Well, there have been some interesting twists to the manga lately. The entire last arc was all about Sasuke and we finally found out a tiny bit more about the leader. This looks like my theory on Naruto's dad was wrong seeing that he is a Rain-nin. At least in this story. Well, I guess that's why they call it fan fiction.

There will be about three more chapters until this arc ends so please be patient. I know a lot of you want to see Naruto return back to his village and kick Sasuke's ass and have him meet his father. I am writing as fast as I can between work and the other things in my life so please stay calm and quit asking me "When will Naruto return to the Leaf Village?" I will tell you all this, you will all hate Kakashi on a whole new level when he does.

I also got some raised eyebrows at the fact that Mai isn't a fire type. My explanation for this is that she inherited her fathers Sharingan and her mother's chakra type. Since fire and water are enemies, so to speak, she would have a harder time learning fire jutsus than any other. Also, on a farm, water is needed more than fire as well. Plus, it makes her that much different from the other Uchiha's that we have seen in the canon.

Before I begin, I have a question. Do you all enjoy the side trips back to the Elemental Countries? I did it to be different, ya know? Sort of a what's going on back home and how things are different now that they all think Naruto is dead. Just give me your honest opinion on it.


Gaara was sitting behind his desk as he did what all the Kages had to do; paperwork. Why did he, the most powerful shinobi in the village, have to do this? Where was the logic? He should be out there doing missions and helping his comrades. But no, he was stuck doing paperwork and going to dinner functions. He had gone from a dangerous killer to a politician. Wait, is there a difference?

"Oh Gaara-kun," cooed the seductive voice of Hinata. Gaara looked up and saw that his girlfriend was in his office wearing a light blue bikini. All the air escaped from Gaara as she slowly walked over to him in a sexy fashion.

"H-Hinata-chan," Gaara finally managed to say, but was interrupted from saying anything else as she placed a finger over his lips.

"You know," she said and she leaned closer to him, "we have been very naughty for having Tsunade-sama lie for us."

"What d-do you mean?" asked a nervous Gaara.

"Remember what she said she was going to tell everyone about us? How she found us making love on your desk? Well, as Kazekage, you can not allow her to lie for you. It would be morally wrong. Luckily, I have a solution." With that, Hinata got on the desk and lied down on her side facing Gaara. "Let's not make her a liar."

"But isn't this morally wrong too?" asked a scared Gaara. He could handle fighting a hundred shinobi no problem. He could look death in the face and not flinch. But, Hinata acting like this was scary.

"Please," begged Hinata. That's when all of Gaara's defenses came down and he couldn't take it anymore. He began to move towards Hinata when he felt his body shake and…he was awakened from his daydream.

"Gaara-kun, are you alright?" asked Hinata. "I came to drop off some more papers for you to sign and I saw you staring into space. Is your nose bleeding?"

"No," said Gaara quickly as he hid his nose from Hinata. Looking a bit confused, Hinata shrugged it off and left Gaara alone.

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In the Leaf village, Tsunade had just finished writing a letter to her old teammate. There was something that she had to talk to him about. She had asked him in her letter to meet her by a bridge that she had read about in Team 7's mission reports from when they went to Wave. She made sure in the letter that he knew that this was a serious matter.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in," she said. A moment later, Kiba walked in with Akamaru close behind him.

"You wanted to see us?" he asked.

"Yes," said Tsunade as she leaned forward and got into her business mode. "I have decided to make you the new liaison between us and Cloud. The latest news has me worried and I believe we will need allies. You will be relaying messages back and forth as we try to work out an alliance against the Sound."

"What happened?" asked Kiba.

"Waterfall has fallen," said Tsunade. "It was taken down by Sasuke and Sasori. I believe that they will attack the weaker villages and incorporate their forces into their own before they make their move on the larger villages."

"But how could two people take down an entire village?" demanded Kiba.

"Waterfall is the weakest and smallest of all of the shinobi villages," explained Tsunade. "If I had to guess they only had about 20 to 30 low level jonins in their forces and no one of Kage level in the last 50 or so years. Sasuke knew how to get into the village from a previous mission and Sasori is the greatest puppet master ever. It is said that he destroyed an entire country by himself."

"So we are going to take that bastard down?" asked a hopeful Kiba. He wanted nothing more right now then to find Sasuke and rip out what was left of his heart for what he had done to his mother.

"Sadly no," said Tsunade with a sigh. "Right now, only we and Sand see him as a threat. The other villages, however, don't see this as their problem and won't do anything until something happens to them. Also, the council believes that we will be able to take down the Sound when they decide to attack us. They hope that Sasuke will first take down all of the smaller nations and when we defeat them, we will acquire more territory." Tsunade then leaned back in her chair and stared at the ceiling. "They are fools. Sasuke will attack us last after he has taken over every other shinobi nation." She then looked to see that Kiba was still there. "Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Get your ass to Cloud now!"

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"Are you sure we fuckin need to see her?" asked Zanku for the tenth time. It had been about a week since their encounter with the two number two's of the Tora and Inoshishi gangs. They were now back in the town of Algol. The hot spring hot spot hadn't changed a bit since they had last visited. Like most tourist traps, it was composed of hotels, restaurants and cafés, and gift shops.

"Do you know any other Panda members?" asked Naruto as they walked down the streets. Every once and a while they would stop and stare at a person to check them out.

"She might not even be fucking here," insisted Zanku. "Why would she stay here? After what that bitch did to this place?"

"Listen," said Naruto as he turned to face Zanku. "I know what you are saying but we need information. That was something I learned a few years ago back home." Zanku then grabbed Naruto by his trench coat.

"How do you know that Choukan wasn't lying to you shithead?" he asked in a serious tone.

"That's why we need to find out," said Naruto as he knocked Zanku's hands off of his jacket. "If he was then we get a trip to the hot springs and a good laugh. But, if he was telling the truth, then we need to make sure that we get enough information." He then felt a tug on his coat. "Yes Asahi?" he asked as he looked down.

"I'm thirsty," said Asahi. Naruto hung his head.

"Alright," he said. "We'll get a drink and then start looking for her."

"That is a good idea," said Yoen. "Let us get a drink to replenish our youthful energy."

"THAT'S MY ADORABLE STUDENT!" yelled Ranshin. With that, they began to hug each other and the setting sun with waves crashing on the beach appeared behind them.

"RANSHIN-SENSEI!"

"YOEN!"

"RANSHIN-SENSEI!"

"YOEN!"

"RANSHIN-SENSEI!"

"YOEN!"

After the sickening hug fest was over they then entered the first café they saw. It was a small place that had an outdoor area with umbrellas over the tables. Vines covered the wall and there were a verity of exotic plants everywhere. The waitresses were wearing uniforms that seemed to be more of the sailor girl uniform style. But, it did attract a lot of male costumers. The group was seated next to some familiar faces.

"Naruto-kun," cried out Mamizu, Kachuu, Resshin, and Aori in unison. In a flash faster than any jutsu known to man they left their seats and were now hanging onto Naruto from all sides. This, of course, caused Mai's eye to twitch.

"The Hyuga pimp strikes again," laughed Zanku.

"What's a pimp?" asked Asahi. Before Zanku could answer, Mai covered his mouth and gave a nervous laugh.

"It's nothing sweetie," she said. She then turned her attention to the other Hyuga's. "Would you please get off my boyfriend?" The four girls turned their attention to her direction and saw something else to grab: Asahi.

"Look at her."

"She's gotten so big."

"Do you like candy sweet heart?"

"I really hate them," whined Mai as she watched them bond with Asahi.

"There, there," said Naruto as he tried to calm her down. That's when a waitress walked up behind them.

"Could you all keep it down," she said in an all too familiar voice. When Naruto turned around, the waitress jumped back and pointed an accusing finger at Naruto. "YOU!"

"Hello Héng Wǔ," said Naruto as he gave her a grin and motioned for her to sit with them. "You're just the person we were looking for. Please sit down." With a reluctant sigh, Héng took the last seat.

"Just make this quick," she said heatedly. "It was hard just to get this job and I don't want to lose it."

"Shouldn't you be in a fucking jail cell?" asked Zanku with an icy stare.

"I got out for good behavior," replied Héng. "I just can't leave this village and I have to keep this job. Now get to the point."

"Very well," said Naruto. "I want you to tell us everything you know about an invasion plan by the Panda-sennin." At that, Héng smirked.

"So that baka is still going through with that plan of his," she said in an amused tone. "Very well, I'll talk. As you all know, the three sennins control their own armies and can summon very large creatures. However, they have never made a grab for power because the other Dynasties would go on an all out war and eradicate them. The three original sennins knew this and made a pack that if one should ever try to take over a Dynasty; the other two were to stop them. This has always been the only rule that all three sennins follow.

"However, the Panda-sennin and his snaky apprentice have never had any intention of following this rule. Since Junpuu-sama came to power, he has made no secret of his plans to rule over all the Dynasties and later the world to his forces. And the key part of his plan is to take over Milky Way first."

"Why's that?" asked Mai. Héng rolled her eyes.

"Because of its location. Pegasus, the home of the Panda, is mostly desert and inland. Milky Way has ocean front property on two of its borders and rich soil along with plenty of natural recourses. It also has a powerful navy that Junpuu-sama wants to take advantage of.

"The plan was to position ourselves in several key villages and silently take them over. Once that was completed, a large army was to make its way into the Dynasty. Once they got into a fight with the army, those in the villages were to make our way to the capital and take it over. The key thing was to do this quickly without having the other sennins catching wind of it and stopping us. If you are asking about it then they must have figured it out. But, it makes no difference."

"Why do you say that?" asked Naruto.

"Because of you," said Héng. "The other two sennins have been wasting their forces trying to kill you while the Panda hasn't. In the past three years the number of bandit members that have been sent to jail has never been greater. According to the newspapers, never before in the history of this continent have the prisons been as full as they are because of you. Makes you feel all warm and tingly inside now doesn't it?"

"Do you know when and where the invasion will take place?" asked Naruto. Héng shook her head.

"Sorry, I've been out of the loop for too long. I suggest…," sadly Héng was cut off as she became aware they were now surrounded. However, this time it wasn't by bandits like they normally were. This time, it was the military. Each one of them was carrying a sword, some sabers and others samurai, and were wearing a red uniform under a chest plate and arm guards. Their leader stood in front of them. His uniform was the same except he had on a helmet. He had a thin black mustache and yellow eyes. If Naruto had to guess he was about 32.

"Kitsune-sennin, we are here to place you under arrest," he said in a voice of authority. "You will come with us and await your execution." Naruto got into a thinking position and then moved his right hand to his lip and started to tap it.

"Hmm…nope," he said at last. "I don't feel like it."

"This is a decree from the Emperor," said the same soldier again. "All people who can summon are to be executed for the safety of the people. If you do not comply under your own free will then we will take you by force."

"Are you kidding us?" yelled a pedestrian. It was then that everyone noticed that a large crowd had gathered. "We pay the Emperor our taxes and then he punishes the person doing what he doesn't do."

"He's a hero," shouted another. Soon, there were many more people shouting and some of them began to throw food at the soldiers. As the soldiers tried to send away the crowd, Naruto smiled at the general.

"What's your name?" asked Naruto.

"Excuse me?"

"Your name," repeated Naruto. The soldier made a face as he gritted his teeth.

"I am Hanabunta-daishou," he said at last. That's when it started. There was the sound of someone holding back their laughter. It was Zanku who broke first.

"Your fuckin (ha-ha) name is Flower (ha-ha) Boss?" When Hanabunta nodded, everyone broke down in laughter.

"IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!" shouted Hanabunta as he did a demon head jutsu. This, however, had no effect on them. A moment later, however, Naruto's face became serious. He then jumped towards Hanabunta and knocked him down while yelling to everyone else to get down. Mamizu, Kachuu, Resshin, Aori, Héng, Asahi, Zanku, Yoen, Ranshin, and Mai dove to the ground just as several clumps of iron sand shot at them and killing Hanabunta's men.

"Well that's a pity," said a new voice from across the street. "Satetsu Shigure was a miss." Naruto and everyone else looked up to see who said that. What they saw was frightening. He stood with a hunched back, covered with bandages from head to toe. He wore a heavy fur coat with a large blue jar strapped to his back. He was missing his lips so his front teeth could easily be seen. His blood red eyes stared at them in a piercing fashion. Cradled in his left arm was a half burned doll. "Don't worry Rei-chan," he said to his doll. "Daddy will make it all better." Naruto was the first to stand up to face him. He looked around for a moment before he spoke.

"I have been told that the Inoshishi-sennin uses iron sand," said Naruto as he pointed to a pile of iron sand that had fallen apart after that last attack. "So, you must be him." Upon hearing that, the people who had stayed were now running for their lives.

"The Kitsune-sennin," said the other sennin. "I have waited a long time to see you. Even longer than I have wanted to kill you. You have become far too strong and I will not allow you to continue living. After I kill you I will deal with the Panda-baka."

"I'm a bit curious on how you found me," said Naruto. "I mean, first the military and then you. I never told anyone where I was planning on going." The Inoshishi-sennin smirked as he pulled out a green newsletter.

"I simply picked this up from one of your fangirls," he said as Naruto sweat dropped. Naruto then faced Hanabunta.

"My little sister is a fan," he said as he looked away. "When the Emperor told me to arrest you I snuck into her room and took her newsletter." Naruto turned back to the Inoshishi-sennin and began to rub his temples.

"I knew that thing was trouble," he said. Naruto would have said more, but the Inoshishi-sennin was done with being polite. He moved so fast and without warning that Naruto didn't have time to put up his guard and was hit with the bandaged man's free fist. The force of the attack sent Naruto into the wall of the café and two more loud crashes were heard.

"See Rei-chan," said the Inoshishi-sennin as he looked down at the doll. "Daddy took care of the big mean fox. Yes he did." He was interrupted as a large blue chakra claw shot out of the hole and grabbed him as Naruto shouted "Juutsume!" The attack sent the mummy man across the street and into the building behind him and kept on going. When the attack died and the crashes stopped, Naruto walked out of the hole in the café. He had a bruise on his cheek where the Inoshishi-sennin had hit him and his clothing had holes all over and he was missing his hat.

"Three walls," breathed Naruto as he spat out some blood. "I went through three walls thanks to that attack. I guess I'll have to be serious."

"So will I," said the voice of the Inoshishi-sennin. A moment later he walked out of his hole with large gashes on his sides. Also, his fur coat was cut in half and his vase was missing. "It will take more than one arm to defeat you it seems. I, Oninenshou, will not lose."

With that, the two began to get ready. Naruto took off his trench coat and then he took off the weights on his arms, legs, and chest for a grand total of 1050 pounds. Oninenshou merely set his doll down on the ground and then created a dome around it made of his iron sand.

"Hey, what's up with that doll?" asked Héng to the Hyuga sisters.

"I don't know," replied Mamizu in a quite tone. "All we know is that anyone who even looked at it funny was killed on sight."

"Let's begin," said Naruto once they were both done. At that, the two charged at each other and collided in the middle of the dirt street. Naruto started with a right hook which his opponent dodged. Oninenshou then tried a left jab, but Naruto ducked downward to try a leg sweep. Seeing this, the Inoshishi-sennin jumped in the nick of time and landed a kick on Naruto that sent Naruto several yards back. As Naruto flew back he began to make hand signs and when he finished (and stopped flying backwards) he slammed both of his palms onto the ground and yelled, "Doton: Koketsu!" Around Oninenshou, small earth spikes surrounded him in an oval like shape with him in the middle. Not one touched him.

"Hmp, what the hell was that kid?" asked Oninenshou. He then lifted his foot to take a step when the earth on both sides snapped shut on him like he was standing in the middle of a bear trap that took the shape of a foxes head. Naruto looked at the 'teeth' and saw that one of them was dripping blood. Walking over, he made the hand signs to cancel out the jutsu and what he saw was the body of his enemy dissolving into a pile of iron sand.

"A clone," gasped Naruto as Oninenshou, who had a cut on his right leg, shot out of the ground behind him and delivered a punch on the base of his neck. However, Naruto vanished in a cloud of white smoke. A moment later he heard Naruto yell, "Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" as a hundred clones appeared in the area.

"Hide and seek, is it?" asked Oninenshou. "Fine, but lets play for keeps. Kyoshi Denrei!" With that, the iron sand began to collect and form three spinning disks. Once they were done forming, they shot out at the Naruto's and destroyed about twenty-six of them in one pass. Then, they turned around and came back through the Naruto's and when they reached their owner they began to hover around him. "I can keep this up all day. Kyoshi Denrei is like having remote controlled flying blades of death that I can continue to use as long as I have chakra." The blades shot out again and the clones did their best to dodge. But in the end, they couldn't escape the triple threat. Then, the real Naruto and one of his clones shot towards him with a large blue ball. Acting on instinct, Oninenshou created a Satetsu rectangle and placed it in front of him. When the attack hit the rectangle Naruto yelled out, "Ōdama Rasengan!" and left a huge crater that was visible when the smoke cleared. Naruto and Oninenshou were now at a distance from each other.

"That was too close for comfort," said Oninenshou to himself. "How many Rasengans does that that gaki have?" He then moved his hand to one of his wounds and whipped some of the blood onto his hand. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" There was a large puff and a moment later the bandaged man was standing on the head of the boss boar, Setsuen. The boar was about 47 m tall and had a cigar in his mouth. His massive body had destroyed many of the building when he was summoned. Luckily for Naruto, the others had gotten away before the boar boss appeared.

"If that's the way you want to play," said Naruto as he bit his thumb, "then fine. Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" With that, Naruto summoned a 50 m tall red fox. Its tail had a white tip and its paws were black.

"Here's Loki!" announced the fox summon. "Now, where are the girls?"

"I didn't summon you to do anything perverted," said Naruto as he stared at his opponents. "I need a hand against these two."

"But I want to peek on the ladies," whined the fox boss like a two year old.

"You never change," said Setsuen. He then took a puff from his cigar and blew the smoke on Naruto and Loki. "The same old baka as ever. You degrade yourself by lusting after human women."

"At least it's better than being a chain smoker," replied Loki as his eyes narrowed. "You know what kit; I was feeling like bacon today anyways."

"It seems like our summons would like to start," said Oninenshou. Then he spread his arms out to perform a jutsu that would make him unstoppable. In the ruins of the town below, all metal seemed to explode until it became sand like and began to float towards him. "Yoroi no Satetsu!" With that, the iron sand began to build up on the boars' body giving it a chest plate, arm guards, and two axe like blades on its sides.

"Oh shit," said Naruto.

"You can say that again kit," said Loki.

That's when the boar charged at the two. Loki jumped to his left and just barely missed the blades on his sides. Loki responded by trying to get at the boars neck, but Setsuen saw this and yelled, "Katon: Butaka no jutsu!" From the pigs' mouth, flames shot out covering everything. Loki yipped in pain and jumped back. The town of Algol was now destroyed.

"I hate it when you use that jutsu," said the Inoshishi-sennin to his summon.

"Would you like it if I left?" asked Setsuen in an irritated fashion. Oninenshou was about to respond, but Naruto cut him off.

"Why? Why do you hate that jutsu?"

"It reminds me of the past," said Oninenshou. "I'm sure by now you know about the pain that has been going on Virgo. I was 19 when it started. I had just married and had a baby daughter. I was a simple farmer back then who used his bloodline to fix tools and help plow the fields.

"Then the soldiers came and demanded that either I or my daughter had to go with them soon to become part of the Emperors army. They wanted to fight fire with fire and didn't care about the right we the people had. So, I spoke out to the people. I told them to resist the Emperor on this and not have families separated. I didn't want to miss seeing my little girl growing up and I knew others felt the same."

"Is that why you joined the bandits?" asked Naruto.

"No kid," said Oninenshou as he shook his head. "What happened next made me decide to become a bandit. You see, the Emperor didn't like what I was saying and that people were following my example. So he made an example of me. On the eve of my daughters first birthday, I was heading back home after buying her a brand new doll. When I got close enough to see my house, I saw that it was in flames. I ran as fast as I could, b-but it was too late. The soldiers tied me to a tree and made me watch and forced me to listen to their s-screams. Then, t-they tried to burn me alive.

"Somehow I survived, how I will never know. All I knew from that day on was that I wanted revenge. I joined up with the Inoshishi Bandits and soon became the apprentice to the previous sennin. I wanted to make them suffer, all them Emperors! None of them are innocent. They sit in their castles and sit on their fancy thrones while the rest of us suffer. They never have to know a day of hard work and they take from us without care. So, I'll make their lives as painful by being the thorn they will never be able to remove. I try to save the few I can like Choukan, but it's usually too late. They are already mindless robots."

"That doll…" began Naruto but Oninenshou cut him off.

"No more talking!" he shouted. "Use that jutsu again!" The boar nodded and yelled, "Katon: Butaka no jutsu!" as Oninenshou sent clumps of Satetsu into the flames and yelled, "Katon: Hyokaidan!" Molten balls of iron shot out of the flame and hit Loki. Loki yipped in pain as the iron burned and hardened at the same time. When the attack was over, Setsuen had lost his armor but Loki was now half covered in iron.

"Loki!" shouted Naruto. Loki had both his front legs covered along with his chest as well as his right side and tail.

"I'll be fine kit," said Loki with gritted teeth. "Just finish this."

"Right," said Naruto as he made up his mind. He knew what he had to do; take that hog down. Naruto made the hand sign and yelled, "Bikoutai: Tatsumaki!" and then flew into the air. Once he was right over his opponent's summon, he released his wind form and began to fall downwards. Along the way down, Naruto prepared his deadliest jutsu that he had mastered.

"What's that?" cried Oninenshou when he saw the attack that Naruto was preparing. At first, he saw Naruto's left arm begin to glow a bright blue. Then the Rasengan formed in his hand, but it was different. And what made it different made his blood run cold. It was shaped like a four pointed shuriken. Every nerve in his body told him to run before it was too late. It yelled to him that he would die if he stayed. Following these impulses, the Inoshishi-sennin jumped off his summon a moment before impact occurred and Naruto yelled, "Fūton: Rasenshuriken!" That's when the dome appeared around Setsuen and the wind chakra began to slash at him at the cellular level. After a moment he went puff and he was lucky that he did. In that one moment, several nerves were cut and there was damage done to most of his vital organs. If he had stayed any longer, he would have died.

Oninenshou fell to the ground hard followed by Naruto a few moments later. Neither of them had thought about how they would land and landed hard. Oninenshou hit the ground harder and had broken a few ribs. What was worse was that he had no chakra left. He felt so weak that he couldn't move. Naruto landed with only a couple of bruises and a sprained ankle. He slowly picked himself up and started to crawl out of the crater his jutsu had made and began to slowly limp over to Oninenshou who looked upon him with fear.

"No," cried the Inoshishi-sennin. "Stay back. What are you?" Naruto stopped at that and then reached down to pick up Oninenshou's doll.

"Rei was your daughter's name," said Naruto as he stared at the doll for a moment.

"Please," begged Oninenshou as tears fell from him eyes. "That's all I have left of her. That is more precious to me than all the gold in the world. Please." That's when the others came.

"Why should he listen to you?" yelled Hanabunta. "After everything you have done we should smash that thing in front of you and piss on its remains!"

"Please," begged Oninenshou, never taking his eyes off of Naruto. "Please."

Naruto said nothing for a while. Then, he limped over to the fallen-sennin and placed the doll next to him. He then turned and began to walk away.

"What are you doing?!" yelled Hanabunta. "This monster killed my men. He's killed hundreds. I don't know what kind of sob story he told you but it doesn't change the fact of what he's done."

"Shut up," said Naruto as he stopped. Mai came over to him and began to heal his leg. "I try not to lower myself by killing a man who is begging for mercy. And after what he has been through, I think he deserves a little mercy. Besides, you need to tell the Emperor about the invasion that will be taking place. We just need the when and where."

"Two weeks," said Oninenshou. Everyone turned around to look at the Inoshishi-sennin who was now curled up into a ball to protect his doll. "At the Pass of Beginnings during the festival. That's when it will take place."

Naruto nodded and then summoned a horse sized fox and ordered it to take Oninenshou to whenever he wanted to. The fox summon obeyed and soon the two of them were gone.

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Ukyo was in a fit of rage. Something was wrong, very wrong. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't summon.

"What the hell is wrong with me?" he asked himself aloud.

"I can explain," said Junpuu.

Why can't Ukyo summon foxes like Naruto? Will Naruto be able to defeat the Tora-sennin or will she prove to be much stronger than Oninenshou? What will Naruto do now that the Emperor wants him dead? Please read and review.

Now, it's time for a vote. I want to know who your favorite OC is.

I also have some new ideas for some new fanfics. I am thinking of starting a long Christmas story, A Naruto Christmas Carol. Staring Sasuke as Scrooge. Lots of bashing but a lot of tears. I also got an idea for an ice using Naruto and making Haku his sister. Then there's the idea to remake Bloody or Tails but in the Leaf village. Or the bloodline that makes Naruto into a chick magnet. Or Naruto creating a series of jutsus based on the Rasengan. Maybe Naruto modeled after Jin or Kenshin. Please help me out and vote!

Thanks Dirty Reid for the translations:

Earth Release: Jaws of Death - Doton: Koketsu

Saw tooth Runner- Kyoshi Denrei

Iron Sand Battle Armor- Yoroi no Satetsu

Fire Release: Hog Fire- Katon: Butaka no jutsu

Melting Bullets- Katon: Hyokaidan