Thanks for all the reviews and your loyalty! Obviously, I am a failure for taking years to write this chapter. You may hate me. But look on the bright side, I've matured and there shall be less derogatory language in this chapter! (hopefully).

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Any accusation of my owning Naruto will result in IMMEDIATE being wrongness!


Flashback:

"ITACHI!" Sakura screamed "ITACHI UCHIHA! GET YOU'RE FUCKING ASS BACK HERE THIS SECOND! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! ITACHI!"

Itachi walked downstairs and into the kitchen, where all the other Akatsuki members were. They had a questioning look on their faces as they heard the screaming.

Itachi took on look at them and said the following sentence:

"My fellow Akatsuki members, this just proves that our dear little Sakura-chan is a screamer."

End of Flashback


Chapter 11

Office Inspiration

oX-Xo


The following day…

"Mmmhhh" Sakura moaned softly as sunlight (in Sasuke's room :O) reached her eyes.

She yawn and stretched her arms out, glancing to the clock at her right.

"Only 10 o' clock." She yawned again. "I still have time before I have to wake up that duck butt up"

Sakura wrapped her arms around the thing she was sleeping on.

It chuckled.

"Getting comfy now are we Sa-ku-ra?" Sasuke purred her name out.

Sakura's eyes shot open and she scrambled of off him.

"I…you…how…!" She glared at him. "You RAPIST!"

And the beating of Sasuke with one of his pillows ensued.

"Now hit Sakura hit would you just hit LISTEN TO ME! Hit hit hit" Sasuke frowned and glared at her.

Sakura stopped, her hands gripping tightly onto the pillow. Fiery passion in her eyes as she controlled every fiber of her being to not muffle Sasuke to death with his pillow.

"WHAT! WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF POOR LITTLE SAKURA WHEN SHE WAS WEAK AND VULNERABLE!"

Sakura and Sasuke both looked at the door.

Deidara looked sheepishly at the two.

"Don't get too rough with my Sakura-chan you teme! And Sakura-Chan, don't get too kinky with your boss"

And after receiving an alarm clock, a lamp, a bed-side counter table thingy, a phone, a painting and a hammer to his head, Deidara backed away from the door.

Back to business!

Sakura glared with equal passion and fury into Sasuke's eyes as Sasuke began to explain.

"You woke up on top of me Sakura. You, on me. If anything you violated me. And how do you explain my being on top of you when we got back here after the party and you being on top of me when we woke up!" Sasuke smirked. "I dare you to beat that logic"

Sakura fumed and pointed accusingly at Sasuke's face.

"Well, Uchiha-sama, there is the possibility of you waking up in the middle of the night and flipping us over because you finally had the heart to understand that with your size, you would be crushing me!"

Sakura pondered for a moment.

"WAIT! Scratch that, you DON'T have the heart to understand that so!" Sakura turned pale "How did I manage to get on top of you?"

Sasuke looked at her blankly.

"Oh my god! I'm a sleep walker!" Sakura threw the pillow into the air and grab Sasuke by his shoulders, shaking him furiously. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!"

Sasuke held her still by her forearms "That you probably raped me?"

Sakura glared at him and ranted for a good ten minutes "No! Be serious. I'm too innocent to do that to a demon like you! THIS means that I might be wrong that time I yelled at Ino-pig for sleep-walking and eating all of the ice cream in our apartment! This means that there's a possibility that I could've done it!"

"Sakura…" Sasuke looked deeply into her eyes and inched closer to her.

Sakura stopped her long rant and blushed gently as realized that Sasuke was staring at her.

Sasuke flicked his tongue out, gliding it along Sakura lips.

He licked his own lips and smirked.

Sakura blushed even deeper.

His lips slammed against hers.

"Yum" He smirked as they parted and licked her lips again.

Dazed at first, Sakura slowly gained knowledge of what had just occurred.

"UCHIHA!"

She slammed her fist against his face.

Ouch.


At the Office…

"Here are the notes for the press conference you are due to have on the 24th of April with Gaara-sama from Sabaku Corporations." Sakura handed over the flimsy loose leaf papers over to Sasuke. (A/N: This is a random date. I haven't written for about 3 years. I feel sad. I feel motivated to make it up to you.)

Sasuke looked through the notes quickly.

"Sakura, if I'm mistaken, there isn't supposed to be a press conference. It was to be a private meeting."

"My apologies, Uchiha-sama." Sakura vein-popped. She knew that Sasuke was simply causing her more trouble by feigning ignorance. "Allow me to reiterate what Gaara-sama had decided to do. Because you and Gaara-sama are planning to globalize your companies even further to be known as 'sister' companies, he thought it would be best if the press could publicize this through a press conference to engage further competition. With further competition engaged, the two of you would be more motivated to increase the amount of power/influence your companies have in the global economy. And with more publicity, there is a small percentage that you will find a woman who deems you humane enough to live in her household for the rest of her life." (A/N: Thanks to Modern World History class, I actually have a slight clue on what I'm saying here.)

Sakura smiled sweetly to spite Sasuke even further.

"Sakura, all that may as well be true but I am still pretty sure I never agreed to have a press conference."

"I'm sorry, Uchiha-sama. Would you like me to contact Gaara-sama to notify him of the changes in the plan? I'm sure he would definitely appreciate it, seeing how this had been planned since the meeting a while back."

"Are you referring to the meeting in which you almost slipped up?"

"Yes, I am indeed referring to that meeting."

"Well then, call Sabaku and tell him the change in plans."

"Right away, sir."

Sakura looked up to the ceiling, to the wall, to the floor, to the window for a good 2 minutes.

"He said that he's unwilling to make any changes, Uchiha-sama."

Sasuke twitched.

"Sakura. You didn't even PICK UP your phone to dial!"

"There was no need, sir. Gaara-sama instinctively told me that he would not allow any changes in plans."

"Well that's great! And may I remind you, exactly whom to you work for again Sakura?"

"Well that would be you Sasuke, but then again, your father who is paying me quite a large sum of money to turn you into a man worthy of some poor female on this planet in 8 months which also makes him my boss. And because in the hierarchy of the jungle world known as Economics, him being your father makes him more powerful than you are. Even if he is retired. And because I have permission to use all methods needed to complete my task, I have full right to be my womanly-self and to treat you as the lowly earthworm you are. And by that, I mean disrespecting you rudely and condemning you to hell whenever the situation demands so. Such as this one."

Sasuke glared.

"No amount of glaring will change my mind Sasuke. And don't you think I'm used to that by now? I mean, we DID spend 4 years in high school together REMEMBER?"

"…Of course I remember those lovely 4 years, Sa-ku-ra." Sasuke purred her name out to spite her. "That was when you confessed you undying love for me, REMEMBER?"

"And by un-dying, I probably had some sort of Deidara-related speech issue back then and meant to inform you of my dying love for you. I obviously felt that even you in your lowly state deserved to be notified that at one point in your life, you had the honor of being admired by the awesome me. "

Sasuke smirked.

"Well alright then, Sakura-chan. I have only one question to ask now."

"No, Sasuke. I am not still in love with you. As you should be able to tell from the treatment you've received in the past few weeks where you have made countless attempts to 'woo' me and whatnot. And I'd much rather to keep personal things out of professional environments, thank you very much."

"I see someone's getting a bit big-headed."

"Um, excuse me boy. No."

"What I wanted to ask you was the reason behind you calling Sabaku by his first name in the professional environment. Seeing how you stated you preferred to separate personal from professional." (A/N: I'm going to assume you, the reader, know that there is some major difference from calling someone by the first name rather than the surname/last name in Japan. I've only a tiny idea wrapped around it but it has something to do with knowing someone really well/personally I think. Also, I'm going to have the setting of this story be in Konoha, "Japan" because I totally forgot where I had this story set in. Yes, I am a terrible authoress. No you may not burn me at the stake.)

Sakura felt surprised.

"Sasuke, that's none of your damn business so get back to work."

"Tch. Go get me coffee."

"As if there was anything other than that you would want me to get." Sakura rolled her eyes and turned to leave.

"I'd like for you to get laid, Sakura." Sasuke said right as Sakura reached the door. "By me of course."

Sakura turned around to face Sasuke, face-twitching, eyes glaring.

"What was that Sasuke?"

"You heard me Sakura"

Sakura threw a potted plant, conveniently located by the doorway, at Sasuke's head.

She missed.

Sasuke smirked in triumph.

"Oh and Sakura? If you are going to try to get me to be a romantice, here's a clue: I'm thinking I like my women feisty."

"That isn't going to help me at all."

She left the room, pondering about his last words.

"Or is it?"

An idea came to her head and she smiled evilly down the hallway.


Me – Alright, I know what you're thinking. WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMOR IN THIS? AND WHY THE FUCK DID I TAKE 3 YEARS TO WRITE THIS SHITTY SHORT CHAPTER?

Sasuke – The reasoning behind that is because after her 3 year hiatus, the authoress has lost that'good' sense of humor she had so she is now putting filler plot. And the authoress is just a bad writer.

Me – glares What do you mean filler plot? This is leading on to something cruel in the next chapter. And by cruel, I mean for you. Not for me. AND I AM NOT A BAD WRITER-okay maybe I am but you're still in store for pain!

Sakura – I think I like the way I acted in this chapter. Very professional.

Sasuke – By that, you mean that you used big words?

Sakura – And this is where the authoress should hurry up with that cruel next chapter.

Me – GRAH. As if I needed more threats to write! I shall get on it as soon as possible!

Sakura – By that, you mean NOW.


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