A/N: I'm baaaaccck and I suuucckkk I know! I hope you guys like this chapter, I'm trying to have some fun with it to give you guys a laugh or two considering everything from last season, but sometimes I'm not sure if I go that smidge too far! My goal is to finish a story I'm working on, then I'm going to get this finished, or near to finished, so I can post chapters more regularly! I've been super busy with lots going on, like moving house stuff! I meant to say to you guys to hit me up if you have any one-shot requests cos frankly, I need the practice, and it'll be fun and if they're set in this world then you kinda get this Regina and Killian even if it's not a new chapter, you know? I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, I have two ideas, but I think one might be better than the other but we'll see where this takes me!

Regina stared down at Henry, blinking slightly. "Henry?"

"I'm sorry I couldn't come see you yesterday, but Killian said he had it covered and he'd look after you!" Regina turned to look at Killian, who just grinned at her. So that's what he was doing on the phone. Of course.

"So that's why you wouldn't let me leave this morning"

"Couldn't let you ruin the surprise!" Killian said cheerfully. Henry beamed at the two of them and Regina pulled him in to a hug. Looking over Henry's head she mouthed at Killian, Thank you, with an incredibly genuine smile. Killian smiled back, nodding his head slightly. He could see how much it meant to Regina, Regina who had probably thought her son had taken Emma's side, or was scared of her again. Ending the hug, Henry held up a few bags for Regina to see.

"I brought supplies! I've got pancakes from Granny's for the three of us, coffee for you, tea for Killian and a tonne of aspirin, and a couple pints of chocolate ice cream, and popcorn, and chips and chocolate and a couple movies for us to watch" Henry finished, while Regina and Killian stared at him in amazement that he managed it all in one breath. When they just stared at him, Henry added, "I thought we could spend the day together, if that's okay?"

Regina had been thinking about how lucky she was to have a son like Henry, but she snapped out of her thoughts at the slight uncertainty in his voice. "I would love to Henry" She said with a big smile, hugging him again. "Let's go put everything in the kitchen for now" she said, taking a couple of the bags and heading for the previously mentioned room.

Killian winked at Henry, "Well done lad! Operation Hooked Queen, phase one is complete. Your mother and I are officially friends. And you my boy, have just taken care of our plans for the day." Killian had been worrying about what

"It's all part of the plan. Mom's gonna want to be moping about Robin, that's Phase Two. But with the two of us there, and the movies I've got, we can swiftly move on from Phase Two, to Phase Three: The Cheer Up." Killian was impressed, the lad had clearly thought of everything. Killians smile dimmed as he noticed the look on Henry's face.

"What is it? Is the next phase? If it's the Outlaw, then I'll deal with him"

"No. It's just….for Phase Two….we'll have to, I mean, she'll wanna do it she won't want anything else. It's not gonna be good." Killian was getting worried.

"Spit it out lad!"

"…..we're going to have to watch Titanic" Henry said with grim finality.

"…pardon?"

"Titanic. It's a movie about a ship" Killians ears perked up at that, "Don't get too excited, you'll see"

"Are you two coming?!" Regina called from the Kitchen, and Henry and Killian made their way in to the room to find breakfast had been transferred from Granny's take out cartons to plates. In no time at all, the three of them where wolfing down their pancakes, while Killian was regaling Henry with tales from the night before, Regina butting in every now and again to make sure Killian didn't say anything he shouldn't. Henry had a huge smile on his face, watching his mom and Killian interact. He wasn't stupid, he knew his mom didn't really have a proper friend, not one she could confide in. There was Snow he guessed, but it wasn't quite the same. Henry had noticed how Killian didn't have any friends of his own either. He figured they had a lot in common and he knew that despite her snark, his mom cared about Killian in her own way. When Henry had been upset about not being allowed to go to her yesterday, Killian had come to talk to him, and broached the subject of his befriending Regina.

He'd told Henry about how he had always thought of Regina as a friend, seeing as they understood each other, and had a lot in common. How he was one of the few people who really understood her. He'd then told Henry that he had been meaning to befriend her properly for a while, and that now seemed the perfect chance. The pair had spoken about how, despite the front Regina had put on that night at the Diner, she most likely needed a friend now more than ever. Killian had told Henry that his mom might need a day to order her thoughts before seeing him, and he should probably give Emma the day to cool off anyway, and that he would take care of his mom for the day in his place. Offer an ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on. Killian had very sincerely promised Henry that he would look after her and he had kept his word. Watching the two of them, Henry had never seen his mom interact with someone like this before. It was like they'd been friends for years. She was laughing and joking and if it wasn't for Killian, Henry figured his mom wouldn't be like this right now. He was determined to help his mom, but with Killians help it would be easier. Especially with Robin lurking about, if he tried to come near his mom, Henry might be able to get him to back off and stay away…but Killian would definitely be able to.

Once everyone had finished breakfast, they all carried the supplies Henry had brought in to the living room, laying everything out on the coffee table.

"Okay mom, let's get this over with" Henry sighed grabbing the DVD case for Titanic. Henry had to smile when his mom actually stuck her tongue out at him.

"I need to watch it!"

"Just this once mom, then the moping is done, promise?" Henry laughed, knowing she just needed to get it out of her system by watching her favourite sad movie.

"Yes, Dad" Regina laughed, while Killian high fiver her. Henry just shook his head. Okay. Maybe this was a mistake. He thought before joining in their laughter, and putting the disc in to the player.

As soon as the movie started to play it had Killian's full attention.

"Blood hell. They're under the water" Killian stared with round eyes watching the footage of the wreck play out on the screen. "What manner of sorcery is this?"

"It's a submersible, it can sail through the water. I don't think they can go as far as a submarine though" Regina just shrugged. Why the hell would she know about anything nautical.

Killian stared at the blonde man on the screen as if he was speaking legend or something as he explained about depth and whatever else. Regina just rolled her eyes. She hated this bit. So boring.

"That's a ship?"

"A shipwreck, the wreck of the Titanic. It was a real ship in 1912, it hit an iceberg and sank, most of the passengers on it died because they didn't use the lifeboats properly. The footage we're seeing is the real life wreck as it is on the bottom of the sea right now," Henry gestured at the screen, "all of this stuff belonged to passengers. Although I think divers have brought a lot of it to the surface" Henry finished his historical spiel. Regina wasn't sure if Killian looked impressed or just really really freaked out as they watched the mini subs explore the wreck. Okay, he's definitely freaked out Regina chuckled to herself as Killian kept staring at the screen, playing with his hook. The helicopter seemed to freak him out a little bit as well, as he gulped when he saw it.

He became completely fascinated when the character on the screen started to explain how the ship sank. She figured he'd seen the ships in the harbour, but they where tiny compared to the ship in the movie. He hadn't seen anything like it, nor had he seen anything about shipwrecks being explored. I don't think National Geographic ships to Neverland. And The Enchanted Forest certainly doesn't have wi-fi. Regina found herself watching the movie through new eyes, as she kept tabs on Killian's reaction. As the ship came in to view on the screen in all its glory, Regina had to smile at his sharp inhale of breath.

"My Gods…..it's….it's…."

"Titanic?" Henry said, mirthfully.

"….bloody huge"

"That too"

"And it's all metal? Where are the sails? The cannons?….the wood?" he stared wide eyed.

"Enjoy this while you can Killian" Henry said ominously. "It's all fun, and cool right now, but just wait" Regina smiled at Henry's reaction.

Regina was fairly certain most of the movie was going over Killians head, what with his limited knowledge of this realm. Regina was completely engrossed in Rose and Jack, and Killian had developed the annoying habit of getting as close to the screen as he could whenever it showed the ship and how it ran. Henry was more engrossed in watching his mom and Killian. The pirate was reacting hilariously to the film, he was so in to the ship, asking Henry questions every now and again. But it was just a matter of time. For his part Killian was worried by the sense of foreboding Henry had instilled in him. He was too intrigued by the ship to give it too much thought though. That was his mistake. When the time came. Killian hadn't been prepared for one of the most horrific moments of his very long life. Henry had known it was coming, and he felt bad for not warning Killian but…it was too late now.

Henry had watched as his mom and Killian had both wrinkled their noses at the spitting scene, with Killian even remarking, "That's just bad manners not to mention…what's the word Emma uses….un..un….unsantary!". Regina had just snorted and said, "You mean unsanitary? This coming from a pirate who's been wearing the same outfit for what is it? 500 hundred years?".

"You wound me" Killian had remarked with a slight pout. His mom had just rolled her eyes, "What is it with you and pouting? Not very pirate-like is it? Give me all your worldly goods or I'll pout you to death" his mom had chuckled. While Killian's pout had actually intensified. Henry and his mom had laughed when Killian started bobbing around in his seat to the music during the scene in third class, exclaiming "This is more like it!" and even dragging Regina up from her seat on the couch, and dancing with her much like Jack was dancing with Rose, jigging merrily around the living room. Henry had taken a photo, thinking it might cheer his mom up at a later date. He'd had to video Killian attempting to copy the complicated footwork and falling over backwards when he tripped over his own feet. Killian had wanted to make Regina spin, like the two in the movie, but Regina had just looked at him, looked around the living room at all the breakable objects and said "No". While Killian had looked quite disappointed. Things had calmed down then. At least for a little while.

The kissing scene at the front of the ship had Henry groaning and hiding his face in a pillow, while Killian had just remarked, "I'm fairly certain that's not how you fly love" while giving the the character a worried look. From there it wasn't long before the drawing scene. Henry had immediately averted his eyes and was glued to his phone. Killian had yelped, "Bloody hell!" his eyes darting about, not knowing where to look, "What kind of moving picture is this? This isn't….it isn't….bloody hell" Henry wasn't sure but he was fairly certain Killian had then started mumbling about good form, and etiquette, with his hand over his eyes. The car scene? Killian had turned an interesting shade of red, and mumbled something unintelligible. "Honestly, I would have thought a pirate would have been able to handle a little-" she had glanced at Henry, "You know" she had said with a meaningful look at the pirate. "Someone's not as," she wiggled her eyebrows, "as he wants everyone to think" Killian had just turned redder prompting Regina to crow, "Aw, look, he's gone all….what is the name of that other dwarf? The one constantly looking like…well…that" she gestured at Killian, "Bashful?" Henry supplied.

"This is not….it's not…..proper. It's….it's….." Killian trailed off sputtering.

He had regained his composure by the time the famous lines, "Iceberg dead ahead" had been shouted on screen. Killian was on the edge of his seat, eyes glued to the screen watching events unfold, muttering things like "amazing" every now and again. Regina was too focused on the movie to pay much attention. Henry had known it was a matter of time, and envied Killian his lack of awareness, his simple enjoyment at watching a ship from this realm work. "Poor sods" he'd muttered at the engine room men. He'd become quite incensed watching Jack being framed for theft. "Bloody bastards. That's bad form, if ever I saw it" he had snarled. Minutes later he'd shouted "Of course it can sink you bloody idiot" at the screen, with Regina shushing him, as if she'd never seen it before. "Two thousand?! Bloody hell" he'd swallowed hard. Killian had stared in wide eyed horror at the water flooding through the ship and the unfolding events. He hadn't noticed Regina's reaction, but Henry had and he was counting down. His mom was staring at the screen, at the impending disaster, swallowing hard. Clearly becoming choked up.

"Bloody coward" Killian had snarled at the man as he'd climbed in to the lifeboat. A tear had trickled down Regina's face as the two girls in the lifeboat had cried about being seperated from their father. "Why is he letting her go? He can't let that…that…..villain win!" Killian cried, Henry had tried to explain about the rules but Killian was having none of it, Regina strongly suspected his reaction was tied to a personal crisis of some kind, she had grabbed his hand. "Don't worry, just watch" she had breathed. Killian had quieted down until Rose jumped from the lifeboat. He had started cheering, with Regina joining in. "GO ON LASS!". Henry who had resumed filming, knew David was going to love watching this later, anything that would embarrass the pirate brought him great joy. When the ship had started sinking in earnest, Killian's eyes where as wide as dinner plates and he was barely breathing as he muttered exclamations. Regina on the other hand had tears slowly trickling down her face, "those poor people" she muttered. "My God" he'd breathed when the ship had snapped in half, looking a little bit green. "I don't think I like the ships of this realm…." he managed to get out. Henry had to laugh at the fearsome Captain Hook terrified of a ship. It was when he'd looked over at his mom for her reaction, expecting her to be laughing to that he realised which part they where at, he looked at the screen in time to see Jack floating through the water, before Rose launched off the bit of wood. Regina had tears streaming down her face, "she said….she'd never….let go…." she gasped out. Henry knew the time was nigh. Killian was still blissfully unaware. As the camera panned through the wreck, the instrumental playing, and transformed in to the ship as it was….as the characters appeared….that's when it happened. Killian would remember the moment for the rest of his life. Henry who had experienced it before, struggled very hard not to laugh at the poor pirate.

Killian had turned to Regina, just as she'd started to sob. Really, really sob. Tears where streaming down her face, she was heaving in breath, sobbing and crying and gasping out words in between, "She said..she'd…never….let….go" "He…..exists…my…..memories" "Did….everything….she said…..would" "Old lady…..died…" "….ghosts…..all together" "Together…..again" "It's….so…..SAD". Killian could only stare in horror. All his years of existence and he still didn't know how to deal with crying women, let alone openly hysterical women. He looked around the entire room, seeking anything that could help, as Regina clutched his shirt sobbing at him about how sad it all was and how they'd been reunited in the end. Killian's face had changed from horror to panic as he frantically patted Regina on the back, murmuring, "there, there. Just a moving picture love" that had been a mistake. "NO. THEIR LOVE WAS REAL DAMMIT" raising her hand to conjure a fireball. "Calm down love, no need to do anything rash" he threw his hands out placatingly. But Regina had started wailing along to My Heart Will Go On, while Henry and Killian both winced.

"YOU'RE HEEERREEEEE, THERE'S NOTHIIIIIINNNG I FEAAAAARRRR" she wailed and sobbed on Killian. Killian looked at Henry, pure panic in his eyes. "Help….help now"

"AAAANNNDD I KNOOOOWW THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN," Regina's whole body was shaking as she wailed at Killian. "Henry, please, help. HELP ME"

WE'LL STAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY, FOREEEEEEEEEVEER THIS WAAAAAAAY" Henry took pity on Killian, grabbed a spoon and reached for one of the pints of ice cream Regina had been keeping cool with her magic.

"I know mom, but it's okay, here look…chocolate ice cream! You're favourite, it'll make it aaalll better" Henry handed them over. Regina started digging in, sobbing occasionally, but Henry knew it was a matter of time. He looked over at Killian, who looked completely traumatised. "Don't worry, that was just stage one, any…minute…..now…."

"It's all her own fault anyway, if the idiot had stayed in the stupid lifeboat he'd have had that pice of wood all to himself and he wouldn't have turned in to a human popsicle. Or better yet if she had just moved over, he could have fit on there too and don't try to tell me all about how two couldn't fit and blah blah blah, I saw that episode of mythbusters okay and they PROVED that they both could have. She's such a liar. "I'll never let go" she says, and then what does she do? She let's go! Not to mention how she managed to just move on and get her second chance at love and completely forget about him" Regina ranted.

"But Regina, we both have-" Killian started before Henry cut him off.

"I wouldn't interrupt her, she'll run out of steam in like….3 minutes tops. Don't worry, you'll love the next movie" Killian just stared at him. What the bloody hell have I gotten myself in to?