A/N I'm sooooo sorry I got so busy and I didn't post the next chapter, but I have chapter six almost done so that should be posted on time!Oh and thanks for reviewing I love it when people retype their favorite quotes it makes me laugh. :) this should be the second to last chapter in book 2!!!

DISCLAIMER~ I don't own Maximum Ride I also don't own: the FBI, Walt Disney, Orlando Bloom, Disney World, or Twilight

Chapter Five~ Contains MR chapters: 88 to 105

In The Air!

Angel: We have to go back to the psycho FBI agents house!

Max: Why?

Angel: Totals there Max we can't leave him all alone! You know Anne only feeds him dog food and he hates that stuff! He'll starve!

Fang: Listen Angel maybe we could just buy you a nice kitten later...

Gazzy: That doesn't talk...

Nudge: Or complain that his steak is too rare and still needs more cook time...

Angel: NOOO I want Total!

Max: Ugh! Fine we'll go get the mutt!

In The Air Above Anne's House!

Max: Fang go get Total with Angel!

(4 seconds later)

Total: I thought you'd forgotten about me! Or you we're just going to leave me behind...

Nudge: The second one!

Gazzy: *points to Ari and whines* Look he has a popsicle, why does he get a popsicle?

On The Ground!

Anne: *handing out popsicles* You've all done such a good job tracking down the flock! Here's your reward!

Ari: YES! My dad never lets me have sugary stuff! He says it's bad for me!

Jeb: ARGH! You gave them sugar! Don't you know what sugar does to them?

Anne: -_-.....no......

Jeb: They get all hyper and then they blow up!

Eraser: Heyyy boss isn't that the flock *points to flock*

Jeb: Yes, yes it is..

Eraser: Oh the- *blows up*

Jeb: SEE LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! SUGAR IS AN ERASER'S NUMBER ONE WEAKNESS!

Anne: Well it didn't say that in the manual!

In The Air!

Iggy: Guess who's back, back again?

Nudge: Walt Disney?

Iggy: No.

Nudge: Orlando Bloom?

Iggy: NO! It's me!

Fang: Well that's not really exciting....

Iggy: 0_o Why?

Fang: Because I'm sure that was my prediction at the end of chapter four........

Max: Well I'm going to zoom down and check on my dysfunctional family, Fang you're in charge!

On The Ground!

Anne: *crying* I'm sorry I screwed up your erasers Jeb, but it wasn't in the Erasers 101 Manual!

Jeb: *freaking out* don't cry! Emotional moments scare me!

Max: Hey! Look everyone's here are we having a tea party!

Jeb: YOU SCREWED UP MAX TOO. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH IS JUST DESTROYED!

MAX WAS MY MULTIMILLION DOLLAR NINJA IN TRAINING! AND NOW YOU'VE MESSED HER UP!

Max: What?

Jeb: Ninjas don't have tea parties or go to school or dance around acting like monkeys!

Max: I'm leaving this is weird... *flies off and yells to flock* HEY GUYS SPLIT UP MEET UP AT THE BAT CAVE!

With Fang!

Fang: *trying to fight a million erasers at once and not mess up his hair*

Max: Look out it's Ari!

Fang: *turns to Ari* I HATE YOU YOU'RE FAT! GO AWAY!

Ari: *crying* WHATEVER I HATE YOU TOO! *flies away!

With The Flock At The Bat Cave!

Angel: I want to go to Florida!

Max: What! Why?

Angel BECAUSE THAT MOUSE LIVES THERE!

Nudge: Yess I want to go visit the mouse!

Total: You hate mice!

Nudge: Not talking ones!

Max: Whatever we'll go to Florida...

Fang: I'm not going...

Iggy: Why?

Fang: The sun is to bright there...

Gazzy: So?

Fang: It'll bleach my hair and I don't like the light... I'm half vampire just like the amazing Edward Cullen that's why I'm so hot...

In The Sky On The Way To The Sunshine State!

Iggy: Holy Crap this dog is heavy... *drops Total*

Angel: Total!

Flock: *looks down through the clouds at falling Total*

Fang: You think we should go get him?

Max: Ugh I'll do it... *dives through clouds and saves falling dog and then throws him at Fang* here you carry him.

Total: Did you see that Fang! I almost died!

Fang: Yeah whatever, just shut up and don't lick me.....

In The Air Near A Beach!

Younger Flock members: can we go to the beach *bambi eyes*

Max: AHH Must resist... Yes we can go to the beach.

Voice: No Max you can't go to the beach you're on a mission a-

Max: NO I'M A REBEL! AND I'M GOING TO THE BEACH! *zooms to beach*

At The Beach!

Voice: *recites some fortune cookie crap*

Max: That's it I'm going emo! *grabs shell and starts to cut through arm...

Fang: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! *smacks Max and starts to bandage her arm*

Max: I wanted to be emo....

Fang: NO you can't be emo so you're just going to have to get over it.

Flock: *has terrified looks on*

Max: *bursts out into tears*

Fang: *hugs Max* Uhh why don't the rest of you go swimming while I convince Max we should all move to a tropical island?

Angel: Well before I go swimming I have to tell you that we, the flock, we're created to survive like mega disasters. So you know when the world ends from a big company like setting off a nuclear explosion we'll be all right! Isn't that awesome!

Max: 0_o Yeah that's great sweetie....

Angel: Okee Dookie I'm going swimming.

(Flock minus Max and Fang leaves)

Ten Minutes Later!

Angel: I can talk to fish!

Fang: No way, this isn't going to be annoying or bad at all...

(Angel then calls up a bunch of sharks to eat Gazzy with her new found powers!)

Gazzy: MY SISTER'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

Angel: MWHAHAHA!

(or at least that's how I saw it.)

NEXT TIME! THE FLOCK GOES TO DISNEY MEET SWAMP CHILDREN AND MAX IS KIDNAPPED BY HER EVIL CLONE!

~Gabby