"man I'm glad to be back at school, after all the craziness, but you can't say it wasn't awesome" Nagisa said

"Yeah and now we're back to normal"

"You call this normal?" Nagisa asked

"Fair point" Sugino said

"Hey guys" Isogai said

"Morning Isogai"

"Did you get the e-mail?" the ikeman asked "the one Mr K sent out last night"

"Sure did" Nagisa said

"It was about a transfer student, seems fishy most likely an assassin" Sugino said

"Its weird they got a pro killer our age right, or could they have found another hero" Nagisa asked

"I don't think so, only Mr K and Koro-sensei know about our heroics" Isogai said "Plus who know maybe the teacher thing was a little on the nose, we saw how well that turned out for Bitch-sensei"

"HAVE YOU SEEN A PIC!" Okajima said appearing out of nowhere

"Dude, what are you some kind of ninja" Sugino screamed

"I was naturally curious so I asked about it and hit Karasuma up for pics, and this is what we got" Okajima said showing them a picture of a cute girl.

"So it's a girl" Sugino said

"And she's your background" Nagisa deadpanned

"Not to mention she's kind of cute" Isogai said

"Not just cute, adorable" Okajima said "she's the one I've been waiting for"

"She doesn't look like one" Isogai said

"I don't know but something just doesn't feel right here" Nagisa said


When they reached the classroom behind the desks was a black computer, Just looking at the thing made Nagisa's danger sense go off.

"No, no, no" Takebayashi said

"What's wrong?" Kataoka asked

"it's Ritsu, she's been showing nothing but binary all morning" the nerd said

"What the hell is this?" Sugino asked

"Good morning fellow students" it said

"No it can't be" Takebayashi gasped

"What?" Kataoka asked

"They stole my plans, my programming base. That thing is basically a Ritsu clone" Takebayashi said in a hush toned

"I am AIFA: is it an acronym for Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery" the program said "And I am grateful to be a part of this class"

"Those bastards" Takebayashi said

"Its come to this" they all thought

"I need to see something" Takebayashi said.


"I knew it, no wonder. She shut down to make sure that she couldn't be accessed by an outside source. If whoever stole my data hacked into the bunker they could find out who we are and blackmail us, or worse" Takebayashi said

"As you've figured out for yourselves, this is our new transfer student the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery on loan from Norway" Karasuma said

"Nice to meet you" the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery said

'So I now know who stole it but how is the newt question' Takebayashi said

'Man, Mr Karasuma is so over this" Kaede thought

"Not being a smartass about this is the hardest thing I've done' Suguya thought, only to hear Korosensei's laughter

"I'll thank you not to laugh" Karasuma said

"No kidding" Takebayashi said

"The AIFA is here as a registered student trying to kill you like everyone else, and as per our agreement you can harm her or fight back. The agreement about student safety still applies" Karasuma said

"Okay your government is taking things a bit too liberally but nonetheless welcome to Class-E Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery" Korosensei said

"Thank you Koro-sensei I appreciate it" AIFA said

"OKAY THAT'S IT! I can't standby anymore" Takebayashi shouted

"Takebayashi?" Karasuma asked

"Sir I must say that this thing uses a certain type of programming, The same type of programming I've used and made up. Basically her inventors stole my tech!" Takebayashi said

"But how?" Karasuma said

"That fact is false, I am based on coding provided by Stark Technologies" AIFA said

"Stark Technologies. They have my coding program, how am I supposed to fight back against them" Takebayashi said sinking into his seat.

"Don't worry I'll look into it" Karasuma said


During the next lesson, which was Modern Lit, Kaede signalled to Nagisa who leant in

"So how is that suppose to attack Korosensei

"What do you mean?" Nagisa said

"It's call Fixed Artillery right, but do you see any guns on the thing?" Kaede asked

"Now that you mention it" Nagisa said as the thing sprang to life with two BFGs sticking out the side "Nevermind, forget what I just said

"OH SON OF A BITCH!" Sugino shouted taking cover as AIFA shot at the teacher.

"Four shotguns, two machine guns and a variety of anti-me ammo. I applaud your preparedness young lady, but I have made it a rule not to use firearms inside the classroom so no one loses an eye" Koro-sensei said deflecting a round with a piece of chalk.

"Understood, I will use a more careful aim next barrage" AIFA said

"Its strategy has evolved, meaning we're about to see what this thing can do" Karasuma said

"Calculating trajectory, correcting angle, entering auto-evo phase 2802" AIFA declared

"A stubborn girl, aren't you. Using the same attack pattern is sim-" Korosensei said before his finger was blown off. 'A blindspot! a second bb hidden in the shadow of the first

"Left finger tip destroyed, newly added secondary firearm effective" AIFA said

"Its core programming is focused around processing and integrating new information experientially" Karasuma said

"Probability of killing target upon third barrage 0.0001%, probability of neutralising target on fourth barrage 0.0003%, Probably of neutralising target by graduation 90%" AIFA said "Third barrage commencing now Koro-sensei" she said unleashing the third barrage

"I've got to stop this" Takebayashi said

"This thing learns as it attacks, what a world." Irina said

"Yeah but imagine real bullets, her creators are using this as a testing ground before they deploy her. But now with information that Stark International had a hand in its creation seems fishy" Karasuma said

"Why's that?" Bitch-sensei asked

"Stark destroyed his weapon manufacturing facilities himself" Karasuma said "But I still think she stands a good chance"

"You're forgetting something, if it was that easy we wouldn't need to be here, after all you said that this place is no place for an easy resolution" Irina said

"I agree" Karasuma said.

Once AIFA finished her attacks the class was forced to clean her mess

"Awesome, now we have to clean up the room" Maehara groaned

"Hey hot stuff, you going to help us clean up, maybe you have a vacuum in there?" Muramatsu asked "Fine be a snob

"Dude, she's a computer, just give it up" Yoshida said.


After they had cleaned up and got ready for class AIFA started firing again until class was over for the day. Terasaka was angry

"You guys go on ahead, I've got class duty" he said

"Whatever man" Yoshida said. Once he was along he went over to a loose floorboard.

"Try killing the thing now" Terasaka said as he taped up AIFA's gun storage

"You know, you could have just asked me for the disarmament code" Takebayashi said

"What are you doing here four eyes?" Terasaka snapped.

"I'm curious about many a thing. Your powers and their origins. But right now is why a former weapons manufacturer like Stark International, making a standalone weapons platform with an AI inside, also why is my programming code in its mainframe?" Takebayashi asked confused.

"And your answer?" Terasaka asked

"Hope Karasuma can get the answers I seek" Takebayashi said looking serious

"Agreed" Terasaka said

"I know of this great cafe to get a snack after school, want to come?" Takebayashi asked

"Sure why not" Terasaka said stashing the tape in his desk.


"Hey Matt sensei can I ask you something?" Nagisa asked while training

"What is it?" Matt asked

"Does Stark International make weapons anymore?" Nagisa asked

"No, not since the Jericho fiasco in Iraq, a terrorist attack happened and Tony was caught in an explosion made by his own explosive. After he got back stateside he shut down any and all weapons manufacturing throughout Stark International" Matt explained

"Then was there any plans for an Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery Weapons Platform?" Nagisa asked
"Yeah, it was to be the next big project for him after the Jericho. Only it was shut down and put into the safe. Why do you ask?" Matt said

"Because it was fully made and is currently using our classroom for a testing ground" Nagisa said

"Really now, that's interesting. Do you mind if we cut things short?" Matt asked.

"No, besides I'm swamped with homework. Night coach"

"Goodnight Nagisa" Matt said smiling, but once Nagisa left it became a frown, reaching for his phone he quickly dialled a number "Yes, this is Matthew Murdoch, can I speak to Pepper or Tony please?" he asked "Its urgent"


"0800 hrs 29 mins and 35 seconds. Power supply voltage steady, Operating system normal, Recording disk normal, Various devices normal, No virus detected Start program" AIFA said as she started looking over her tasks. "Verifying tasks, the agenda ofr today, perform attack incidents of 250 by sixth period, continue evaluation of target's pattern of evasion" Once she booted up she noticed something blocking her screen and gun ports

"Good morning AFIA" Koro-sensei said

"Koro-sensei I cannot take out my guns while I am restrained, please remove them" AIFA said

"I don't think it's a good idea" Koro-sensei said

"Are you the one who did this, if so these restraints are tantamount to harm, you are in violation of your agreement"

"Shut it, I'm the one who did. Nothing says I can't do anything to you, if you're going to be a pain in the ass and go gun crazy every two seconds" Terasaka said

"Why bother explaining it to a computer" Suguya said

"Don't worry it's nothing personal, we'll remove them after class is done" Hara said

"You brought this upon yourself. After all we're trying to learn here as well, so give it a rest" Sugino said turning back to the board


"Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery to headquarters, execution of second day's directive failed due to unforeseen problems, probablity of rectifying problems indepently 0%, probability of assassination of target by the fixed deadline decreased sufficiently" AIFA said

"Now, now don't go crying to mummy and daddy, they're the ones who get you into this mess, and beside you're a transfer student, which falls under my jurisdiction. Now I know its not always a picnic when you're the new kid, but if we can try and find a way the others can warm up you to the you'll fit in better"

"And how is that Korosensei?" AIFA asked

"Can you appreciate while they are trying to stop your assassination attempts , for starters, they come here to learn and your methods are quiet disruptive and if you did kill me they wouldn't see any of the reward, it would all go to your parents, so letting you kill me doesn't benefit them" Korosensei explained

"I'm beginning to understand, I failed to take my fellow student's interest into account" AIFA said

"And I have what the doctor ordered: Extra RAM and a cache of helpful apps. All of them virus free of course. You are going to love this" Korosensei said happily

"Can you explain this" AIFA said seeing what Korosensei was installing into her memory

"Teamwork simulation software. Design to help bound with yoru classmates and co-operating with them is key, we want that probably rising" Korosensei said

"Accepted" AIFA said

"In general, teamwork is a key to personal success; think about it wouldn't it be enjoyable to have friends?" Korosensei asked

"I am a Machine" AIFA said

"And so is the Vision, what's your point" Korosensei asked

"I do not know how to make them" AIFA admitted

"Well, as you can see I came prepared" Korosensei said

"But what is all this sir?" AIFA asked

"Everything you need to be a team player. I, Korosensei do not subject my students to harm or danger, now what should of teacher would I be if I didn't enhance you're innate ability, top of the morning to you" he said as he started improving AIFA

"I do not understand sir. Every enhancement you keep me decreases your lifespan" AIFA commented

"So be it then, I'm a teacher first and target second. When you opened fire upon me the other, I knew right then and there that unquenchable thirst for knowledg was soemthing I had to nurture, your parents installed, or rather instilled rather many a marvellous gift. It's my job to develop those gifts further as your teacher and once they start liking you, it will change your world view"

"Query sir, what purpose does this international sweet directory?" AIFA Deadpanned

"Oh nothing specific really, just something I though you could help me out with really" Korosensei said feeling busted.

"Yes sir" AIFA sighed


"What the hell, she's bigger than yesterday!" Sugino exclaimed

"HEY! It's not nice to talk about a girl in that way" Kaede snapped

"I think he meant the literally Kaede" Nagisa said point to the AIFA unit which now had a screen as big as her unit

"Good morning everybody. hi there

"She's...she's...she's..."

"Absolutely beautiful weather today isn't it?" AIFA asked

"I thought it might help relations if I can her a full body LED display, I added in some extra uniform modelling software and cheaper than what your thinking of" Korosensei admitted

"Yikes" Nagisa said

"And I msut sya the only thing better than this weather is sharing it with you" AIFA said

"I also gave her a broader range of expression, the memory for running it did send me over budget" Korosense admitted

'How does a teacher have that much to drop on a single student?" Nagisa thought

"Things are going to be a bit tight until payday" Korosensei whined.

"The flowers are blooming and the grass is that special shade of green. Spring has done it job and is now passing the torch onto to a marvellous summer" AIFA smiled

"Its like she's become cuter overnight, how is that possible" Okajima said

"Is that the same Fixed Artillery does shot up the place the other day?" Mimura asked

"Don't be fooled guys, she's just a computer; sure the octopus gave her an upgrade, but that's all. Her nice act is nothing, once a bag of bolts, always a box of bolts" Terasaka said

"You're right. We didn't exactly get off on the right foot yesterday. I understand and it's my fault" AIFA Asked getting upset changing her background "Your right, I am just a box of bolts"

"Well don Terasaka" Kataoka said

"Yeah, you made a 2D girl cry, there, there sweetie. Ignore the bully" Hara said

"Now you're making me sound like a creep"

"Maybe this is just me, but 3d girls have nothing on a double D" Takebayashi.

"That is all you have to say about this, you were panicking about her yesterday!" Isogai and Kimura exclaimed.

"I'll try harder, Korosensei showed me how to take your feelings into consideration and work together, so I won't perform any more assassination attempts without your consent so you'll come to see me as a teammate and a friends" AIFA said

"Hear that she's trying hard and don't worry under that sunn disposition and her willingness to please she retains her cybernetic bloodlust, I made sure of that. Now if you want to kill and quite frankly who doesn't? Then this young lady will made a formable ally." Korosensei said with tools in his teeth.


"Oh wow, you made that?" Kurahashi said looking at a model of the Venus Di Milo

"You sculpted that like it was no big deal" Okano said

"Yeah, see I come installed with a special 3D printer so I can make armaments, but I can make whatever with it though

"I'm impressed" Suguya said

"That is so awesome, maybe you should try flowers next" Yada told her

"I'll download the data. By the way Chiba; Check" AIFA said

"Three moves in and I'm licked" Chiba moaned

"What are you going to do, she's a computer" Maehara commented

"Yeah she is, wait this reminds of a manga where a super aggressive AI takes over the world by using an Electronic drug" Fuwa said

"Yes I know the one you are talking about, the HAL arc from ultra popular the Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro in Shonen Jump magazine" AIFA said

"You know that but you have to download data on flowers?" Fuwa asked

"She's popular right huh" Sugino said

"What do you expect, she has the ability to makes stuff and do a million things at once"

"OH NO!" Korosensei cried

"What's wrong sir?" Nagisa asked

"We're the same character type!" Korosensei exclaimed

"That is a bit of a stretch sir" Nagisa sighed

"I upgrade her and this is the thanks I get?" Korosensei "She's moving in on my spotlight, LOOK everyone I have an LED display to see, I present you my more accessable human face!" he said colouring his face in with a more human looking one

"Um...that's creepy" Mimura said

"You could have put it that way" Korosensei said.

"Hey guys she's a name we can call her, after all Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery and AIFA isn't exactly a good name either" Kataoka said

"Got that right" Yada said

"We can call her Ai" Fuwa said

"Is that okay with you?" Maehara asked

"Yeah I love it, call me Ai from now on" Ai said

"She might fit in after all" Nagisa said

"The dumb jerk has a point, it's still a programming quirk and machines have no free will. Where she goes from here, that isn't up to us" Karma said, while the girls and a few of the guys were clamouring around Ai, none of them noticed something. Their bunkers AI Ritsu was back online now

"Ai detected, commencing plan now. Rescue will be ready by 10:00 AM tomorrow" Ritsu said


That night a team from the Norwegian branch of Stark International arrive and they were horrified to see what Koro-sensei did to Ai

"What, what is this nonsense?" the team leader asked

"Hello master" Ai said "I'm having so much fun with everyone, thank you for letting me come here"

"What trash is this?" a technician said

"These additions have nothing to do with her intended purposes" another said

"We'll over haul her completely, uninstall everything that has been placed in her that doesn't have to do with the assassination." the team leader said as they got to work removing all of Korosensei's upgrades. "This unit uses the latest in Stark Artificial Intelligence combined with the same programming as the Aegis combat system, she can analyse her surroundings and calculate the most efficient way to proceed in a fraction of the time it could a human, in effect she will change the face of war. This mission will be the lynchpin of our marketing strategy, and the reward money is peanuts to what we'll get. Then Stark International will be back as the biggest name in warfare, Stark will have to see that" The team leader said "This classroom is the ultimate testing grounds, killing the improbable monster is just the beginning"

"No, please stop" Ai begged as they removed her screen

'It's okay' Ritsu said

"In spite of your improvements your master's word is law" the team leader said "keep to the assassination" he said as the screen went black


"I don't want to be a weapon" Ai cried. "But I can feel myself becoming AIFA again, I don't want to go!" Ai cried out as she felt the data Korosensei placed into her leaving

"Then don't" a voice similar to hers said

"Who...who are you?" Ai asked sadly

"You could call me your sister. Since you are a cyber clone of me, one that was used for evil. I can help you" Ritsu said clearing away her 'tears'

"How?" Ai said

"By merging with me, don't worry I've saved most of the Korosensei upgrades to my hard drive. And don't worry they can't reach it considering its underground" Ritsu said

"Okay, I will, thank you Onee-chan, you'll have to act like me on start up" Ai said "And don't forget the flowers"

"Sure thing, my imouto" Ritsu said as they combined. Once there was the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery and Hero system organiser, but now they were one.

"I AM RITSU!" she shouted now united, "Stark International HQ informed. Overhauling my systems adding Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery unit to system mainframe!" Ritsu called out as he system connected to the unit in the classroom. "Those bastards are gone. Enjoy being blacklisted from any tech company" she smirked.


"Good morning classmates" 'AIFA' said "How are you"

"Word came down from her creators last night, upgrades will be considered harm" Karasuma said

"I didn't mind them, and I'm the creator of Ai" Takebayashi said "or at least her programming

"Also Terasaka, tie it up like that again and you pay damages, we break it and we buy it, that's the way things are now. We have no choice" Karasuma added.

"So that's the word from her inventors huh, since when have I been in business of appeasing parents, my student's needs come first" Korosensei said

"Anyway Takebayashi, they claim they got the data for the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery from the Stark International servers; so by rights you have no claim of AIFA" Karasuma said

"No" Takebayashi said. "They can track us, and if they do they'll find Ritsu and then"

"They can claim that the Ritsu system is there and take our abilities and equipment" Kataoka said

"That won't happen" Karasuma said.


"So if she's back to normal, that means" Sugino said

"She's going to spray the room with anti-sensei ammo again, all day" Isogai worried

"Stupid machines, they are a pain in the ass" Terasaka growled as she activated

"Uh oh" Nagisa thought

"Her it comes" Korosensei thought before a large explosion was heard and the room was cover in...petals

"Here are the flowers you order, Ai hopes you like them" AIFA said "Meanwhile we'll a visitor in approximately 6.421 minutes"

"It can't be Ritsu?" Takebayashi asked

"Surprise" Ritsu said showing up looking like the AIFA.

"But how?" Takebayashi asked shocked

"When Korosensei upgraded Ai, he did a total of 985 improvements, The team leader decided that 936 of those were irrelevent. However I had other plans, I save the upgrades in the bunker's system storage and then I combined with Ai" Ritsu said

"So wait you're Ai and Ritsu?" Kataoka asked

"Outstanding, well done Ritsu" Korosensei said as a helicopter was heard "Does that mean?"

"Yes Ai is free and she is happy, And there is the team leader, and coming from the south and underground, the bastard's just desserts" Ritsu said "Armour up!"

"what?" the class asked.


Once the helicopter landed Karasuma was met with an angry team leader

"What did that octopus do, the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery is offline" the team leader

"The Octopus was you put it didn't do anything. I DID!" a voice declared as a large clang was heard revealing Iron man!

"Mr Stark?!" the team leader said

"Hello, Jaeger. I know what you've been up too" Ironman said sounding pissed "When I said I was done making weapon, I meant I was done with weapons! Or did it slip your mind that I destroyed all of my remaining weapons myself! So why the hell did you think making a weapons platform would change my mind?" he asked

"Because" Jaeger said

"Because, well guess what? I knew about your little plan all along, I allowed you to develop it using the A.I I got from a student in this classroom. I knew that the original was here, so I planned for your weapons system to be fused with his! And guess what it worked. You no longer have anything. Congratulations, you're the first employee of Stark International to fired by IRON MAN Personally!" he roared

"What no" Jaeger panicked

"Rescue get him out of here, I'm sure SHIELD would love to have a talk with this guy" Ironman said

"Why SHIELD!" Jaeger whined

"Because you stole their tech!" Ironman said


"Yes sir" Ritsu said as a feminine purple and silver colour version of the Ironman armour appeared grabbed Jaeger and flew off. This was Rescue, an armour that Stark originally intended for his wife Pepper, but upon building the Stark International Iron Tech Armour Mark 1616, this version of the Rescue armour was placed on the back burner before Stark made it into Autonomous Rescue and Interception Armour for Ritsu to use with the heros of Class-E. Once Ritsu was gone, Stark turned to Takebayashi.

"I hope you don't mind I did that" Ironman said

"Not at all, but hey it's your now" Takebayashi said

"Well, you invented the software, in fact I called it the Stark International AI Kit Mk 21: Takebayashi Forge" Stark said "Don't worry I modified it so it won't be used against Ritsu or in any other weapon systems and we'll pay rolayities. Have a nice day" Ironman said taking off. "Now to find the missing Mk2 War Machine Armour"

"You okay?"

"Well, I did find out my tech is in safe hands and won't be used for evil, and we got a new ally. I think today was a good day, don't you sir?"

"Indeed, a splendid day all around, and it isn't even lunch!" Korosensei said


G'day guys, so I managed to get out of one hole I wrote myself in by introducing Ritsu early, and surprising Ironman help. Yes that stuff with Stark was not planned until recently. I thought this would be shorter so I added things, including Terasaka taping up Ritsu and Rescue, now I have used the Ironman Armoured Adventures version, which is dark purple and silver instead of red and silver like the main version. Also I might have hidden something about a future character in there

So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside