Question and Answer]
Anonymous (Bill):
Q: Why not make it a union Tsukune x harem of bleach girls? (Soifon, Rangiku, and Nemu)
A: Because messing with Soifon is so much more fun. Besides, that'll just complicate things even further.
Comments]
I will try to work in some smut later on; so please hold out. I haven't written a lemon before so it'll take me some time to get it right. And just as a heads up, here in the next few chapters I will put this story on hiatus to work on the one-shot. It will play an important role in future chapters and I need to get it done for them to make sense to everyone.
On with the story,
Demon.
Xxxxxxx
Hiyori locked blades with her opponent; had she just old her where Kenpachi was, this wouldn't be needed. The red-head was just too damn stubborn to tell her where he was; so she resorted to beating it out of her. The only down side was that she couldn't go all out like she normally would. If she revealed her Visored abilities, it'd ruin her chances of having a cover as a vampire; same if she released her Shikai. Oh-well, at least she had something to do for a while.
The vampire that was no bigger than her was putting up a rather good fight though. While the Visored had the upper hand with experience, the vampire had the natural strength that came with her species. She might not be shinigami, but she sure fought like one; without Kido. The ferocity that she fought with was about like someone that was a part of the Eleventh Division. It was amusing to her to see just how much the vampire could do.
"What are ya smirkin' at?" Kokoa asked with a scowl and anger.
"Nothin' that concerns you; Bean" with a smug smile.
A vein in Kokoa's forehead pulsed; that nickname was pissing her off. It was bad enough that the small pink haired girl that rode on Eiyu's shoulder called her Strawberry-chan. That was annoying as hell, but she put up with it because the pink haired girl was smaller than herself. Besides, if she were to lash out at the small child Eiyu would more than likely put her into a wall. It didn't take someone with the IQ of a hundred and fifty eight to see that the Fraccion was far more powerful than her; if he wanted to he could kill her without breaking a sweat.
Kokoa pushed her blade against Hiyori's hoping to push her off balance and get an opening to finish the fight. The blonde wasn't moving though; it was like she was stronger than she was letting on. That was even more annoying than the nickname that the blonde vampire had given her; she hated when someone held back while fighting her, it made her feel like she was so much weaker and still a child.
"Quit holdin' back damn it!" Kokoa snarled at Hiyori.
"I don't wanna kill ya" Hiyori said with a chuckle "yer no good to me dead."
"Kyo; Morningstar" she ordered.
Hiyori was not expecting the katana to change into a Morningstar; the change in the weight distribution caused her to lose balance a little. Even though it was just a little, it was still enough for her opponent to get the opening that she needed to get in an attack. The Morningstar knocked her on the head and into the ground. What surprised her even more was that fact that the hit hurt; it actually hurt her. Only zanpakuto could harm shinigami, or any spirits, and the living only had one thing that could harm a spirit; a Bake-bake Bat… Those were supposed to be next to impossible to catch though; so how could this Bean have one?
The Visored blinked her eyes a couple times as she got up. The hit had done more than she first thought; it caused her vision to blur a little, but that went away quickly after she blinked a few times.
"Not so tough now; are ya?" Kokoa laughed as she rested her Morningstar on her shoulder and watched the Blonde get up.
"Ya just caught me off guard" the Visored said "that's a Bake-bake Bat; ain't it?"
"Finally noticed; huh" with a smile "Kyo's a Bake-bake Bat. He can change into any weapon I want" as she smiled in a way that showed both her fangs.
Hiyori just smiled back; she'd never thought she'd actually see one in person, let alone be fighting against someone that had actually caught one. This was going to be even more fun than she had thought; it was going to keep her on her toes and force her to stay aware of her opponent's movements. Staying on her toes wasn't going to be as easy as she had first thought; she wasn't fighting a shinigami or a Hollow, but instead something completely foreign to her. She had never fought against a living person, other than Ichigo but he didn't really count, let alone a vampire; this was starting to look like she couldn't hold back much more without losing.
"I'll make a deal with ya" as she rested her zanpakuto on her shoulder "if I beat ya, you tell me where Kenpachi is; if you win, I'll call ya sama."
Having never seen a Bake-bake Bat in person, she was curious about the extent of the creature's abilities. The legendary living world equivalent of a shinigami zanpakuto is supposed to be harder to fight against than a zanpakuto. No one in her classes at the Shinigami Academy believed the stories of the flying mammal that could change into a weapon with powers similar to that of a zanpakuto; neither did she, but she was open minded about it.
"Deal" as she charged at her opponent ready to swing the Morningstar with everything she had.
Having someone call her sama would only prove to everyone that she is strong; especially her Onee-sama. It would even prove to her family that she was not a child and was strong enough to receive recognition in their household. That was something she had wanted for the longest time.
-Rangiku-
The busty fuku-taichou was enjoying the company of the werewolf a lot; he was flattering her with constant compliments. Most of them about her looks, but that was normal for her. She was always complimented on her looks back at the Seireitei and, while she liked them, they got repetitive before long. Which meant that she has heard just about every compliment about looks that's out there; she wanted to hear something new. So far Ginnei was impressing her; he was a smooth talker and almost knew exactly what to say.
"Why would someone as beautiful as you be sitting by yourself?" he asked her as he took a seat.
"I'm not;" as she smiled "I'm sitting with you" with a wink.
There was a hint of irony with the situation as well. He fancied himself a player who probably went from woman to woman, the Gin she knew was reserved and was a one woman man. She had met Gin when she was on the verge of dying of starvation; now she was meeting Ginnei when she was emotionally hurt from the previous' death. Sure Eiyu was great company, but it was clear that he was more of a drinking buddy and friend than someone who she'd date. Contrary to popular belief in the Seireitei, she was rather picky about whom she dated.
"How much do you know about this Eiyu guy?" Gin asked as he poured himself some coffee.
"Not much" she sighed "he's friendly and open, but he hasn't told me anything about his past though. All I know is that he's here to get away from someone."
Gin just looked at the 'succubus' and could tell she was concerned. He knew the look all too well; he had seen it on the girls in his club's face very often. He knew how they looked when they were worried, scared, happy, sad, and even terrified. In one year they had put up with more fights and other shit than most had in a decade of living; even losing someone close. Even he felt the sting from that one; while he might not have liked the fact that Tsukune had the hottest girls in school around him, he was still friends with him.
"I'm sure he has his reasons" as he took a drink.
He knew something was up; the one in front of him didn't have the same scent as a succubus. There was a different scent; one he had never smelled before and couldn't quiet tell what it was. Either way though, the woman had an amazing body, didn't mind showing it off, and had a beautiful smile.
-Yachiru-
The smallest of the fuku-taichou was currently on a mission. It was of the extreme upmost importance; nothing else mattered until this mission was completed. The only problem was that her targets were well hidden; it didn't help that she was no good at sensing reiatsu unless it was at an extremely high level. Then, she spotted something black move slightly; one of her targets wasn't that far away and more than likely knew if she were to get too close and try to capture her. She'd have to be quick in capturing the person.
"Found ya; Yuka-chan" as she jumped into the bush and tackled the witch.
To ensure the witch didn't try to get away she started tickling the girl's sides. Yukari started going into a laughing fit as the Fairy tickled her sides. This was the absolute most fun she'd ever had; she was playing with someone her own age and it didn't bother her at all.
"We *haha* still *haha* need to find *haha* Mizore" she managed to say between laughing.
"Let's go this way" with a giggle as she started heading in a random direction dragging the witch with her.
-Soifon-
She could feel Tsukune's reiatsu leak from him as he continued to hold her. It was like it was wrapping around her to protect her from anything that could attack them. The warm feeling that came with his reiatsu was reassuring her that he was sincere about his offer to help her; while it was pointless, it was nice to hear him offer.
"Soifon-taichou" he asked gently as he let go of her "could… you possibly…" sounding like a serious question was coming "help me train?" as he looked away from her.
Soifon looked at him and could see that there was more on his mind than Second Division's symbol and training; it was in his eyes. It looked like he was seeking guidance for answers that he didn't have. Answers that could help him remember his life when he was living; as well as how Ghoul came to be. It was a look she knew and what it felt like to not know answers she didn't have; like why Yoruichi left.
Just before she could answer they heard a scream; not of horror, but of pain. Someone had been attacked. They quickly used shunpo and sonido to get to the area the scream came from. What they found was a girl with cuts all over her and passed out from the loss of blood. Soifon didn't recognize her, but Tsukune did.
"Mizore" he said in shock as he ran over to her.
"She needs to get to the infirmary" Soifon ordered just before Tsukune left with a static like boom; leaving her well behind.
The petite taichou looked around and didn't see anyone. Whoever did this was good at staying hidden, but not good at concealing their reiatsu; it was all over the place. The one that did this was weak, physically and in reiatsu; but there was still strong enough for her to sense. She couldn't interfere with the living's problem though; not unless it involved a Hollow, which it didn't. The one that did this was a living person.
Judging from the looks of things, Mizore didn't get a chance to fight back. She was either ambushed or knew the person that attacked her; she'd have to let the Safety Committee know whenever they go to ask her questions. This was something that bothered her a little; it didn't take much to see that this Safety Committee was corrupt and in need of a good beating. There was no telling how long they would take in tracking down whoever did this.
-Infirmary; one hour later-
Tsukune looked at his blood stained jacket and was scared; Mizore had lost a lot of blood. He couldn't get the image of her just laying there on the ground out of his head. The amount of blood that had started to pool next to her so soon after the attack showed that she was injured badly.
The yuki-ona was in surgery still; the doctor said that an artery was nicked and the bleeding had to be stopped. She'd need several stitches for each of the cuts that she got; from what he saw on her hoodie there were at least five. He should've just taken her to the training tavern that Urahara and Yoruichi had made. The water in the pool there could heal her better than these doctors can. There he could be with her to make sure she was alright and nothing went wrong; not that it could with the water Urahara put in the pool.
"Kenpachi" he heard a familiar voice.
Eiyu turned and saw Kuyo standing next to him. The Kitsune had the command presence that was expected of someone in his position; looking calm, cool, collected and confident.
"I need to take a statement from you" the Kitsune said as he handed a pad of paper and pen to Eiyu.
Eiyu didn't feel like making any statements until he knew his friend was alright. The last thing he wanted to do was accidently put something down that could blow his cover.
"Can it wait till I know she's alright?" he asked as he looked back at his blood stained jacket.
"It's better while it's fresh; I would've been here sooner, but there was a fight I had to break up between two vampires" with a noticeably irritated tone "brats wouldn't stop fighting till one of them yielded."
The duo said they wouldn't stop till the other was either knocked out or admitted defeat. Vampires and their pride; it was going to be the death of him if he had to put up with this every day. He had to admit though; the blonde vampire was strong and skilled with a katana. If she were a little stronger he was sure that she'd be able to join the Safety Committee next year.
"Kenpachi-san" the doctor said as he opened the door.
Eiyu quickly stood up and looked at the doctor; he was still in his scrubs and had the mask hanging around his neck.
"She'll be fine" with a smile "turns out two more arteries were barely scrapped and some of her muscles needed to be stitched together so there would be minimal scaring. You saved her life."
Eiyu let out a sigh of relief; his friend was going to be ok.
"Thank you" Eiyu said before he turned around and walked towards the exit "Kuyo-san, I'll take you to where I found her."
-Kokoa-
"Where the hell did you learn to fight like that?" the vampire asked as she felt her muscles tighten up again.
Hiyori just smirked; while she was holding back, she did start to fight the Bean with more intensity after she made the bet. There was no way in hell she'd call anyone sama; besides, she was much stronger than the vampire. Shinji always said she had a problem with superiors; well… anyone that looked at her like she was lower than anyone. Probably something she picked up from being an orphan in the Rukongai with all the snotty adults and 'upper-class' people treating her like dirt.
"I taught myself" as she started eating the food in front of her.
"Bull shit! It had to be a family member; a brother, sister, mother, father, SOMEONE" Kokoa said in anger.
"I'm an orphan" the Vizored said as she looked down at her drink "I don't even have siblings. I've always been on my own and had to fight to protect myself."
Those words hit something in Kokoa; it made her feel so lucky to have her family, even though she didn't like most of them. Had she grown up like Hiyori, she probably wouldn't be here right now. It was because of Moka that she was as strong as she was right now; had her S-ranked sister not been there for her she would be just another weakling that was an insult to her species.
"You… you don't have any family…" with a surprised and shocked tone.
"How many times do I have to repeat myself;" with an irritated tone "I'm on my own. The closest thing I've ever had to family got transferred elsewhere and I got left behind!"
Everyone always acted so surprised when they found out that she was an orphan and it annoyed the shit out of her. It hurt when her original taichou got promoted to the Royal Guard of the Shinigami King and didn't even tell her. She felt abandoned and betrayed because of that; the closest thing to a mother she had ever known just left her. The burn from the healing process started when Kisuke became her taichou; then the idiot got mixed up in the shit Aizen had caused.
"That's why you're here?" the vampire asked "to get him back?"
She remembered the lengths she was willing to go to in order to try to free her Onee-sama from the seal that was placed on her and made the fake Moka appear. Those American scary movies were good for something other than causing Kahlua to cry about 'pointless deaths'; even though it was only a movie… Those were the only times that she felt superior to her only full sister; any other time she was doomed from the start.
"You wouldn't understand what I'm talkin' about. Just tell me where Kenpachi is so I can get outa here" as she stood up from her seat.
"I don't know where the weakling is" with a shrug of her shoulders.
The only time she cared where Eiyu was, was when he was around her sister, or when she was planning something against him. Currently, she wasn't doing any sort of planning and her Onee-sama was with that Newspaper Club of hers. Luckily none of her sister's friends had dragged the Fraccion into that club; if one of them did, she would be there to attack him whenever she felt like it.
"We had a deal" the blonde snapped as she grabbed her counterpart by her shirt "now tell me where he is!"
The Visored didn't want to waste time by being messed with like that. They made a deal and she won far and square; she'd get the information out of the vampire one way or another.
"I don't know where he is now," with a smile "but I know where he'll be in the mornin'."
"Fine" as she let go of Kokoa "I got nothin' better to do; so I guess I can stay a night."
-Eiyu-
He led the Kitsune in the direction that he had come from a little more than an hour ago. Even though he knew that Mizore was going to be alright, he still couldn't but to be worried about her; she had lost a lot of blood in a short amount of time and her body was a little warmer than usual. The Yuki-Onee was his friend when he was alive and again when he's a shinigami.
"How long have you known Shirayuki?" the Kitsune asked to break the silence that ensued each footstep.
Eiyu looked at the one that he would be answering to when he joined the Safety Committee and knew that he was getting information for an investigation.
"Only four days" he replied "she seems to be really nice and I don't know why someone would do that to her."
Kuyo looked at the ground and saw a few drops of blood that had a fall pattern pointing to the infirmary. The drops were lines, most likely because of how fast Eiyu would've been moving to get the yuki-ona to the infirmary. To make blood drops look like lines, he would've had to have been moving faster than many Yokai; possibly even faster than a werewolf. The Fraccion was starting to confirm the thought he had about him being an asset to the Safety Committee.
First he showed he could keep his posture in the face of danger when he killed that masked creature on his first day here. Being apart of the Safety Committee meant that one always had to maintain their command presence to keep from being questioned by others. With how much scrutiny the Safety Committee has been receiving ever since his defeat last year, maintaining a strong command presence is very important. More so since the Head Master was thinking about cutting some of their funds from the budget planning he was going to do in the next month. Eiyu also knows about the masked creatures that are attacking the Academy and even knows how to kill them. That was enough reason to excuse his disturbance on his first day; if he could defeat one that easily then he could be useful even if he didn't join the Safety Committee. The only true problem that could arise would be students questioning if the Safety Committee was actually doing anything. They had gotten enough of that when he was defeated by the S-rank vampire and werewolf.
The only thing that was possibly going to keep him from being able to join was the fact that he let the orange haired vampire attack him and he didn't do anything about it. If he was going to be a member of the Safety Committee then he'd have to knock the vampire down a few pegs and show he was willing to do what was necessary to maintain a superior status than other students. Although the Fraccion talked like he was a pacifist, he'd still be able to be a poster boy for the Committee at the very least. But the Safety Committee didn't need a pacifist joining them, they needed fighters that were stronger than any student they could end up facing. Eiyu's true strength was unknown to him and he could possibly be the only one that could take on the S-rank vampire in an all out fight and win.
"Do you have any classes with her?"
"I'm a freshman" Eiyu answered "so no."
"How well did you know her?" looking at him from the corner of his eye.
"Just that she's a yuki-ona and a sophomore" while he scratched his head "when we walked back from The Retreat she said that her species is endangered and she mentioned a flower offering ceremony. It happens every year for those of her species that's turning seventeen. She also said that she was hoping to have her friend escort her, but since he died she has to go alone."
Kuyo shook his head and saw that Kenpachi was clueless about what he was asking.
"Are you insinuating that he's the type that would have sex with a girl he just met?" they heard Soifon ask with a hint of venom in her voice.
If he was the type that would do that, Tsukune wouldn't have said anything about seeing her half naked. Hopefully Jagerjaquez wouldn't rub off on him and cause Tsukune to become someone who would have sex with just about anything in a skirt. That Arrancar annoyed her beyond any logical reason and she didn't want Tsukune to become anything like that.
"Soifon-sensei" Eiyu said with surprise "you're still here…"
He half expected her to be looking for the one that attacked Mizore. She wasn't the type to just sit around and wait for someone; the taichou seemed to be more of the type that would leave after a few minutes.
"You two were together when you found Shirayuki" Kuyo said with suspension as he looked at Eiyu.
Eiyu had failed to mention that he was with someone when he found the yuki-ona. This could mean that either it slipped his mind while they were talking, or he felt that the sensei was the attacker and was protecting her. It wouldn't be the first time they've had issues with a sensei; there was Ririko-sensei who controlled students with her lamia abilities, and then there was Ishigami-sensei who kidnapped girls and turned them into statues. Not exactly a good reputation with sensei so far; of course that was nothing compared to some of the students. Even the latest additions to the academy were troublesome for him; Shuzen was a serious headache that didn't seem to have anything to treat it.
"She was helping me train" Eiyu answered "she was about to show me some martial arts moves when we heard Mizore scream."
"Training huh?"
"What are you suggesting?" Soifon asked with narrowed eyes.
She already knew what he was suggesting; he thought that she and Eiyu were romantically involved. That was not true in any manner of speaking; she was his superior and impersonating his sensei, it would be unethical and completely unprofessional. While a part of her wanted to at least try, she knew that it wouldn't work out without him being a part of another division. Even then, it'd be hard for them to see each other; she was a taichou with paperwork, subordinates, and meetings to deal with. Why was she suddenly trying to plan things out like this? It wasn't going to happen; not at all. Maybe the 'not at all' part was a lie; there was a better chance of her getting with Tsukune than several others she knows.
"Just questioning rather or not you speak the truth" as he turned to Eiyu.
-Kokoa and Hiyori-
The Visored looked at the plain white room and felt slightly out of place. The walls were plain, blank and held nothing on them; gave an empty feeling. She didn't like that feeling; having a hollow within her was bad enough, but having to stare at empty walls was stupid. Her red-head counterpart must have something that she could hang on the walls; a picture, painting, hell she'd settle for a jazz record as long as something was put on the walls.
"Don't ya have somethin' to hang on yer walls?" Hiyori asked.
Kokoa just looked back at the blonde vampire and then to the walls. While they were blank, she honestly didn't care too much; her room back home wasn't much different. She kept her walls blank to keep her family from thinking she was a child by taping up posters, pictures, or even a mirror hanging on it.
"Not really" the vampire said with a shrug "I don't care for childish decorations. Couldn't stand them back home."
"Better to look childish than feel empty;" Hiyori replied back "you have family, you should at least have a picture of them somewhere" looking around and not seeing a picture.
Kokoa looked at the Visored and could see that if she had a family, she'd have a picture of them on her. The look in her blonde counterpart's eyes showed that she was upset that someone with a family wouldn't have a picture of them. It had to be something dealing with the fact that the blonde was an orphan and abandoned; life didn't seem fair at all.
"I'll see if I can find somethin'" the red haired vampire said.
-Grimmjow-
He just looked at the feline in front of him after hearing a plan that she proposed. It was a damn good one too, but he had his doubts that it would work. Aono was too much of a pussy to even try to make a move on the flat chest taichou; it would take serious motivation for him to make a slightly lewd comment to her. The odds of him asking the taichou out on a date were none existent; however, with what the princess was proposing there wouldn't be a dinner or movie. The panther Arrancar believed he had a better chance fighting against the sou-taichou than Tsukune suddenly sacking up and having sex with the petite taichou.
"I'll bite and say it sounds like a good idea" he said with a sigh "but I highly doubt that Aono will do anything."
"You have either great confidence in his control" Yoruichi said as she crossed her arms over her massive chest "or very little in his ability to act on his desires."
Lust is a powerful thing, it could break even the best of people and cause issues for them; the Arrancar in front of her was a very good example. He was an Espada and most likely had a personality underneath his Hierro somewhere. Yet she found him in a sensei when she tapped on his window; a perfect example of lust taking control of someone.
"Wouldn't surprise me either way" as he leaned against the boulder behind him "but I've seen him around six chicks, that I know of, and haven't smelled anything close to sex on him. Either he's extremely good at cleaning himself up, or he hasn't fucked anyone."
"Are you willing to bet on it?" the Shihoin asked with a smile.
"Yer damn right!" he said with a grin.
"Good" Yoruichi said "the loser has to be the victor's servant for a month. No limitations on what can be ordered and if the servant fails to comply, the time starts over."
Grimmjow's ears twitched at the mention of no limitations; a perverse grin grew on his face as he thought of the first thing he'd order. He wanted the Shihoin princess to join him and Shizuka in bed. Rather anyone that knows him believes it or not, it was Shizuka that mentioned the possibility of a threesome. He wasn't gonna say no, what self respecting male would turn down a threesome when it was the female partner that mentioned it?
"What are the rules?"
"One, they can't know about the bet;" the feline started "if they know it could sway them one way or another about them getting together. Two, no outside interference from us in any way other than what we talked about earlier; after that it'll be up to them. Three, should they find out about the bet, it will become void. Four, the winner is decided by both Soifon and Tsukune saying they've gotten together…"
"Why not just make it when they fuck each other?"
If that were the case, he'd win for sure; there was no way that Tsukune was going to have the balls to fuck the flat-chested taichou.
"Alright;" with her usual sadistic grin "now all we need is a time limit. How does six weeks sound?"
"Fine by me" with a perverse chuckle "just out of curiosity; can ya change yer form so you have cat ears and tail?"
"Yes, I can" she purred "but only Kisuke has seen that form."
…Shinigami Cup: Golden…
Grimmjow sighed as he looked around and didn't see anything worth mentioning. There weren't even any basic hollow around for him to eat; the last time he ate a hollow was after his second battle with Ichigo and he got his left arm back. While the small fasting was barely noticeable to the Arrancar, he still didn't want to risk having his power regress in any way. He was regretting not taking advantage of the hollows that attacked the Seireitei and devouring their reiatsu to add to his strength. Being an Arrancar meant that he could go for at least a year without feeling any traces of hunger; so long as he didn't do any fighting in that time frame. If he were to engage in a fight, then he'd be able to go about a month without eating; a serious fight though, about a week, maybe less.
"Patrol sucks" he sighed as he rubbed the remainder of his mask.
"The other night there were several hollows" he heard Tsukune say as he appeared with sonido.
The Arrancar had asked him to do patrol with him; the reason was unknown though. Maybe the panther wanted to get extra sonido training in, possibly so he could learn more about the area, or even just to have someone to talk to.
"Lucky" the Arrancar sighed.
He looked up at the night sky and saw that it was a moonless night; they'd have to rely on Pesquisa to find any hollow that might be around. The lack of moon was different than what he was used too; change was a constant for every hollow, even those that are now Arrancar. A month ago, had someone told him that he'd be working alongside a shinigami he would've killed them; yet here he stands, teaching one. Then again, Aono was a normal shinigami; he had Arrancar powers that could eventually allow him to become strong enough to rival even the strongest of Vasto Lorde. That in itself was a scary thought; he was a shinigami with Arrancar abilities, that combination would allow his strength to continue growing with minimal difficulty unlike normal Arrancar who had their growth limited when they became Arrancar.
"How long have ya been interested in yer taichou?" the panther asked with a grin.
Soifon sprayed the water she was drinking everywhere when Yoruichi asked her that question. Tsukune was her subordinate and they were on a mission that required them to be focused and ready for any attack that could happen. Yet her mentor was here asking her if she told the chocolate haired boy about her interest in him. Just when she thought she'd be able to hang out with her mentor without being teased like this; said mentor asked that question.
"Yoruichi-sama!" the petite taichou exclaimed.
"I'm being serious Bee;" the Neko said as she leaned against the wall behind her "the boy seems nice enough. You've even called him by first name; that only proves that you're interested in him. I know that you've hugged him;" with a mischievous grin "I saw you two earlier today."
Soifon immediately turned beat red; she didn't anyone was around. She had checked only moments before Tsukune had hugged her; she'd ask how the Neko did it, but the princess wasn't called Goddess of the Flash for nothing. The Shihoin probably showed up while she was focused on Tsukune's reiatsu; kami it was so soothing to her. The feeling still lingered in her, but it was nothing compared to having the source pressed against her body; it was addicting after just the first exposure to it.
"My Bee's finally experiencing love;" Yoruichi giggled "to think, only a century or so ago you only showed an interest in a man when you had an itch to scratch. And speaking of that; when's the last time you got laid?"
Tsukune was almost neon red now thanks to the questions his Arrancar mentor was asking him. He wasn't the type that would do something like that and brag about it; it wasn't right. A gentleman doesn't go around bragging about things like that; not only was it rude, but it's completely inappropriate.
"I'm serious;" Grimmjow said "when's the last time you've fucked a chick? It had to be recently; you've got six chicks around ya…"
"Seven" the boy said in a low tone.
"What?" in disbelief of what he just heard.
There was another chick that he met and knew him. The Arrancar felt like he was missing a huge piece to the puzzle that was in front of him; they haven't even been here for a week, and he's met four local chicks that are pretty hot. The boy had to have had a dog or something with him when he was here while he was alive or something to have attracted all these chicks.
"The other night I met someone who I saved from a place called the Witches' Knoll; she tried to help me remember my past."
"Did you fuck her?" in a serious tone; Tsukune remained quiet, only causing a vein in Grimmjow's forehead to pulse "I am this close" as he used his thumb and index finger to give Tsukune an idea "to pulling yer sexuality into question."
"I've been interested in Soifon-taichou since I beat her fuku-taichou" Tsukune said getting back to the original question.
"Finally;" the Arrancar said loudly "now we're gettin' somewhere. I personally prefer chicks with a large rack," as his hands twitched as if they were groping a large pair of breasts "but whatever does it for ya. I remember the size of Harribel's rack; damn those things were just as big as Nel's, maybe a lil' bigger. Would've banged her too, but the bitch was so fuckin' cold and up tight that she makes yer taichou look like a cheeky schoolgirl. Unless…" as his eyes narrowed at Tsukune "you like the challenge. That's gotta be it; of all the chicks you've met, yer fallen for the one that's the hardest to figure out. Hell; that one fuku-taichou seemed really eager to find you yesterday and I didn't see any signs on ya that would've told me you got laid."
"What are you saying Yoruichi-sama?" Soifon asked in a confused tone.
The Shihoin princess had just suggested that her Bee liked a guy with a mysterious background that hardly anyone knew about. It wouldn't surprise Yoruichi too much if that were true; her pupil always did enjoy a challenge. Of course, that was when it came to training and not emotions; when it came to emotions, the Neko didn't have any idea what her Bee liked. The petite taichou never really had a boyfriend that she could recall; not that Yoruichi ever gave her much of a chance to date when the current taichou was under her.
"I'm just saying that I think you like the mystery that's behind Tsukune;" the Neko said with a shrug of her shoulders "if Kisuke had been the same way, I wouldn't have waited a year before I would've seduced him. Of course he really wasn't complaining when he was sucking on my nipples;" with a blush as she recalled her first time with her former third seat "that was a fun night" with a perverse grin and sigh of pleasure.
"YORUICHI-SAMA!" Soifon shouted in disgust "I don't want to hear about what you let that man do to you! If it weren't for the fact that you've said you enjoy it I would've killed that man at least three times over by now!"
"Shesh" the Shihoin said "I guess it has been a long time since you've gotten laid. The last guy you were with couldn't have been very fun if you're this tense. You seriously need to get laid" as she walked over to the window, opened it, and vanished.
With those words Tsukune quickly use sonido to go back to his room and hide his beat red face from his mentor. He had to get away from the Arrancar to keep from having a permanent blush on his face.
"That actually worked" Grimmjow said in disbelief as he sensed Yoruichi appear behind him.
"Now we wait;" the Neko said with a sadistic smile "how blushed was he?"
"I think he'll still have a blush in the mornin'" the panther answered "what about yer flat chested pupil?"
"I think she'll have interesting dreams for a while."
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Author's Note:
I'm sorry this chapter took so long; serious writer's block. I had to cut this chapter short because of its slow nature.
