Kakashi:I wonder what Mr.Krab is doing...
Mr.Krab:(dancing with some hot girls)
Tenten:Letter,please...
forgot
Hinatas question Hinata: is it hard to tell which
direction is which when you have 360 degrees vision?
Hinata:Yes,it was hard...
Neji:It still is...
yay
its me again! Shino: Gaara: Sasuke: Gai: Pizzaman: Neji: Orochimaru:
sorry it didnt work out for
us!
im glad i chose u over shino! i shall send u yer
fav teddy and a plate of liver and gizzards because i love u so much!
(makes sure that NO ONE can tae it)
i shall curse
ye! (makes it so that everything he eats tastes lke brussel
sprouts)
one word for u...DENIAL!
wats
yer fav flavor of pizza? mine is sausage
ha i kno u
use that herbal essance shampoo! I JUST KNO IT!
take
sasuke hes all yours!
Love always, Freya!
Shino:(refusing to talk to you)
Gaara:Mr.Wuffles!(hugs)How I miss you so!
Gang:(stare at Gaara)...?
Gaara:I mean...What is this thing!?Are you planning to put a bomb in here so that you can kill me!?Good grief!(eats gizzards)
Sasuke:No fair!Me hate brussel sprouts!!!(T-T)
Gai:Denial...I know what you youthful kids are thinking but that is not true!
Pizza Man:My favorite?It will be ham...
Neji:No!That's not it!So forget about about that shampoo and don't come near it ever again...Ever...Ever...Hehe...
Orochumaru:I would love to take Sasuke but...Sakura's scary...
Sasuke:
I
undub you king of pies and dub you king of icecream, and you get a
botomles tub of icecream (You pick flavor) Tsunada:
Why
is YOUR name so hard to spell...have any of the inhabitints in that
box provoked you to kick them you know where. Gaara:
Could
you use your cool powers to destroy Kappa Mikey, the most idiotic
anime knokoff ever? Naruto:
Whats
the password? Kakashi:
Are
you a proctologist? Shino:
If
some crazy guy started stomping on bugs, would you kill him. To
the ladies:
Your
all...HOT! End list of qustions.
Sasuke:Finally!(grinning crazily)I'm the king of ice cream...
Choji:(bowing and worshiping)Can I have one!?
Sasuke:...No!My ice cream!
Tsunade:My name is not hard to spell!It's T-s-u-n-a-d-e!T-sun-nade!See!?Not hard,unlike Orochumaru's name!
Orochimaru:O-r-u-c-h-i-m-r-u...Arghh!
Tsunade:And yes,they had provoked me...
Jiraiya:(holding his you-know-what)Ouch...
Gaara:Who's Kappa Mikey?
Temari:I don't know...
Kankuro:Me neither...
Gaara:Why are you talking to me?
Kankuro:'Cause I'm your brother!
Gaar:Get away from me,you freak!
Kankuro:Why doesn't anybody know me!?
Naruto:The password is dattebayo!...Right?
Kakashi:A proctologist?Yes...
Naruto:Nope!
Sakura:Nu-uh!
Sasuke:No...
Kakashi:What do you mean...?
Sakura:You would take Naruto to the hospital for a cut...
Kakashi:It was on his pinky!
Naruto:(shakes head)
Shino:I would kill anyone who would do that except for these girls...
Girls:(blink)Did Shino really say that?...Nah!
Hinata:Next letter...
OMG
Awesome story - Kiba:
marry me and ill give you a squeaky dog toy Jiraiya: Have you
ever stalked Ino or Sakura? Oro-Chan: Did you know Kabuto is
in love with you? evil smirk Seriously that guy is obsessed with
you Shino: You're hot and I love you right after Kiba
- Kakashi: ... has your nindogs ever had rabies? sends
rabid fangirls after kakashi Sasuke: YOU JERK YOU ALMOST
KILLED TEH HOTNESS SHIKAMARU NEJI KIBA AND NARUTO! WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU YOU SELF CENTERED WEIRD CHICKEN BUTT HAIRED PIE HATER
FREAK!?! Tenten: I love your hair - I fix my hair like it
all the time Ino: YOURE SO FREAKIN COOL! Im growing my hair
out like yours
pokes Kiba I wuv you youre so cool and way
better
Ok here my questions for you awesome ninjas:
Kiba:Thanks!But...I'm not going to marry you...But Akamaru will!
Akamaru:(barks in agreement)
Jiraiya:No,I have never stalk them because they're not worth it...
Sakura & Ino:Hey!
Orochimaru:Kabuto's in love with me!?
Gang:You didn't know!?
Naruto:It was so obvious!
Shino:And I thought you were a sannin...And thank you for thinking that,Shinn-Asukas-Girl...
Kakashi:No,none of my dogs have gotten rabies...(grab a weilder and secure the door)There!Now no one can come in!
Gang:KAKASHI!
Kakashi:...What!?
Sakura:We can't leave now!
Kakashi:We couldn't leave before...
Shikamaru:...He's right...
Sasuke:...So what if I almost kill them!?I don't care!As long as I'm king of ice cream,nothing matters to me!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!(chokes)
Choji:Water,Master?
Sasuke:No,I'm fine...
Tenten:Thanks!I love my hair also!
Ino:Me too!Next letter!
Hey-a
peeps! Waz poppin! Anyhoodles...it's time for my
questions... sasuke:
Yeah
I GUESS you're cute but seriously the whole revenge thing is REALLY
retarded...you need a life, yo Gaara:
You
are way to hot to be crazy! Put your hotness to good used and get
laid but be sure to take pics -hands him digital camera- Mr.
Krab:
I
LOVE YOUU! OMG! LETS DANCE! Yes I realize these were comments
and not qestions but DEAL WITH IT! shinolover626: Spongebob:
You know
Shino is like COMPLETELY at your mercy right now...
Damn
you, Sponge. Damn you... Lee: Itachi: Gai: Kakashi: Iruka: Tsunade: Jairaya: Orochumaru: Shikamaru: Kiba: Shino: Hinata: Neji: Ino: Sakura: Choji: Pizza Guy:
You Rock(no pun intended)
dude! KEEP UP YOUR YOUTHFUL SPIRIT!
GET YER ASS IN
HERE NOW!
...child molester...
YOU'RE
HOT! And you should totally butt sex Iruka!
-poke-
are you still sleeping? hee hee -puts hand in water-
You.
Are. AWESOME!
Pervy bastard...
YOU
SUCK! I POKE YOU WITH PICKLES! YOU GIVE SNAKES A BAD NAME! I LIKED
SNAKES BEFORE I SAW YOU, YOU WHORE! GO SUCK OFF A TREE OR
SOMETHING!
You're name...sounds like a sound
effect...shikamru...BUT a very sexii sound effect...you're
hot...
GO TEAM! You're not all that hot but you COULD
be my drinking buddy! Right now I'm feelin Gin & Juice. Want
some? -hands him Gin & Juice-
You are so fione!
I don't like bugs all that much (only the really cool ones) but
you're still hot.
You're too shy! Get out there,
guh!
-touches hair- Oh...purdy...
Eh
you're okay
I HOPE GET MAULED BY A WOLF PACK! AND
THEN THEY LEAVE YOU ALIVE AND THROW YOU IN A LAKE AND ALLIGATERS
ATTACK YOU THEN LET YOU DROWN AND YOU DIE! THEN I HOPE YOU GO TO
HELL! AND THEN DEVIL RAPES YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE! AND THEN YOU COME
BACK ALIVE BUT ARE STUCK AS CONDOM! I. HATE. YOU!
...And you have
a HUGE fore-head...Reflecto Face... -looks at reflection in Sakuras
fore head-
Why do you get all offended when peeps
call you fat? For one thing, you are so...And maybe you WOULDNT if
you actually TRIED to loose weight, yo. That IS a possibility, ya
know...
I WANT PIZZA! GIVE ME THE PIZZA OR FACE
THE WRATH OF MY EVIL-CUPCAKE WEILDING- SQUIRREL HEARTLESS! MUA HA HA
HA!
Sasuke:I should never give up on vengence!You know why!?Because Itachi did something too horibble for words!
Naruto:He took out your whole clan and blah,blah,blah...
Sasuke:No!Itachi took the last ice cream in the freezer!!!
Shino:So...?
Sasuke:Cookies and cream-flavored!
Gang:(gasps)That monster!
Gaara:...?
Temari:Ignore what they told you,Gaara!Sex is not good for you!
Gaara:(takes picture of Kankuro)...Mm-hmm...
Kankuro:What was that for!?
Gaara:I'm gonna report you to the ANBU for stalking me...
Kankuro:But-but-but I'm your brother!
Temari:Yeah,yeah,that what they all say!
Kakashi:MR.KRAB!!!(cries)
Kurenai:(patting Kakashi's back)Kakashi is sensitive...
Asuma:Please don't mention...Mr.Crab...again...
Kakashi:(cries harder)
Kurenai:Asuma!
Asuma:I said Mr.Crab not Mr.Krab!
Kakashi:(cries harder)
Kurenai:I can't believe you,Asuma...
Asuma:What did I do!?
Lee:YOSH!(thumbs up)
Itachi:(stares at Sasuke sitting in his throne with a crown in his head with Choji worshiping him)Sasuke...?
Sasuke:You!(climbs down)You stole the last ice cream!
Shikamaru:Didn't Kakashi secure the door...?
Itachi:I did not!
Sasuke:Did too!
Itachi:Did not!
Sasuke:Did too!
Itachi:Did not!
Sasuke:Did too!
Itachi:Did not!
Sasuke:Did too!
Itachi:Did not!
Sasuke:Did too!
Itachi:Did not!
Shino:Not another one...SHUT UP!
Itachi:(stares at Shino and walks toward him)You think you can tell me what to do...?
Shino:...Yes...
Itachi:Well,you're wrong!
Shino:(glares)
Itachi:(glares back)
Naruto:Stare down!!!!
Gnag:(gather to watch)
Gai:FOR THE LAST YOUTHFUL TIME,I AM NOT A CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!WHAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM!?!?!?
Kakashi:I know!I think so,too!But,Iruka not feeling well...
Iruka:(in the corner)Kakashi doesn't like me...(cries)
Kakashi:Poor Iruka...
Iruka:Can't sleep...Kakashi hates me...
Jiraiya:Meanie!(Here we go again;-.-')
Orochimaru:Meanie!Meanie!
Tsunade:(grins)You owe me 1,200 yens,Orochumaru...
Orochimaru:(search money in pocket)That's the first time you won a bet!
Jiraiya:(gasp)Who are you and what have you done to Tsunade!?!?
Tsunade:(sighs)...(grab money)
Orochimaru:Why do they hate me!?Blame the producer for making me evil!!!
Shikamaru:My name does sound like a sound effect...
Kiba:Thanks for the drink!Although I don't feel like drinking...
Shino:(caught up in the stare down)...
Hinata:I can't help being shy...Blame the producers...
Neji:Hey!Hands off my precious hair!No one deserves to touch it except me!
Ino:What do you mean I'm okay!?I'm better than that!
Sakura:Meanie!Meanie!Meanie!
Choji:I'm not fat!I'm just chubby!And being on a diet has much as a chance as Shino winning the stare down which is nearly impossible!
Shino:(points at Itachi)Ha!You blink!I won!
Itachi:It's not fair!You got sunglasses!How can I tell if you blink!?
Shino:Well,too bad...
Itachi:A rematch!This time no sunglasses!
Shino:No...
Itachi:What?Chicken!?
Shino:(growls)No...
Itachi:I knew it...He's too scared...
Sakura:Shino!Prove him wrong!
Ino:Yeah!You can't take that!
Hinata:Hai!
Temari:Agreed!
Tenten:So get back there and beat him!
Shino:...Why do I have to be under a spell...?(takes off glasses and glares)
Itachi:(glares back)
Choji:Well,I guess it can happen...
Pizza Man:You will never get my pizza!Unless you have $12,345,978,915.72 of course.Besides that you will ever get my pizza! (squirrel attacks him)Aah!Get this thing of me!...OMG!THIS THING HAS RABIES!!!!!
Shino:You blink again!I win!
Itachi:That wasn't fair!The sand was in my eyes!
Gang:(stares at Gaara)
Gaara:Wasn't me...
Kankuro:Yeah,Gaara,and someone else in this room controls sand...
Gaara:Didn't I say to stop talking to me!?
Kankuro:I'm your brother for God's sake!Listen to me!
Gaara:...You're crazy...I don't have a brother...
Kankuro:That's it!(smacks Gaara)How can you not know me!?
Gaara:(gives death glare)...(use sand to corner him to the wall)
Kankuro:Hey!
Gaara:(use walkie talkie)Kitty-cat...This is Panda bear...Over.
ANBU:Kitty-cat to Panda-bear,what's wrong?Over.
Gaara:I got a maniac who's trying to convince me that he's my brother...Over.
ANBU:But you don't have a brother!Over.
Gaara:That's right,I need you to track me down and destroy him.Over.
ANBU:Why can't you do it yourself?Over.
Gaara:I don't feel like it...Over.
ANBU:Well,me neither Panda bear...
Gaara:Fine...When he's almost dead,that when I'll destroy him...Over.
Kankuro:(gulps)
ANBU:Roger that!Over.
Gaara:(hangs up)
Gang:We're saved!
Gaara:No,we're not...The ANBU will get stuck here as well...
Gang:Aww...
Gaara:R&R...
