprince: he he he, u don't wanna know. Maybe u can fight but I still got everything else u don't.

fireprincess: such as?

exiledprince: we'd be here all day if I had to explain that. Use what's left of ur brain to figure it out. Maybe if ur lucky I'll introduce you to my inbox one day so u can finally see for urself the love I have…even if it's not from u. I don't need to go home. All I want to see is mother and grandmother again. I know they still love me. If father doesn't think I have honor then so be it. One day, he will…

fireprincess: let's ask him right now! Daddy, do you think you'll ever see Zuko as honorific?

wowIMhot: it's going to take a lot more than capturing the Avatar that's for sure.

teaROCKS: Zuko, don't waste your time. My brother is the most stubborn person in the world. He could never accept the fact some people are better in Pai Sho than others.

wowIMhot: you still play that idiotic game?

teaROCKS: I know of a few instances when Pai Sho was the world to you and you still couldn't beat me.

wowIMhot: well at least I'm not a failure.

teaROCKS: I'm a better father than you'll ever be. Plus I chose to leave Ba Sing Sei myself. I am no failure. I care for my troops. You are lower than dirt if you can't see that others have lives as well. Oh wait, apparently you are or else your son would not be in this situation. He like myself saw for the good of the people while you would have thrown precious lives of your own nation away. That will always be more honorific in my mind.

wowIMhot: still, nothing you say matters because I will still take over the rest of the world.

exiledprince: the Avatar will stop u father!

wowIMhot: a little boy? I think not. Have you decided to completely abandon your mission now?

exiledprince: there is just no point anymore. Don't underestimate him either. He's much stronger than you think. He has connections as well.

wowIMhot: I highly doubt he could do anything to me.

teaROCKS: you may be surprised my conceited brother of mine.

fireprincess: Daddy? Can I kill Zuko when I find him?

exiledprince: if u touch me there will be a lot of unhappy young ladies. I don't even think u can stop their wrath. They come with fire, axes, make-up, whipped cream, and chocolate!

fireprincess: you take part in these strange rituals of theirs?

exiledprince: oh no dear sister, I run away from them but like I said, even u would not be able to stop their wrath.

fireprincess: Hmph, I don't care. Daddy still loves me.

exiledprince: now I know how that peasant feels. We've recognized that okay! Uncle can we leave now? U've talked to father. Let's go.

teaROCKS: you're right, I see no point in staying. Brother, we'll be there in six days time.

wowIMhot: fine but there is no way you're staying in my palace.

fireprincess: yeah, we turned your room into a weapon's storage area anyway Zuko.

exiledprince: so u really had no intention of me coming back then, fine. I'm out of here, I don't have to take this from u people anymore.

exiledprince has left the chat room.

teaROCKS: goodbye brother, Zula…

teaROCKS has left the chat room.

fireprincess: Daddy I want to go ride the rhionos! Then I'm going to start a "Zuko haters for life" fan club.

wowIMhot: as much fun as that sounds dearest I don't think many people will join, except lots of males.

fireprincess: Daddy this is the first time you've ever contradicted anything I've said other than the time I asked to sit on your throne. Why?

wowIMhot: because as much as I hate to admit it, your brother is quite an attractive younger person. Where do you think he got his looks from? Surely not his uncle.

fireprincess: I so didn't need to hear that one…

fireprincess has left the chat room.
wowIMhot has left the chat room.


A/N: Woah man, that family has some major issues…yes they do. I like using the excuse of Iroh and Ozai's mom for Zuko and Iroh to go home. I used it before in an earlier chapter if anyone caught that. Well, next chapter may be Zutara-ish…we'll see. Review please and thank you!