SWA Erotic Journal
Soi-FonXKyoraku
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Warning: Lemon!
During the Next SWA Meeting….
All eyes turned to Soi-Fon. Rangiku sat at the head of the table, patiently tapping her pencil to her pad of paper as she waited.
Soi-Fon fumed as she watched everyone stare at her. "Is this really necessary?" she asked bitterly. "We've already made enough money to fund the SWA for 10 years! I don't think I need to contribute anything."
Rangiku pouted a face that worked so well with Captain Hitsugaya (or so she thought). "Aww! C'mon, Captain Soi-Fon! Most of us contributed! It'd be unfair for you to not contribute!"
"Yes, I agree," Captain Unohana added. "There's nothing to be ashamed of, Captain Soi-Fon."
Huffing, Soi-Fon decided to relent.
"Fine. But I'm a little fuzzy on the details…."
The Drunken Bee
For so many years Lady Yoruichi had been my idol, my mentor. Then one day she vanished, fleeing with the criminal Kisuke Urahara. I had never felt so alone and depressed in my life. To that end, I swore one day to catch her, rising to the rank of Captain of Squad 2 and Commander of the Punishment Force. My opportunity came when Lady Yoruichi returned with the invading Ryoka, assisting Ichigo Kurosaki in his attempt to rescue Rukia Kuchiki from her execution. I fought Lady Yoruichi and came to terms with her disappearance. For once in my life, I was truly happy again.
And just like that, Lady Yoruichi left again.
It was the night after Lady Yoruichi returned with the Ryoka to the World of the Living. After a century of wanting nothing more than to see her again I was left alone once more. I was so horribly depressed that I did something I hadn't done for over 100 years: get drunk.
Alcohol was something I didn't really like. Lady Yoruichi often called me a light-weight, but on that night I didn't care, downing bottle after bottle. Still, I didn't feel any better, no matter how many bottles of booze I drowned myself with. Forced to face the fact that I'd never be happy again, I left my chambers and shambled out into the night, thinking the cold air would clear my head. It didn't.
It was well past midnight, I didn't quite know how long I'd wandered about, when I finally ran into someone. To my dismay it was Captain Kyoraku. The sake bottle in his hand and his red cheeks told me that he was up to similar activities. "Why hello there, Captain Soi-Fon!" he merrily cheered. "Where are you off to this time of night?"
"I…*hiccup*…I'm just walking *hiccup* around…." I murmured. To be honest, I didn't really care much for Captain Kyoraku. The man could be insufferable at times, what with all his damned womanizing.
Captain Kyoraku looked concerned as he walked over. "Captain Soi-Fon. Have you been drinking?" he asked astonished. Shambling over to him I glared up at his stupid straw hat.
"So what? *hiccup* You drink all the time! I just… *hiccup* wanted to try to kill this pain… *hiccup*."
Kyoraku looked confused from my words. "What pain?"
(Soi-Fon hesitated as she stopped, looking at everyone, hoping she didn't have to continue. "Go on," Rangiku encouraged. Taking a deep breath, Soi-Fon continued….)
And just like that, all the bottled rage that had been festering for a century came out. "It's not fair!" I cried. I started to pound on Kyoraku's chest, but it wasn't really much of an effort; most of my strength had left me at that point. "Lady Yoruichi's gone again!" I sobbed. "Why? Why did she leave again? What's Kisuke Urahara have that I don't?"
Shockingly, Kyoraku didn't do anything while I ranted; he just stood here while I sobbed and cried on his chest. As he took another swig from his jug before tossing the empty bottle aside, he looked almost sad. Kyoraku warmly wrapped his arms around me. I would've felt sickened any other time but at that moment it felt good to have someone hold me. Patting my head, he lowered his mouth to my ear.
"Would you like me to show you?"
I lifted my head and saw him smiling. "*hiccup* huh?"
"You wanted to know what he had that you don't. I can show you, if you like." Without even waiting for my answer, Kyoraku lifted me up bridal style. Again, any other time I would've slit his throat but I was just glad to feel some warmth again after feeling cold for so long.
Even drunk, Kyoraku could do a perfect flashstep, the two of us making it to his chambers at Squad 8. There was nobody around as he carried me through the door. I murmured something into his chest, I'm not quite sure what; maybe a small voice of protest, I don't know. Reaching his bedroom, Kyoraku let me down. I had to grip his sissy-looking kimono as my legs failed me, my feet feeling like jelly. I scowled as Kyoraku chuckled and pulled off my Haori. "What… *hiccup* …what are you doing?"
Smiling, Kyoraku shrugged out of his kimono and Haori. "Showing you what you're missing. Maybe you'll understand what Yoruichi wants from Kisuke if you experience the same thing."
"*hiccup*… what?" I asked.
"This…" he whispered before he kissed me. I tried to squirm out of his grasp as he slipped his tongue into mine, it felt so gross! But finally after a moment, Kyoraku pulled away and wagged his finger in front of me. "Now now, Captain. If you see for yourself what a man feels like, you'll have a better appreciation for Yoruichi's decision."
I simply stared at Kyoraku as my inebriated mind tried to process his words. Was that why Yoruichi left with Urahara? Because I couldn't satisfy her like a man could? It made sense in a weird way…
"…O…ok…" I said, grabbing him by the back of the head and pulling him into another kiss. He pushed me gently down onto the bed as we made out, his hands rubbing my back; I…I never knew that the man's hands were so soft.
(Meanwhile Nanao was listening with red ears, looking like steam would soon come out if she kept listening.)
I simply lay there dazed as Kyoraku began to undress me. The warm sheets welcomed me as he removed my Shõzoku uniform. I blushed hard as he began to strip off his own clothes. I never realized that the man was built; he always hid his body behind that girly kimono. I couldn't help but stare as he removed his hakama. I'd seen men naked before but this was the first time I'd had a naked man with me in the same bed.
(Rangiku had to suppress a giggle. "Captain Soi-Fon! Was that your first time?" she asked curious.
Soi-Fon glared at her. "Since this is so hysterical to you, Lieutenant, then I'm done!"
"Please, calm yourself, Captain Soi-Fon," Unohana calmly said. "Nobody here's judging you. Please, continue…)
Suddenly the room seemed a lot hotter as Kyoraku pressed his naked body against mine, drinking in another deep kiss on my lips. I wanted to roll over and try to take control of things but he simply kept my arms pinned. When I whimpered from the lack of control, Shunsui gently ran a hand down my face. "Now now, Captain. Just sit back and let me show you a man's touch."
I shivered as Kyoraku leaned down and licked my nipples, pulling on them with his teeth. "Ahhh…" It hurt, but in a strange way it felt good. My legs rubbed together as he went back and forth between nipples, continuing to suck and nibble on them. As he doted on my chest with his mouth, his hands went to my pussy, rubbing my pink lips gently. I turned my head and sighed into the pillow from the feeling. As he slipped in small moans kept escaping my mouth, no matter how much I tried to suppress them. It felt so good….
Soon I felt his teeth and fingers leave me, only to look up and see him in front of me, putting my legs on his shoulders. "I think that's enough foreplay, Captain…." I nodded and gripped the sheets in anticipation. Kyoraku's fingerings and nibbling had me so hot. I was started to sweat onto the sheets. I gasped as he pushed the head of his manhood into me, slowly pushing his way in. My hands left holes in the sheets as I dug my fingernails into them. "Guhh! It hurts!" I groaned in pain. Kyoraku was bigger than I'd imagined, stretching me wide as he pushed into me.
"Breathe, Soi-Fon. It'll fade in a moment," Kyoraku whispered. Nodding, I took deep breaths and waited a moment before nodding. Kyoraku responded by starting a slow pace, yet each thrust soon made the discomfort of him inside me slowly fade. The bed creaked with each thrust, yet the only thing I could hear was my ever-growing moans. "Oh! Kyoraku!" I moaned. "You…you feel so good!"
"So do you, Soi-Fon." As if my statement was some form of verbal permission, Kyoraku sped up. This time, I could in fact hear the bed banging against the wall as his cock slid into my pussy faster and faster. Each thrust inside made me squeak in pleasure; a small "Oh! or "Ah! slipping out with each thrust.
("Why is my bedroom next to his…" Nanao murmured, blushing….)
Maybe he was feeling curious as to what I'd do or whether he was tired of Missionary position but regardless, I was left groaning in disappointment as Kyoraku slid out of me, my…my pussy aching for more….
Rolling me onto my stomach, Kyoraku raised my hips up and reentered me, his hands gripping my cheeks and spreading them. I couldn't see, what with my face buried in the pillow, but somehow I got the feeling that he was staring at my asshole. "Don't… huff huff… you… hahhh… dare!" I didn't care if I was drunk and depressed. I was not in the mood to try anal sex.
"Heheh, maybe later then," Kyoraku said. With that out of the way Kyoraku laid into me, filling my womanhood with his cock with each thrust. I cried out into the pillow as I came, my…er…"stuff" spraying all over the sheets, but Kyoraku never broke stride, fucking me even when I was climaxing.
I never figured he had as much stamina has he had that night. I came over and over again until I couldn't think straight. Well… there were several thoughts that I kept having….
'Was this what Lady Yoruichi wanted?' and 'This feels amazing! My pussy's melting!'
However, even Kyoraku had limits. Pressing his chest against my back, the man gripped my breasts as his pace became erratic, fucking me like a wild animal. Throwing his head back, Kyoraku almost roared as he exploded inside me. I saw stars as a wet hot rush flowed into me, cumming one last time as his cock emptied into me. Thankfully, as a member of the Stealth Force I take contraceptives as a necessary precaution so I could only think of bliss as I was filled.
Pulling out of me, Kyoraku pulled the covers over us. He might have said something, maybe asking me about whether I saw the attraction with men or not, I really don't care. As soon as my head hit his chest all I could do was drift into the blackness of sleep….
~Captain Soi-Fon
Meanwhile….
Squad 8
Kyoraku POV
Coincidentally, while Soi-Fon was retelling the events of that night to the SWA, Kyoraku was also spilling the beans to Ukitake, figuring it be best to tell him before Soi-Fon spilled the beans.
"That's rather bold and brash of you, Shunsui. To sleep with a fellow captain, especially drunk…"
Chuckling, Kyoraku retorted "Well it could've been worse if I hadn't run into her. Besides, she looked like she needed somebody to hold her and I felt I was the right man for the job."
As the lofty captain drank his tea, Ukitake had one question. "Just one thing: What exactly was Soi-Fon's reaction when she woke up the morning? I'd imagined she was quite temperamental when she realized what she did when she was drunk…."
"If by that you mean she would've tried to smother me with a pillow had it not been for the massive hangover, then yes, I'd say she was quite temperamental." Taking a sip of his sake, Kyoraku continued. "We both agreed not to talk about it and to just forget the whole thing. But with the SWA coming out with that journal, I'd figured I might as well tell you beforehand."
"Yes, but what was Nanao's reaction? Your quarters are right next to hers, she must've heard the whole thing."
"She lectured me about being irresponsible and taking advantage of Captain Soi-Fon in a moment of weakness, but other than that, I think she was just embarrassed from hearing the whole affair." The man took another sip of sake. "Still, it was worth it…."
To Be Continued….
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