Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Revenge of the Island...the contestants explored the depths of a sppoky cave in order to find a treasure, gems to be exact. Giovanni got Mai to talk by breaking her board, which made her really mad. Speaking of Mai, she allowed Rilee and Lilly to join her alliance, angering Giovanni, who promptly left. Carson stood up to Lilly and Sadao and Emilia's constant fighting finally got one of them the boot. I.e...Sadao.

What drama will unfurl this time? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...Revenge of the Island!

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*Intro plays*

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"Mission...accomplished", said Rilee, folding her arms.

"I can't believe that that snake actually liked her..." said Lilly. "It's so immature to fight with people if you like them..."

"Um...kids do that all of the time..." said Rilee.

"But they're grown..."

"Lilly...people do whatever they want however they want. Everyone is different..." said Rilee.

Lilly rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say..."

Rilee knew she wasn't really listening and sighed, giving up on talking to her. "Where's Mai?"

"How should I know?" asked Lilly, folding her arms. "Am I her keeper?"

"Do you always have to be a bitch?" asked Rilee.

Lilly growled. "I am NOT a bitch...I have low tolerance for people's idiocy."

"Same as being a bitch", Rilee muttered.

The sound of flapping wings stopped Lilly from speaking again. Mai flew down with a new board and a marker.

"Oh...so you went to get a board anyway?" asked Rilee. "How'd you ask?"

Mai started writing on her board, making Lilly roll her eyes.

'I motioned for Carson to follow me to the beach and when he followed, I asked him in the sand...'

"You know you can talk to us right?" asked Lilly, getting annoyed.

'I know, but I choose not to...'

"Why?" she asked. "Are we not good enough for you to talk to?"

Rilee groaned. "Ignore her..."

'I was going to...' Mai wrote, making Lilly scowl at her. 'So...now can we focus on my issue?'

"What? Giovanni?" asked Rilee. "I said that we weren't gonna worry about him..."

"Yeah, just because you don't want your little boyfriend around anymore doesn't mean it'll be beneficial when he finally leaves..." Lilly commented.

Mai growled. 'HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! I DO NOT EVEN LIKE HIM!'

"Um...didn't you say kinda liked it when he kissed you?" asked Rilee.

Mai blushed. 'That doesn't mean anything...'

"Yeah...we're not getting rid of Giovanni just yet..." said Rilee. "Ross is next up..."

"NO!" said Lilly. "That dumb bell has been here for too long!"

"You're being the same way as Mai right now..." said Rilee. "And you said it yourself...it won't benefit anything..."

"Well, the difference is that I don't like that cheerful dumbass and it'll be beneficial to me and the team because he's useless..."

'Yes...the only Psychic-type on our team is useless...' Mai wrote, while rolling her eyes.

Lilly growled.

"Ross is our priority..." said Rilee. "Or Kyle...it doesn't really matter 'cause they're both useless..."

"And like we really need four Flying-types on this team..." Lilly added sarcastically.

"Exactly..." said Rilee. "Now, if he shows that he's more useful than Kyle, than we get rid of the latter instead."

'Okay, fine...'

"Whatever..."

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Mai: 'I do NOT like Giovanni...get that straight...'

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Lilly: Ugh...idiots everywhere...

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Sky flew back to Archie, who was napping on his tree branch. Smirking, she got close to him.

"Archie!" she shouted, making his eyes snap open and causing him to fall off of the branch, screaming.

"Ugh..." he groaned, holding his head after he landed.

Sky giggled as he landed next to him. Archie saw her and gave her a look before grabbing her leg, causing her to fall on he back, with Archie standing over her with a smug expression. "Nice position..."

Sky blushed as she growled and stood back up. "Okay...you got your revenge, now...I made Ross think that we're breaking up..."

"What?" asked Archie. "I thought we were gonna scrap that idea because he may get more upset!"

"Arch, Ross will understand..." said Sky. "He's nice and understandable..."

"And that can change..." said Archie. "Remember...nice people and the quiet people are the ones you don't want to get angry because their hearts either get broken...or they break necks..."

"Uh...hopefully that doesn't happen", said Sky, getting slightly nervous.

"Well, you've lured him here, so let's just do this..." said Archie, seeing Ross' form flying near them. "Alright...let's do this; and remember, make it believable."

"FUCK YOU!" Sky shouted at him, taking him by surprise.

"Um...okay", Archie whispered. "Maybe tone it down a bit?"

"Sorry..." she whispered back. "I HATE YOU!"

"ALL OF SUDDEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME?!"

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"WHAT DID I DO?!"

"YOU KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME!"

Ross, who was hiding behind a tree, was shocked upon hearing that.

"NO I DID NOT!" he shouted.

"Yes you did..." Sky stated, starting to fake cry.

"Sky...you have to trust m-"

Sky moved her arms away from him. "We're done..." she said softly as she flew away.

"Sky!" Archie shouted before growling.

Ross was both happy and upset at the same time. He was happy that Sky and Archie were 'broken up' now...but he was upset that Archie broke Sky's heart.

This led to him coming from behind the tree in anger.

"Who the hell do you think you are?!"

"Archie..." Archie answered back. "And you're Ross..."

"Don't act dumb you asshole!" Ross shouted. "You think that you can just play with Sky's emotions like that?!"

"No, she just overreacted, it wasn't-"

"Shut up!" Ross shouted. "You broke her heart...so I'm gonna break you!"

"Wait, what?"

Ross charged up a Fire Blast and blasted it straight at him.

Sky, who was heading back, saw light coming from the area Archie was in and quickly flew back.

"Ross calm down!" Archie shouted, dodging another attack.

"No, fuck you!" Ross shouted as he prepared to use Flamethrower.

Sky flew down between him and Archie, making him pause. "Sky...move..."

"No Ross..."

"He broke your heart!" Ross shouted. "You don't deserve that!"

"No he didn't Ross!" Sky shouted, shocking Ross.

"T-Then what were you-"

"We were pretending to break up so you'd be happy again..." said Archie.

"It was Archie's idea..."

"So...you're still together?"

Sky and Archie exchanged glances before nodding. Ross sighed. "Well...thanks for the gesture, but...as long as you're happy...I'm happy too."

"Wait...really?" asked Archie. "I thought you hated me..."

"I don't...hate you..." said Ross. "I guess I'm just...jealous that you got her first. I'm sorry that i tried to kill you..."

"Wait...you were trying to kill me?!"

Ross didn't respond and flew back towards the cabins.

Sky sighed as she laid in Archie's lap. "He's really nice..."

"Yeah...and remember what I said about the nice people breaking necks?"

Sky giggled. "Both of us are lucky that he didn't..."

"I guess..."

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Ross: Ugh...I hate being nice sometimes...

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"Ahh...it feels good to not lose for once..." said Nate, laying against Raiden's leg.

"I know..." said Sven. "Now we just need to keep it going."

"Which means...we keep Vlad in for a while...until the merge at least..." said Raiden.

"Oh no, we already have one guy we're keeping 'till the merge and that's all we're having..." said Aylesha.

"Okay..." said Ashton.

"And since our last challenge was won honestly...maybe this time we can cheat to win..." said Nate.

"Why?" asked Aylesha.

"Just to do it for once..." said Nate. "Everyone cheats in life..."

"Well we're not doing it..." said Aylesha.

"Hmph...killjoy..."

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Giovanni was flying around the junkyard out of boredom.

"Ugh...this sucks..." he groaned as he landed on top of a pile of junk.

"What sucks?" he heard, making him squawk and jump up.

He saw Vladimir floating next to him.

"Where did yous come from?!"

"I think that everyone here seems to forget that I'm a ghost..." said Vladimir with a slightly annoyed tone.

"Oh, well...what the hell do you want?"

"Ooh...why so angry?"

"That's none of yous' business..." he answered. "Now answer my question..."

"I saw that you were flying out here and I decided to follow..."

"...Why?"

"Curiosity", he responded simply.

"Well, curiosity...gets ya killed..." Giovanni threatened.

"Made of dead souls..." Vladimir countered.

Giovanni rolled his eye.

"Now, you answer my question..."

"I said that's none of yous' business..."

"It has to deal with Mai, right?"

"What part of 'none of yous' business', don't you get?!"

"Okay, I guess-"

"It's not my fault that she wouldn't talk to anyone!" he admitted. "All of a sudden she's acting like a stubborn bitch because I broke her board!"

"Maybe she didn't like to talk for a reason..."

"I can't see why...it's a hot voice..."

Vladimir raised a brow.

"Oi, uh...I mean...it's aight..."

"Uh huh..."

"Anyways, she brought two of the most annoying bitches on my team to the alliance, and I had to leave because I didn't want to deal with that shit!"

"So...you're upset because of a lack of an alliance?"

"I guess so..." said Giovanni.

"Well...I can help with that..."

"Oh please", Giovanni stated, rolling his eyes. "You're on the opposite team and I really don't feel like getting eliminated by the gang of bitches..."

"What if i tell you...that i can guarantee you're safety?"

"And how is that?"

"Um...GHOST here!"

"Ey, watch who yous' speakin' too..."

"...just stop that...it's not threatening, it's annoying..." said Vladimir. "Now, are you in or not?"

"No, I don't like anyone here, so I ain't teamin' up..."

"Well alright...if you want to be eliminated before the merge..." Vladimir said as he started floating away.

Giovanni hesitated before growling. "EY!"

Vladimir stopped and looked back.

"Um...I'll think about it..."

Vladimir smirked.

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Vladimir: Why am I going to him? Well, I've noticed that he had a bit of anger in him, along with the fact that he's a weak fool.

Plus, with majority of my team being one huge alliance, and the other two are pretty much awol...I need some outside help...

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"CAMPERS! MEET US DOWN BY THE BEACH!"

"Well, that's new..." said Vladimir.

"Eh, probably just to annoy us", Giovanni speculated. "Let's go."

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Everyone was at the beach.

"Why couldn't we get breakfast first?" asked Aylesha.

"Come on, we wouldn't want you getting cramps, would we?" asked Mew.

"Um...why would we get cramps anyway?" asked Nate.

"Because, this challenge deals with water!" said Mew.

Scarlett gulped in fear. Kyle nudged her and gave her a small smile. "You'll be fine..." he whispered.

Scarlett returned the smile.

"Now, you may be asking yourselves, 'what's the challenge?'" Mew speculated.

"No shit..." whispered Giovanni.

"Well, today's challenge is...capture the flag!"

"Wait...I thought you said that the challenge dealt with water", Ashton said, raising a brow.

"It does..."

"But...you just said that the challenge was capture the flag..." Raiden added, equally confused.

"It is..."

"Okay, you two are confusing the fuck out of me..." said Archie. "What are we doing?!"

Mew and Victini pointed to the water, which had two very large rafts with flags in the center, along with a bridge of logs that connected the two together.

"Uh...we're doing it in the water?!" exclaimed Vladimir.

"Of course", said Mew. "We don't want to be boring..."

"But...that's easier...", said Rilee. "All you have to do is swim and snatch the flags..."

"Yeah, but that won't be happening..." said Victini.

"Why?" asked Carson.

"There are plenty of Eelektross and Lanturn in the water that have electrified it, so unless you wanna be barbecued...you'll have to be legit..."

"How is that gonna work?!"

"We don't care", said Mew. "You can still swim and risk electrocution, or you could fight or sneak to get the flag. As long as there's no teleporting, flying, or floating."

"There will also be weapons that you can use to sink each other's rafts if you want..." said Victini.

"Aw crap..."

"Yep", said Mew. "The first team to snatch the other team's flag wins!"

"Now...let's get started..." said Victini as everyone was placed on their respective rafts.

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"Ooh, a slingshot!" said Nate, picking up a slingshot and a rock.

"Oh yes, I'm sure that will work..." Vladimir quipped.

"Well, we need to come up with an idea..." said Aylesha.

"I have an idea..." said Nate as he hopped on the first log. He felt the log begin spinning and he started losing his balance.

Seeing this, Raiden pulled him back using Vine Whip.

"Thanks", said Nate, panting.

"So...how did that go?" asked Aylesha with a smirk.

"You tell me", he said, pushing her onto the log bridge.

Aylesha gasped and jumped back onto the raft. "What the hell?!"

Nate snickered.

"Okay, I think I have it!" Scarlett spoke up.

"What?" asked Ashton.

"Maybe we can have you guys use Vine Whip, that way we can win immediately!"

"Yeah, then we can...get out of here..." said Archie, watching the raft rock and seeing the electrified water. He gulped.

"That's a great idea!" said Aylesha. "Let's do it!"

"Bend over, then..." Nate quipped, making Aylesha blush and growl.

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Aylesha: Just breathe Aylesha...just breathe...

He's just not giving up...I guess I'll have to kick it up a notch...

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"Hmm...how about if you use Vine Whip and help us win...I'll show you just how bad I can be..." she whispered seductively in his ear, making his eyes widen and making him shudder.

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Nate: Grrrrr...she is strong...but, I might as well keep playing...and see where this goes...

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Nate snapped out of it and smirked. "If you say so..." he said, smaking her butt, making her blush redder and whimpered.

Vladimir and Scarlett exchanged looks.

"Uh..." Archie started. "Before this turns into a cheap porno, can we get on with this?"

Raiden and Nate both used Vine Whip.

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"Okay, so I say that we make Kyle swim over and take their flag..." said Lilly.

"What!?" he shouted. "I'll be unconscious as soon as I touch the water!"

"And that would be bad...why?" asked Lilly.

"We need an ACTUAL plan", said Sky. "Not just one that involves you trying to barbecue someone..."

Lilly huffed and rolled her eyes.

"Well we'd better come up with something fast..." said Ross, seeing four vines heading towards them.

"Oh hell no!" Emilia exclaimed, using Crush Claw. The vines quivered before shooting back up.

"Ross! Use Flamethrower!" Sky exclaimed.

Ross sighed and used Flamethrower on the vines, making them immediately retreat.

"Okay, what do we do now?!" asked Giovanni.

"Hmm..." started Rilee, looking at Carson.

"Um...why are you looking at me like that?" he asked nervously.

Rilee pushed him towards the log bridge.

'What are you doing?' Mai wrote.

"This!" she said, pushing him on his side.

Carson screamed as the water splashed against him and electrocuted him as he laid on his side.

"Why the hell would you do that?!" asked Sky.

"Sacrifices have to be made!" Rilee said as she hopped on Carson, who was groaning, and began rolling him like a log.

"Whoa..." marveled Kyle.

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Raiden and Nate where still blowing on their vines.

"I forgot that they have Ross over there..." said Scarlett with a sheepish giggle.

"Ugh, well that plan's a bust", said Archie. "Any other ideas?"

"Ugh...this challenge is too simple", said Aylesha. "But, the problem is that the water is electrified, and we can't fly, levitate, or teleport anything..."

"This sucks..." said Sven.

"Yeah, plus...wait...what are they doing?!" Ashton exclaimed, seeing Rilee and Carson heading towards them.

"Give us that flag!" Rilee shouted.

Archie grabbed the flag and stepped to the side, making them roll straight ast them and into the water, knocking them both out from the electricity.

"Well...they've lost two players..." said Vladimir, looking over the distance.

"Okay, I wanna try something..." said Nate, picking up the slingshot.

"Um...try what exactly?" asked Raiden.

Vladimir, could you go into your rock for a second?" asked Nate.

"Um...why?"

"I'm gonna launch you."

"WHAT?" he shouted. "You want to launch me at the other team?!"

"Hey, you're a spirit in a rock, and since you can't do anything because of the restrictions, this'll make you useful..."

"Oh come on, there's got to be a better way!"

"Sorry", Nate said as he picked up Vlad's rock and put it inside of the slingshot. He launched him at the other team.

"Um...we could've just had Sven run over there fast..." said Scarlett.

"...Oh well"

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Vladimir: I hate my team...

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"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Vladimir screamed as he hit Lilly, knockin her into the water and electrocuting her, knocking her out.

"What the hell?!" Emilia exclaimed.

Giovanni began laughing maniacally. "That is the best thing I've seen today!"

Mai glared at him before using Scald to burn him.

"That's it bitch!" Giovanni screeched as he snatched her board and started hitting her with it. Mai, enraged, grabbed it back and started hitting him in retaliation.

"Well...this is going great..." said Sky sarcastically before looking at the rock that was launched at them. "I wonder where they got this..."

Vladimir emerged from his rock with a groan.

"Vladimir?!" shouted Ross.

"What is up?" he asked groggily.

"How did you get here?" Emilia growled with a glare.

"A slingshot!" he explained. "My precious team decided to use me as ammo."

"Well...you took out one of our players...so I guess it's fair that we-" Sky started before Ross kicked him off of their raft, electrocuting him.

"Ross...why did YOU do that?"

"What? He's on the other team, plus I thought we were just trying to get the other flags. The less people, the better?"

"But we could have made him lose for his team..." said Kyle

"I don't see how..."

Sky and Emilia both sighed. "Do you think he's trying to get himself eliminated now?" Emilia whispered.

"No, the plan we had went okay..." Sky responded. "He seems fine, doesn't he?"

"I'm not so sure..."

"What are you two whispering about?" asked Ross.

"Huh, oh nothing Ross..." said Sky.

"You sure?" asked Ross.

"Yeah."

"What do you think happened to Rilee and Carson?" asked Kyle.

"I'm not sure..." said Emilia.

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"So...I'm just running for the flag?" asked Sven.

"Yes", Scarlett responded. "Just run, grab the flag and get back here."

"What if they attack me?"

"Fight them off..." said Nate. "You know how to do that don't you?"

"Of course I know how to fight people off..."

"Well then there's no problem", said Nate. "GO!"

Sven groaned before running across the logs, having them move after each step.

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"I'm tired of just waiting here, I'm gonna go for it!" said Emilia as she started running across the log bridge.

As she ran, she saw that Sven was heading towards her. Sven began running faster before jumping over her, making Emilia slip and fall into the water.

Mew and Victini appeared with smiles.

"Whoa, that looked awesome!" Mew said. "New challenge!"

"What?!" shouted Raiden. "We didn't even finish this one!"

"It's the same thing ya big lug..." said Victini. "The only difference is that your entire team has to make it across the bridge and two the other team's raft...one at a time."

"What, how does-"

"The team that has all of their players on the other team's raft gets to get their flag and has to run back to their own."

"Ohh...so instead of making our own plans...we're just running towards each other and fighting in order to make it to the other side?" asked Sky.

"Yep, now-" Mew teleported everyone back onto their repsective rafts. "Begin!"

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"Okay, so who's gonna go-"

"YAYYYY!" Kyle screamed as he started running across the logs.

"Well...that was easy", said Rilee.

Sven started running from the other team's raft. He and Kyle charged at each other. Eventually, when they both got to the center area, kyle actually ran underneath Sven because of his height.

Sven looked back as he continued running, shocked that he missed Kyle. they both made to the opposite ends.

"Hi", Kyle greeted.

Scarlett smirked.

Sven, who was on the other side, was already groaning as the Honchkrows began arguing because he was there.

"Alright, who's gonna go now?" asked Emilia.

"Eh, I guess that I'll go", said Ross as he started carefully walking across the logs.

"Okay, let's just make this fast..." said Aylesha. "Archie..."

"What?!"

"What's wrong?" asked Ashton.

"Huh, oh...um..nothing", said Archie. "But, since I think that I'm the second fastest...shouldn't I stay here?"

"Oh, you've got a point..." said Nate.

"Come on Ross!" cheered Kyle as Ross hesitantly got closer.

Aylesha sighed. "Fine, I'll go..." she said as she began hopping on the logs slowly. As Ross got closer, he saw Aylesha bounding towards him.

Not wanting him to make it, Aylesha used Mach Punch, knocking him into the water as she continued going.

Seeing him get knocked into the water, Rilee bounced on all of the logs and tried using Dazzling Gleam. Aylesha flinched and shielded her eyes before she fired Energy Ball, launching Rilee into the water as well. Aylesha shook herself off and made it to the other side.

Groaning. "That's it!" shouted Emilia as she rushed across the logs.

"Hmm...Raiden, why don't you go?" asked Nate.

"Um...I'm sure that I'll bring both rafts down with me..."

"If that's the case, we'll be here forever or we'll lose!"

"Ugh...I really don't wanna lose..." said Scarlett.

"Me neither..." said Kyle.

"You're on the other team, quiet..." said Vladimir.

"Well, I think that if you make us all get electrocuted or whatever, the flyers and levitators will try to save themselves, and we'll be able to get the flag when it starts floating in the water!" Nate explained.

"...Um, I'm not so sure about that Nate..." said Ashton.

"Will it be worth it when we have to eliminate each other?" asked Nate.

They all looked at each other.

"Well then, let's-" Nate turned around and bumped into fur. He looked and saw Emilia standing there.

"Oh...well..."

"Do it now!" shouted Vladimir.

Startled, Raiden rushed forward and began sinking everyone.

Archie and Vladimir flew and floated respectively for their team, while Sky, Giovanni, Carson, and Mai stayed up for the Honchkrows.

Everyone else was unconscious from the electrified water.

"What da hell happened?" asked Giovanni.

Archie eyed the Honchkrows' flag, which was floating aimlessly. Sky saw his eyes locked on something and upon inspection, she saw her team's flag floating. Her eyes widened as Achie flew straight towards it. She tried to block him off, but he was too fast.

He grabbed the flag and flew back to his side.

"And the BISHARPS WIN!" cheered Mew.

"What?" asked Carson. "What just happened here?"

"Well, everyone else is unconscious, and both flags are floating in the water..." said Victini. "Archie stole your flag and came back to his side, signifying that they win..."

"How is that fair?!" asked Carson. "We weren't ready and we didn't know what to do!"

"Too bad", said Mew. "You're eliminating someone..."

The four of them groaned.

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"So Emilia, who do you want to eliminate?" asked Sky.

Emilia was staring at the ceiling.

"Emilia!"

She snapped out of it and turned to her. "Yeah?"

"What's up with you?"

"Nothing..."

"Nothing?" asked Sky. "You're more aggressive today and you were just staring at a ceiling..."

Emilia twirled her claws. "Well...I guess...I kinda miss Fangface-I mean...Sadao..."

"Miss him?" asked Sky, folding her arms.

"Okay, maybe more..." said Emilia.

"Wow, all because he kissed you?" asked Sky. "What happened to that pep talk you gave me about not getting focused only on love?"

"He's not here, though..."

"And you miss him, so it's changing your attitude..."

"You're crazy..." she said. "Just because I miss him doesn't mean that my entire attitude is changing..."

"Okay, we'll see", said Sky. "So, who to eliminate..."

"Well...we have plenty of choices...buuut...I think that we should cut Ross loose..."

"Why?" asked Sky, shocked. "Archie and I had just gotten him normal again!"

"Um...he's not acting his normal, happy self..." said Emilia. "Now he is just...I can't explain it..."

"Ugh...I don't wanna eliminate him..." said Sky.

"Well...he's my vote, sorry."

Sky sighed.

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"Well?" asked Vladimir.

"I'll join", said Giovanni.

"Excellent", Vlad smirked. "What made you want to?"

"After seeing you nail one of dose dumb biddies, I decided to join..."

"Wow...that's..."

"Don't worry about it", said Giovanni. "Now, I need to figure out who my eam is gonna eliminate..."

"Oh-ho-ho, don't worry", Vladimir chimed. "It'll be fine..."

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At the elimination ceremony, everyone except for Giovanni, Ross, and Carson had received a poffin.

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Ross gasped. "What?!" he squawked. "Why me?"

"Because you suck in the challenges..." said Lilly. "Learn to make yourself useful!"

"Speak for yourself bitch..." Sky quipped.

"You're just lucky that you're useful, or else you'd be gone in an instant..." said Lilly.

Ross groaned. "This sucks!"

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Ross was in the catapult. "Well, at least I made a few friends here."

"Yeah, we don't care", said Rilee.

Ross rolled his eyes before looking at Sky. He sighed. "Sky...I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Sky sighed in exasperation as he was launched before she flew away.

"Well...dat's interesting..." said Giovanni.

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Vladimir: Well, he's gone...I swear, if I get kicked into something bad again...*growls*

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Well, Ross is out...and now Sky has extra weight on her shoulders...or will she ignore it? Emilia misses Sadao...so much for rivals. Giovanni and Vladimir are in an alliance now...which sucks. This chap was kinda boring to me, but that's just me. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...REVENGE of the Island! See ya guys, BYE!