ASIII:F
DISSclaimer:Yo mama so fat, when she went on a scale, it said to be continued!
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES 2
Message 1:
Tsunade Fanservice
By Jiraiya and Orochi
Jiraiya: Hey guys! Are you lonely because no one is lying beside you on that big queen-sized bed?
Orochi: Or did your mate die by a sudden snake attack?(Whispering to self: Sorry about that.)
Jiraiya: Well you can change that by calling JO'S HOkage Fanservice!
Orochi: For a small fee, you can get down with a lady with a rack you can do Shakespeare, Mozart, and Snoop Dog from all at the same time!
Jiraiya: So call us at 1-800-BIG-RACK today!
Orochi: (Fast:)Hourly fee is 19.95 and enough money for life insurance from punch holes in our faces.
Tsunade: JIRAIYA!! OROCHIMARU!
O&J: RUN!!
Message 2:
SuperSlits
By Toki and Ti
Toki: Hi guys! Are you so emo, you won't even bother to pick up that razor?
Ti: Or do satanic designs on your skin and squeeze the slit so hard, you'll see your meat popping out?
Toki: (To Ti)Seriously dude, turn off the emo. Anyway, that can change just by one trip to Superslits!
Ti: Our wristslitters use antique razors and even have a variety of things to add the pain!
Toki: Such as salt! (Slits self and pours salt in wound) OW!
Ti: Barbed wire.( Does same thing with wire) AAH!
Toki: And don't forget vinegar!AAAH!( Says satanic words)
Ti: Or you can call us at 1-800-MUS-TCUT and we will send our pro emos to come over and perform a gothic ritual with you!
Toki: Fees begin at 9.99 an emo. Rates go higher if emo gets high or dies.
Sasuke: YAY! My first line!
Message 3:
Temari's Fans,Air Conditioning and Beyond
By Gaara and Kankuro
Kankuro: Hey! Is it summer and it's so hot, you have to sit on a block of iced ice in a freezer?
Gaara: But it's winter.
Kankuro: Shut up! Im trying to make a sale! Anyway, that can change by going to Temari's Fans,Air Conditionong, and Beyond! Choose from a variety of fans that have been known to kill and air conditioning that fires burrito beans out every five minutes!
Gaara: Can we go to Build-A-Bear now?
Kankuro: Shut up, go play with Rupert! Anyway, Beyond has many different kinds of things!
Gaara: But Rupert was kidnapped! Some other baby who wants to destroy the world has him!
Kankuro: I SAID SHUT UP! You know what? I'm out of here!
Temari: Kankuro, are you selling my fans on Ebay again!?
Kankuro: No, I'm selling them outside Bed, Bath and Beyond!
Message 4:
Foamy's Card Cult
By Sasuke:
Sasuke: Attention all. I am here to sing for my suffer, and collect money! For the almighty Church of Foamy! And I know none of you will pay me so what I'm going to do is entertain you with song.
I will kill you all
Nothing you can do about it
I will kill you all
Nothing you could do about it
Squirrely Wrath
Squirrely Wrath
Squirrely Wrath
You're all gonna die
You're all gonna die
Squirrely Wrath
Squirrely Wrath
Sasuke: I know it wasn't the best song to pick but, you cheap bast! You know what? I'll just sing the next song! Here we go.
I am the lord and master
You all are bast
Worship me
Or I'll stab your eyes till they bleed
I am the lord and master
That's me, you son of a . Now give me money! Money, money! Mmmm, yeah! Cheap bast#. All right, this next song is because I am an emo squirrel!
I am a squirrel
You're not
How pathetic you are
So I'm a squirrel
You're not
You're just human
How pathetic you are'You don't have a bloody tail
You don;t have Squirrely Wrath
You just build to destroy
While I
Collect some Nuts
And you all
SUCK!
Now that was a great song! Probably worthy of a few..NICKELS!(Takes out Starbucks cup) I;m just going to put my change cup here. Yeah, that's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me.(Points at Itachi as he crosses street to next chapter)
MESSAGES INTERRUPTED! CHAPTER BEGGINING IN 5...4...3...2...
