Tenten Likes Neji, who is recently dating Sakura who eventually falls for Sasuke who they think is Tenten's boyfriend when he's not!, but because of doubt in Ino, Shikamaru is in a dilema stuck with two blonds at the same time! But Itachi is just there for a laught, or so he thinks.
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What's Happening
What!
WEll, last we left our friends were to go eat at a resturant and no monday's events weren't over!
At The Restaurant
It had been a long time and not to mention drive as they headed into the neared restaurant that was none other than a McDonalds (No to mention Neji was driving like an old hag, well in Sasuke's opinion). As soon as they went in Sasuke and Tenten were surprised to find their older brother Itachi there having coffee with some girl, wait was that Temari? Why the hell were they this far out? On the other hand when Itachi saw the twins he glared at them both. Yep, they were in trouble for being caught far out here during the last school hours.
"Itachi!" they said as their older brother approached them, the other friends were all bored and looking at Itachi like he was nothing. But he did look some what like Sasuke…Never mind it.
"What are you doing here dawg?" Sasuke asked as Tenten smiled at her older brother and ready to throw her twin in front of him just to save her life.
"Tutoring, I got a call from the school asking why you were not there, so that's when I came up with the idea that you were sick with some malaria and violent diarrhea and now we're going on a trip!" Itachi grinned. He had been scrambling his brain for an Idea to get the twins out of school so they could leave for a time and now here was the perfect opportunity presented to him!
"But that disease is lethal!" Tenten protested "couldn't you come up with something better! That is just plain disgusting"
"No. I found it fitting perfect, like purple black nail polish"
"Nail polish smells disgusting"
"Umm, what the hell is going on?" Naruto asked butting in to the conversation.
"Nothing" Tenten pushed him back.
"Yeah right!" Naruto said "who's that?"
"Come on you guys! Let's get a table, I'm starving" Sakura said as she and Neji came back from ordering their food.
"Mind if I join?" Itachi asked and the twins shrugged. It was not like they could say no to their OLDER brother.
"Not at all" The twins muttered glowering at Itachi. Damn him, and he just left poor Temari over there alone.
"Itachi-Sama?" they called out and Itachi stood up to get his order and then he brought Temari with him as he came back to sit next to both his sibilings.
"Neji-san?" The called a few minutes later. Neji stood to go get his order and then he gave everyone their food. As soon as Sasuke opened his hamburger he found two tomato slices hanging on his line of view. He took both of them from Itachi and Tenten, they always took out the tomato from their food and gave it to him.
As kids Sasuke also ate their tomatos just to keep their mother off their backs.
"So, who are you?" Asked Sakura to the guy who was sitting on her other side. In between them was Temari. Itachi on the other hand took a sip of his soda before answering.
"Im Uchiha Itachi"
"Uchiha, Uchiha, where have else have I heard that last name before?" Sakura pondered "Ah! Sasuke! So this is your brother? Right? You do have the same last name but that could be just coincidence" she asked exitedly and Neji looked from Sasuke to Itachi noting the resembles.
"Are you two twins?" asked Neji.
"No, why the hell does everyone say that, we're just brothers!" Sasuke and Itachi said Simultaniously. "JINX!" They pointed to each other at the same time when they realized what they had done "DOUBLE JINX!"
"How about the next one that talks get's hit over the head, starting now" Tenten said and both Uchiha brothers went silent glowering at each other.
"Hey guys! Im back" Ino came and she was dragging Shikamaru with her.
"What happened?" Sakura asked eagerly but couldn't get out with Itachi and Temari blocking her way.
"I don't know but we decided to leave since it was very tedious. the baby isn't going to be born any time soon and I was starving so decided to steal Marvins car and come here. It's really fast"
"Tiresome" Shikamaru muttered. Ino looked at the table to the two glaring brother's and Tenten who was timing them and then she glared at Temari who was sitting next to Sakura.
"So, care to explain what this all is?" Ino asked.
"What? You mean this?" asked Neji and Ino nodded dumbly "Oh, no it is nothing you have to worry about, just meet Sasuke's brother….Itachi?" Itachi looked over at the blond and gave her a short nod in greeting.
"U-huh, they look ready to kill" Ino muttered. Tenten laughed.
"They are" Tenten looked over at Ino and smiled "Hey"
"Hey" Ino looked back at Temari who was also into the whole brother glaring contest "what is that bitch doing here?"
Before anyone could say anything "Yo, respect the woman! And apoligize" Both Uchiha brother's said. Itachi had taken a liking to the lady next to him and Sasuke had respect for her when she beat him on oral quiz, no one had challenged him like that and so forth she bécame his math dtudy buddy. No Sasuke didn't like her the way Itachi was liking her.
"Err…Sorry?"
"You talked!" Both brother's said again in the same time completely ignoring Ino "Shut up already!" Sasuke threw his hambuger at Itachi who dodged it efficiently and got off the seat and walked around to sit next to Tenten, Temari followed to their side. Now Neji, Sasuke, Tenten, Itachi, and Temari were on one side and Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, Ino and Shikamaru on the other side,
"At least I won't starve to death" Itachi muttered and Sasuke shrugged, he really didn't care, his twin always would share food with him.
"Double T can I have some of your food?" Tenten nodded as Sasuke stuck out his tongue to Itachi.
"Who cares!" Itachi stuck it out back. All of a sudden They started to talk in a different language.
--El quien tenga la lengua mas grande se la voy a cortar y dársela al otro para comer-- Tenten hissed as she gave half of her chicken Sandwich to Sasuke.
--No te atreverías-- Itachi retorded. Everyone was now looking at them like they were talking Italiano, but they were talking Spanish. One thing was for sure that they didn't understand what each was saying.
--Cada chango tiene su único columpió, Itachi-- Sasuke said as he knew Tenten was capable and Itachi begun to laugh.
--Eso si que es verdad hermanito-- Itachi looked over to the glaring White eye boy who he noticed was hating on his Little brother. What was his problem anyway? When Tenten gave Sasuke the piece of sandwich the boy had glared at him --ese pendejo de ojos blanco se mira como si quiere matarte hermano chiquito--
--Lo supongo-- Sasuke responded --Si es el enamorado de nuestra hermanita¿verdad Tenten?-- Tenten turned beat red.
--¡QUE!-- she screamed looking from her twin brother to her older brother. --Ya callasen los dos y regresemos a hablar ingles, los otros nos están mirando con curiosidad. Me da miedo--
"Alright, alright" Itachi siad complying.
--¡Esto chupa culo!,-- Sasuke sighed "There, I just had to say that"
"Your disguting, maybe I should wash out that potty mouth of yours" Tenten cooed shoving a French fry into Sasuke's mouth.
"Nah, it don't need more cleaning than me brushing them every morning and every night" Sasuke said.
"You guys are so strange" Naruto said "Now tell me what you blabbered about, it sounded so interesting!" He begged and Hinata gave out a fake laugh as she pushed Naruto off his chair.
"So sorry, he slipped." She said nervously before Naruto blurted out anything else. She after all knew wasn't going to harm Naruto, the only reason that he had not noticed her before was because she was kind and gentle, but now she's a bit abusive and Naruto just seems to love it.
--El de pelo rubio es retardado mental-- Sasuke muttered to Itachi's way who nodded in understandment and Tenten hit them both over the head.
--¡La otra vez van hacer ustedes llamados retardados mentales!--
Shikamaru was looking at Temari and to Itachi as she kept her eyes on Itachi. She all of a sudden stood up and did the unexpected bow of respect to Itachi "Thank you Itachi-Sama, But my brother is here to pick me up I got to go. I'll see you soon" she said as she walked over to Kankuro, Itachi had told her about the trip he was going to take with his brother and sister.
--Aste mas para allá Itachi!-- Sasuke didn't want to be near the Hyuuga who was brooding mad more than ever. Ino was poking at all the food and Shikamaru was looking boredly to the side as Sakura kept eating. Naruto and Hinata had excused themselves for a while.
"Alright," Ino started as she was looked on by Sasuke, Tenten, and Itachi. This was just bugging Ino to no end, she just had to know how long Tenten and Sasuke been together!
Neji was still glaring at the Youngest Uchiha.
Itachi looked down at his watch and saw that it should only take about a minute more before Kisame called and then they would meet up with Sasori and Deidara over by the airport before they left to París. Man, then be away from Konoha and so many work problems, he was taking his siblings since he couldn't leave the minors alone adn besides they would make his vacation a riot. He just loved his small family, he hated his parents though.
"What?" asked Tenten as she grabbed her soda and started drinking, Sasuke started to choke on something ang grabed his own soda that helped him swallow it down.
"You and Sasuke how long have you been a couple?" Both twins spit out their soda all over Ino Sakura, and Shikamaru making Neji also jump a bit in surprise as he backed away from them…..
"WHAT!!" They yelled and looked at them like they had just lost their mind. Itachi was a bit confused.
"What are you talking about?"
"I was only asking how long has Sasuke been your boyfriend, sheesh" Ino said cleaning her soda spitted face with a napking.
"WE'RE NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND THAT'S JUST GROWS!" they yelled and everyone was looking at them confused well except Itachi who had started to crack up with laughter.
"WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER!"
"Huh?" Ino said as she looked at them and then at Itachi who was laughing his ass off. Itachi got enough composure to say:
"Actually they are Twins and that might be why they seem attatched" Itachi fell off his chair still laughing. Sasuke rolled his eyes and now everyone there felt stupid. Well, Sakura and Neji felt like the stupidest of all. Sasuke and Tenten were Twins? But they looked nothing alike in no way, Tenten had Brown hair and eyes, Sasuke raven hair and Deep Ebony eyes.
Now If I hit Yo Girl
That'sToBad
You So Lame And SheLike My Swagger
Makeher do flipslikean Acrobat
Once I gether back to my
Bachelors pad
"Time to leave!" Itachi announced as his phone rang "Kisame is waiting" the twins moved to leave following after their brother only looking slightly back to their shocked friends. Man this was madness.
Alright, so the Whole Spanish thing came cause all of a sudden my computer was acting up and I was tired of seeing red. And then the Lyrics at the end are not mine for the last time. They are Bow Wow's and Omarions.
