3x16 Saturday Night Glee-ver 678
Spoiler Alert: Saturday Night Glee-ver!
The New Directions were all staring at the floor that Sue donated in confusion. Puck commented, "It's so shiny."
Mercedes raised an eyebrow at him before looking over to Kurt who was staring at his boyfriend with a look of confusion and happiness.
"Seriously, what do you see in him?"
Kurt looked at her in surprise, but before he could respond, Puck interrupted.
"Hey, I'm a catch! If I remember correctly, you were once smitten with me too. Everyone wants a piece of Puckzilla," he said with a smirk.
Kurt rolled his eyes before leaning over Mercedes to give his boyfriend a peck on the lips. Mercedes pushed them apart before they could turn a G rated moment in to an R rated one.
"That's enough. I do not want to be in some weird Puck and Kurt sandwich."
Puck smirked at Mercedes. "Sure you do, Aretha. Everyone does. We're hot!" He followed his comments up by waggling his eyebrows at her causing her and Kurt to shake their heads at him. Unlike Kurt, however, Mercedes was not amused. Their conversation was interrupted by Mr. Schuester and Coach Sylvester. They watched as Blaine and Teen Jesus tackled the disco assignment. Kurt noticed his boyfriend gazing at the long haired weirdo and frowned for a moment before shaking his head clear to disco with the rest of the gang.
When Schue announced Finn as one of the three in competition for the suit, Kurt deemed the entire contest rigged, and grasped Noah's hand in his and pulled him down the hallway to a supply closet. He shoved Noah against the wall and pounced. When he pulled back to breathe, Noah replied with a frown, "Can you believe Schue picked Finn?"
Kurt pulled away from Noah with a scowl and a glare. He crossed his arms across his chest in a simultaneously defensive and protective gesture.
"Why don't you want to make out with me?"
Puck frowned at Kurt before pulling his arms away from his chest and pulling him in closer.
"I never want to not make out with you. I just wanted that suit. Finn always gets everything," he said with a pout.
Kurt leaned in and started trailing his lips down Noah's neck. He mumbled in between kisses, "No he doesn't. Also, you don't want that suit anyway."
"I—oh, do that again—I don't?"
"No, it's made of polyester." Kurt shuddered before continuing as casually as he could "So, what do you think of the new kid?"
Puck stopped him from continuing and pulled away with a look of confusion. "He's okay I guess," he scowled before continuing, "Why?"
Kurt shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Oh no reason, I was just curious."
Puck narrowed his eyes at Kurt before saying, "I knew it!"
Kurt reeled back in shock at Puck's declaration before he schooled his features into a disbelieving expression. "You knew what exactly, Noah?"
Puck looked at Kurt with an angry expression. "It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you and everyone else think his hair's more badass than mine." He crossed his arms across his chest and mirrored Kurt's earlier stance.
Kurt blinked at his boyfriend before smiling in relief at the ridiculous fact that they were both jealous of the same boy. He brought his hand up to Noah's face and brushed his thumb across his cheekbone. He smiled at the fact that he didn't even have to lie about Noah's ridiculous hair for once. Although Noah's hair was rather awful to look at sometimes, at least his boyfriend didn't have dreadlocks. "I absolutely do not think that."
"Oh," Puck responded with a bewildered expression, "Then, why'd you ask?"
Kurt grinned at Puck before pulling his arms away from his body and continuing his earlier actions of trying to make his boyfriend make those noises.
"It definitely doesn't matter." He reached Puck's mouth and swallowed his sound of surprise with a firm kiss.
Puck pulled away and said, "Wait, wha—yeah, okay," before continuing to spend their free period making out.
Author's Note: Yay! They get uninterrupted time! They totally deserve it considering everyone keeps interrupting them in all of my stories. Also, this week's episode was even better than last week's! Okay, so it was about the same because last week I got Matt Bomer singing and Puck talking to Kurt, but this week I got the return of Mercedes/Kurt friendship AND Samcedes making out! Whoo hoo! Keep it up, Glee! Don't make me sad next week! Also, last week when Puck said he was moving to California, my head totally screamed that the DIWWCF verse by carolinecrane was coming true! If you haven't read it, then you totally should! :)
As always, Thanks for reading! :)
