Kakashi:I wonder what Mr.Krab is doing...

Mr.Krab:(dancing with some hot girls)

Tenten:Letter,please...

forgot Hinatas question

Hinata:

is it hard to tell which direction is which when you have 360 degrees vision?

Hinata:Yes,it was hard...

Neji:It still is...

yay its me again!

Shino:
sorry it didnt work out for us!

Gaara:
im glad i chose u over shino! i shall send u yer fav teddy and a plate of liver and gizzards because i love u so much! (makes sure that NO ONE can tae it)

Sasuke:
i shall curse ye! (makes it so that everything he eats tastes lke brussel sprouts)

Gai:
one word for u...DENIAL!

Pizzaman:
wats yer fav flavor of pizza? mine is sausage

Neji:
ha i kno u use that herbal essance shampoo! I JUST KNO IT!

Orochimaru:
take sasuke hes all yours!

Love always, Freya!

Shino:(refusing to talk to you)

Gaara:Mr.Wuffles!(hugs)How I miss you so!

Gang:(stare at Gaara)...?

Gaara:I mean...What is this thing!?Are you planning to put a bomb in here so that you can kill me!?Good grief!(eats gizzards)

Sasuke:No fair!Me hate brussel sprouts!!!(T-T)

Gai:Denial...I know what you youthful kids are thinking but that is not true!

Pizza Man:My favorite?It will be ham...

Neji:No!That's not it!So forget about about that shampoo and don't come near it ever again...Ever...Ever...Hehe...

Orochumaru:I would love to take Sasuke but...Sakura's scary...

Sasuke:

I undub you king of pies and dub you king of icecream, and you get a botomles tub of icecream (You pick flavor)

Tsunada:

Why is YOUR name so hard to spell...have any of the inhabitints in that box provoked you to kick them you know where.

Gaara:

Could you use your cool powers to destroy Kappa Mikey, the most idiotic anime knokoff ever?

Naruto:

Whats the password?

Kakashi:

Are you a proctologist?

Shino:

If some crazy guy started stomping on bugs, would you kill him.

To the ladies:

Your all...HOT!

End list of qustions.

Sasuke:Finally!(grinning crazily)I'm the king of ice cream...

Choji:(bowing and worshiping)Can I have one!?

Sasuke:...No!My ice cream!

Tsunade:My name is not hard to spell!It's T-s-u-n-a-d-e!T-sun-nade!See!?Not hard,unlike Orochumaru's name!

Orochimaru:O-r-u-c-h-i-m-r-u...Arghh!

Tsunade:And yes,they had provoked me...

Jiraiya:(holding his you-know-what)Ouch...

Gaara:Who's Kappa Mikey?

Temari:I don't know...

Kankuro:Me neither...

Gaara:Why are you talking to me?

Kankuro:'Cause I'm your brother!

Gaar:Get away from me,you freak!

Kankuro:Why doesn't anybody know me!?

Naruto:The password is dattebayo!...Right?

Kakashi:A proctologist?Yes...

Naruto:Nope!

Sakura:Nu-uh!

Sasuke:No...

Kakashi:What do you mean...?

Sakura:You would take Naruto to the hospital for a cut...

Kakashi:It was on his pinky!

Naruto:(shakes head)

Shino:I would kill anyone who would do that except for these girls...

Girls:(blink)Did Shino really say that?...Nah!

Hinata:Next letter...

OMG Awesome story -
pokes Kiba I wuv you youre so cool and way better
Ok here my questions for you awesome ninjas:

Kiba: marry me and ill give you a squeaky dog toy

Jiraiya: Have you ever stalked Ino or Sakura?

Oro-Chan: Did you know Kabuto is in love with you? evil smirk Seriously that guy is obsessed with you

Shino: You're hot and I love you right after Kiba -

Kakashi: ... has your nindogs ever had rabies? sends rabid fangirls after kakashi

Sasuke: YOU JERK YOU ALMOST KILLED TEH HOTNESS SHIKAMARU NEJI KIBA AND NARUTO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SELF CENTERED WEIRD CHICKEN BUTT HAIRED PIE HATER FREAK!?!

Tenten: I love your hair - I fix my hair like it all the time

Ino: YOURE SO FREAKIN COOL! Im growing my hair out like yours

Kiba:Thanks!But...I'm not going to marry you...But Akamaru will!

Akamaru:(barks in agreement)

Jiraiya:No,I have never stalk them because they're not worth it...

Sakura & Ino:Hey!

Orochimaru:Kabuto's in love with me!?

Gang:You didn't know!?

Naruto:It was so obvious!

Shino:And I thought you were a sannin...And thank you for thinking that,Shinn-Asukas-Girl...

Kakashi:No,none of my dogs have gotten rabies...(grab a weilder and secure the door)There!Now no one can come in!

Gang:KAKASHI!

Kakashi:...What!?

Sakura:We can't leave now!

Kakashi:We couldn't leave before...

Shikamaru:...He's right...

Sasuke:...So what if I almost kill them!?I don't care!As long as I'm king of ice cream,nothing matters to me!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!(chokes)

Choji:Water,Master?

Sasuke:No,I'm fine...

Tenten:Thanks!I love my hair also!

Ino:Me too!Next letter!

Hey-a peeps! Waz poppin! Anyhoodles...it's time for my questions...

sasuke:

Yeah I GUESS you're cute but seriously the whole revenge thing is REALLY retarded...you need a life, yo

Gaara:

You are way to hot to be crazy! Put your hotness to good used and get laid but be sure to take pics -hands him digital camera-

Mr. Krab:

I LOVE YOUU! OMG! LETS DANCE!

Yes I realize these were comments and not qestions but DEAL WITH IT!

shinolover626:
You know Shino is like COMPLETELY at your mercy right now...

Spongebob:

Damn you, Sponge. Damn you...

Lee:
You Rock(no pun intended) dude! KEEP UP YOUR YOUTHFUL SPIRIT!

Itachi:
GET YER ASS IN HERE NOW!

Gai:
...child molester...

Kakashi:
YOU'RE HOT! And you should totally butt sex Iruka!

Iruka:
-poke- are you still sleeping? hee hee -puts hand in water-

Tsunade:
You. Are. AWESOME!

Jairaya:
Pervy bastard...

Orochumaru:
YOU SUCK! I POKE YOU WITH PICKLES! YOU GIVE SNAKES A BAD NAME! I LIKED SNAKES BEFORE I SAW YOU, YOU WHORE! GO SUCK OFF A TREE OR SOMETHING!

Shikamaru:
You're name...sounds like a sound effect...shikamru...BUT a very sexii sound effect...you're hot...

Kiba:
GO TEAM! You're not all that hot but you COULD be my drinking buddy! Right now I'm feelin Gin & Juice. Want some? -hands him Gin & Juice-

Shino:
You are so fione! I don't like bugs all that much (only the really cool ones) but you're still hot.

Hinata:
You're too shy! Get out there, guh!

Neji:
-touches hair- Oh...purdy...

Ino:
Eh you're okay

Sakura:
I HOPE GET MAULED BY A WOLF PACK! AND THEN THEY LEAVE YOU ALIVE AND THROW YOU IN A LAKE AND ALLIGATERS ATTACK YOU THEN LET YOU DROWN AND YOU DIE! THEN I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL! AND THEN DEVIL RAPES YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE! AND THEN YOU COME BACK ALIVE BUT ARE STUCK AS CONDOM! I. HATE. YOU!
...And you have a HUGE fore-head...Reflecto Face... -looks at reflection in Sakuras fore head-

Choji:
Why do you get all offended when peeps call you fat? For one thing, you are so...And maybe you WOULDNT if you actually TRIED to loose weight, yo. That IS a possibility, ya know...

Pizza Guy:
I WANT PIZZA! GIVE ME THE PIZZA OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY EVIL-CUPCAKE WEILDING- SQUIRREL HEARTLESS! MUA HA HA HA!

Sasuke:I should never give up on vengence!You know why!?Because Itachi did something too horibble for words!

Naruto:He took out your whole clan and blah,blah,blah...

Sasuke:No!Itachi took the last ice cream in the freezer!!!

Shino:So...?

Sasuke:Cookies and cream-flavored!

Gang:(gasps)That monster!

Gaara:...?

Temari:Ignore what they told you,Gaara!Sex is not good for you!

Gaara:(takes picture of Kankuro)...Mm-hmm...

Kankuro:What was that for!?

Gaara:I'm gonna report you to the ANBU for stalking me...

Kankuro:But-but-but I'm your brother!

Temari:Yeah,yeah,that what they all say!

Kakashi:MR.KRAB!!!(cries)

Kurenai:(patting Kakashi's back)Kakashi is sensitive...

Asuma:Please don't mention...Mr.Crab...again...

Kakashi:(cries harder)

Kurenai:Asuma!

Asuma:I said Mr.Crab not Mr.Krab!

Kakashi:(cries harder)

Kurenai:I can't believe you,Asuma...

Asuma:What did I do!?

Lee:YOSH!(thumbs up)

Itachi:(stares at Sasuke sitting in his throne with a crown in his head with Choji worshiping him)Sasuke...?

Sasuke:You!(climbs down)You stole the last ice cream!

Shikamaru:Didn't Kakashi secure the door...?

Itachi:I did not!

Sasuke:Did too!

Itachi:Did not!

Sasuke:Did too!

Itachi:Did not!

Sasuke:Did too!

Itachi:Did not!

Sasuke:Did too!

Itachi:Did not!

Sasuke:Did too!

Itachi:Did not!

Shino:Not another one...SHUT UP!

Itachi:(stares at Shino and walks toward him)You think you can tell me what to do...?

Shino:...Yes...

Itachi:Well,you're wrong!

Shino:(glares)

Itachi:(glares back)

Naruto:Stare down!!!!

Gnag:(gather to watch)

Gai:FOR THE LAST YOUTHFUL TIME,I AM NOT A CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!WHAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM!?!?!?

Kakashi:I know!I think so,too!But,Iruka not feeling well...

Iruka:(in the corner)Kakashi doesn't like me...(cries)

Kakashi:Poor Iruka...

Iruka:Can't sleep...Kakashi hates me...

Jiraiya:Meanie!(Here we go again;-.-')

Orochimaru:Meanie!Meanie!

Tsunade:(grins)You owe me 1,200 yens,Orochumaru...

Orochimaru:(search money in pocket)That's the first time you won a bet!

Jiraiya:(gasp)Who are you and what have you done to Tsunade!?!?

Tsunade:(sighs)...(grab money)

Orochimaru:Why do they hate me!?Blame the producer for making me evil!!!

Shikamaru:My name does sound like a sound effect...

Kiba:Thanks for the drink!Although I don't feel like drinking...

Shino:(caught up in the stare down)...

Hinata:I can't help being shy...Blame the producers...

Neji:Hey!Hands off my precious hair!No one deserves to touch it except me!

Ino:What do you mean I'm okay!?I'm better than that!

Sakura:Meanie!Meanie!Meanie!

Choji:I'm not fat!I'm just chubby!And being on a diet has much as a chance as Shino winning the stare down which is nearly impossible!

Shino:(points at Itachi)Ha!You blink!I won!

Itachi:It's not fair!You got sunglasses!How can I tell if you blink!?

Shino:Well,too bad...

Itachi:A rematch!This time no sunglasses!

Shino:No...

Itachi:What?Chicken!?

Shino:(growls)No...

Itachi:I knew it...He's too scared...

Sakura:Shino!Prove him wrong!

Ino:Yeah!You can't take that!

Hinata:Hai!

Temari:Agreed!

Tenten:So get back there and beat him!

Shino:...Why do I have to be under a spell...?(takes off glasses and glares)

Itachi:(glares back)

Choji:Well,I guess it can happen...

Pizza Man:You will never get my pizza!Unless you have $12,345,978,915.72 of course.Besides that you will ever get my pizza! (squirrel attacks him)Aah!Get this thing of me!...OMG!THIS THING HAS RABIES!!!!!

Shino:You blink again!I win!

Itachi:That wasn't fair!The sand was in my eyes!

Gang:(stares at Gaara)

Gaara:Wasn't me...

Kankuro:Yeah,Gaara,and someone else in this room controls sand...

Gaara:Didn't I say to stop talking to me!?

Kankuro:I'm your brother for God's sake!Listen to me!

Gaara:...You're crazy...I don't have a brother...

Kankuro:That's it!(smacks Gaara)How can you not know me!?

Gaara:(gives death glare)...(use sand to corner him to the wall)

Kankuro:Hey!

Gaara:(use walkie talkie)Kitty-cat...This is Panda bear...Over.

ANBU:Kitty-cat to Panda-bear,what's wrong?Over.

Gaara:I got a maniac who's trying to convince me that he's my brother...Over.

ANBU:But you don't have a brother!Over.

Gaara:That's right,I need you to track me down and destroy him.Over.

ANBU:Why can't you do it yourself?Over.

Gaara:I don't feel like it...Over.

ANBU:Well,me neither Panda bear...

Gaara:Fine...When he's almost dead,that when I'll destroy him...Over.

Kankuro:(gulps)

ANBU:Roger that!Over.

Gaara:(hangs up)

Gang:We're saved!

Gaara:No,we're not...The ANBU will get stuck here as well...

Gang:Aww...

Gaara:R&R...