First of all, let me start by apologizing for being away for a time. There was an unexpected March Break trip, after which I was in a writer's block. The only good thing about writer's block is that I get super writey afterwards. Anyways, my friend (aka. the bitch) have dragged me into the world of DC nation, just as my other friends dragged me into HP (though OUAT is mainly my decision ^_^). Anyways, so she's all like 'read DC fanfic, read DC fanfics, Watch DC Shows, watch DC Shows, and FANGIRL! So also blame her for my absence.

IT SUCKS THAT YOUNG JUSTICE ENDED THOUGH, AM I RIGHT?

I'm also obsessing over Nick and Jess of New Girl, the best written show on the planet (seriously, it has better writing than OUAT, especially after the August thing, eghh).

So, yup, OUAT is not my only fandom (sometimes fangirling is really hard, but it pays off though), which is why I'm MIA at the moment. I'm finishing this fanfic by June (at least season 1, pending on whether to do a season 2 or not), but I'll be starting a new fanfic with HenryxOC (damn my other friend, aka. the other bitch, for prompting that Henry should totally date an evil person when he grows up. I SHIP IT SO HARD IT'S UNNATURAL!), so look out for that during July. I'll also be doing Summer School, so it's not like I'm totally free either.

Anyways, have fun reading :D 'Cause I sure had fun writing!

Belle, Mulan and Aurora are back bitches!


Princesses, Oh Princess, Princesses in Storybrooke!


Starring:

Sarah Bolger as Aurora

Emilie de Ravin as Belle

Robert Carlyle as Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin


Guest Starring:

Lana Parrilla as Regina Mills/the Evil Queen

Colin O'Donoghue as Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones


It was near midnight, but the Royal-Shepherd-Stiltskin-Swan-Cassady-Mills Family Reunion was going strong. At some point Granny started karaoke, and Dr. Whale passed out on the ground (is there a doctor in the house?), but luckily our princesses had enough sense in them to stay at least sober. Let's check in on our new princess Aurora, as she makes her way to the bar to be a formidable foe.

"One ice tea please."

"Really Princess? Are you sure you don't want something stronger?"

"Egh, Hook, what do you want?"

"Just waiting around until people started to talk to me. Did you know that people aren't talking to me any more just before I tried to stab the Crocodile in the heart last week?"

"I don't follow up on the gossip in Storybrooke, Hook, you should well know that."

"Come on Princess, at least you've heard that the Queen of Hearts is died."

"Of what?"

"What else? Heart Attack of course! Gosh, no wonder Belle is the smart one of you guys."

"I'm plenty smart, alright?"

"Whatever you say Princess."

"May I interrupt this cute little battering? I believe we haven't formally met, Aurora, my name is Regina, but you can call me Reggie, Queenie, or R-Dawg."

"Hello Queenie, I'm Aurora, but…you probably knew that."

"I have heard so much about you, from Emma, Henry and the two idiots, they tell me you've been under the effects of a certain sleeping curse."

"Ya…Maleficent's a bitch."

"Tell me about it! She wouldn't stop going on about her pet unicorn. Anyways, I have had my own share of victims through the ages…"

"Cool, cool."

"…And I want to know first-hand the experience of sleeping curse. So tell me Aurora, is it painful? How torturous was it? Did it flash back all of your worst memories until you rot as an empty shell?"

"I'm pretty sure that's a Dementor, not a sleeping curse. You've been reading too much Harry Potter Queenie, or else Gold is rubbing off on you."

"There's no such thing as too much Harry Potter, Aurora, but do tell do tell."

"Not much really, there's a mirror room, you just sit there…that's all really."

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"…I've kidnapped two children's father, send them on a deadly quest for the apple, then traded the Dark Curse for the sleeping curse from the bitch, and blackmailed King Georgie to hand over the idiot, then tricked the other idiot to eat the freakin' apple, all so she can stare at herself in a freakin' mirror?"

"Pretty much, I think Maleficent thought I was really ugly or whatever and would probably scare myself to death with all those mirrors. Such a bitch-witch."

"SNOW WHITE'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL! IT WOULDN'T EVEN BE OF A PUNISHMENT!"

"Sorry Queenie, looks like you've got the short end on this deal. On the bright side, it does a number on your hair though."

"Really?"

"Uhh…no, it did get really stringy for some time, but just when my Prince Charming showed up, it got all sparkly in the mirror room and I felt like I've been at a spa for two months. Man, it's like a makeover, changed my clothes too!"

"Damn it!"

"Pardon for the intrusion ladies, but I do believe the nerdy one is coming this way."

"Hey R-Dawg!"

"B-girl! It's been too long."

"Batgirl?"

"I can see why you're not the smart one Hook, B stands for Belle."

"Shut up Princess."

"We're all princesses here Hook, except for R-Dawg, she's a queen."

"STRAIGHT UP BITCHES!"

"So Belle, Queenie and I were just discussing the sleeping curse, any thoughts from your nerdy books?"

"Well, Curses and Hexes of the Late 20th Century does suggest a torture curse which is similar to a Dementor's kiss, I reckon you should have used that one Reggie."

"DAMN IT!"

"Really Belle? Harry Potter references? Gold has really been rubbing off on you."

"Gosh Aurora, not all of us hates books. I happen to owe a library."

"So we keep hearing."

"Whateves. So Queenie, how did you get frozen water particle over there to be cursed anyways? The old spinning wheel trick?"

"Actually it was an apple."

"OOOHHHHHH!"

"Yeah, later I made it into an apple turnover and was about to feed it to the Savior, ugghh, but then HENRY ate it of all people. I mean, come on, she's supposed to SAVE people; instead she just got my son almost killed."

"Good thing your boyfriend stores extra true love potions inside my worst enemy then, right Belle?"

"Shut up Aurora."

"Speaking of food, I've been trying to perfect my Lasagna recipe, care to try?"

"Alright."

"Careful ladies, she might have poisoned it."

"OMG Hook, you can't poison lasagna, it's against the code of lasagna chefs, page 107, section 2, bylaw 13. KNOW YOUR LASAGNA LAWS!"

"So-rry Belle."

"This is amazing Queenie!"

"Glad you like it Aurora, now, what is the missing ingredient? A side of dark art? A jinx spell? Jellyfish?"

"I think a dash less paprika."

"True, true, paprika's a bitch."

"WORD!"

"Ummm…Hook, do you have any idea has to why my girlfriend is chatting with Princess Aurora and the Evil Queen about lasagna recipes?

"You've officially lost her Crocodile, you've officially lost her."

"Damn."

"So then I said, I'm not much of a cook, except with apples, and then we cooked some pies!"

"OMG Queenie, your recipes are A-MA-ZING! What's your secret?"

"Nothing much really Aurora, just don't put in any sleeping curses and it usually gets good reviews."

"True that, I tried badgering Rumple for some, but he just waved it off, it's like he doesn't trust me or something!"

"I hear that Belle. Back in FTL, Philippe will NEVER let me go near his filing cabinet, it's like he has a secret double life as a medical student or something."

"Now he's dead, so we'll never know."

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"Too soon?"

"A tad bit Queenie."

"I got to get this bag of cinnamon to Emma, see y'all later?"

"Sure Belle."

"See ya B-girl!"

"TAKE ME WITH YOU BELLE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH MY EX-PUPIL, MY ARCH-NEMESIS, AND THE RANDOM BITCHY PRINCESS!"

"HEY!"

"IT'S TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT AURORA!"

"FINE!"

"Come on Rumple, we'll find you a nice peasant or something you can murder."

"You're the best GF EVER!"

"Always mention it Rumple."

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"So…does anyone want a piece of lasagna?"

"ME!"

Thus, Aurora had met Regina, and learned the secret to her famous lasagna (paprika really is a bitch). Rumple has learned that your worst enemy is your best friend when your girlfriend is discussing about the sleeping curse, and Hook learned that Belle is sadly, not batgirl.

Until next time, where we follow the adventure of Mulan, as she travels land of mystery that is Granny's Diner!

CINNAMON BITCHES!

I'M OUT!


Not really...

So yeah, I'm also looking towards a Charming Family Spin-Off (Charming Family Fun Time, starring Charming, Snow, Emma, Henry, and possibly someone else), and an OC that will be coming in and a New Girl (Episode 15 I believe), which will stir things up for 2 seconds before she dies (just kidding, i'm not Eddie and Adam, that was cruel though). Hmmm...if I should do the New Girl thing at all. I'm aiming at her being asian ('cause I'm asian) or some other nationality, because OUAT has a serious issue with diversity. Any who, this is all talk and no work until June anyways, 'cause I'm busy with my other 2 HP fanfics. CHECK IT OUT ON MY PROFILE (LOL shamelesss self promotion much?)

See ya on the web

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PS, my friend (aka. the awesome, because she doesn't destroy feels as often as the other two friends) have made a dancing emoticon, soo...

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There you go :D