I don't own the song, Hetalia, or

The tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included,

"Jaaaaaaaaaappppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Tokyo yelled. A very annoyed Japan stuck his head out.

"What?!" He snapped.

"My laptop didn't come with a battery!" Tokyo wailed.

Japan facepalmed.


no parking spaces,

"Are you kidding me aru?!" China screeched.

"Nope. I'm pretty sure I heard 'no more spaces available', teacher." Hong Kong said.

"Not helping!" Beijing snapped.

"Stuck up." Shanghai mumbled.

"All of you be quiet! Maybe I can park on the street, aru." China mumbled.


(kid) buy me something,

"Daaad! Buy me something!" Sealand demanded.

"Now, Sealand…" Finland said.

"But dad! You've bought everyone- everyone something except for me!" Sealand whined.

"One last stop." Finland said. "Then I'll buy you something."

get a job you bum,

"UGH! GET A REAL JOB, YOU IDIOT!" Australia yelled.

"Just donate even one penny?" The man asked.

Australia facepalmed.


facing my in-laws,

"So, Butcherest-" Hungary said as they sat down for dinner.

"It's Bucharest." Bucharest corrected.

"Whatever. Tell me. Have you been doing anything to my daughter in any kind of form…?" Hungary interrogated.

"Sis!" Budapest protested, her face red.

Bucharest banged his head on the table.


five months of bills,

"If my calculations are correct, then it will take me five…" Switzerland gulped. "…months to pay off these bills."

"I'm not looking forward to these five months." Vaduz said.

"Who is?" Zurich grumbled.


yo-ho sending Christmas cards,

"Now that we've written all these cards, we have to mail them. London, how far is the mail box from here?" Dublin asked. London thought for a moment.

"Four blocks." London said.

"Four blocks, no big de- oh." Wales said as he opened the door…to a raging blizzard.

"I ain't goin' out there." Scotland said.

"So then." Cardiff said as everyone looked at each other. "Who's going?"


oh-geez look at this,

"Mm…oh, Hungary…why are you so…" Prussia mumbled out loud in his sleep.

"Why can't he shut up?" Germany whispered.

"He's Prussia." Berlin said. Then she held up a video camera. "I might as well get some blackmail footage while he's at it."
one light goes out they all go out,

"Ve~! Romano! Look- one light bulb is unscrewed!" Italy said, reaching towards the light bulb.

"No, Italy, you idiota, don't-" Romano started, but it was too late. Italy gently yanked on the light, and the entire string of lights stopped shining, plunging the house's exterior into darkness.

"Nice going, Italy." Naples snapped.


and finding a Christmas tree,

"I swear I'm gonna kill dad when we get back." Tennessee grumbled.

"If you kill him, you'll be going to jail for the rest of your live." Oregon reminded him.

"Fine. I will HURT him badly when we get back."

"You'll be grounded."

"Ugh! I'll SCAR him then."

"You'll feel guilty for the rest of your life."

Tennessee huffed loudly.

"Just shut up and help me find a tree."