Title: Here we go again

Summary: Greg gets knocked up again

Sequel to What the hell?

Author: Mikesh

Disclaimer: Don't own House

Part: 11 of 38

When John and Greg got home John went up to his room where he cried his little eyes out. When Greg went up he found John crying so hard he could hardly breath.

Really Greg shouldn't have been up there because he was still pissed off. Mostly it was at Stacy not Lisa. He was pissed at Stacy for coming back into his life and being there for him when he needed someone. Also for marring him and giving John a mother also for leaving him with John.

"What are you crying about?" Greg asked harshly.

"I miss mommy," John said sitting up on is bed and crawling over to Greg.

"Too bad. Toughen up kid," Greg said harshly pushing his son off of him.

"I said quite crying!" Greg yelled standing up.

"Daddy," little John said trying to catch his breath backing as far away as he could from Greg.

He wanted Sam right now so badly.

"QUITE CRYING!" Greg yelled raising his hand as to slap John.

That's when he realized what he was doing. So as fast as he could he ran out of the house leaving John by himself. He saw James pulling up into the driveway as he turned the corner.

Sam had called James to tell him what had happened. As fast as James could he got back to the house and got Sam along with Elizabeth. Then they went over to Greg's. James ran as fast as he could to his son's room. He picked him up and tightened his arms around him. John clung onto James like his life depended on it. After John calmed down he pulled his head off James's shoulder.

"Daddy?" John asked looking for Greg.

"He left," Sam said rubbing her brother's back.

"What's wrong?" John asked seeing that James too was crying.

"I'm just happy," James said noticing for the first time that he was crying. And he was happy that nothing had happened to John.

"Why?" John asked.

"Because your daddy did the right thing by leaving like he did," James said smiling at his son.

"I want daddy," John said.

"It's ok John daddy will be back in a few days," Sam said smiling at him.

"Where did he go?" John asked.

"He had to go sort out a few things. It's nothing you did," Sam said.

"Oh," John said resting his head on James's shoulder.

Sam collected a few of John's things to take back to the house. After they left James tried to get a hold of Greg. When he got just voice mail he left a really harsh message that Sam ended up putting her hands on John's ears it was so bad. She could tell her father was pissed off and she really didn't blame him.

When they got back to the house they found Lisa's car in the drive along with a car neither knew who's it was. Once they got inside James found Lisa talking to a stranger so he sent Sam upstairs with John and Elizabeth so he could talk to the two of them. Little did he know what the man said would change his life forever.

Meanwhile once Greg left the house he went to a stripper's bar to just get Stacy off his mind.

"What can I do for you sir?" the bartender asked.

"Sex on the beach," Greg siad.

"What's in that?" the bartender asked.

(AN: that's a drink my sister just had it)

"You're the fucking bartender and you don't know?" Greg yelled.

"Sir I just started not that long ago," Jim the bartender said.

"You fucking started a year ago," Greg said.

"So?" Jim asked.

"You should know how to bartend within six months," Greg said.

"Well accuse me," Jim said snobbishly.

"Sex on the beach has 1 ½ oz vodka, ½ oz Peach Schnapps, ½ oz Clambered raspberry liqueur, along with cranberry and OJ," Greg said.

"We don't have that," Jim said.

"Give me rum and coke," Greg said.

"Coming up," Jim said.

"I'm not paying for that," Greg said.

"And why not?" Jim asked.

"Because the rum should be a fourth of the glass not a shot. That's mostly pop," Greg said.

So Jim put more rum in it and then Greg paid for it. After that he took a seat where he got a lap dance.

He spent the night with some girl that he didn't even know. They took it back to the house where they got it up. In the morning Greg would wake up to regret it. Little did he know James was sitting outside the house watching him. When James had seen how drunk Greg was he left the house because he figured he'd deal with Greg in the morning.

AN: So I was taking some of that stuff in the bar off of what I saw/heard this past week. Hoped you liked. No I didn't make up Sex on the Beach. It's a drink go to probably any bar and they can tell you that it is a drink.

Next Chapter: Monday morning