A/N I'm sooooo sorry I got so busy and I didn't post the next chapter, but I have chapter six almost done so that should be posted on time!Oh and thanks for reviewing I love it when people retype their favorite quotes it makes me laugh. :) this should be the second to last chapter in book 2!!!
DISCLAIMER~ I don't own Maximum Ride I also don't own: the FBI, Walt Disney, Orlando Bloom, Disney World, or Twilight
Chapter Five~ Contains MR chapters: 88 to 105
In The Air!
Angel: We have to go back to the psycho FBI agents house!
Max: Why?
Angel: Totals there Max we can't leave him all alone! You know Anne only feeds him dog food and he hates that stuff! He'll starve!
Fang: Listen Angel maybe we could just buy you a nice kitten later...
Gazzy: That doesn't talk...
Nudge: Or complain that his steak is too rare and still needs more cook time...
Angel: NOOO I want Total!
Max: Ugh! Fine we'll go get the mutt!
In The Air Above Anne's House!
Max: Fang go get Total with Angel!
(4 seconds later)
Total: I thought you'd forgotten about me! Or you we're just going to leave me behind...
Nudge: The second one!
Gazzy: *points to Ari and whines* Look he has a popsicle, why does he get a popsicle?
On The Ground!
Anne: *handing out popsicles* You've all done such a good job tracking down the flock! Here's your reward!
Ari: YES! My dad never lets me have sugary stuff! He says it's bad for me!
Jeb: ARGH! You gave them sugar! Don't you know what sugar does to them?
Anne: -_-.....no......
Jeb: They get all hyper and then they blow up!
Eraser: Heyyy boss isn't that the flock *points to flock*
Jeb: Yes, yes it is..
Eraser: Oh the- *blows up*
Jeb: SEE LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! SUGAR IS AN ERASER'S NUMBER ONE WEAKNESS!
Anne: Well it didn't say that in the manual!
In The Air!
Iggy: Guess who's back, back again?
Nudge: Walt Disney?
Iggy: No.
Nudge: Orlando Bloom?
Iggy: NO! It's me!
Fang: Well that's not really exciting....
Iggy: 0_o Why?
Fang: Because I'm sure that was my prediction at the end of chapter four........
Max: Well I'm going to zoom down and check on my dysfunctional family, Fang you're in charge!
On The Ground!
Anne: *crying* I'm sorry I screwed up your erasers Jeb, but it wasn't in the Erasers 101 Manual!
Jeb: *freaking out* don't cry! Emotional moments scare me!
Max: Hey! Look everyone's here are we having a tea party!
Jeb: YOU SCREWED UP MAX TOO. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH IS JUST DESTROYED!
MAX WAS MY MULTIMILLION DOLLAR NINJA IN TRAINING! AND NOW YOU'VE MESSED HER UP!
Max: What?
Jeb: Ninjas don't have tea parties or go to school or dance around acting like monkeys!
Max: I'm leaving this is weird... *flies off and yells to flock* HEY GUYS SPLIT UP MEET UP AT THE BAT CAVE!
With Fang!
Fang: *trying to fight a million erasers at once and not mess up his hair*
Max: Look out it's Ari!
Fang: *turns to Ari* I HATE YOU YOU'RE FAT! GO AWAY!
Ari: *crying* WHATEVER I HATE YOU TOO! *flies away!
With The Flock At The Bat Cave!
Angel: I want to go to Florida!
Max: What! Why?
Angel BECAUSE THAT MOUSE LIVES THERE!
Nudge: Yess I want to go visit the mouse!
Total: You hate mice!
Nudge: Not talking ones!
Max: Whatever we'll go to Florida...
Fang: I'm not going...
Iggy: Why?
Fang: The sun is to bright there...
Gazzy: So?
Fang: It'll bleach my hair and I don't like the light... I'm half vampire just like the amazing Edward Cullen that's why I'm so hot...
In The Sky On The Way To The Sunshine State!
Iggy: Holy Crap this dog is heavy... *drops Total*
Angel: Total!
Flock: *looks down through the clouds at falling Total*
Fang: You think we should go get him?
Max: Ugh I'll do it... *dives through clouds and saves falling dog and then throws him at Fang* here you carry him.
Total: Did you see that Fang! I almost died!
Fang: Yeah whatever, just shut up and don't lick me.....
In The Air Near A Beach!
Younger Flock members: can we go to the beach *bambi eyes*
Max: AHH Must resist... Yes we can go to the beach.
Voice: No Max you can't go to the beach you're on a mission a-
Max: NO I'M A REBEL! AND I'M GOING TO THE BEACH! *zooms to beach*
At The Beach!
Voice: *recites some fortune cookie crap*
Max: That's it I'm going emo! *grabs shell and starts to cut through arm...
Fang: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! *smacks Max and starts to bandage her arm*
Max: I wanted to be emo....
Fang: NO you can't be emo so you're just going to have to get over it.
Flock: *has terrified looks on*
Max: *bursts out into tears*
Fang: *hugs Max* Uhh why don't the rest of you go swimming while I convince Max we should all move to a tropical island?
Angel: Well before I go swimming I have to tell you that we, the flock, we're created to survive like mega disasters. So you know when the world ends from a big company like setting off a nuclear explosion we'll be all right! Isn't that awesome!
Max: 0_o Yeah that's great sweetie....
Angel: Okee Dookie I'm going swimming.
(Flock minus Max and Fang leaves)
Ten Minutes Later!
Angel: I can talk to fish!
Fang: No way, this isn't going to be annoying or bad at all...
(Angel then calls up a bunch of sharks to eat Gazzy with her new found powers!)
Gazzy: MY SISTER'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
Angel: MWHAHAHA!
(or at least that's how I saw it.)
NEXT TIME! THE FLOCK GOES TO DISNEY MEET SWAMP CHILDREN AND MAX IS KIDNAPPED BY HER EVIL CLONE!
~Gabby
