Intermission 3 – Cooking for Dummies!

I don't own Golden Sun!


Alex: ARGH! HELP! ANYONE! (Being dragged by potatoes) NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE TURNED INTO POTATO SALAD! I WANNA COOK AGAIN!

Potatoes: (Vanish)

Alex: MAUAHAHAHHAHA! NOW I SHALL DESRTOY (Potatoes reappear) – I MEAN I SHALL COOK! MAUAHAHHAHA!

(Thunder and Lightning)

Meanwhile…

Isaac: Why isn't anyone reviewing?

Ivan: …Hopefully Alex won't be revived.

Garet: Hey, but I'm ALIVE. Shouldn't Felix and Alex both be alive?

Alex: I LIVE! MUAHAHAH!

Felix: Hey! No fair stealing MY lines! I LIVE! MUAHAHAH!

Alex: Fine! I LIVE EVEN MORE! MUAHAHAHAH!

Garet: MUAHAHAHAH! I AM THE MURDERER GARET! I LIVE AND I KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (Begins beating up Felix and Alex)

Alex: NOOOOOOOO! I JUST WANT MY JOB BACK!

Felix: Liar-

Alex: (Knocks Felix out, then puts on cute eyes) I want to cook!

Mia: WHO COULDN'T RESIST THAT? OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK! Now cook.

Several minutes later…

THE TASTE TESTING TIME!

Today our Judges are…

Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia…

Felix: Hey! Why are you choosing everyone beside MY team?

Fezhi, Master Hammet…

Ivan: I LOVE YOU MASTER HAMMET!

Master Hammet: …I wish he would shut up…

Ivan: OK MASTER HAMMET I'LL SHUT UP!

Master Hammet: JUST…JUST BE QUIET!

Ivan: OK MASTER HAMMET, I'LL JUST…JUST BE QUIET!

Master Hama, Dora, Kyle…

Ivan: OH MY GAWD, YOU INVITED DORA THE EXPLORER?

Dora: Shut up Ivan!

Kyle: Now Dora, don't go crazy…

Dora: (Slaps Kyle)

And our most favorite character!

THE PROXIAN ELDER!

Proxian Elder: (Coughs several times and doubles over in a heap)

Our first meal is the Appetizers!

Alex: (Brings in a small potato drizzled with a bit of cheese)

Isaac: …

Garet: CHEEESE!

Ivan: Blech…I hate cheese.

Mia: ANYTHING TO DO WITH ALEX OR MADE BY HIM I LOVE!

Fezhi: …It tastes like Master Hama's socks. Yum.

Master Hama: YOU ATE MY SOCKS?

Audience: Gasp.

Master Hammet: It tastes like Ivan. But I LIKE IT!

Ivan: YOU CANNIBAL!

Master Hama: It tastes like Garet's hair.

Isaac: WOW! YOU ATE GARET'S HAIR AND DIDN'T DIE FROM THE TOXICNESS!

Dora: It tastes like Boots from Dora the Explorer…(smiles evilly)

Ivan: SEE? I TOLD YOU THAT THE AUTHOR INVITED DORA THE EXPLORER!

Dora: (Splats potato on Ivan's face)

Kyle: …

Proxian Elder: (Coughs and dies)

Our next meal is the main course!

Alex: (Brings in a huge potato salad)

Isaac: …I hate veggies…

Dora: Isaac you BAD BOY! (Spanks Isaac)

Isaac: OW! I mean, IT TASTES GREAT!

Garet: SALAD!

Ivan: Veggies promote good health!

Mia: …I LOVE IT! (Not)

Fezhi: It tastes like Master Hama's slippers…

Master Hama: YOU SLOBBERED OVER MY SLIPPERS?

Audience: Laugh

Master Hammet: It tastes like Ivan.

Ivan: MASTER HAMMET! HOW COULD YOU?

Audience: Gasp!

Random Person in Audience: Hahaha…ha?

Master Hama: It tastes like Garet's shoes.

Garet: Hey! One of my shoes are missing!

Dora: It tastes like SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Ivan: See? SEE-

Dora: (Punches Ivan)

Kyle: It tastes like my old sweaty gym socks.

Proxian Elder: (Faints and turns purple with orange polka-dots)

And now for dessert!

Alex: Brings in Potato Ice Cream

Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR!

Garet: POTATO ICE CREAM!

Ivan: Not bad.

Mia: OF COURSE I LOVE IT! (Not again)

Fezhi: All the BETTER TO EAT UP MASTER HAMA, MY DEAR.

Master Hammet: Wow, this REALLY does taste like Ivan!

Ivan: EEEEK! (Runs off)

Master Hama: It tastes like Garet.

(Garet has vanished and Master Hama's dish of ice cream is still there…dundundun!)

Dora: It tastes like Master Hama this time…strange.

(Master Hama is also gone, but Dora's dish of ice cream still remains…)

Kyle: It tastes terrible. Really.

Proxian Elder: (Has turned into ashes and has vanished completely)

Now it is time to add up appeal points!

Appeal Points:

5 points for the first round…

6 points for the second round…

4 points for the last round…

Totaled up 15 points out of 30! It's a fifty-fifty total! So come back on the next episode of COOKING FOR DUMMIES!


A/N: Well, please review…I'm running out ideas.