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The front door slammed open and shut. Katie squealed and excused herself to grab a glass of water and of course, Travis followed her. My head turned to that direction by instinct, to find an angry Leo.

"What happened to you?" I asked cautiously, even though I already knew why he was like this. I had made him go on a date with Reyna because the ice princess herself asked, no, demanded me to do that, or I would regret it or something. For the first time in ages, she scared me. She just seemed more intimidating, so I got along with it.

He glared at me and said, "Try again."

"How'd your date go?" I managed to squeak out.

"Horrible. That skank was all over me! You are not getting me on a date with her again!" he exclaimed.

"K. What happened?"

"Wait. I'm gonna get a drink first," he said. He disappeared into the kitchen and came right out a few seconds later with a can of coke.

"What's Katie doing?" I asked.

"Tonsil hockey with Travis."

"Ughh," I groaned, "Do they have to do that every minute?"

"Umm... I think so."

"Anyways, what happened?" I asked him again.

He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "She was all over me. When I was driving her to the restaurant and back to her place, she was practically on my lap. Oh and you know what she was wearing? A white see-through top and a really really really short skirt. I'm not kidding. And when we passed this pizza place, she started complaining about how greasy and oily pizza is and how disgusting it is. How can she not like pizza? And then she started talking about how salads are nice. And somehow, that subject turned into how you and Katie are slutty and whores. That's not true. When I dropped her off at her place, she said, 'You know, my house is empty tonight. Wanna join me?' I am never going to ask her out ever again, even if it's for you or Katie."

When he finished ranting, I just blinked. And blinked. And busted out laughing.

"Ok, I just tell you how horrible it was and you start laughing?" he asked.

"Sorry. But, you should've seen that coming. It's what she does," I replied after catching my breath.

"Could've warned me earlier."

-The Next Day-

I was dragged into a classroom by someone with a tight grip. I was about to scream 'RAPE!', but then I realised it was Reyna. I was about to ask her why I was here but she was faster, "Why hasn't Leo asked me to be his girlfriend?"

"How would I know? You told me to get him on a date with you, not get him to ask you to be his girlfriend," I replied.

"Yesterday, he didn't even try to kiss me. I had my new sexy lingerie on. I bought it for nothing," she whined.

I rolled my eyes and asked, "Why don't you ask him for yourself?" She considered that for a moment and ran out of the room as fast as her heels would allow her. I sauntered out of the classroom and spotted Katie and Travis in front of me. I squished in between them and greeted, "Hello and hello! How are my favourite friends today?"

"Um... good?" Travis replied, but it sounded more like a question. I wanted to say something, but someone's hand lashed out and grabbed mine and dragged me towards them. What's with people and doing that today?

"Piper!" I heard Leo's voice say.

"Yeah? What's up?" I asked looking up at him. That's when I noticed Reyna in front of us.

"Her? She's your girlfriend?" she sneered. Leo nodded and wrapped his arm around my shoulders. And of course, I had to blush.

"Yep. She's my girlfriend. Do you have hearing problems?" Leo replied. What. Did. He. Say? I looked up at him with questioning eyes but he gave a 'Get-along-with-it' face. I realised what he was doing.

"No," she snapped, "I know your relationship isn't real."

I tilted my head to the side and said, "Really now? How would you know?"

"I just do. I'm not dumb." And she is correct. She isn't dumb. In some ways. "If it was real, I would've already known."

"We got together yesterday," Leo lied smoothly. I nodded in agreement as I saw Katie and Travis watching us with curious eyes.

"Ok. If it's real, then kiss." Say what?

"What?" I asked.

"Are you deaf? I said kiss," Reyna snapped. I glared at her and was about to make a witty remark, when I felt a soft pair of lips on mine. I froze. For two seconds. Then, I realised those lips belonged to Leo and I responded immediately. I felt butterflies erupt in my stomach and not to sound too cliche, I heard bells ringing. His arms wrapped around my waist as I brought my hand up to his cheek, bringing him closer. Unfortunately, Leo pulled away and once he did, I missed the feeling of his lips on mine.

"That good enough for you?" Leo asked. I watched Reyna for her reaction. She screamed in frustration and stormed off. I blinked at her retreating figure. I could feel my cheeks heat up, when I replayed what had happened in my head.

"What. Just. Happened?" Katie demanded.

"That's what I'd like to know, Leo," I said.

He ran a hand through his hair (something he seems to be doing a lot lately) and explained, "Well, Reyna asked me to be her boyfriend and when I said no, she asked why. Then I may have told her that I have a girlfriend and when she asked me who it was, I saw you guys and I grabbed Piper. And well, you know the rest."

"Any particular reason you chose Piper?" Travis asked, as if he knew something I didn't.

Leo flushed and replied, "Umm... she's one the only girls I know and like. And there were two of you. Come on. Katie's my cousin, so it had to be Piper."

"Right," Katie drawled out. Am I missing something?

"Piper, can you be my fake girlfriend?" Leo asked hopefully, once Travis and Katie left for lunch.

"Umm... why?" I asked bewildered.

"Reyna. And you owe me for that stupid date."

I thought about it. "Okay. But only because of that." Before I knew it, Leo had me in a bone crushing hug.

"Umm.. should I remind you that air is a necessity for living?" I wheezed out.

"Oh. Sorry," he apologised.

"It's okay. But I have one condition with the whole fake dating thing," I said.

"Sure, what is it?"

"Not too much PDA."

"Aww.. you don't want any of this?" he asked, gesturing to his face and body.

"Nope," I replied, but in my mind, it was a yes.

Yayy! More Pipeo/Liper/whatever you want to call them. I know there's a lot of conversation and stuff.

Next chapter: The party :P

Next upload: Probably Monday/Tuesday or if I can, tomorrow(aka. Sunday)

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