SPOILERS FOR THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER OF THE MANGA, IF YOU'RE NOT AT 159 AND DON'T WANT SPOILERS SKIP TO THE NEXT CHAPTER
Yuga Aoyama- Shiny~
Mina Ashido- ALIENS
Tsuyu Asui- Froppy
Tenya Iida- Class Pres
Ochako Uraraka- defying gravity
Mashirao Ojiro- ninetails
Denki Kaminari- pikachu
Eijirou Kirishima- superman
Koji Kouda- squirrelking
Rikido Satou- flavortown
Mezou Shouji- stronk
Kyouka Jirou- jackit
Hanta Sero- stickit
Fumikage Tokoyami- Dark'ness
Shouto Todoroki- Todo
Tooru Hagakure- invisibinch
Katsuki Bakugou- explodokill
Izuku Midoriya- Deku
Momo Yaoyorozu- Momomomo
Hitoshi Shinsou- local cryptid
3:42 pm
Momomomo: uh, guys,,,
Momomomo: All Might called Todoroki over to tell him something and now he's freaking out, does anyone know what's up?
ALIENS: no, but iida just got a call and now he's freaking out
ALIENS: he said "fuck" like 15 times, something serious prolly went down?
[invisibinch] reentered [FUCK ENDEAVOR.]
invisibinch: SO UH, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW URA, TSUYU, DEKU, KIRI, AND AIZAWA WERE OUT TODAY?
invisibinch: WELL UH, I WAS OVERHEARING ALL MIGHT AND TODO'S CONVO AND APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL AT THE HOSPITAL RN?
Shiny~: FUCK, IS EVERYONE OK?
invisibinch: URA AND TSUYU ARE OKAY, BUT KIRI'S HURT
invisibinch: I THINK HE SAID THAT DEKU'S OK TOO, BUT I'M STILL WORRIED BC HE DID SOMETHING SUPER FUCKING CRAZY SO HE'S BEING CHECKED OUT RN
invisibinch: I ASKED HIM ABOUT AIZAWA AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS KINDA HURT, BUT FINE
ALIENS: NOW I'M FREAKING OUT FUCK
explodomom:
explodomom: whoevers making a hospital visit had better meet me in the parking lot in five minutes
Momomomo: for once, Bakugou, you are a saint.
explodomom: shut the fuck up and get the fuck over here before i leave your ass behind
ninetails: since when does he have a car?
pikachu: a while back his mom let him borrow her old van
local cryptid: oh yeah, the bakusquad trip
local cryptid: omw
jackit: if baku doesn't have any more room, I've got my car, too.
Dark'ness: What about Todoroki?
Momomomo: All Might's giving us a ride.
stickit: dad might for the win.
pikachu: tru
ninetails: stop memeing before Bakugou goes without you.
4:02 pm
Chat: [bye rat bitch.]
Members: [deleteface], [filthy sinner], [PLUS ULTRA], [Cementhrow], [Radiohead], [Marceline], [McCree], [the void], [kpop], [transformers], [furry], and [school mom.]
[Radiohead] reentered [bye rat bitch.]
Radiohead: so uh quick, calm question before i start freaking out bc my boyfriend is in the fucking hospital again
Radiohead: where the fuck are our kids going
filthy sinner: all might told the decent todoroki that that midoriya's in the hospital, the others probably caught wind and are going to see him and the others, too.
Radiohead: thanks
Radiohead: top bitch i have about 10 seconds before i start freaking out, so im gonna let you know that im going to see shouta
top bitch: Go, take your time!
top bitch: And tell Tensei I say hello!
[Radiohead] went idle.
top bitch: I can hear him scream from here.
the void: oh! funny you mention Tensei, Nezu, he actually asked me to add him in here!
top bitch: Go ahead!
[the void] added [Iida Tensei] to the chat.
[Iida Tensei] entered [bye rat bitch.]
Iida: SUP FUCKERS
Iida: wait hang on
[Iida Tensei] changed their name to [sonic.]
sonic: nice
top bitch: Hello!
filthy sinner: o shit whaddup
Cementhrow: Mic can't come say hi rn because he's gone into his worried boyfriend mode.
sonic: that's fair. my brother's actually doing the same thing rn
sonic: he's texting me and freaking out. i've never seen him swear this much
filthy sinner: he swears?
McCree: i didn't think the boy could do that
sonic: only once in a while
sonic: but usually he doesn't say this kind of shit:
sonic: "TENSEI EIJIROUS FUCKING HURT AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW IF HES OKAY"
sonic: I deadass copied and pasted that btw
filthy sinner: now whenever i see him i'll think of that message and know that he's not the aggressively perfect student like i thought he was
sonic: o shit, i think i hear Fatgum, imma go say hi!
the void: tell him I say hello!
sonic: ye
[sonic] disconnected from [bye rat bitch.]
6:04 pm
[sonic] reentered [bye rat bitch.]
sonic: so I just met my brother's boyfriend
sonic: he's fine btw, and so is Shouta
sonic: Hizashi was being paranoid
top bitch: Understandable!
filthy sinner: so kirishima's in the same hospital as you?
sonic: ye!
sonic: he's an actual ray of sunshine btw?
filthy sinner: oh yeah, he is
sonic: I actually met his other friends, too
sonic: most of them came in while we were talking, they kinda had to take turns bc I'm not shitting you when I say that there were like 20 kids that came in
sonic: I made sure to embarrass Tenya in front of all of them
filthy sinner: the true older sibling experience
[deleteface] reentered [bye rat bitch.]
deleteface: i lived, bitches
deleteface: hizashi won't let go of me
filthy sinner: gay
deleteface: stop
I wasn't gonna add the teachers, but I did anyway.
I hope you like this one, I made this in like 3 hours and there's no beta reading so it's kinda shitty!
oh here's the teacher chat help thing
All Might- PLUS ULTRA
Eraserhead- deleteface
Midnight- filthy sinner
Present Mic- Radiohead
Cementoss- Cementhrow
Nezu- Top Bitch
Vlad King- Marceline
Snipe- McCree
Thirteen- the void
Ectoplasm- kpop
Power Loader- transformers
Hound Dog- furry
Recovery Girl- school mom
Tensei Iid- sonic
