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So, I'm sciffing off my EMS (accounting) test to do this… again a subject I despise!

Kitty ran into the kitchen ready to get her revenge. She immediately saw James, Fred and Jack laughing at the table.

Smiling evilly, she grabbed a fistful of flour from the open container. She then ran towards him, but he saw her and tried to duck. It was in vain as she grabbed his shoulders and smeared his face and neck.

"Black!" he yelled, wiping his eyes so that he could see.

He looked around and saw her standing there with another fistful of flour,

"You don't want to do that," he threatened and she barked a laugh,

"Bring it on, Potter."

James reacted fast, grabbing some flour and ducking fast behind the table. A yell was heard, making James realised that she attacked Jack, instead.

"Hell, woman!" yelled Jack and a laugh was heard as he probably missed trying to hit her.

"What is going- FRED!" screamed Molly, James peered over the table to see her standing there with wide eyes and a big white splat all over her.

Molly also grabbed some flour and ran to attack her cousin. A few minutes later most of the cousins had joined in the fight. Tables were overturned, now used as shields and teams automatically formed.

There were only two teams and it was quite simple were your allegiance lied. Girls versus Boys, the ultimate battle of the sexes and everyone was taking it seriously.

The job to win had not yet been laid down, though it seemed to be forming in the direction that if you got it in someone's shirt, they were out.

"Duck!" yelled Lucy, who was not always a team player but seemed to be enthusiastic enough to fight for her feminism. She grabbed Lily and pushed her down, both just missing a flying egg.

"Come on, girls!" screamed Rosie from somewhere in the room, she sounded excited and by the way she was hitting and ducking, she was enjoying herself.

Rose knew that they needed something to trash the boys and her answer came when she saw Kitty standing behind the door. Kitty looked ready to pounce and had a vicious glance in her eye.

"Kitty!" hissed Rose, drawing Kitty's attention away from the crack between the door and wall.

Kitty looked over and twisted her hand, a way of saying, what?

Rose beaconed her with her finger and mushed her palm to the ground when Kitty took a step forward. Kitty nodded and got down on her knees, ready to crawl. Rose quickly crawled in front of her and into the cupboard in the hall way.

She shut the door with her foot once Kitty had successfully crawled inside,

"We need a plan," started Rose and Kitty agreed,

"I suggest," she went on, "that you try and get some ammunition down James's shirt."

"What? How?" asked Kitty and Rose only winked suggestively. Kitty scrunched up her nose when she realised what she meant,

"EW, no!"

"Kitty, not only will you be doing this to bring down the git, but also so that we can have a moment of glory for the girl team. We are team female, our race which defines us as who we are, what we like and what we stand for. Do this for me; do this for all us girls!"

"Fine, good speech by the way." Sighed Kitty and Rose smiled, "Thanks, now-"she was interrupted by a rattle on the door handle.

Immediately Kitty and Rose pressed themselves against each side of the wall by the door. It opened and they saw Louis walk in. Kitty's hand dipped into her pocket and retrieved an egg.

She waited for Louis to be far enough into the closet, before she hit it against the wall. Now that it was cracked, she quickly turned to Louis and in a millisecond was able to open the egg on his head.

Louis jumped in surprise when the cold and gooey slime dripped down from his hair. He turned around in a flash, only to see the backs of Kitty and Rose as they ran off.

Kitty laughed as she heard a yell, but quickly stopped as she saw one of the boys running her way. She turned around and ran away, only to bump into James.

"Gotcha!" he yelled, pushing her against the wall. Kitty closed her eyes and winced, waiting for the impact. When nothing game she opened her eyes, only to see and feel chocolate sauce dripping down from her head and hair.

Wincing she squirmed and tried to get away. When he was done, James threw the bottle to the floor behind him and leant in forward, whispering into her ear,

"Now, you look good enough to eat." Kitty felt a shiver ran through her spine, but ignored it and allowed her brain to quickly form a new plan.

She leant forward and simultaneously unwrapped something behind her back. She leant in even more and whispered, "I agree," as she dug her fingers into the butter.

She wiped his neck and slipped her fingers down his shirt, smearing butter on his chest. She then pushed him away from her and finished saying

"But that doesn't mean you get me!" before running over to Rose. Rose yelled in excitement and caught Kitty in hug, jumping up and down.

James just stood there in shock, before turning to look at the group of girls that had now formed.

"Game over," said Rose, raising her hand to James. James sighed and shook her hand, admitting defeat.

All the girls cheered in excitement, while the boys protested loudly.

"What is going on here!" yelled someone from the staircase. Everyone turned and saw a mad Teddy standing there.

"Uh, we had a food fight and we girls won?" said Molly in an asking way.

"Well," began Teddy but Victiorie trotted down the stairs and finished for him,

"Boys clean up, girls go take a shower."

"Why do only the boys have to clean up?" asked Teddy, looking over at his young wife. She smiled and said,

"The girls won, didn't they?"

"Yes, but-"Victiorie silenced him with a kiss, pulling him closer and running her one hand through his hair.

Victiorie broke away, leaving Teddy completely dazed. She winked at the girls and pulled Teddy up the stairs.

"Talk about girl power!" laughed Kitty,

"Yeah, Merlin, you almost gave James a heart attack." Said Lucy, Kitty just shrugged,

Xxx

The girls soon went to clean up and Kitty was relieved to finally be able to wash. She walked to her bathroom that was connected to her bedroom and turned on the shower.

After adjusting the water and stripping, Kitty sighed from relief as the warm water hit her back. She moved her head in slow motion all around the water, closing her eyes and savouring the feel of the water.

Not a lot of people knew this, but Kitty was a water baby. Literally, her mother was at a hospital with a midwife and had a water birth in a bath tub. The irony was that Kitty was not a strong swimmer, but enjoyed being in the water, or just touching it, a great deal.

She put some soap on her hands, and rubbed them together to remove all the butter. She suddenly remembered how it felt to touch James's chest.

Kitty jumped, what am I thinking? She thought, touching James's chest? Merlin, Rose is getting to me! Get it out of your head! And she hit her head with her palm for good measure.

Well, she continued thinking; you have to admit that he is kind of… ripped. Ugh, that boy has got to get out of my head!

Girl, said another voice in her head, he is clearly almost a man, now.

NO! Said Kitty sternly in her head as she grabbed her shampoo bottle viciously, squirted some shampoo on her hand and rubbed it in her hair. She washed away all the food and thoughts of certain James Sirius Potter.

Xxx

"Kitty!" yelled Lara, walking into Kitty's bedroom.

"Yes?" asked Kitty, she was sitting on the couch in her bedroom. She was reading a book with her legs tucked into her side when she was interrupted,

"Well, do you want to play…" said Lara pausing dramatically, and Kitty motioned to her to continue,

"Truth and dare, with boys."

"Lara," began Kitty fondly, "Why do you feel the need to add that we are playing with boys?"

Lara shrugged, "I don't know, it just sounded important. Are you coming or not?"

"I'm coming, let see if we can dare Jack into something horrible, shall we?"

They walked downstairs to the games room, where all the people in the house between the ages of 15 and 18 had assembled. Basically, it was Jack, James, Fred, Albus, Lara, Rose, Kitty, Louis, Dominique and her friend Sarah.

They all sat in a circle and Dominique summoned a bottle and basket.

Kitty raised an eyebrow, "I thought we are playing truth and dare?"

"Oh, we are… well, technically spin the bottle so that no one gets picked on." She finished saying this while glaring at Fred who smiled sheepish. "And the basket is the forfeit. If you don't want to do it, you have to place an article of clothing in the basket."

"Right, I'll begin." Said Jack and he took the bottle and spun it. It landed on…

"Right, Lara, truth or dare?" Lara bitted her lip and frowned,

"Truth"

"Aw, come on! Anyway, umm, was Albus your first kiss?" he knew it was pathetic, but he was more of a 'dare' person.

"No," blushed Lara and she spun the bottle before anyone could reply,

"Sarah, truth or dare?"

"Dare," came the timid reply, Lara smirked and said,

"Sing the alphabet, while hopping around on one foot and swinging your arms."

After that was done and everyone had a good laugh, Sarah spun the bottle,

"Kitty, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to go and wake up Hugo and bring him down hear."

Kitty smiled and trotted up, Lara turned jokingly to Sarah and said, "Do you want to kill her?"

As timid as Hugo may be, he was a pain to wake up and it even resulted in the person being hexed.

A few minutes later a grumpy Hugo trotted down the stairs, "Happy?" he said, before turning around and trudging back up.

Kitty hopped down cheerfully and unhexed.

"Right, who's next?" she spun the bottle at it landed on Jack,

"Back to the beginning I see? Well, Jack, truth or dare?"

"Dare, obviously,"

"Fine, I dare you to kiss Rose on the lips."

"What?" said Rose, glaring at her best friend. Kitty just winked and waved at Jack to hurry up.

Jack quickly leaned in and kissed Rose. It was sweet, but not short as after a while Fred huffed and said,

"Okay, okay, enough!" and he pushed Jack away. Rose blushed when Lara and Kitty looked at her, smiles on their faces.

She just shook her head and waited for the next person to be revealed.

Jack spun the bottle and miraculously it landed on Rose.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare," she said, not wanting to know what he would ask if she said truth.

"Kiss me again," he said simply, leaning in and capturing her lips with his before she could respond. She placed her hand at the back of his neck and pulled him closer.

Soon enough, Fred pushed them apart. Jack turned to his friend,

"Dude, seriously?"

"Might I remind you that is my cousin!"

Jack mumbled something under his breath and sat back down.

Rose cleared her throat and spun the bottle,

"Dom, truth or dare?"

"Truth," said Dominique and Rose smiled,

"Who do you like?"

Dominique blushed the trade mark Weasley blush and whispered, "Jonathan Thomas."

Sarah and the other girls laughed, while the boys just shrugged,

Dominique spun the bottle and it landed on,

"James, truth or dare?"

"Dare!" yelled James proudly and Kitty rolled her eyes,

"I dare you to…"