I felt for not really being able to update this week, so I added a slight change in events. Am I insane? Probably. Do I care if I get Flames? Nope! I had fun with this. That's all that matters!
Enjoy! And check out the song at the bottom. It's awesome!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything... except some of the words posted below... uh the plot. Yep. That's all I own. Not the characters, not the song, not the disclaimer.
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Late that night, the girls' team banded together to think up some extra pranks to pull.
LanFan brought up the idea of putting a special lure on the giant mousetraps. She also thought of disguising the mousetraps so that the guys wouldn't recognize them.
"So, what else?"
"Anything to cause pain!" Olivia/Olivier said, mostly meaning pain towards her baby brother, Alex.
"Let's rig their alarm clocks to shock them." Sciezska said. Though, she was, just maybe, a bit too excited about that idea.
"Hmm. Short, sweet, and simple. Which means that it will be overlooked pretty easily. Good idea, Sciezska." Riza said. "Anything else to plan?"
"Well, they're suckers for food, so we should probably give them some plastic for their diets."
"Let's not forget the game of dartz!"
"Better bring plastic wrap as well. Wouldn't want them to have an easy escape, you know!"
"Well, I say we completely freeze their clothes solid." Olivia/Olivier mentioned. Go figure the ice queen would bring up freezing clothes. Oh well, it works.
"Don't forget the explosives!" LanFan put in. "Non-deadly, of course."
"Also," Riza put in, "Insect stink bombs. We could also pretend they killed Black Hayate."
"Then, lastly, we change their hair colors to be as girly as possible!"
With a burst of laughter, they left for the night. Some went to rig the clocks. Some to set up the lured mousetraps. Some to get the plastic food and other equipment from the Evil Plot Store of Evilness. And some to get ready for the dartz game and to freeze the guys' shirts solid.
On the guys' side, which the doc decided to join for some reason, they were plotting as well.
Winry led the session. "So, what ideas do we have today?"
"What about the anvil?" Ed whined.
"Yes Ed, we're still going to find out a way to use it. Don't worry."
"How about invisibility spray?"
"Good... wait... there's no such thing! Not even the Evil Plot Store of Evilness has any!"
"Aww... too bad! I really wanted to use some!" The doc whined.
"Deal with it!"
"Fine, but could we at least get some terrifying costumes?"
"Sure."
And the conversation went on like this for some time. Then, they all left for the Evil Plot Store of Evilness to gather their weapons. (1)
At the Evil Plot Store of Evilness... when all of both groups showed up near the same time...
The leaders, Winry and Riza noticed each other. They moved close and their groups moved with them. Everyone glared. Then, someone shouted, "RUN FOR IT!"
Everyone bolted for the doors. And, because they were trying to bolt for the doors of an 'evil' store, they ran face first into the locked doors. Well, sadly for Riza, Winry, Ed, and LanFan, the magnetic anvil was then dropped onto them. Due to Ed's automail and LanFan's constant metal weapon supply, and possibly a bit from Winry's wrench and Riza's guns, the anvil stuck tightly to all of them.
"Get... This... Off... Me!" Riza shouted.
"Like we're having much more fun?" Ed retorted.
"Who dropped the magnetic anvil?" Winry asked poisonously.
"Uh, sorry, Winry." Havoc mumbled.
The mass of four struggled to get up. Some strange music started playing from the Evil Plot Store of Evilness.(2)
"Oh no, oh no, oh no... Oh no you didn't!" All four sang at once to Havoc.
"There's no second chances! You will do the dance of sor-ROW!"
"AAAAHHHH!" Well, Havoc fled. His pants were full of wetness.
"Better watch your back boy keep runnin'!" They sang in four part harmony.
They finished with a group harmony of "oh no, oh no, oh noooo! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
Ha! This was fun to write! Flame away! I had fun! That's all that matters! But a review that's not a flame would be like an extra chocolate chip cookie to me! I loves me my chocolate!
1) OH NO!
2) That would be 'Oh no you didn't' written by the Merenaries 2 and sung by the Wojahn Brothers. LISTEN TO IT. You know you want to!
