Takasugi walks with Izuru, teasing the fact that Izuru has a date still. "It's a dataaae and you know it!"

"No, it isn't! You think about things the wrong way!"

"Nope, it is. You're blushing."

"You're embarrassing me, that's why!"

"Tell me, what do you think of her when she's not you know, that crazy way?"

"...Um...I think she's a nice woman who I hope I can be good friends with. Compared to what I experienced originally...But she is clearly ill-"

"Shut up about that! Be glad it's not one of those movies where she goes to watch you sleep while in crazy form!"

"That is not a movie. And I'm simply stating that-"

"Nope! Keep that science stuff out of here and ignore on how she is still sane. This story already stopped making sense anyway, so why bother? And i noticed something, you were flattered when she called you attractive...haah?"

"No, I wasn't. I was slightly surprised someone found me attractive. I...well...I can't say for myself or I'll seem full of myself."

"Yes, you were! You blushed when you heard that. What do you think of her?"

"Um...well...I...I don't know...She's normal-looking when she's not crazy... I suppose she's pretty..."

"Ha!"

"Don't jump into conclusions!"

"Friends don't call each other attractive. Girlfriends of gay guys and girls are the only friends that can call you attractive because you're clothes shopping. Anyone else saying that stuff outside of clothes shopping is something to jump into conclusions about. She likes you and that makes the crazy her want you as well."

"...Um... Friends seem better at this point...Been a while since I dated..."

"Two years to be exact. Just maybe try it out, it will go off."

"I do not understand why are you setting me up with YOUR EX."

"Come on, you two have similar personalities. Those that have the same attract."

"That's not it... It's opposites who attract. The ones that are similar get repelled or stay friends. Like magnets. It's most likely we will be just friends if we are that similar."

"Mm-hm. Tell me when you're expecting."

"WHY ARE YOU THINKING THAT FAR?! Me...and her...eh...that..." He gets flustered and turns red.

"You knew what I was talking about? Hahahah... Good luck!"

"It's not even time yet."

"Yeah. Just fit a few stories on the other guys and it will be time for you for your "date."

"NOT A DATE."

Deng Ai and Wen Yang had bandages on and were inside Deng Ai's house with Guo Huai, Zhuge Dan, and Xiahou Ba. They all had papers. "Since our lives are in grave danger, we have all prepared wills in case something will happen to us. I shall go first. I leave my house to Xiahou Ba since his house got blown up. My money will be divided between you four and Master Sima Yi. I should go visit him when he gets back. The part I own at "Google" can go to...um...Anyone want it? It will be reserved for you." Everyone looked at each other. "We can't fight over it. Give it to Zhuge Dan."

"Why? I don't deserve such generosity..."

"I'll give it to you. Next, Wen Yang?"

"I give my money to all of you. Doesn't matter who gets the most, just don't fight over it. Do what you like with the estate. The basketball team can go back to that Mark guy." Guo Huai went next, "I leave all money to you guys. You can sell my estate if you'd like. Company goes to whoever can handle it." Xiahou Ba reads his, "I leave my entire supply of Gro-X to Zhuge Dan."

"Why?"

"...You need it...You're pretty short...I have no house, so go Zhuge Dan."

"Hmph. I leave my earnings and winnings to Master Sima Shi and and all you guys. My estate doesn't really matter. You can sell it back."

"We all said what we needed to say, we can only defend against Zhong Hui's attacks. So don't let your guard down. If we do die, you heard what to do with our belongings." They all grunted in agreement.

Lu Meng was driving the stolen car with Ling Tong and Gan Ning in the back. "Hey, what should we do with this money?"

"Wine and strippers!"

"Not a bad idea, but I'm hungry..."

"What about that?" Gan Ning points at a McDonalds. Ling Tong looks at that and scoffs. "What? You want that? Do you even know what food they have?"

"It's called trying new things. You should try it sometime."

"Yeah, we all know how that worked out for you back at DW7. Your hair looked awful."

"Ok, that wasn't the best idea. Can I get something over there, old man?"

"Oh, fine... Let me figure out how you do this." Lu Meng goes to the drive-thru. "Um... how do I do it?"

"Hello, and welcome to McDonalds. What would you like?"

"Gan Ning, you say." Gan Ning moves to pop out of the driver window. "Yeah, I want food."

"Be more specific."

"What is that you have here?"

"Hamburgers..."

"Then I'll have twenty of those!"

"Would you like fries with that?"

"What are fries?"

"Potato sticks."

"Gimee twenty of those then!"

"What size?"

"LARGE!"

"Want a drink?"

"Damn right! I want twenty cups of wine!"

"We don't have wine... but we do have soda and juice."

"Soda then. What's soda?"

"Fizzy drink."

"Ooh."

"Anymore? There's ice cream, salad, chicken nuggets, and chicken sandwiches."

"Then I want all of that!"

"It will come to a total of $171.57." (Not actual price. But too lazy to add up normally.)

"Yeah, no problem."

"Drive up." Lu Meng drives up to the window. "What do we do?"

"Give us the cash." Gan Ning takes out crumpled bills and sticks them into the man's hand. "This is 90 dollars, we need more." Gan Ning fethes more out of his pocket and sticks it into the man's hand. "This is 160. I need 11 more."

"Ok, here." He takes out a few more crumpled bills. "You can drive to the front." Lu Meng is given bags with food in them. "Ok, this is way too much-" Gan Ning goes to grab the bags. He continues to grab more until the last thing was an ice cream cone. "Nom, nom, nom. This thing tastes good!" He eats the whole thing, and eats his hamburgers."

"Are you planning to share that?"

"I paid, get your own." Ling Tong grabs a burger and shoves it in his face just to taunt him. "See? I got one." Gan Ning sees a salad in one of his bags. (Ugh...no thanks...) "Old man, this is for you."

"Oh, thank you Gan Ning." The car ride was just Gan Ning and Ling Tong trying to eat as many hamburgers before the other. Guo Jia, Cao Pi, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, and Sun Ce all are back at the host club. The club was bustling with business when they heard Guo Jia came back. "Are you okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine." He adds some sparkles to that statement. All the girls squealed. Zhou Yu has just as much as him, except they were more into touching his hair. "Oh my god, how do you get this to be so soft?"

"Um...herbs in shampoo and eat a lot of salmon and spinach?" (Salmon is good for hair growth, FYI. Zhou Yu may have eaten that if he has that gorgeous hair. Or some spinach.)

"Really? I should try that!" All of the girls around Zhou Yu nodded. "..." (I think they just like me for my hair...) Lu Su and Sun Ce get decent reception, but usually just indulge themselves in wine and food rather than the ladies. Cao Pi is just as popular as Zhou Yu and Guo Jia at his table."So, what are you into?"

"Horse riding, archery, swordplaying, and poetry."

"Cool! I love horses. Are you into any music?"

"I make my own music." All of the girls act amazed. "Really? Can you show us?" Cao Pi takes out a zither and plays a few tunes while the girls all swoon over him. "Wow, you know how to play old instruments? That's cool!"

"I learned when I was a young child." He finishes and sits back at his seat. "You don't mind if I order some wine?"

"Yes! Anything you'd like!"

"Hmph." Zhang He was at that fancy clothing store and was doing well as usual. Zhen Ji goes up to him,"You seem to be enjoying this."

"I love this! A shame I can't do that back home, we have war, thus no time to dilly-dally. But now we can do as out hearts desires!" He dances and sparkles around the store. "He's enjoying himself. What about you, Cai Wenji?"

"Huh? I suppose it's nice to be in peace. Even we have to work, it's better than chaos."

"Ture." A man walks in and sees Zhen Ji and Cai Wenji with a amazed expression. He goes quickly over to them in a lisp voice. "You girls models?"

"Aw, that's sweet. You look and sound like Zhang He."

"Oh my god, I must have you for my new line of spring clothing!"

"Hm? What are you talking about?"

"I can make you rich! You're so beautiful, you put the moon to shame!"

(Sorry, already heard that from twenty other men that pass by here.) "Um...what do you want?"

"I want you two to be my models!" Zhang he sees that man and goes quickly to him. "Hello! I've heard something for Zhen Ji and Cai Wenji to be models!"

"Oh my god! That ascot and suit is so hot! You design?"

"Yes."

"Can I see your designs?" Zhang He takes out a sketch book. The man looks through them with approving expressions. "LOVE. THEM. Why you here? You should come with me! And those ladies your friends?"

"Yes, what?"

"I want them to be my models!"

"Oh! They should! But would they approve?" Zhang He turns to Zhen Ji who was nodding approvingly, but Cai Wenji was slightly blushing at the idea. "Me? A model? I don't think I could..."

"You're pretty as Zhen Ji! But I won't force it on you if you don't want to do it."

"I'll do it. But just no revealing clothing." Zhang He and that guy looked at each other and continued to talk on each other's fashion sense in many compliments. Zhen Ji whispers to Cai Wenji, "I feel like I'm seeing two Zhang Hes."

"It's nice Zhang He has someone to relate to besides us."

"But it's so...freaky how they look so similar..."

"Hm, maybe."

It switches back to Takasugi yelling. "Hey! That's not enough! It's still early!"

Hu...How many minutes left?

"About...30 minutes..."

Here's Zhang Jiao's religious program. It switches to Zhang Jiao holding a book with "Way of Peace" on it. "My children-*insert religious stuff here* I'm here to tell you about-*More religious stuff* My-*more religious stuff* We must not sit while-*something bad that religion can solve* These-*People religion does not approve of* We must purge them-*Genocide of a certain people for religious reasons* You-*Blah blah blah...* It switches back to Takasugi. "What was that?! You bored the audience! I can hear their snoring through this screen! Oh, it's time. Izuru, you can get ready for your-

"IT'S NOT A DATE!"

RING RING RING RING Everyone gets out of the school. Izuru walks to a table at the coffee shop to wait for Miyako. "I do not want you following me, Takasugi."

"I'm just-"

"Get out. I do not want your comments getting into the conversation."

"Okaaay..." Takasugi pretends to go away, but he jumps into another table and holds up a newspaper with holes for his eyes. Miyako sits in the chair across from Izuru. "Don't worry, the one you know is not coming since I took more medicine."

"But medi-"

SHUT UP ABOUT THAT. I do not want to make a big-ass deal with the disorder since it is very hard to break up and explain.

"Ok, the author's even yelling at me, so I'll stop with that..."

"Who are you talking to?"

"No one...I want to ask you this...When were the times you were crazy and the ones where you were normal. I can make something out of that." Takasugi scoffs behind him. (Really? Starting with your science crap? No wonder you're still single despite having that Uryu-ish face!) Miyako answers him, "I was normal during the time before meeting you and Takasugi again, and after I saw Takasugi and you, I blacked out."

"Something against Takasugi?"

"No, I don't. But it seems the other me takes over I see him."

"You must have some oppressed hate for him."

"No, I really don't, to be fully honest. I was slightly hurt with the sister thing, but I blown that off. He was obviously infatuated with my sister's advancements, and she is very, very convincing, so that is understandable."

"Ok, after that?"

"It was a back and forth game between me and Crazy. I blacked out for four days straight then. Takasugi already said all the things that crazy me has done."

"I spoke with you in the classroom once after you tried to run Takasugi over."

"Really? I did not run over Takasugi."

"Then that one time i talked with you was Crazy you. She tried to seduce me, but she was really awful at doing that stuff..."

"...Oh...What else did Crazy me do to you?"

"Let's see... Stalked me for a while, followed me to a strip club, almost raped me, stalked me some more, and then I said I was gay to her. I may have done some damage to you..."

"Yes, I still have some bruises."

"I'm sorry, I do not usually hit women."

"Don't worry, I'm not mad. You just did what you need to do to get rid of her."

"So, when were the times you were normal and talking to me or Takasugi?"

"Hm...none...Today was the first time I actually could speak to you guys face-to-face. Saying you're gay was the best thing you could have done, surprisingly."

"I wonder what happened. But do you have a childhood trauma? It may be the cause of your condition." Takasugi behind him, (Great, the Discovery Channel...)

"I can't remember that far back... Hmm..."

"Someone die? Saw something you shouldn't have saw? Takasugi scared or scar you?" Takasugi behind him, (Why me?! You ass!) Miyako thinks for a while before looking slightly upset. Izuru notices, "Oh! You don't have to tell me! I can just move on-"

"No, I can say. I...had a former friend that died a few years before I went to college..."

"Um...did I hit something...?"

"Don't worry, I do not mind. We were...close... and we almost got together until an..." She tears up slightly. "Hey, you don't have to continue. I can make do with that."

"...An admirer of his thought we were dating and tried to kill me. But he...died protecting me... I was very heartbroken, thus never tried to get close to someone again."

"Then why were you dating Takasugi?"

"To be honest, he was someone I can be with and not be in love with. Let's face it, he's too naive for love." Takasugi behind them, (Oh, screw you! I can make someone love me! And this is starting to sound like every romance manga and anime I've ever seen!)

"I'm sorry for prying into your life."

"No, it's good I face that again."

"Hm...the crazy you acts infatuated with me and will stalk me. She did almost rape me..."

"Actually, that sounds like my friend's admirer that killed him... And..." She slightly blushes. "You look like him..."

"Excuse me?"

"You resemble my friend from many years ago..."

"...Really? I can maybe evaluate on that. That moment was probably the root of your condition. When you saw me, it triggered a certain thing, did it?"

"Now that you mentioned it, I blacked out a lot after seeing you... I guess me seeing my friend's face again made me slightly uneasy and I changed."

"But why did your crazy you have a thing against Takasugi?"

"I do not know. I guess Takasugi is easy to hate." Takasugi behind them, (This is like already sounding like a psychiatrist show or Dr. Phil... And I'm not easy to hate! Ok, I may throw around a few bad jokes that might offend people...)

"The crazy you probably hates him due to the sister thing."

"Maybe."

(Again with the sister thing?! How many times do they need to bring that up?!)

"I've heard when you were crazy you she said about going to Hollywood."

"What? Now that I think about it...after I graduated from college, I blacked out. The moment I woke up, I was lying on a movie set. I got out immediately."

"Oh...Um...I don't want to pry...but what about me resembles that friend of yours?"

"He was intelligent, handsome, and had nice sense of humor. You seem to share the first two. Your face reminds me of him also."

"...Um...did you just call me handsome...?"

"Wait, I said that out loud...?"

"...Ok... I'm just a little surprised I could be considered...handsome..."

(Really? You look like Uryu Ishida with Usui Kazuyoshi's haircut and the fangirls are all over them!)

"...You can disregard that..."

"I'm not mad you called me that. Average was just something I was usually called throughout my life and got used to hearing."

"S-So, do you work at that computer company with Takasugi?"

"Huh? Oh..." (Will she get mad that Takasugi lied?) "Um...that was something Takasugi used on crazy you...But that made her more hating of him."

"Takasugi told me on the computer company thing to me as well. He lied, did he?"

"Yes..."

"That was expected of him."

"He told me he used to work at one but got fired for making the robots act out Pacific Rim scenes."

"Haha, that's something likely of him."

(Are they just making fun of me as their conversation?)

"So where do you actually work?"

"A video game company."

"Those are decent in terms of pay. Is it fun?"

"I sit at a desk to draw out characters than animate them. I have no idea what Takasugi is. Director of what?"

(I'm the director of animation! You see me stand in that room with all of the other guys!)

"So... not fun?"

"It depends. There is times where I enjoy it (All those times the DW characters abuse him), and times I hate it (He blew up DW China.)."

"That's nice."

"What about you?"

"Being a teacher is pretty boring, but you get to meet unique people. Besides, you get breaks, get out at around 4'o clock, and weekends off."

"What do you do in your spare time?"

"I don't do much. I don't go out a lot either. Just stay home to watch TV and play video games."

(Come on! Date! You both have SO much time on your hands! This could kill time since we have tailing the char-OH MY GOD! We didn't pay attention to the characters! But...I want to see what happens next...)

"I tend to do that a lot myself, but Takasugi keeps on dragging me out..." (I can't talk about the characters...) "...to do stuff...like force me into that strip club..."

"Did you..."

"No! I'm not interested in that! I got out when he got too drunk to know what happened."

"I'm just wondering...how do you have that much time? Your work has a break right now?"

(No, my work is running around here, so I have nothing right now...) "...Yes...we have a break..."

"That must have been relaxing for you. Anyway-"

WHOOOHOOOOO! They see a car rush down the street with Gan Ning at the wheel and Lu Meng and Ling Tong at the back. Police chase them.

Hahaha! Can't catch me!

GAN NING STOP! The commotion rushes past the two.

"What was that?"

"Um...some crazy drunk driver..."

(That's it! This is getting too ridiculously boring! I'm going up there!) When Takasugi gets up and is almost at the other table, a motorcycle barrels into him, sending him flying to the wall. "OOOFFF!"

I left it on!

After it! Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying run past Izuru's table. "...Um...What was that you wanted?"

"I want to be friends. If you're willing to look past the crazy me..."

"Hm, I would like that. Now should we-" A teal car zips past them with police cars chasing after it.

This is why I don't let you drive! I feel sick...

We're fine! We're fine...

"...That car is very obvious...We should get out of here."

"Right with that." They get out of their seats and walk away quickly. "That was quite a show back there."

"Yeah...a show... Do you need to be escorted back home?"

"I can fend for myself...but thanks for offering."

"Alright, see you."

"Bye." She walks away to her car. Izuru goes back to the area and looks ahead. "What trouble are you people in now-What the heck?" He sees Takasugi implanted into the wall. "Why are you here?"

"Mm-hm...Hm m mmmm" He falls off. "Ow..."

"You stayed here and listened to the conversation?!"

"It was already boring... And using every cliche from romance mangas..."

"It was not romantic! We talked and became friends."

"How could you let her get away...? She's similar to you..."

"I'm not interested in dating now. Friends is better."

"Wow, you friend zoned yourself..."

"Friends is best for now. I'll consider dating again when I feel like it."

"I did hear that part when she said you resemble her dead buddy."

"Well, when you say it like that, you seem insensitive."

"Really? I saw you blush when she called you handsome."

"I-I'm just not used to that!"

"You look like Uryu. And he's handsome."

"That's an anime character!"

"If we weren't in word format, we'll be animated. Animated you is Uryu without glasses."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Date heeer."

"NO! I'm not having this conversation with you again." He walks away from Takasugi and to his car. "Hey, wait! I some stuff in my car that I need to ask you about!"

"What is it?"

"I have 250,000 dollars in life insurance money claimed because five characters died."

"What exactly are you going to do with it?"

"I don't know..."

"You'll find something to do with it eventually." The scene changes to Gan Ning driving fast across the streets and the teal car from earlier drives up to it. Gan Ning pops his head out and yells at the driver. "Hey! What do ya think you're doing? I'm driving here!" Sima Yi turns to see him, "Who are you...? Wait...that Wu kid that runs around with no top."

"Kid?! I'll show you!" Gan Ning rams his car onto the car next to him. "Ah! What are you doing?!" He gets interrupted when a bullet flies past him. "Ah! What the-?" He sees a figure on a roof. "Hold on."

"Wait! What are you-" Sima Yi steps on the accelerator hard and it goes faster away from the police cars and Gan Ning. "What's this button do? Nitrous..." He pushes it. "Nothing happened-AAHH!" The car speeds down the streets and it was coming to a dead end. "Ah! You're going to crash into that!" Sima Yi turns the wheel very hard, and it turns in time from the wall. Police cars crash into there one by one. Gan Ning sees the wall, turns the wheel, but was too late and the side crashed into there. "GAH! Koff...Koff..."

"You idiot! Now how do we get back?!"

"Um... Look over there, those guys crashed behind us."

"Well, their "cars" are not in good shape." Gan Ning tries to start the car, but it sputters and dies down. "Oh, man!" The teal car sped ahead into an area away from the public and slowed down. "Ok... we should be safe..."

"A projectile almost hit you. I saw the figure."

"I'm fine. And it will take a while for the assassin to go onto another rooftop."

"We should go home."

"They'll probably be expecting us, maybe wait a bit. This is becoming a pain...I want to knock some sense into that boy..."

"Doesn't that boy remind you of someone?"

"Who?"

"I'm looking at him right now."

"...What? No...! He's me?"

"Well, now you're not like that. But back when you had a fan and a funny voice."

"What? I'm nothing like him! He's a naive little child."

"So were you back then."

"How would you know about that?"

"I saw those scenes of you laughing, laughing, and more laughing. Getting shot with the arrow, you getting angry because a little girl questioned your masculinity, you killing Cao Cao, you getting too comfortable with that Wei woman, your death scene, you acting like Zhao-"

"Since when do I act like Zhao?!"

"DW6, you were riding horses with a group of soldiers, and you said you working for Cao cao "was a bother." You said it twice even."

"Oh... You saw those scenes with..."

"You seemed too comfy with that woman..."

"I'm not! They were taken out of context!"

"I'm guessing you felt slightly lonely in there..."

"No, no! I have no feelings whatsoever with her! She's young enough to be my daughter anyway!"

"...I married you when I was thirteen... You didn't seem to complain about that..."

"That was because my father would give me a whipping if I went against him. Complaining would just make it hurt more..."

"Mm-hm." They go around for a while until they go towards home. When they passed an area, a goon sees them. "Hey, Johnny! I found the lady!" The other goon walks to him with an ice cream cone. "What?"

"I found the lady that cheated us 250,000 dollars!"

"Oh." He licks his cone. "Come on, then!"

"Yeah, just let me eat ma gelato."

"That's regular ice cream!"

"Well excuse me for being ethnic!"

"We're losing her!"

"Fine, fine...nag, nag, nag,..." They get into a van to drive after the teal car. A figure on the rooftops is aiming his sniper at the teal car. "Got ya..." He shoots. The bullet travels until it hits the roof of the van and not the teal car. "Damn."

"What was that?! Some other gang hitting us?"

"We didn't do nothing! Is it the Second Lane Devils?"

"Who cares? We need to get the lady to the boss!"

"What about that guy?"

"We need to take him too." The assassin on top of the roof tries again. "Grr...why is it so damn hard to kill those two?" He shoots, but it hits the roof of the teal car. "Ah! He's trying to hit us!" Sima Yi speeds up. The goons behind him groaned. "Argh, he's getting away!"

"Then drive faster!"

"You're not helping when you're just munching on your ice cream!"

"Can I just shoot out his tires?"

"We don't want attention! Especially the cops!"

"What do we do then?"

"We're just gonna tail 'em and see where they live. Then we strike. They look like they can't put up a fight." The assassin back on the rooftop gets angry. "They're almost out of my sight! One more!" He aims and shoots. The bullet goes through the roof, and clips Sima Yi's shoulder. "GAH!" The car swerves for a bit and he gets it in control. "My lord! You're hurt!"

"What are you talking about...? I'm fine. It's just a scratch..." Blood oozes from his shoulder.

"No, you're not! Let me take over."

"Don't worry about me."

"Grr...! I'm taking over!" She (Somehow) picks Sima Yi and switches places with him. "I told-"

"No! You need help and you can not drive in that condition!"

"Aren't you getting protective of me? This isn't really your style..."

"I could just throw you out there."

"Now, we both know you're not going to do that. But this is a nice change of pace." Zhang Chunhua turns the wheel violently, causing Sima Yi to hit the side of the door. "OW! What happened to the protecting-"

SCREEEECH THUD "OW! Be a little more gentle!"

"Now, we both know you like being treated like this."

"What are you talking about...? I don't enjoy you-"

SCREEEECH THUD "Ow!"

"Quit being a baby." She drives faster, losing the goons behind her. "Hey! They're getting away! Drive faster!"

"I can't! Where did you get this piece of junk anyway?"

"Ebay." Right when he said that, the van breaks down and the car gets away from them. "ARGH!"

"Actually, I see where they are going. We can come back later to grab them."

"Really? Where?"

"In that neighborhood."

"Hmph, just call one of our guys to send another van and we can get them." When the two got back to the house, they got out of the car. "Come, I can treat that for you."

"With what?"

"I saw the place had some items I can use." They go inside. "Sit here." Zhang Chunhua goes to a large closet and opens it. Since I have the power to decide what's there, there is very convenient amounts of medical supplies in there. As she scanned the inside and Sima Shi was sleeping in one of the compartments."...Why is this here?" She takes a box of miscellaneous stuff out and puts it out. "Now, the medical supplies." She takes a few items and closes the closet. Wang Yuanji walks out of a room, and sees Zhang Chunhua. "My lady, you're here. What is with the bandages?"

"Sima Yi got hit with by one of the assassins."

"Is he okay?"

"Only his shoulder got hit. We manage to get away. Now, excuse me." She goes to treat Sima Yi. Wang Yuanji runs upstairs to see Sima Zhao sleeping in the (filthy)bed. "Zhao, your father was attacked."

"...Nrgh...who...?"

"Your father could have died. You don't seem to be very upset." Sima Zhao sits right up, "What? Father was attacked? Is he okay?"

"He's only got a wound in the shoulder."

"Grr...Zhong Hui is going too far, we must get rid of him!"

"Remember what the man said? Zhong Hui will have bodyguards and if we do get to him, killing him will cause a panic."

"You're right...but he almost got Deng Ai and Wen Yang!"

"I'm afraid we can only wait and defend..." Jia Chong was outside and notices the goons pull up in another van. "Hey, hey. Do you think we could get them out here without someone seeing?"

"It's very quiet, so I guess."

"You two, what are you doing?"

"Someone's here!"

"Oh! We're cleaners!"

"Where are your cleaning materials?"

"In the back, of course! Just let us take them out!" The two goons go to the back and prepare some weapons. "We'll just kill him...No one would hear anyway."

"And no one would hear you either." Jia Chong stands behind the two. "You are going to want someone here, no? Well...I'm here to stop that."

SNAP SNAP THUD THUD

"I have to go back inside. I'll just dispose of them in this. Hm? What weapons are these? They might come in use later..." Izuru drives home and he goes inside. He sees Takasugi taking an anime figure and looking up it's bottom. "HOW DID YOU GET IN?!"

"Picked your lock. Hey, do these have panties?"

"Those are male figures!"

"Fine, underwear. You have one girl on here, oh, she has panties."

"Why are you here?"

"I'm bored."

"Don't act like a child about it. Go look for a DW character to annoy."

"I can't. Since this Zhong Hui thing, it's hard to approach the Jin characters."

"Then talk to someone else. Cao Pi?"

"No, can't stand him."

"Why...?"

"He's an ass."

"I know that. Just go and stay home then."

"But-"

"If they die, they die. But they are going to pop up in the DW8 game even though it's still destroyed." Takasugi takes a golden Gundam model and examines it. Izuru gets nervous. "Hey! Be careful with that!"

"Your otaku's showing. Come on, these are really stu-" He drops it, and it shatters to pieces. "Uh-oh..." He gets glared over with a dark aura. "Hey...I'm sure you can get another..." Izuru's eyes turn blank and glow to a red-ish color. He goes up to Takasugi with a dark aura and stands over him. "Hey...um...Since when were you that tall...?"

"...That...was...limited...edition...And...that...costed...me...one...hundred...fifty...dollars...And...it...was...real...gold...too...I'm...going...to...kick...your...ass..." He towers over him in a even more dark aura and his eyes became more dark and blood red filled the entire sockets of his eyes.

"Ok, the otaku's really showing! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"


Izuru's me if I see someone touch my Gundam models or anime figures. Maybe not all devil-ish, but I'll get uneasy.

Do they make real gold Gundam models? If they did and if I had a million dollars, I would buy that first.

Stereotypical drama, stereotypical humor and stereotypical action were in these chapters, so why not include stereotypical unintentional romance? It doesn't hurt, I'm bad at it anyway.

A little girl questioning Sima Yi's masculinity was Xiao Qiao if you use her at Wu Zhang Plains in DW2 or 3. This is what she taunts him with: "It's okay, Sima Yi! Start acting like a man!" You can find this scene in a Dynasty Warriors parody called "Dynasty Hijinks" on YouTube. I think it was number eight.

The Wei woman Zhang chunhua mentioned was Wang Yi, FYI. Those cutscenes with her and Sima Yi looked funny if you think a little out the box.

Second Lane Devils is just a parody name on Third Street Saints from Saints Row.

Zhong Hui does remind me of Sima Yi in the older games. Both arrogant smart-asses that wanted to take over everything. But here's the major difference: One achieved his goals and took over Wei, managed to establish the foundations for Jin. The other did not achieve his goals due to his plans ending in extravagant failure.