Book? Dog? Jake? How did this happen? Everything should have returned to normal...well as normal as things could get. Shaking Loki finally picks himself off of the cold bathroom floor. He had locked himself in here for hours and Thor had finally given up on trying to get him to come out. Staring into the bathroom mirror Loki could see his own messy appearance. His hair was sticking left and right with no particular direction. His nose was red and eyes puffy from sobbing. Scoffing in disgust at his own appearance Loki snaps his fingers and stares in the mirror. To his surprise nothing happens to his own image, instead the mirror begins to warp. It looked like a shimmery lake and Loki couldn't help but reach over and touch it. Instantly he was sucked in and ended up being thrown onto a cold hard rocky floor.

"Forgotten that you have no magic boy?"

Hearing that voice Loki instantly turns to face the sorcerer.

"YOU! You're the one who has caused me so much trouble! You didn't keep your promise as a sorcerer of the first order! You didn't bring Jake back!" Loki shouted trying to stand straight on his bruised knees.

Tsking the sorcerer grins and lets his eyes wander down to Loki's naked legs "You shouldn't accuse someone of not keeping their word Loki. I brought Jake back from the dead. I never said he'd be human."

Staring at the sorcerer Loki suddenly becomes self conscious of himself. He was standing there only wearing a long t-shirt that Thor had hastily thrown on him a few hours ago. Not only were his legs bare but he realized that he had nothing under the shirt. No pants, shorts, boxers, or underwear. Pulling on the shirt with the hope of getting it to at least cover the top of his knees Loki mumbles " just turn him back to human and take your disgusting skin book with you."

"Oh Loki Loki Loki i'm not going to waste anymore magic for you. But, I will gladly take my book back. It has some sentimental value to me. But look at you now you're so frail, and weak but yet you're free."

"Free?"

"Why yes boy! You're human. You are no longer the monster you hated so dearly. You are a human, no longer a Jotun."

"What? How is that possible?"

"When Odin took away your magical powers and banished you here he also took away your Jotun heritage. Jotuns are magical creatures you know. I mean what creature can readily make ice with just a thought. Of course the All-father didn't know he'd be taking that aspect of you away. Though...he doesn't know much these days does he?"

Ignoring the sorcerer Loki looks at his surroundings. The whole place was like another realm. Dark red black rocks and dead tree stumps as far as the eye could see. The sky blood red and worst of all the silence. There was nothing alive in this realm, nothing but the sorcerer and himself. It was so quiet he could hear his own blood pumping through his veins. The sorcerer noticed that Loki stopped paying attention to him and took this as an advantage. Turning his head Loki almost jumped out of his own skin. The sorcerer had moved right in front of him without him noticing. He was only about an inch away from him but he didn't have the same form.

His old white balding hair was gone in it's place was slick shoulder length black hair with white streaks. His dying grey eyes were now replaced with gold and grey. His left was grey his right was gold. The wrinkles were gone and so was his bad figure. He had pale white skin and a lean but very toned body. Loki also noticed his clothes had changed. Instead of the old raggedy brown cloak he normally had on the sorcerer was dressed in leather. From his jacket to his pants to his combat boots everything was black leather and silver metal.

If Loki hadn't been so frightened and surprised he might have admit that the sorcerer was a bit attractive but instead he stood frozen.

"What? You didn't think you were the only one who could shape-shift and change appearance could you? Besides I was getting tired of that old, wrinkly, crinkle form. This is more like it. Oh I forgot to mention my name is Angau. Don't know what it means? Look it up cutie." Chuckling to himself he entwines his fingers into Loki's hair.

"Get off of me!" Immediately Loki slaps his hand away and takes a step back.

"No matter what form you're in you will still be disgusting. You're evil and twisted!"

Growling in anger the sorcerer shoves Loki so hard that he falls over.

"Everything good that has happened to you is because of me! You learned of your heritage because of me! I lent you my book so you could learn so many secrets of sorcery! You don't know how to be grateful do you?!" Still fuming with anger the sorcerer sits right on top of Loki's waist and pins his arms above his head.

Whimpering Loki tries to struggle free without any success.

"Look at you! You weak frail little thing. Even with magic you couldn't defeat me! What could you possibly do without it?"

"Let me go let m-AH!"

Loki yelped in pain as the sorcerer left bloody scratches down his thighs.

"I could claim you, you know"

The rest was a blur. His tongue running up Loki's neck his hands between his legs. Loki couldn't help closing his eyes and screaming.

"LOKI LOKI! BROTHER WAKE UP!"

Snapping his eyes open Loki could see he was lying on his own bathroom floor. The door that was locked had been kicked in by Thor who was now staring at him in concern.

"What happened?"

"I do not know. I just heard you screaming so I barged in. Are you alright?"

Glancing down at his legs Loki noticed that there were no scratches there nor bruises.

"I'm fine...I must have fallen asleep on the floor and had a nightmare."

Helping him up Thor walks Loki back to their bed where Jake is happily rolling around.

"Brother what are we to do with this small dog?"

"I guess keep him. We'll have to get dog food for him later."

Groaning Loki plops facedown onto the bed.

"Dog food? I already fed him some of the beef we had while you were in the bathroom."

Turning his head to look at Thor, Loki rolls his eyes. You're going to make him fat.

"Nonsense! The beef will make him into a strong muscular dog!"

Smiling a little Loki shakes his head at Thor.

"You don't know much about animals do you?"

"I do too! Oh and brother i'm sorry but I can't seem to find that book."

"That's good...it's pure evil. If you ever see it don't you dare touch it."

"If you say so. But, brother I feel like there is something you are not telling me. When you saw the book and this dog you ran...why?"

"Curious as always. I will tell you later Thor for now I just want some rest."

Nodding Thor picks up Jake and gets up to leave.

"No wait... could you stay with me? At least till i'm asleep?" Loki asks looking hopefully at Thor.

"Of course. How could I deny you anything?"

Smiling Thor tucks Loki in before climbing into the bed himself.


Author's note: HOLY MOLY! where have I gone what have I been up to? Things have been so hectic in my life i'm so sorry guys I have been like M.I.A. but i'm back! Not sure if I can do the chapters every week but yes I am back and I have NOT dropped this fanfiction. Nope nope nope.

So! My excuses for not being here (not that it matters much) but I was busy with comic con WAYYYYYY BACK in october. :) I was cosplaying a female thor, lightning from final fantasy, and though not really a cosplay I had a gothic lolita outfit. Then after that I was suffering from post- comic con depression when everything was over. Oh! and I had my face buried in resident evil 6. Then afterwards when I finally decided I should get to writing the hurricane hit (hurricane sandy) I lost power for 1 week and couldn't get internet up for 2 weeks. So I AM SORRY GUYS FORGIVE MEEEEEE

OH and i've gotten some messages about how some of you readers wanted to draw fanart based on this fanfiction. Go right ahead :D but i'd love to see it so please send me a link or something! and if you guys don't mind i'd like to share it with the rest of the reviewers too!

Quick questions. Does anyone ever read my author's note or do you guys just skip to the shoutout? (answer this if you do read it :D )

Another question. Do you guys care how long this story is? If it continues with a LONNNNNGGGGG string of chapters will anyone be unhappy? Or do you guys want me to end this story soon?

ANYWAY on to the Shoutout to reviewers

segagenny: I'M SORRY I PUT YOUR BRAIN IN SO MUCH SUSPENSEEEEEEE OTL thank you for the constant reviews :)

ClintBarton-Loki'sButtWarmer: hehe glad you thought the last chapter was hot. I tried my best! I hope this chapter answers a little bit about why Jake is a dog.

ryodai89: I HAVEN'T DROPPED THIS FANFICTION! I will continue on! Sorry this chapter is short and goes almost no where T_T But thank you for the constant reviews :D

PiggyBackRidez: More sexy time you say?! Okay! I will get right onto that *salutes* Thank you for your awesome review

THORKISUPPORT: yes i'm back! I'm so sorry for the long wait :(

ShaunFrost: why thank you! Now a couch?...hmmm I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT

My-chan: Hello :) I'm so glad you enjoyed my fanfiction so far. I really enjoyed reading your review. It has been one of the longest review i've had so far. So on the idea of Loki and Jake. I was thinking about doing something between the two but I wasn't sure so I had a poll opened up to see what my readers would like. Most readers wanted to see Loki stay true to Thor so that's why there wasn't anything deep with him and Jake. I'm sorry I killed your feels with the whole Sif stole Loki's dream wedding! But at least Loki still has Thor now right? :D As for Odin...he's always showing favoritism. While I was reading some of the marvel comics theres actually this part where he says "Thor my favorite son" it's hilarious and sad at the same time.