SPOILERS FOR THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER OF THE MANGA, IF YOU'RE NOT AT 159 AND DON'T WANT SPOILERS SKIP TO THE NEXT CHAPTER

Yuga Aoyama- Shiny~
Mina Ashido- ALIENS
Tsuyu Asui- Froppy
Tenya Iida- Class Pres
Ochako Uraraka- defying gravity
Mashirao Ojiro- ninetails
Denki Kaminari- pikachu
Eijirou Kirishima- superman
Koji Kouda- squirrelking
Rikido Satou- flavortown
Mezou Shouji- stronk
Kyouka Jirou- jackit
Hanta Sero- stickit
Fumikage Tokoyami- Dark'ness
Shouto Todoroki- Todo
Tooru Hagakure- invisibinch
Katsuki Bakugou- explodokill
Izuku Midoriya- Deku
Momo Yaoyorozu- Momomomo
Hitoshi Shinsou- local cryptid


3:42 pm

Momomomo: uh, guys,,,

Momomomo: All Might called Todoroki over to tell him something and now he's freaking out, does anyone know what's up?

ALIENS: no, but iida just got a call and now he's freaking out

ALIENS: he said "fuck" like 15 times, something serious prolly went down?

[invisibinch] reentered [FUCK ENDEAVOR.]

invisibinch: SO UH, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW URA, TSUYU, DEKU, KIRI, AND AIZAWA WERE OUT TODAY?

invisibinch: WELL UH, I WAS OVERHEARING ALL MIGHT AND TODO'S CONVO AND APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL AT THE HOSPITAL RN?

Shiny~: FUCK, IS EVERYONE OK?

invisibinch: URA AND TSUYU ARE OKAY, BUT KIRI'S HURT

invisibinch: I THINK HE SAID THAT DEKU'S OK TOO, BUT I'M STILL WORRIED BC HE DID SOMETHING SUPER FUCKING CRAZY SO HE'S BEING CHECKED OUT RN

invisibinch: I ASKED HIM ABOUT AIZAWA AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS KINDA HURT, BUT FINE

ALIENS: NOW I'M FREAKING OUT FUCK

explodomom:

explodomom: whoevers making a hospital visit had better meet me in the parking lot in five minutes

Momomomo: for once, Bakugou, you are a saint.

explodomom: shut the fuck up and get the fuck over here before i leave your ass behind

ninetails: since when does he have a car?

pikachu: a while back his mom let him borrow her old van

local cryptid: oh yeah, the bakusquad trip

local cryptid: omw

jackit: if baku doesn't have any more room, I've got my car, too.

Dark'ness: What about Todoroki?

Momomomo: All Might's giving us a ride.

stickit: dad might for the win.

pikachu: tru

ninetails: stop memeing before Bakugou goes without you.


4:02 pm

Chat: [bye rat bitch.]

Members: [deleteface], [filthy sinner], [PLUS ULTRA], [Cementhrow], [Radiohead], [Marceline], [McCree], [the void], [kpop], [transformers], [furry], and [school mom.]

[Radiohead] reentered [bye rat bitch.]

Radiohead: so uh quick, calm question before i start freaking out bc my boyfriend is in the fucking hospital again

Radiohead: where the fuck are our kids going

filthy sinner: all might told the decent todoroki that that midoriya's in the hospital, the others probably caught wind and are going to see him and the others, too.

Radiohead: thanks

Radiohead: top bitch i have about 10 seconds before i start freaking out, so im gonna let you know that im going to see shouta

top bitch: Go, take your time!

top bitch: And tell Tensei I say hello!

[Radiohead] went idle.

top bitch: I can hear him scream from here.

the void: oh! funny you mention Tensei, Nezu, he actually asked me to add him in here!

top bitch: Go ahead!

[the void] added [Iida Tensei] to the chat.

[Iida Tensei] entered [bye rat bitch.]

Iida: SUP FUCKERS

Iida: wait hang on

[Iida Tensei] changed their name to [sonic.]

sonic: nice

top bitch: Hello!

filthy sinner: o shit whaddup

Cementhrow: Mic can't come say hi rn because he's gone into his worried boyfriend mode.

sonic: that's fair. my brother's actually doing the same thing rn

sonic: he's texting me and freaking out. i've never seen him swear this much

filthy sinner: he swears?

McCree: i didn't think the boy could do that

sonic: only once in a while

sonic: but usually he doesn't say this kind of shit:

sonic: "TENSEI EIJIROUS FUCKING HURT AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW IF HES OKAY"

sonic: I deadass copied and pasted that btw

filthy sinner: now whenever i see him i'll think of that message and know that he's not the aggressively perfect student like i thought he was

sonic: o shit, i think i hear Fatgum, imma go say hi!

the void: tell him I say hello!

sonic: ye

[sonic] disconnected from [bye rat bitch.]


6:04 pm

[sonic] reentered [bye rat bitch.]

sonic: so I just met my brother's boyfriend

sonic: he's fine btw, and so is Shouta

sonic: Hizashi was being paranoid

top bitch: Understandable!

filthy sinner: so kirishima's in the same hospital as you?

sonic: ye!

sonic: he's an actual ray of sunshine btw?

filthy sinner: oh yeah, he is

sonic: I actually met his other friends, too

sonic: most of them came in while we were talking, they kinda had to take turns bc I'm not shitting you when I say that there were like 20 kids that came in

sonic: I made sure to embarrass Tenya in front of all of them

filthy sinner: the true older sibling experience

[deleteface] reentered [bye rat bitch.]

deleteface: i lived, bitches

deleteface: hizashi won't let go of me

filthy sinner: gay

deleteface: stop


I wasn't gonna add the teachers, but I did anyway.
I hope you like this one, I made this in like 3 hours and there's no beta reading so it's kinda shitty!
oh here's the teacher chat help thing

All Might- PLUS ULTRA
Eraserhead- deleteface
Midnight- filthy sinner
Present Mic- Radiohead
Cementoss- Cementhrow
Nezu- Top Bitch
Vlad King- Marceline
Snipe- McCree
Thirteen- the void
Ectoplasm- kpop
Power Loader- transformers
Hound Dog- furry
Recovery Girl- school mom
Tensei Iid- sonic