A/N:
Warning, contains many laughable moments with: semi-nakedness, harsh punishments, youkai abuse, sexy scenes, goddess abuse, more goddess abuse, and missing swimsuit pieces. Hope you'll enjoy.
Late morning at the Hakurei Shrine.
Reimu walks out of the shrine straight to the front, and finds Rika already awake, trying out a wind spell on Tenshi, covering her body in swirling gusts and shooting light bullets at the celestial, only to have them bounce off instantly.
She giggles, then looks up to the sky and spots Suzaku, the newest addition to the Hakurei Shrine, flying in circles all around, as though monitoring the entire shrine from the sky.
Reimu places her left hand on her head, rubs herself, then stands relaxed and says "good morning Rika, how are you feeling?"
Rika quickly turns her head to smile at Reimu, bows, then says "good morning my lady! I am feeling great! I hope you had a pleasant rest."
Reimu's smile seems to brighten, then she says "it was quite pleasant, thank you."
Looking at Reimu smile like that, Rika can't help but rapidly flap her small wings while tilting her head to the right and giggling contently.
This sight causes Tenshi to look extremely surprised and gush blood out her nose and onto the spinning gusts that surround her, and just as she holds on to her nose, the blood splatters back on to her own dress.
Rika notices this and yelps, then looks at Reimu's red and smiling face, then looking very confused and sounding agitated, she asks "my lady, Tenshi, what's wrong?"
Both Tenshi and Reimu flip their right thumbs up, and while still smiling, and sounding as though out of breath , they both say "it's nothing at all, heh heh."
Reimu quickly recovers and turns around, then says "I'm a little hungry, so-"
Before she finishes her sentence, Rika says "ah, breakfast is served. It's on the kitchen table."
Reimu turns around, again smiling like before, then says "thank you very much Rika."
Instead of getting the same reaction from Rika as before, she realizes her maid is staring back at her while angrily tapping her foot.
Reimu looks confused, then Rika says "what you did to miss Marisa was very mean."
Reimu smirks mischievously, then says "relax, it's just water. Besides, that's what she gets for crashing in my shrine while we're not here."
A few minutes later, Marisa wakes up with her face full of marks and drawings.
On her forehead is the letters in kanji for "meat", around her left eye, Reimu drew a monocle, over her right, she drew a crown with a beard, under her nose she drew a mustache, on her chin a thin beard, and to the left of that, the letters in katakana for "Master Spark", and on her right cheek, a perfectly round swirl.
Marisa smacks her lips after finishing stretching out, then starts looking around with somber eyes, which suddenly open up wide with shock, waking up in an instant when she touches her sheets and futon and realizes they are wet.
With a terrorized gasp, she springs out of the futon and whispers "oh no... I didn't!"
From the table, Reimu happily greets Marisa, saying "well, good morning! Did you sleep well?"
Upon hearing Reimu's voice, Marisa instantly grabs the futon and turns it into a ball, covering her wet bloomers with it, hoping Reimu doesn't take notice of the embarrassing situation, then says "g-g-good morning Reimu. Um, I sweated a lot, so I'll just take this outside to dry, and..."
Reimu stares at Marisa while feigning confusion and curiosity, then asks "why, what's the matter Marisa? Did something happen?"
Marisa starts sweating as her face start turning a little red, then she manages to smile and laugh nervously, then says "me? Nah~! I'm fine! Just being a good friend and making sure not to stink up the place, so..."
Without waiting for Reimu to ask again, Marisa zips right out the shrine's left exit, leaving a trail of dust kicked up by her feet.
The second Marisa is out that door, Reimu starts laughing hard, spitting out some rice as she does, and when she notices the vulgarity, she swipes the back of her sleeve over her mouth and cleans the scattered rice pieces from the table, smiling and saying to herself "ah, it's so worth it!"
Meanwhile, down at the Kappa-pa Resort, Ail and Sanae are already wide awake.
Ail sits on his bed, wearing red swim trunks and a pair of wooden sandals, and puts on some sun screen over his arms, torso and legs.
Sanae sneaks from behind him, places her hand on his bare back, then whispers "I do your back, you do mine~"
Ail's face turns bright red as Sanae presses herself against his back, asking "like my bikini? Haven't used it much since I came to Gensokyo."
Ail's ears start blowing out steam when he looks at the mirror in front of the bed and notices Sanae is wearing blue bikini with white designs similar to her shrine maiden's skirt, except for some random stars designs, that fits her just perfectly.
Ail gulps and trembles as he nods, then all of a sudden, he and Sanae just stay still, Ail completely returns to normal, Sanae sighs angrily, almost growling as she does.
Inside the closet, a familiar girl's voice whispers "why are they stopping?"
A woman whispers back "I don't know. I had the camera ready and everything."
They watch through the door's grills as Sanae and Ail get off the bed and on to their feet with very annoyed looks on their faces, then walk out the room without their towels, shirts, extra robes or the lunch basket.
Suwako concernedly whispers "wait, they are leaving everything behind."
Kanako whispers "grr, my Sanae is shamelessly exposing herself to public eyes, and without getting donations first!"
Suwako quickly replies "hey, there are many wrong things with that statement, you pervert."
Before Kanako replies, she asks "hey, where's the floor?"
Both goddesses scream loud when they find themselves falling through one of Ail's gaps, and as they fall, they are raked by sharp gardening tools, attacked by rogue electric hair cutters, a spinning hedge clipper that tears their clothes to bits, a barking dog made of wind energy that rips off their skirts, and finally, they fall out of the gap and on to the floor right in front of the Ail's and Sanae's room.
Kanako and Suwako slowly stand up and realize they are a mess.
Their shirts have been cut to the point of looking like bikini tops, and their panties are fully exposed, Kanako wearing a star-printed pair, and Suwako a purple striped pair.
When they look at each other, they point at each other, scream, cover themselves with their hands as best as they can, scream again, then Suwako finally shouts "Kanako, you, we, what the hell happened?"
Before Kanako answers, the familiar sad tune from a music box catches their ears, and with terrorized faces, Kanako and Suwako look ahead of themselves, and find Ail and Sanae tapping their feet on the ground, looking at them with an ominous shadow over their eyes, and an ominous smile on their faces.
Ail grins, then says "I would have NEVER expected something like this from you, Moriya-sama!"
Sanae opens her eyes and smiles at Kanako, then asks "what are you doing here?"
Kanako foolishly moves her hands around as she tries to find a good excuse, revealing a modern camcorder.
When she realizes what she did, she smiles at Sanae as naturally as she can, then, in a very weird tone of voice, says "your eyes! Deceive you they can! Trust them you should not."
Ail summons a large piko-hammer made of yellow light, using Suwako's own blessing from his bracelet, while Sanae holds her gohei on her right hand and smacks it against her left, then she and Ail swing their weapons in unison, sending the goddesses flying down to the ground floor after a powerful explosion, then sigh contently as they get back inside their room with smiles on their faces, Sanae saying "ah I think I want a sandwich for lunch today", then the sad music stops playing.
Down on the ground floor, Suwako and Kanako land on their faces on the ground just inches away from one of the hot tubs, and while their bodies stay stiff like poles, Kanako grunts and says "th-that... wasn't so bad."
Suwako stammers before finally saying "yeah. Th-they could have alerted... Budou."
A cleaning droid passes by and stares at the goddesses, opens a surprisingly large garbage carrier, then picks the goddesses up, saying "burnable garbage. Activate furnaces, maximum output."
Later, in the room below Ail's and Sanae's, the door to Yuka, Elly and Kurumi's room slowly opens, and from within, Kurumi moans and asks "miss Yuka, do we really have to~?"
There is a moment of silence, then the door suddenly bursts wide open and out fly Elly and Kurumi, falling on their faces on the ground, Kurumi wearing a rather small white bikini that reveals her more womanly features, and a bright red hand mark on her back.
Elly wears her hat and a blood-red bikini that fits her perfectly, also showing off her features, and a bright red hand mark on her back as well.
Yuka walks out of the room wearing a red plaid one-piece swimsuit that seems a bit tight, and holding her parasol as usual, smiling ominously, as usual, she uses the two girls as stepping stones while still smiling, as usual.
She turns around, bends slightly to meet the girl's faces, then says "get up, I want to see the other one."
Kurumi wines, while Elly sighs in defeat, and when both girls get up, they both reveal they have the same red hand mark that's on their backs on their stomachs as well, Kurumi, once again revealing her womanly features, despite her child-like size.
Elly sighs again and turns to shut the door, then says "all this because we were concerned for you, Yukarin. It's so unfair."
A translucent shadow covers Yuka's eyes as her smile widens, then she lifts her right hand and in a friendly tone, she asks "what was that, did you want another? There's plenty of places I haven't marked yet~."
Elly quickly jumps back, shaking her head and her hands over her chest while crying and nervously stammering incoherently.
Yuka returns to her normal self, and after hiding away her hand, she places her left foot on the protective railing as she prepares to jump down to the ground floor.
Kurumi and Elly panic, then Kurumi says "wait, miss Yuka you shouldn't!"
Elly quickly adds "we should use the elevator! After all w-w-we are here to rest."
Yuka stares at the girls with her confused narrow eyes, then smiles and says "yes, you are right. Let's use the elevator", then casually walks to the nearest elevator, which is only 3 more rooms away to their left.
Both Elly and Kurumi sigh with great relief when Yuka accepts their proposition so willingly, then walk after her to the elevator, where she eagerly waits for them with a smile on her face.
Once inside, the elevator doors slowly close on their own, then the girls scream, their screams accompanied by the sound of continuous smacking.
The elevator doors open up once they reach the ground floor, revealing Elly and Kurumi with large bumps on their heads and dazed looks on their faces as they sway around, and Yuka with an even wider and satisfied smile on her face.
As she walks out of the elevator, Yuka says "come on girls, the beach awaits."
Elly and Kurumi manage to dizzily mumble something, which Yuka accepts as acknowledgement, then they slowly make their way to the beach, unaware Guzman is close by, keeping himself hidden from them, using in improved version of the mirror cloak, thinking "she's going to be mine. That goddess is MINE."
The moment they reach the beach, Yuka, Elly and Kurumi see Ail and Sanae at the gate, wearing matching white shirts, gazing at the sight of the artificial beach.
While Elly whispers "oh, it's that Ail guy with the green maiden", Yuka calls "hey Ail, green maiden~! What a coincidence to meet here!"
Ail and Sanae turn to look at Yuka, then Ail smiles and says "Yuka, Elly, Kurumi, how are you? Are you here on a vacation too?"
Sanae smiles, even though she wants to kill the intruders of her lovely-dovey alone-time with Ail, then says "well, hello... And my name is Sanae, so please remember it."
Yuka immediately grabs Ail by his neck, squeezes him until it cracks, then says "say~, why haven't you visited me? I've been taking care of that flower of yours, so the least you could do is pay a visit once in a while."
Out of breath, Ail groans "ack, sorry... been busy!"
Yuka releases Ail, letting him tumble backward until he falls on his back on the sand, then sighs and says "alright then, I'll give you another chance."
Somehow, Ail is already standing next to Sanae, and says "come on, let's get closer to the water."
Sanae quickly jumps on Ail's left shoulder, almost knocking the lunch basket off his hand, and in a playful tone, she says "come on, he's eager to see me all wet in my bikini."
Hitting a bull's eye, Sanae's comment makes Ail's face turn bright red almost instantly, accompanied by a miniature nuclear explosion on top of his head, and after getting extremely nervous, he manages to softly say "um... ahem, l-let's go already."
Yuka follows after the couple, smirking wickedly, while Elly looks disgusted, and Kurumi completely uninterested.
Later, Sanae and Ail swim around the middle part of the beach, diving and looking around, wondering how real the artificial beach is.
While they do, Kanako, who looks like a strange giant crab, walks to Suwako, who take the shape of a turtle with frog eyes, then says "she looks like a mermaid, doesn't she?"
Suwako joins Kanako and blushes while smiling and drooling, then says "my Sanae sure has grown. She really takes after me."
Kanako snaps out of her world, glares at Suwako, snaps her claws, then says "she's not a flat-chested toad!"
Suwako glares at Kanako and asks "what are you talking about over there gramma?"
Before they can start fighting, they realize Ail and Sanae are about to dive just above them, then Kanako whispers "here they come", and Suwako desperately adds "act natural!"
Sanae swims down to meet the two goddesses in disguise, stares at them with suspicion, making them nervous, then quickly swims back up.
Again, the goddesses blush and drool while staring at Sanae, then Suwako says "just like a mermaid."
On the water's surface, Sanae springs right out of the water, jerking her head backward, making her hair flip back, kicking glistening water all around herself and driving many of the men, even the youkai, crazy at the sight.
After looking around, she spots Ail close by and shouts "Ail, over here! I found something!"
After calling for Ail, all the men groan angrily and turn away, some angrily saying "all the good ones are always taken."
Ail reaches Sanae and asks "what is it sweetie?"
Sanae giggles and says "I just saw an old crab and a slimy bulgy-eyed turtle!"
Almost instantly, Kanako and Suwako spring out from underwater in their normal forms, wearing new clothes and looking furiously at Sanae. Kanako shouts "who the hell are you calling old!"
Suwako shouts "I'm not slimy, OR bulgy-eyed, kero!"
Ail and Sanae smile ominously at the two goddesses, Ail making a giant flyswatter of light out of Shinki's blessing on his bracelet, then both fly slowly out of the water.
Kanako and Suwako smile nervously, then Kanako, sounding as normal as she can, says "hook, line and sinker."
Suwako chuckles and says "we really fell for it."
Sanae summons furious winds that cause a sudden wave that sends the two goddesses flying to the air, then Ail swings his flyswatter with all his might, sending the goddesses flying toward the mountain area.
Ail and Sanae place a hand over their eyes as they watch the goddesses fly away, then Sanae happily says "nice swing, darling."
Ail smiles and replies "thanks sweetie."
Several yards away to the right side of the beach, Kanako and Suwako have landed with their backs against the sharp mountainous walls, and now look like a splattered mess with a pair of eyes each.
Suwako groans, then says "they seem to be one step ahead."
Kanako sighs, then says "we're going to have to be more careful. I haven't been able to get any footage at all."
Suwako, sounding increasingly agitated, asks "what? You mean you didn't get her just now? Kanako, that's just unfair!"
Kanako sniffles, then whines as she says "I know~! I was just too distracted!"
Before Suwako can scold Kanako some more, a silver robot with a wide body, a round pair of red eyes and using a hovering device to fly, stares at the goddesses while making many beeping sounds.
Kanako is about to suggest they escape, but the robot suddenly sets off an alarm, along with a red rotating light on top of its head, then loudly says "warning, warning! Ancient toxins detected! Incinerate immediately!"
Kanako screams while Suwako shouts "not again~!", then the robot opens its mouth from where a gun barrel with a wide head spring out of, and shoots scorching fire at the screaming goddesses.
After incinerating them for about thirty seconds, it stops, retracts the barrel, then springs out a silver snake-like hose with a flat and wide tip, then sucks up the ashes that remain stuck on the wall.
After making sure its job is done, the robot beeps, retracts the hose, then says "all clean!", then flies away to the top of the mountain, where its feet, a pair of metallic wheels, wait for his return.
Moments later, at the shore, far away from the water, Kurumi tries to hide the red burning hand marks from Yuka by burying half her body under the sand, but Yuka is already on her, grabs her under her arms, pulls her out of the hole with ease, kicks a ridiculous amount of sand to cover the hole perfectly, sets the little vampire back on the ground, then pats her head and goes to the water.
Kurumi sighs and wines in defeat, then walks toward Elly, who is fully concentrated on building a huge sand castle big enough for someone to actually live in it.
Kurumi stares at Elly's work, and sounding a bit annoyed and curious, she asks "what are you doing?"
Elly continues working on the inside of what seems to be the castle's foyer, then says "I'm making a cozy castle for me and miss Yukarin! Ah~, she's going to be so pleased with me!"
In her mind, Elly sees Yuka running in slow motion toward her, smiling and saying "Elly~! This castle, for me? Oh my, you shouldn't have!"
Elly grabs Yuka's hands and starts spinning around the castle's entrance, blushing while saying "for Yukarin, I'd do anything!"
Yuka's face changes, her eyes narrow, her smile seems a little wicked, and with a soft and seductive voice, she asks "anything?"
Elly's cheeks turn redder as she looks away, then back at Yuka's eyes, then says "anything."
Before long, Yuka knocks Elly on the ground, jumps on her, then she and Elly start giggling.
Back in reality, Kurumi stares with disgust as Elly starts to blush and drool while looking toward nowhere with sparkling eyes, repeating "oh, miss Yukarin, you're so bold."
Kurumi decides to head elsewhere, and when she turns around, she yelps with surprise when she finds Ail observing her thoroughly, even placing his hand on his chin and paying full attention to her.
Kurumi blushes and tries to cover herself with her right wing, and sounding a bit agitated, she asks "wh-what the hell are you looking at?"
Ail continues to stare, even after Sanae lightly bumps her shoulder against his, then he says "I see. Kurumi looks like a child, but she's really a woman."
Kurumi's face turns bright red, and quickly jumps on Ail, cling her feet on his shoulder, rapidly punches his head, grabs his cheeks, stretches them out, then exclaims "where the hell are you looking at, you PERVERT?"
Sanae looks a little annoyed as she looks at him and asks "yes, what exactly are you looking at?"
With his stretched cheeks, Ail manages to say "shorry, I'm shorry, I didn't mean it that way."
Kurumi jumps off Ail, covers herself up with her wings, glare up at Ail's face while still blushing, then asks "what exactly did you mean then?"
Sanae has her gohei already pointed at his face and says "yes, please explain!"
Ail sighs, rubs his cheeks, and with tears clinging under his pained eyes, he says "well you see, Remilia is a VERY powerful vampire, but she still looks like a child."
Kurumi and Sanae say "yes, go on..." at the same time, then Ail continues in a naturally matter-of-factly tone "well, seeing as miss Kurumi is a weak vampire, with all due respect, it leads me to believe that it's all about the breasts. No breasts, means she's strong, while large breasted means she's weak."
Sanae calms down and says "ohh, so that's what it is", but Kurumi looks furious, her eyes turn completely white, her face turns blood red, and steam flies out of her ears.
In a second, she jumps on the back of Ail's head and starts biting hard, all while shouting "I'll show you 'weak vampire' you pink monkey!"
Ail screams while running around with Kurumi on his face, her wings making him look like some sort of incubus, and while this happens, Yuka joins Sanae as a spectator and asks "what happened here?"
Sanae shrugs, then calmly says "he just picked a fight with her and already lost."
Yuka and Sanae stare as Ail runs left and right, screaming and calling for help, while Kurumi continues to gnaw on the back of his head, growling while asking "is this weak enough for you?"
While Sanae and Yuka continue to watch, Sanae says "hmm, I better remind him, when Remilia grew up because of that spell, she got a hell of a lot stronger, and she had large breasts."
Yuka turns her attention to Sanae, staring curiously at the wind priestess, wondering what she is talking about, shrugs, then returns to watching Ail running around with Kurumi biting his head.
From behind them, inside the sand castle, Elly calls "miss Yuka~! Miss Yukarin, over here, look what I made for us!"
From inside, Elly frowns when Yuka completely ignores her, then notices Yuka is looking at Ail, though she fails to notice Kurumi's relentless attacks, how being danmaku blasts on his back.
She takes a deep breath, then loudly says "I made a cozy castle, just for you miss Yukarin~!"
Yuka turns around with a very annoyed face, then says "hey, shut up already! Can't you see I am being amused here?"
Elly growls, her cheeks turn red, her eyes ominous, and after growling inwardly, she whispers "grr~! Ail~!", then kicks the castle's entrance.
There is a loud rumbling accompanied by some rough trembling, then Elly yelps when the entire castle comes crashing down on top of her head.
After everything settles, Elly pushes her furious face out from under the sand and glares at Ail while he runs back and forth, trying to escape Kurumi's claw attacks, then ominously says "I'll make you pay for this Ail!"
That afternoon, at the Moriya Shrine, Budou stands in the middle of the living room while she stares at Kanako and Suwako, then asks "alright, tell me again how exactly you get those burns?"
Kanako, who is in the kitchen serving Budou some rice, says "we already told you, we were having a little fight and decided to try some new spells."
Suwako who is setting the table for the little bat youkai, says "we overdid it just a little, but it's nothing to be concerned about."
Phredia flies from the rooms corridor and lands on to Budou's left shoulder, then she and Budou exchange doubtful glances, then Budou says "hmm, there's something weird about your story... but ok, I believe you."
Kanako smiles as she sets the food on the table on the living room, soup, rice, fish, juice and some grapes on a bowl, then smiles suspiciously perky at Budou, then says "thank you sweetie. Now, you enjoy your dinner while Suwako and I go deal with the tengu."
Suwako smiles naturally at Budou, pats her head, making the little bat youkai giggle, then says "this might take a while, so don't wait for us, alright?"
Budou sits next to the table, while Phredia flies on to the table itself, then they both bow to Kanako and Suwako, and Budou says "alright. Come back home safely. Oh, and thanks for the food."
Kanako tilts her head slightly to the right, while Suwako leans against Kanako's right, then Kanako says "you're such a sweet little angel. You're welcome. See you later~!"
Meanwhile, back at the resort, Ail, who is miraculously healed from Kurumi's bite and scratch wounds, and Sanae, are wearing the matching white shirts, and along with Yuka, Kurumi and Elly, they explore the right side of the beach, where the mountains and foliage are.
Ail, Sanae and Yuka are ahead, while Kurumi looks bored behind them, and lagging farther behind is Elly, who is biting her thumb while glaring at Ail, who happens to say something to make Yuka laugh at that very moment, though ignores the fact that Sanae and Kurumi also laughed at his joke.
She suddenly stops right in front of a fake palm tree, then growls as she says to herself "that blasted Ail, he's taking my Yukarin away!"
Elly gasps and stands stiff when a man's voice from her left speaks very suddenly, saying "you hate Ail too? Well, seems you and I have something in common after all."
Elly looks around, unable to find the source of the voice, but before she panics, the second time she looks to her left, she sees Guzman, though she doesn't know who he is.
He smiles at her while exploring her entire body with his eyes, then softly says "you truly are beautiful. You captivated me the second I laid my eyes on you."
Elly tries to speed her way to the others, but Guzman cuts her off and tries to get closer to her, forcing Elly to back away against the palm tree with a frightened face.
She trembles and stutters until she finally asks "wh-what do you want from me?"
Guzman gets his face close to her neck and takes a deep breath, then says "you smell nice. You're the perfect woman, you know that? How about you and I ditch those idiots and... get to know each other a little better. Maybe help each other out with our little... Ail problem."
Elly stutters again, her face slowly filling up with terror, then finally manages to say "I-I-I belong to Yukarin and no other, s-so back off!"
Guzman presses his face even closer, almost kissing Elly while tracing his finger over her bare left shoulder and staring into her yellow eyes, then stops.
In his mind, he hears the laughing child, the motherly woman, the child crying, and explosions, then drops on his knees while holding his head.
Elly thinks this is the perfect opportunity to run, but Guzman places his hand on her left thigh, preventing her escape, then looks up at her, tracing his eyes over her body before stopping at her face, and says "you know, the view from here is well worth the headache."
Elly can't take much more, and with a terrorized voice, she shouts "SOMEONE SAVE ME~ Yuka! Yukarin~! Kurumi!"
She starts to cry while rubbing her eyes, repeating "get away, get away, get away!"
While crying, Yuka's voice slowly drifts into Elly's ears, until she finally calms down enough to notice Yuka standing in front of her, staring with concern and some anger.
In an impulse, Elly jumps and hugs Yuka, shouting "Yuka~! This man came, and started touching me, and saying dirty things to me, and calling you an idiot and... and... He scared me~!"
Elly starts crying again, this time on Yuka's shoulder, and as expected, this really annoys Yuka.
Ail notices this and says "oy Yuka, don't be too rough. She's already scared enough."
Yuka ignores Ail, grabs Elly by her shoulder, pushes her against the palm tree, then slaps her across the face while staring casually and saying "you... are... a... youkai!"
Yuka slaps her one more time so hard, Elly falls on the ground to the right on her face, then Yuka finishes saying "so act like one already!"
Ail and Sanae stare terrorized at Yuka, Ail saying "that was the complete opposite of what I just suggested."
Yuka turns around to Ail, Sanae and the unamused Kurumi, then sighs and says "I think it's time we went back. These girls need their rest it seems."
Ail sighs and says "yeah, I guess you're right."
Sanae immediately adds "oh yes, I really could use a shower... And Ail, you can watch."
Like hitting the self-destruct button on a space ship from a movie, Ail's face turns red, his ears blow out steam, and there is another miniature nuclear explosion on top of his head.
Feeling a little weak, Ail stares at Sanae through a shadow on his eyes and asks "you're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
Sanae giggles, then jumps and hugs his neck, kisses his cheek, then says "quite! You're just too cute like this."
Afterward, Ail helps Elly up, though she reluctantly accepts his help, then he blinks and stares curiously at her, then at Kurumi, then asks "hey, those hand marks have been there all day. What happened to you two?"
Yuka smiles and giggles ominously, then says "they actually scolded me just because I went looking for some flowers and ended up fighting instead. I had to remind them who is the boss, so... I did that."
Ail sweats as he and Sanae stare nervously at Yuka, then he says "sucks to be them", to which Sanae nods and replies "youkai."
Later, just as night takes over the artificial sky, Ail and Sanae enter their room, looking a little tired, and while Ail takes the lunch basket to the small kitchen, Sanae drops on her bed while facing the ceiling.
Her mind slowly drifts away, her tired body slowly relaxes, and very soon she is barely awake, listening as Ail walks into the bathroom and turns on the shower.
To her, the sound of the shower seems to be very far away, then all of a sudden, she gasps and whispers "he's taking a shower?"
Just like that, she wakes up, then realizes Ail is sitting right on top of her, pinning her down while smiling.
She looks at him with surprise, then realizes the sound the thought was the shower, is actually the kitchen's tap water.
Ail opens a small gap where he puts his hand in and shuts down the water from the sink.
He quickly takes his hand back, closes the gap, then holds Sanae by her shoulders, making sure she can't move, and asks "so you thought I was taking a shower, you pervert?"
Sanae smiles as she looks up at Ail, giggles, then says "that's my line... you pervert."
Slowly, Ail bends down, closing in on Sanae's face, while brushing the right side of her head with his fingers.
Sanae giggles, then closes her eyes, readying herself to receive her well-deserved kiss.
Their lips get closer and closer, then stop when they are a mere half an inch away from touching, then they both scowl at each other.
Sanae softly growls, Ail sighs as he lets his head drop down, then they both seem to slowly get swallowed up into the mattress, then disappear.
For a minute, the rooms stays quiet and nothing seems to happen, then Kanako and Suwako reveal themselves from under Ail's bed, both looking a bit frightened, Kanako asking "where'd they go?"
Suwako looks all around the room, then says "Kanako, I think we-"
Before she can finish, the terrifying sad music from a music box starts playing out of nowhere, and both goddesses know this isn't a good sign, evident on the looks of their blue, terrorized face.
Suwako quickly shouts "they found us out again!"
Kanako rapidly replies "shut up and run!"
They turn around and find Ail and Sanae right behind them, pointing their index fingers at them, both focusing an immense amount of energy on the tip of those fingers.
Kanako and Suwako drop on their seats on the floor and push themselves back, away from the angry lovers, until they hit the wall.
The goddesses start to tremble, raising their hands to cover their faces, then Suwako, in a funny tone of voice, says "away put your fingers. We mean you no harm."
Ail and Sanae get closer, both smirking with jagged teeth and an ominous black shadow over their eyes, then turn their heads to the door when they hear Elly scream from outside "save me Yukarin~!"
Ail and Sanae look at each other, shrug, then return to terrorizing the goddesses before they can even think of escaping.
With a jagged toothed smirk and an ominous black shadow over his eyes, Ail asks "what should we do with them?"
With an equally disturbing face, Sanae replies "pain hasn't sunk the message in, so how about we do something a little different?"
Ail nods and says "alright, but we still have to punish them."
Sanae nods and says "yup. They need to be punished. Well, let's punish them NOW, then we do something a little different."
Kanako and Suwako hold each other tight as they shake violently, stare with white faces at their executioners, then their iris seem to split into rings as they tremble more violently when Ail and Sanae get closer to them, their shadows looming over the goddesses' bodies.
The entire room flashes with a rainbow of colors the moments danmaku shots echo all around, accompanied by the bloody screams of both goddesses.
Minutes later, both Ail and Sanae look surprisingly refreshed and happy, both apparently pushing down hard on something.
There is a click, then Ail says "alright, I'm done here", then Sanae says "ah, this one won't fit."
Ail gets closer to Sanae, who is holding a small pink box the size of both her hands put together, then says "oh, maybe she's just fat."
Inside the box is a mound of pink putty that seems to have a bit of blue hair coming from inside, and while trying to close it with a pink top, Sanae says "Kanako-sama, you're going on a diet. Ail, sweetie, add that to the note."
Ail smiles as he writes with a brush and black ink on a piece of paper, then says "already done."
From inside the box, Kanako tries to tell them something very obscene, but her voice sounds too muffled for Ail or Sanae to make anything out of it, so Sanae gets closer and asks "what's that? Push harder? Good idea!"
After Sanae finally closes the small box, Ail says "oh, we must have used all the ink on them. We'll need to get more."
Later, at the Moriya Shrine, Momiji knocks on the front door of the shrine, calling "Tengu Mail Delivery Service! Package for miss Budou~!"
Budou opens the door with a sleepy face, rubbing her eyes while moaning and asking "wha? What is it, miss Momiji?"
Momiji gasps and covers her mouth, then says "I'm sorry if I woke you, but Ail and Sanae sent you a package from the resort. They paid to have it delivered immediately."
Budou rubs her eyes again, moans, stretches, yawns, then recovers and says "it's alright then. Still, I wonder why didn't he use his gaps?"
Momiji hands over a large box half the size of Budou herself, asks Budou to sign on a clip-board, then salutes Budou and says "thank you for choosing Tengu Mail Delivery! Have a pleasant evening. Oh, and sorry again for waking you."
Budou simply nods while yawning again, then Momiji darts away.
Budou inspects the box, then uses the tiny claw on her hand top open the tape at the top.
She opens it and grabs the letter inside, then, after Phredia flies out of her chest and sits on her right shoulder, she reads "dear Budou, sorry to ask this of you, but please keep these two on your sights for as long as you can. They've already ruined quite a few love scenes. Also, there's a treat for you on the purple box we hope you'll enjoy. Love, Ail and Sanae. P.S. Use any means necessary to keep them away from us, please. And Kanako needs to be put on a diet."
Budou tosses the letter away and opens the purple box.
Inside are some well wrapped large cups of grape sundaes with orange slices, which wake up Budou with a smile, and underneath those is a white t-shirt with a cute drawing of herself imprinted on it.
Phredia uses her magic to take the sundae cups into the newly installed fridge, while Budou looks at the shirt and says "aww, this is so cute. Now, let's see... pink boxes?"
Under the purple box are Kanako's and Suwako's pink boxes, Suwako's being a bit smaller.
Budou stares at the boxes, and as if knowing what's inside, she exclaims "wah... I don't believe this!"
Immediately, Budou grabs the boxes, then opens both by throwing them as hard as she can against the ground just outside the shrine, then both Kanako and Suwako pop right out of them, wearing only their underwear, a fundoshi and their sarashi.
Ail and Sanae also painted various targets around their bodies with points on them, the head and center of their spine being one hundred points, and their stomachs and limbs being fifty.
Suwako manages to pick her hat from the ground, even though she's in a daze, then says "aauu~ we're finally out of there."
Kanako looks at Suwako and says "y-yeah, but that felt awful. Like someone just... tossed... Erm, do you feel that ominous aura around here?"
Unaware of their situation, Budou's shadow slowly creeps above them, smirking with jagged teeth, and having a pair of glowing aquamarine eyes glaring down on them.
Suwako looks at Kanako, gulps, then says "Kanako... I think were at the shrine."
Kanako gulps loudly, then she and Suwako turn around to see Budou's massive ominous shadow looming above them, saying "so, you've been bothering papa and mama, even though you swore to me you'd leave them alone?"
Moments later, Suwako is riding on Kanako's shoulder as the goddess runs on the water of the lake, using inexplicable vines to swing behind logs and avoid massive exploding sound waves and danmaku bullets and lasers.
After avoiding five more sound waves, Suwako says "run, yes run! Feel the nature flow around you!"
Kanako shouts "shut up, or I'm tossing you over there!"
Behind them are the enraged Budou, who shouts "COME BACK~! Leaving a poor defenseless girl like me all alone, just to ruin mama and papa's vacation! Come back and take care of me this instant!", and Phredia, who continues to supply Budou with more energy than needed.
Meanwhile, moments before Ail and Sanae discover the goddesses, Elly is on the ground floor, pacing around after having taken out the room's trash, wearing a pair of white shorts and an open white jacket over her bikini.
She looks up to Ail and Sanae's room, growls softly, then says "stupid Ail, playing dumb while taking my Yukarin away! I'll kill him. I will! Yuka is mine, and I am Yuka's. It's fate!"
She quickens her pace, stops, then looks at Ail's room again, then says "but he's taking her away from me, then plays the good guy, taking advantage of my situation. Helping me out while I'm confused, just to make himself look cool in front of Yuka! I've had it! I'm taking my scythe and... oh that's right, I left it home!"
Elly gasps and stiffens when she hears Guzman's voice from behind her, saying "I can help you kill him. All you have to do is ask... and give me something in return. Though, I take all payments in advance."
Elly turns around with a frightened face to find Guzman standing behind her next to a large brown turtle shell, wearing only a pair of swim shorts, making sure she takes a good look at his perfectly fit body.
Elly stares at him for a moment, gulps, then her cheeks turn pink as she says "awawawa... I mean, th-thanks, but no thanks, I c-can handle this myself!"
Guzman takes one aggressive step forward, causing Elly to take a few sudden steps back, making her take a step into one of the hot tubs behind her and falling on her back.
Before she hits the unforgiving ground, Guzman is already holding her and carrying her on his arms, making sure to place his hand under her jacket, then smiles wickedly at her and whispers "well, I could get used to this. How about you?"
Elly's face turns bright red as she stares back at Guzman, then suddenly screams "save me Yukarin~!"
There is no response, yet Guzman doesn't even seem worried at all after her loud screaming.
Out of desperation, Elly manages to place her legs on Guzman's left arm and use it for support, and with a bit of an impulse, she flips backward, escaping Guzman by leaving her jacket hanging on his right arm, and when she lands on the ground, she prepares herself to fight and says "you are really pushing your luck, human! I am a youkai, and believe me, I rather kill you than even think of kissing you!"
Guzman ignores her and takes a deep breath while placing Elly's jacket against his face, then says "you'll be mine before you-"
Guzman stops speaking when the sound of exploding danmaku and the scream from a girl and a woman from Ail's disturb the peace.
From her own room, Yuka shouts "Elly, shut the hell up before I go there and smack you one!"
Elly's face turns red with rage, the top of her head looks like it just popped up with steam, then she prepares her own bullets, looks at Guzman, then realizes he is long gone, taking her jacket with him.
Elly clenches her teeth, stomps furiously on the ground, then looks up at Ail's room as he and Sanae exit it, holding some small boxes on their hands.
In her blind rage, Elly growls "Ail~!", then starts jumping up floors, using the railings to lift herself up and jump to the next floor.
Only two more floors to go, Ail is in her sight, she has her danmaku ready to attack, and when she takes the jump, a hand grabs her by the throat and pulls her to the balcony.
Yuka, who wears her pink sleeping robe and hat, smiles at Elly as she squeezes her neck, then says "my, Elly, what are you doing? You should be using the elevator, I mean, we are on vacation, aren't we?"
Elly can only cough as she tries to explain herself, but Yuka's grip is too tight, so the flower youkai pulls her closer and asks "what was that? You need to be punished? Sure, I'll happily punish you."
There is a bright flash on the fourth floor balcony, then a loud thud. Elly lies on the ground with white eyes and a burned throat, while Yuka dusts her hands and casually walks back inside the room, then causally says "wake me up again, and I'll rip you in half. Good night~."
As Yuka enters the room again, Kurumi, who is wearing her usual attire, walks out and sighs after looking at Elly on the ground.
She bends down, pulls a handkerchief from her right pocket, then starts cleaning Elly's neck with the drool that coming from her slightly open mouth, then says "Elly, you are acting stranger than usual. What's the matter with you?"
Elly suddenly wakes up and excitedly says "it's AIL! That bastard has been sending this hot and bulky man to seduce me, ohh, but I can see his game! He wants me to forget about my Yukarin so he can have his WAY with her!"
Kurumi stares at Elly with pity, then asks "did you hit yourself on the head too hard again?"
Elly grabs Kurumi by her shoulders and desperately says "Kurumi, you HAVE to help me! Let's kill that Ail! O-once he's dead, that hot man will stop chasing me, and Yuka, you and I will live happily ever after, ah~!"
Kurumi stares at Elly with pity and disgust, then sighs and relaxes, then nods and says "that bastard did insult me, so yes, I will help you."
Elly embraces Kurumi, then says "thank you, thank you so much! With your help, we'll take down that EVIL Ail!"
Kurumi hugs Elly back, and says "there, there, just calm down. He'll be out before you know it."
While she says this, she smirks mischievously while she unties the back of Elly's bikini-top, leaving it lose enough for it to fall on its own.
Elly stands up and says "ah, let's go inside, so we can plan an ambush", then follows after Kurumi, but not before yelping and holding her bikini top, which falls right off her the moment she takes her first step.
The next morning, at the Moriya Shrine, Budou sleep with a very content face, and with her arms wrapped around Kanako's and Suwako's necks.
The goddesses are still in underwear, and both look as though they've been through a garbage compactor, or worse, and every time either one tries to move, Budou tightens her grip to the point of cracking their necks.
Suwako manages to look at Kanako, then whispers "so, did you get it?"
Kanako smirks, then pulls the camcorder out of nowhere, then winks and whispers "this should be good enough footage, although some more wouldn't hurt."
Suwako smiles, then whispers "we still missed the chance of getting her while swimming."
Kanako sighs, then replies "well, if things keep going as they are, we might have a chance at the lake."
Budou tightens her grip again, then Suwako grunts and whispers "if things keep going as they are, we won't have necks anymore."
Meanwhile, down at the resort, Sanae wakes up on Ail's bed, while Ail is still sleeping with his upper body down on the floor, and his legs hanging on by the edge of the mattress, wearing a black pajama.
She looks around and rubs her eyes, then pushes the covers off, revealing her white, long pants pajamas with dark blue borders.
She looks at Ail's feet, sighs, then says "another ruined night."
An hour later, when the sun starts to rise over the holographic mountains, there is a knock on their door.
Ail is finally awake and cooking breakfast, but when there's the second knock, Sanae, who is just behind him, says "tag", then she tends to breakfast while Ail goes to the door.
The moment Ail opens the door and looks down slightly, he smiles and exclaims "Nitori, how are you? Hey, you look better than the night we came here."
Nitori giggles, then says "I told you, I was just sleepy! Just came to see how you were doing."
From the kitchen, Sanae exclaims "we've had some trouble with a couple of uninvited guests, but they've been taken care of."
Nitori sighs, then says "the gods. If you want, I can have their unlimited passes frozen until you leave."
Ail narrows his eyes while absorbing the information, then says "oh, so that's how they've been entering. Those sneaks!"
Sanae quickly says "no, it's alright Nitori. Care for some breakfast? I'm almost done here!"
Nitori bows, then says "I must respectfully decline. I've already have had my breakfast. Besides, like I said, I only came by to see how you were doing."
Ail and Sanae look at each other curiously, then Nitori chuckles, smiles nervously, then says "see, this is an experimental couples-only room. It's made especially for a couple's perfect getaway."
Ail looks at Sanae as she hums while placing the scrambled eggs on the plates, then whispers "no wonder we've been so playful lately."
Nitori giggles, then says "well, it was the only room available. You see, I am going to close the resort soon and I wasn't accepting any more guests, but when the little bat and the goddesses said it was for you, I couldn't decline."
Ail smiles back at Nitori, then remembers something and asks "hey Nitori, how did you manage to make all this? Those holograms, the flawless sky simulator, that beach, everything. It's just so advanced!"
Sanae suddenly adds "what's more, you've managed to make a successful water recycling system."
Nitori laughs, then says "that's a secret~! ...But seeing as you are friends, I can tell you this. Ever since we started working with nuclear power, I've managed to learn a few things, and with that, this came out."
Ail smiles, then says "you'd give the scientists and inventors back home a run for their money Nitori."
Nitori giggles again, then looks inside the room and notice Sanae is looking at Ail rather funny.
She gasps and covers her mouth with both hands, then relaxes again and says "ah, it's time for me to go check on the other guests. Do enjoy your stay."
Ail smiles and waves at Nitori, then says "alright. You take care, and hope we see you later."
Nitori turns to start her walk to the elevator, but turns around to wave at Ail before leaving.
As the door to the room closes, a glint and a crescent smile escape Sanae, and just after it closes, Sanae can be heard roaring and pouncing on Ail, making him yelp at first out of fright, but then kissing noises and pink hearts come out the door.
Nitori's eyes glint, accompanying her crescent smile and snickering, as she says "the light aphrodisiac works perfectly!"
Meanwhile, at the beach's right end, Elly looks up to a concentration of palm trees and asks "are they ready?"
From above the trees, Kurumi replies "oh yes, this will do alright."
Elly's eyes glint, she claps her hands, then rubs them while snickering and saying "alright. Operation 'Eliminate Ail' may commence."
Later that morning, Ail, who is wearing black swim trunks and a red unbuttoned plaid shirt, and Sanae, who wears a blue one-piece swimsuit with a frill around the waist, and an open long sleeved white jacket over it, make their way to the beach.
They are surprised when they notice a large concentration of men grouped together on one spot, then Sanae asks "what's going on over there?"
Various men from the center are suddenly sent flying to the air, then Yuka's voice wins over the ruckus as she shouts "another one of you dares lay a hand on me, and I'll blast every last one of you until the ashes are gone!"
Elly quickly adds "Yukarin is MINE! Touch her again and I'll kill you AND eat you!"
Suddenly, the group of men panic and disperse all over the beach, where their partners are all waiting to beat them up to a pulp.
While the women chase and beat down their men, Ail and Sanae approach Yuka, then Ail casually asks "hey guys, what's up with all that just now?"
Kurumi, who wears a blood red one-piece swimsuit, and Elly, who wears the same bikini as the day before, both glare at Ail, then Elly angrily says "it's none of your business! Besides, it's all taken care of!"
Yuka and Ail ignore Elly, but Sanae sends a powerful glare at the youkai that makes her feel a strong chill, then says "watch how you speak to him, youkai."
Elly takes two steps back, smiles nervously, then nods rapidly.
Yuka, who wears a white bikini with black vertical stripes, looks casually at Ail and Sanae, then says "it seems these dogs have never seen a real woman. They were even drooling all over."
Kurumi approaches Yuka, points at her chest, then happily says "it's these bouncy and slimy things. Though I don't blame them. Even at her age, Yuka-sama looks good in a bikini, don't you think?"
Without warning, with a very friendly smile on her face and a vein pulsating on the left side of her forehead, Yuka grabs Kurumi by her wings, crushes them, then throws her with all her might to the deepest parts of the water.
Ail gasps and exclaims "Yuka, dammit, she's a vampire!"
Yuka frowns, lifts Ail by the back of his shirt, then says "then go save her", and throws him straight at the blonde vampire.
Ail screams at first out of surprise, but quickly recovers and flies straight at Kurumi.
The blonde vampire screams at the top of her lungs, crying as her long life flashes before her very eyes, and when she feels she's losing momentum, she cries "I don't wanna die like this~!"
Just as she starts taking the dive, Ail reaches her and catches her, saying "I got you!", using his body as a shield and protecting her from a small wave, then rises high enough in the air to make the vampire feel comfortable.
When Kurumi realizes she's not vaporizing, she looks at Ail, gasps and smiles, then screams "YOU SAVED ME~!", and almost immediately, she gives him a tight hug around his neck while reddish hearts fly out the back of her head.
After reaching the shore, Ail flies all the way to Yuka with a pair of crumpled bat wings on his back.
Sanae stares at him and asks "did you get her?"
Ail has a defeated and slightly annoyed face, making Sanae think he failed, but he sighs and turns around, revealing Kurumi is quite well, clinging on the back of his shirt and contently nibbling the back of his head while reddish hearts keep popping out the back of her head.
With a defeated stare, Ail says "she just won't stop nibbling."
Sanae prepares a giant paper fan to strike Kurumi off, but she stops when Kurumi stops nibbling and says "you saved me~! You are my eternal ally, and I will aid you and your loved ones from now on!"
Yuka smiles as she stares at Ail, then says "oh my, it seems you gained an admirer."
Everyone laughs, though Sanae doesn't take her suspicious eyes off Kurumi, and from farther away, Elly bites down on her thumb and roars inwardly, then says "Ail, Ail, AIL! I'm going to kill that idiot!"
Parsee peeks her wicked, smiling face from under the sand next to Elly, then slowly sinks back down, chuckling as she does.
Later that day, the group decides to continue their exploration of the artificial beach, and find themselves right where they left off the day before; right next to that palm tree where Elly met Guzman.
While Ail and Sanae eagerly head forward, Kurumi, who seems to be infatuated with Ail, and Yuka, who is holding Kurumi before she sucks out more blood form Ail's head, follow after the two humans, keeping their eyes straight on them.
Again, Elly lags behind them all, but this time she does so with a suspicious smirk.
When she reaches the familiar palm tree, she hides behind it and watches as Ail and Sanae make their way forth.
With a wicked smile, she whispers "one more step... come on, just one more... THERE!"
The youkai grabs a rope that's been painted the same color as the palm tree's trunk, then pulls hard on it while snickering and whispering "can't say I'm sorry, miss Sanae, but it's best you BOTH go down."
A giant golden washtub falls silently from the sky straight toward the unsuspecting couple, and when its shadow is cast on them, and Ail and Sanae look up, the couple gasp and flinch at the sight.
Kurumi flies just above them and back-flip-kicks the giant washtub with all her might, sending it back at Elly.
The former gate guard quickly realizes what just happen, and after shouting "you little traitor!", she ducks in time to avoid the washtub, which stops just above her and falls on her back.
It takes her some time, but after finally getting halfway out from under the giant washtub, Elly looks up to Kurumi, snarls, then says "that idiot! She fell for his charm! Dammit, I knew something like this would happen so I prepared! Enjoy your last moments of life AIL... while you can."
She throws a fist on the sand, then feels as though something is lose, so when she looks down, she realizes her bikini top is missing.
She yelps loudly, then quickly gets back under the washtub, digs around, then comes back out, wearing her bikini top again, smiling and saying "ho ho~, that was embarrassing. Ah, too bad Yukarin didn't see."
Elly swiftly resumes following after the others, unaware that behind her is Guzman, holding out his hands above his head, spreading his finger as though ready to grapple her, yet standing like a statue with an angry red face.
Blood comes out of his nose, his face as the side of the washtub marked perfectly, and after growling, he whispers "I hate washtubs so damned much."
Meanwhile, at the Moriya Shrine, Kanako and Suwako are sneaking around the courtyard, hiding behind bushes, poles, and trying to blend with their surroundings as best as they can, all to avoid being seen by Budou or Phredia, who keep patrolling the skies, as though waiting for a foolish escape attempt by the goddesses.
The skies are clear once again, so the goddesses look at each other, nod, then make a run-for-it.
They are already home-free, far away from the shrine, the waterfall is in their sight, and all they have to do is jump down to reach their goal, but they both feel as though they suddenly hit their faces against one of Kanako's logs and fall down on their backs on the ground, hitting their heads hard against it.
Suwako is the first to open her eyes, scowls, then shouts "Kanako, what's the big idea?"
Kanako is still holding her forehead and clenching her eyes shut in pain as she asks "uuu- What are you talking about?"
When she finally opens her eyes, she notices one of her largest logs is on the way, and standing on the log are Budou and Momiji, who is receiving a chicken drumstick from Budou as payment.
Budou looks down at the goddesses with an evil grin, while Momiji wags her tail and eats her drumstick behind the little bat, then says "did you think I'd trust you after what you did? I prepared for everything. There's no way I'm letting you get to mama and papa again!"
Kanako springs up on her feet, raises her fist, and says "we'll see about that!", then jumps on Suwako's back, making her squirm in pain, then shouts "to the shrine's command center take me!"
Suwako trembles as she tries to get up, but just falls back down and mumbles "you... fat cow. Get off!"
To their dismay, Phredia is already blocking the way back to the shrine with a powerful golden barrier, and while Suwako finally manages to get up, after Kanako gets off her, she says "dammit, this girl is devoted."
Kanako turns around to demand Budou to let them go, however, Budou's eyes are already glowing aquamarine, and she's already set a wall of stationary light-green laser orbs all around herself, all ready to shower the goddesses with beams on command.
Kanako smiles confidently, then says "alright Budou, I know you're trying to help those two, but since you insist in getting in our way..."
Kanako summons her logs to her back, then Budou snaps her fingers, the orbs start firing curtains after curtains of scattered laser beams, Budou reveal a long set of claws on her hands, then jumps in after the lasers, smiling as she does, then rips Kanako to shreds while she and Suwako are being blasted over and over by burning laser beams.
Later that day, Kanako is walking around the kitchen, wrapped in bandages from head to toe, looking like a mummy, except for her hair, as she serves Budou one of the grape sundae cups Ail and Sanae sent her.
Suwako is full of burn marks all over her body, and is keeping Phredia comfortable, fanning her with a straw fan, looking depressed as she does.
Budou sighs contently, then says "see? All is well when you behave."
Both goddesses stare at Budou, but lack the courage to reply to that statement.
Back at the artificial beach, Yuka and Kurumi are returning from the mountain, while Ail and Sanae enjoy some alone time on its top, enjoying each other's company, as well as the peaceful view.
Kurumi looks very happy as she says "they make a very nice couple, don't you think?"
Yuka groans and replies "it's disgusting. They should get a room already."
Meanwhile, Elly is hiding behind some thick foliage that's set in front of the foot of the mountain, covered in burn marks, knife cuts, bumps on her head, and green paint stains.
Behind her is Guzman, who looks infinitely annoyed, sharing some of Elly's wounds, standing next to a brown turtle shell.
Elly looks back at him and says "now remember, if this works, I'll grant you ONE wish."
Guzman seems to recover, smiling as he places his eyes all over Elly's body again, then says "you already know my price. You're lucky I didn't follow my policy, though."
Elly sighs and whimpers, then says "f-fine. I'll apologize to Yukarin and tell her you forced me to give you my body. Yes, that should work... Now, time to kill~!"
She pulls a large black remote control form her bikini top and pushes on a black button, then peeks through the tall grass.
Ail and Sanae holds their hands while letting them hang just below their waists, while gently bumping their foreheads together and looking at each other.
They continue to smile and whispering sweet nothings, and ignore the giant polished log covered with sharp metal spikes and blades that falls three feet away from them and rolls down toward Elly and Guzman.
Ail and Sanae give each other a tender kiss, ignoring the powerful vibrations from the rolling log, then Sanae softly asks "do you feel something?"
Ail softly replies "it's probably nothing."
The log rolls down the steep mountain, picking up more and more momentum, and all Elly says to the unaware Guzman is "tch, failed! Again!"
Guzman stares at Elly with hungry eyes, ready to lay his hands on her, but he starts feeling the vibration from the rolling log and asks "so, where exactly did you set that trap?"
Elly continues to look at the spiked and bladed log as it rolls straight at them, then calmly says "on top of the mountain. Though, I should have set it a little higher."
Guzman stares at Elly with pity and disgust through a black shadow in his eyes, and after a sweat drop rolls down the left side of his face, he starts walking away and says "I'll be other here if you need me."
Sounding uninterested, Elly says "mm-hmm, fine", then slowly realizes the danger she's in.
She stares at the log, thinks, stares some more, then finally gasps in horror and runs to the left, but the log rolls right over her, then crashes against the holographic wall, where some robots immediately come to incinerate the log and fix the wall from the damage.
Losing her left eye and full of cuts all over the top of her body, Elly twitches while staring up at the holographic golden sky, then says "th-th... that hurt."
Guzman walks to her, looks down at her with an angry face, then says "ok, that's IT! You are just a MORON! All you do is completely half-assed, you don't think things through, AND on top of THAT, you can't even comprehend when you are in danger! I am through with sexy idiots like you! Geez!"
As he walks way, he shouts back "no WONDER you precious 'Yukarin' hates you so much! Such an IDIOT!"
After Guzman leaves, still grumbling to himself, Elly sits up, ignoring the pain from the gashes, cuts and holes, then looks around with her right eye and whimpers "Yu... Yukarin hates me?"
She looks down on the sand between her bleeding thighs, then sniffles and repeats "Yukarin hates me?"
She starts to sob, tears fall down her right eye, while her left eyes starts to recover a little too rapidly, then very suddenly she starts bawling while crying a waterfall of tears from her right, and another of blood from her left, and shouts out loud "I'm such an idiot~!"
Ail and Sanae come walking from the mountain side, while Kurumi comes from the beach side, right from where Guzman left off to, then they all sigh at the sight of Elly.
Ail approaches the youkai, while Kurumi uses a glass to collect the gushing blood, then asks "so, are you going to stop these murder attempts?"
Elly stops crying, and while Kurumi drinks the blood form the glass, she asks "what, you knew?"
Ail nods, and while Kurumi coughs and says "blech, melodramatic," he says "I don't know why the hell have you been trying to kill me, but if you keep that up, I'm letting Sanae hunt you down."
Sanae smiles ominously at Elly as a glint escapes her eyes, then Ail says "the giant washtub Kurumi kicked, the flamethrowers I gapped away, the flying knives and daggers Sanae blew away, the acid paint, the exploding coconuts, and that badly positioned log. I mean, what the hell is your problem?"
Elly can't help herself and quickly jumps to Ail, give him a hug, somehow activates his Yozoragan blood limit, then cries "Yuka likes you so damned much *sob* and she hates me, even though *sob* even though I do everything for her~!"
Ail's right wing reacts and heals Elly's body, though doesn't restore her broken swimsuit.
Unaware of what's happening, Ail sighs, give Elly a very light hug back, then says "this again. Look, she doesn't hate you! If she did, you wouldn't be alive right now, and you know it! And stop thinking she likes me like that, because she DOESN'T. I mean, she did try to kiss me once, but that's in the past!"
Sanae glares dangerously at Ail, holding her gohei with both hands while smiling, yet Ail fails to notice this, pushes Elly off of him, then says "look, I have no idea how to make Yuka acknowledge you, but acting so recklessly and treating yourself like garbage isn't going to help!"
Elly stares at Ail's starry-night eyes, then suddenly starts crying louder, covers her face, then runs away, forgetting about the large tear on the back of her bikini bottom.
Kurumi stares at Elly, then says "well, she's going to attract some attention now."
Ail turns to Sanae, ignoring the dangerous smile on her face, then sighs and says "I tell you, that girl has some real issues."
Sanae grabs Ail by his open shirt, pulls him closer, then asks "what was all that about Yuka trying to kiss you?"
Ail looks into Sanae's eyes, realizes something is wrong, then stutters nervously.
Sanae smacks him with her gohei on the head, then flies away with a smile on her face, saying "time to hunt some youkai~!"
Kurumi walks to Ail, who is rubbing his head, then says "very interesting things happen around you. By the way, those wings look good on you."
Ail smiles, rubs the steaming red bump on his head, then says "thanks. At least she only tapped me this time."
Later, in the afternoon, Yuka, Elly and Kurumi make their way back to their room.
Yuka is covered in bruises and burn marks, her swimsuits is torn in a few places, yet looks greatly delighted, going as far as giggling and blushing while saying "now THIS is what I call a real vacation."
Elly looks depressed and angry, and even shoots a few glares at Yuka through a thick black shadow that's cast over her eyes.
She's now wearing a wine colored jacket to cover herself up, and Kurumi, noticing what's happening, asks "so what's the jacket for? And why do you look so miserable? And why are you covering yourself form Yuka? I thought you wanted Yuka to see you half-naked."
Elly seems to be in another world, and simply grumbles incoherently to herself.
Meanwhile, at Ail and Sanae's room, Ail lies on his bed, relaxing after their day, thinking of going to the pool next, while Sanae is very entertained, looking slightly drunk and full of bruises and burn marks, her swimsuit broken in a few places, yet she looks very happy.
She sits on a small, retractable study table that sits on the far end of the room, pointing her gohei at a miniature wind gust spiral.
Ail finally breaks the silence and asks "hey Sanae, how about we go to the pool next?"
Sanae's reply is a strange giggle, and a content sigh.
Surprised at her reply, he lifts is body to look up, then sees the slightly drunken shrine maiden is missing, so he lifts himself up some more to look at the bathroom door, thinking she's there.
The door is closed, but the light is off.
A quick chill takes his heart, and sounding a bit worried, he asks "Sanae, are you there?"
He looks around the room for a few more seconds, then Sanae jumps from the other side of her bed, like a raging tiger pouncing on its pray, then roars when she lands on Ail.
From outside the room, Ail can be heard shouting "ahh, she's going to eat me! I mean, yay~?"
Sanae is heard replying "Yuka's sake was great. Here, have a taste."
Suddenly, pink hearts start flying out of the door, which seems to open just slightly.
Julia exists the adjacent room, saying to herself "this room is clear. Now to the... oh?"
She looks at the hearts that fly out of the room's slightly open door, and to her eyes, a translucent Koishi is standing there, looking inside with Kanako's camcorder, drooling with a red face and a wide smile.
She looks back at Julia, seemingly surprised, then smiles, winks presses her finger against her lips, then lets out a soft and long "shh~", then continues her perverted venture.
Julia looks away, sighs, smiles, then says "I'll let lady Nitori know her new room is a raging success for couples", then starts walking to the elevator, ignoring the peeping satori youkai.
Meanwhile, Nitori enters Guzman's room with a wide smile on her face, holding on to another white cowboy hat, this one with a black hatband with autumn leaves prints on it.
Guzman lies on his bed, looking dreadful, holding his head as though he's suffering from a powerful headache.
Nitori fills her face with great concern when she looks at him like that, then asks "are you alright?"
Guzman smiles when he sees Nitori, then says "my mind's like scrambled eggs right now. Hurts too."
Nitori suddenly smiles and says "this should fix it", and presents the hat to Guzman.
The vile human looks at the hat with longing, then asks "you made another one, just for me?"
Nitori nods and says "this one will fully negate the effect of that psychic attack. You'll hear the voices, but this will make sure your head stays where it needs to be... so no more getting beaten to a pulp while out there."
Guzman sits on the edge of his bed and gently accepts the hat, softly saying "thank you so much, Nitori. I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again."
He puts on the hat, and it immediately takes a brown color, while the new band turns white, though the leaf prints stays the same, and sounding a bit more sinister, he says "you truly are... a good friend."
Nitori giggles, then jumps on Guzman, who actually holds her from falling, kisses his left cheek, then says "I am so glad to have a friend like you! You're not afraid of my inventions, or tell me they'll explode for no reason."
The kappa can't contain herself and ends up giving the human a hug, failing to see the sinisterly vile smile on his face.
Meanwhile, up at the Hakurei Shrine, Rika, Suzaku and Reimu are at the living room, Reimu standing in front of Rika and Suzaku, while they both kneel before her, though Suzaku looks more like she's resting on the floor.
Reimu crosses her arms across her chest, then, in a stern tone of voice, she says "Rika, you have recovered nicely, even with those weird accidents you've been causing every time I call for you."
Rika blushes, then says "I-I'm trying to master it, my lady."
Reimu can't hold it and lets out a quick chuckle, then clears her throat and says "alright, sorry... Anyway, you do know you deliberately ran away from me, worrying me to no ends and making me chase you all over. I decided that this time, I won't be as forgiving, so I'm going to have to punish you."
Rika and Suzaku wince at the sound of that word, then Reimu continues "so, as your punishment..."
Rika nervously await for what her mistress may have in store as punishment, then Reimu finally finishes "you are going to the Palace of the Earth Spirits, and you are going to make sure everything is peaceful down there. Maybe help them with anything they might ask."
Rika lifts her head, looking both excited and nervous, then asks "my lady, does this mean that...?"
Reimu nods and says "I want you over there first thing in the morning. Don't worry about breakfast, I can manage on my own... and you may take Suzaku with you, if you like."
Rika stares back at Reimu with a light smile, containing the urge to smile even wider, then Reimu says "oh, and make sure that sapphire yin-yang is visible. You are representing the Hakurei Shrine after all", and smiles.
Rika can't contain herself any longer, and without warning, she jumps on Reimu and gives her a surprise hug around the neck, loudly saying "thank you, my lady~!"
To be continued...
Characters, Spell Cards and Scenario belong to ZUN -Team Shanghai Alice-
Ail, Budou and Phredia were created by Willie G.R.
Rika Onkamikami and Suzaku the Vermilion Bird were created by Snapshot2010
OCT 02 2010
Written by
Willie G.R.
A/N:
Ah, fells good to make a chapter JUST for laughs. Next ones should be more balanced, though do be ready, for the story is starting to pick up again.
