Author's note:

Hey everyone who care. I'll be going to spend the holidays (20th of December to the 5th of January) in peace, so I won't most likely be updating this story during that period. I might update it, I might make a short one-shot for the holidays, I might just sleep like I normally do on holidays. Nevertheless here's something relevant to the plot in the form of a filler. Also a slight warning, remember what I said in my description and reason for rating this T? Well one of the reasons is going to be revealed now: Strong language.

And of course, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a happy new Year!


I woke up feeling refreshed, and I feel horrible about it. I just slept peacefully as Koizumi along with his "agency" is stuck in a closed space…

I got up, did my morning routine and went to school, and the day went on rather peacefully. There is no sign of Koizumi at all. On the break between the first and the second period I went to the clubroom, where I found Nagato all alone reading a book like usual.

"Hey."

I said, as she peered up from her book and gave a nod before she continued reading her book. I sat down onto the chair and stayed quiet for a couple of minutes before I spoke.

"So, what's the situation with Koizumi and the closed space?"

Nagato peered at me as she replied in her monotone voice.

"The condition of Itsuki Koizumi is unknown to the Data Integration Thought Entity, but the Closed Space has slowed down to approximately 10 square meters per hour."

First off, I want to know what causes these sudden jumps of increase and decrease in speed. Secondly;

"Could you possible make that a bit more understandable? How long 'till it takes over?"

"Eight hours and thirty-two minutes and fifty-two seconds."

Oh boy. This is going to end badly.

"So we should do something?"

"Yes."

Nagato responded with her monotone voice, as she turned to face her book, I sigh as I hear the bell ring. I head back to class where I stayed until the end of day, Haruhi went to the clubroom before me, for I stayed behind to talk with Taniquchi and Kunikida.

"Kyon, you should have seen what Taniquchi did today."

Kunikida said while holding his laughter. I peered at Taniquchi who was blushing and irritated from the looks of it.

"What happened?"

I asked, as Kunikida responded.

"He went and asked a senior out for a date, and the girl was in a relationship already."

"With the newest freak in the club of freaks…"

Taniquchi grumbled, as I peered at him.

"You mean Ryo?"

Taniquchi just grunted, as Kunikida responded.

"He even went as far to call the girl the light of his dark day."

Turns out our dear Ryo can be rather jealous at times. Hehe, the idea of Ryo getting flustered when someone steals his girl makes me giggle like a child…

"Though luck man."

I respond as I head to the Brigade room. And as I enter Haruhi exclaims

"I'm bored!"

I gave a sigh as I went to my spot and responded.

"Entertain yourself will you?"

Haruhi made a "Hmph" at my response, and she went silent for a moment before she turned to face us.

"How does your typical day go?"

She asked in a very tired tone, which caused almost everyone, aside from Ryo to perk an eyebrow in shock. Haruhi Suzumiya wishes to hear about other people, that is a small miracle right there. She turned to face me first, and her expression told me that she had no real interest. Figures…

"Well I uh… Get up and get ready to go to school, I go to classes, I come to the Brigade clubroom and hang in here before I go home and do this and that before I go to bed…"

I said, as Haruhi responded.

"Boooriiiing."

I would just wish to tell about the time I was stabbed…. Two times even. Or about the time I went back in time and met Haruhi three years prior our first meeting, or the time we found a gigantic cockroach in a closed space or the whole damn thing behind this…

"Mikuru?"

"Eh? Uh… I don't have much anything that I do after school…"

Haruhi asked, as Miss. Asahina responded with her beautiful voice. She then turned to face Nagato, and she just stared at her for a moment before turning her head down with a sigh. Granted who would think that Nagato would have much to do after school… I'm not even sure what she does when she's alone...

"Ryo?"

Haruhi asked, as we all turned our heads to the guy, who was asleep. Haruhi took a book and walked behind the sleeping Ryo, and slammed the book to his head. This woke him up instantly, as he most likely cursed in his native tongue… A lot.

"You've not gotten any command to sleep during the Brigade's meeting! I should punish you!"

Haruhi strongly exclaimed, as Ryo focused onto rubbing the back of his head while grumbling in his native tongue… If only I would know what he says.

"Do you have something to say?"

Haruhi stated in a strong tone, as Ryo then spoke in Japanese.

"Oh me? Nothing, just wondering that why in bloody fucking hell would you wake me up like that and for nothing at all."

"Oh stop crying will you, I asked you a question."

Haruhi said without even flinching. Ryo gave a look at me, a look that begged for some explanation, I sighed.

"Haruhi actually thinks of other people at the moment, what are you doing on your usual day?"

I said, as Ryo just rubbed the back of his head as he turned around to face us all, Haruhi went back to sit behind her desk.

"What I do on my usual day? You woke me, violently, because you wanted to know that?"

"Got a problem with it?"

Haruhi grunted, as Ryo took a deep breath.

"Well… My day usually goes like this..."


Early in the morning I naturally wake up to take my dogs out and feed them.

"Arf, arf, woof, woof."

Rasmus and Drace both sing at four in the morning, as usual. They've taken over my bed and shoved me to the far edge of it.

"Kiilll meee….."

I grunt, as I grab my trench coat and make sure it's not open. I'm going to sleep in barely ten minutes, no way in hell am I going to dress up just to take these two bloody sleep haters outside.

After they're done I quickly get inside and fill their bowls, and change the water. A well fed dog is a dog that won't bite you. When that is done I run back to my room and leap onto my bed and embrace the heavens once again.

If I won't use work and games to pass my time, I'll go back to sleep, and I usually wake around seven to greet a new day, and with that I prepare for school.

"Beep, beep."

Goes the alarm, I turn it off and sleep some more. In twenty minutes I come back to my senses as I look at the clock.

"Hmhh… Would you look at that; half past ten in the morning…"

I prepare myself a healthy breakfast after which I walk to school.

I made myself some eggs and bacon, and I ate in peace while peering at the bowls of Drace and Rasmus, making sure that they had not devoured their food. Then I began walking to the school, they've not contacted me now so they're not requiring my presence, thus I don't need to hurry.

Once I am in school, I firstly head to class and greet my friends.

I went to a café to buy myself something to drink, I get thirsty easily, and coffee is always good. Then I went up the hill to school and once I got into the yard I heard the familiar voice of Keigo.

"It is a miracle! The fucker woke up today!"

I turn around and am almost instantaneously greeted with a minor lecture from Ayame.

"You've got to start taking this more seriously 'less you want to be kicked out again."

She exclaimed as I took a sip from my coffee. Keigo couldn't hold his laughter, god he's almost like that Tsuruya girl… But he's less violent, god I can't even imagine the horror if both of them would be alike. I'm getting chills just from being ten meters from Tsuruya...

"Calm down, I left because I wanted to. I came back because yo-Of you."

Nice save me, that should score me some points. Ayame blushed a bit, as she smiled and came closer.

"Come here you."

She said, as I prepared for a kiss, but then my cro-... Ahem, what I ment to say was; My lower end felt a rather strong push force. And may I say I doubt that I will have children of my own anymore.

I collapsed to the floor, as I could hear Ayame giggle.

"You're an idiot Jyri, and that is why I love you."

"Last time I checked love did not mean physical abuse…"

I managed to mutter as I gasped for air. It hurt like fuck if I may say so. Keigo did not laugh this time, as he just stared at me with fear in his eyes, and he should fear. Even if it's my girlfriend we're talking about I must say, she's gotten used to quite literally kicking us all around…

After a small moment of regaining my stance, we three went to class, and on the stairs I required some help walking. Yes that is how much it hurt.

Once in class I head to my spot and prepare to sleep… What? I'm not your A+ student!

In class I staggered to the twins, those two are smart as heck. Well the girl with the reddish hair is the even smarter, and always willing to help… She also has rather larg- No, no wipe that thought, the last time I got punched in the face by Tsuruya for staring at them, and Ayame did not talk me for the rest of the day…

"Eiji, Eiri. Do I have anything I need to have done, also I need a rubber, a pencil and paper."

I could hear Ayame sigh behind me, but that is not important right now.

"Here you go."

Eiri said with a rather wide smile as he passed me the required things to study. I went to my spot and then the teacher came as he greeted us and I collapsed to my own arms, and began sleeping.

Well I didn't really sleep, I just rested my eyes. Listened on what others talked about would be more accurate, and then we had a small break.

During the breaks I stay in the class and socialize, even if I'm in this club I want to spend time with other people as well.

Staying in the class and talking to others is a great excuse for not going into the club. I hate keeping up an act for them, especially when that one Smiling Jim is around… And that Haruhi girl is just frightening in a sense… Speaking of the devil, it feels like I've forgotten something important regarding her…

"Jyri!"

"Huh what?"

I snap as I raise my head and look at Ayame.

"I asked you about our date, where are we going?"

She asked, as I was struck with fear, I've literally forgotten the big date I've been planning all freaking month. Oh god how will I save my ass, she's going to brutally kill me and then ignore me for the rest of her life.

I noticed Tsuruya along with Eiji and Eiri who were pointing at the chalkboard which read: " The Cosplay café!"

Great help you guys. Really appreciate your caring, god this is like in one of those comedy mo… Wait that's it!

"I was thinking of a romantic walk in the park, after which a movie and a dinner would be appropriate."

I could see her smile, a sign of victory! And I almost blew it by sighing out of relief. She smiled at me as she spoke.

"Sounds wonderful"

She came forward to kiss me on the mouth, and if I may so, I believe I've scored myself some points from her wrath.

After our moment, I peered around the class. Arashi is in the corner playing with his Nintendo DS, Keigo is flirting with the girls, the twins are with Tsuruya and probably are planning to ruin my evening….

"Where's Daichi?"

I asked, as everyone just now seemed to notice that he's absent. Keigo then spoke.

"Oh yeah he said that he's got something to do, he'll be coming to the final classes though."

That fucking…I bet he ain't coming to school at all. Another teacher came as the lecture started again, I of course slept through. Then I was woken by a fist that slammed me off my desk to the ground, luckily I sat pretty much in the middle of the class so I did not hit the wall, although the floor did hurt.

"Can't you just stop living in Japan completely, last time you said that you'd be gone for good."

I heard the voice of Choukichi, this big fat ass who's been acting tough and was one of the many reasons I decided to leave this hell hole. Bloody hell I had already forgotten that he existed.

"Yeah I thought so too but people wanted me around you know? Oh wait you don't, you were never wanted in the first place."

I said with a grin as I stood up and placed myself so that there's a desk in between us, call me immature but I enjoy hurting the feelings of this fat, obnoxious fucker. He's very sensitive about these things, as I could already see his arm clenching into a fist.

"Alright boys cut it out."

Tsuruya said interrupting the scenario, and I lifted my palms to my chest height.

"Sure I surrender, I ain't so eager to once again black out with my last memory being long green hair."

The fucker went back to his place with a couple of his friends. I have a feeling that I can expect getting ambushed at some point… Then I felt a slap on my cheek as I was blow back, but then faced the one whom I had received the slap from; Ayame, and she had a look of anger and concern on her face as she spoke.

"Don't you go get killed today, you've promised to take me out. Remember that!"

I placed my arms to her shoulders as I looked her into the eyes and spoke.

"Don't worry I'm not –that- idiotic."

She didn't blush nor smile but she did give me a nod. The teacher then came into the classroom and we all got to our spots, and this time I decided to listen a bit, mostly because I really can't get booted out, especially now when I've just returned.

Then the lunch break started, as I, Ayame, Keigo and the Twins went to eat in a fast food restaurant below the hill, usually we'd take Daichi's car the fucker isn't here so we can't do that.

Once we found a table and had made ourselves comfortable, Keigo started talking.

"So how's the first real day been in school?"

"Good, too bad that I need to start repeating this from now on."

I chuckled, as Eiji then spoke.

"What about that club? I heard some junior call it a group full of freaks."

"Honestly, calling it a group full of freaks is a bit over the top, like the girl in charge; Haruhi. She is just hyperactive, and then there's that one fella who keeps on smiling and making sure everything goes just how Haruhi wants it to go. Then there's that other guy, Kyon who's apparently the slave of Haruhi. Then there's the silent girl who just reads… And of course then there's that girl from our class with the excellent bre-"

"The what now?"

Ayame interrupted me as I instantly went to fix my upcoming statement.

"Bre…wing skills. Yeah excellent brewing skills, she makes good tea even if I usually prefer not drinking tea."

My lie did not go through, but luckily for me Ayame just gave a sigh as she continued eating. Keigo chuckled.

"I can agree with the last part."

"ANYWAY! I am not planning to stay in that club, it is fun to a point I need to admit that, but it's not for me."

I swear for a moment it looked like Ayame gave a faint smile when she heard me say that… Keigo perked an eyebrow at me as he spoke.

"You're going to escalate back into the argument about this school not being for you?"

"You've got to finish the courses somehow!"

Ayame continued, as I sighed.

"Calm down, I am not leaving. I've got my plans, and finishing the courses is the first step, one way or another I will finish them."

I told them, as they relaxed slightly but I could still sense the tension. I hate when I cause these moments.

"Alright I'll pay for the food since I made everyone so darn depressed."

I said, as Keigo turned to face me, his mouth tuffed with hamburger.

"No whohhies, whe hehe hoihn ho hahe you hay ahyway"

For those who didn't get that; "No worries, we were going to make you pay anyway."

I chuckle as we finish and others head outside.

"We'll wait for you here."

I paid the bill, and thanks to some hassle with the cash register it took a good five minutes to get the register to open, and then another five minutes because I was a dumbass and paid in euros instead of yen, I do posses both but I'm still more comfortable with euros because let's be frank. Smaller numbers, while make you seem poor, are excellent for someone who's math is worse than worst.

Once I got outside I noticed that everyone had left already.

"Great."

I said to myself, as I went up the hill almost running, some exercise that is... Almost killed I got inside I headed towards our class, but on the hallways I saw Ayame with some grey haired dude.

"What'd you say, want to bring light to my dark day?"

I could hear the grey haired guy say, and then I began to imagine these outright disturbing thoughts regarding what I'd wish to do. Instead I went up to the two and spoke.

"Hi honey, miss me?"

Ayame gave a smirk and I knew that she was with me in this one, and I almost burst to laughter from the face of that grey haired dude as he lost his shit so to speak.

"Oh. You're.."

"Yes, he is my boyfriend. Now if you don't mind, I think you have a pitiful, lonely life to live through."

Ayame said as she gave tugged me along. Now I know that I would say something far worse but I need to say, that was just cruel. Though was worth to see the face.

We went to the class, and on the way we discussed through the ideas as to where we would eat and what movie we would watch, I think Ayame might know that I forgot the date. But either way as long as she won't hate me it's good, I need to make it up to her though... Maybe get her some sweets... I sat down onto my desk as I began scribbling down some ideas, and I saw that the fat-ass was still glaring at me... Nah, need to focus on Ayame.

The next classes were nothing special, English I attended with a clear brain, I love speaking it with a Finnish accent, especially when I roll my R;s.

Once the day ends, I come to attend this club of yours, and here I am.


"So yeah that's pretty much how my usual day goes, although today's my first day…"

Ryo said as Haruhi had ignored him completely and went back to his computer, we others had ignored him as well as we had continued on what we were doing.

"…Bastards, all of you…"

Ryo muttered before he began to play on his laptop.