Intermission 3 – Cooking for Dummies!
I don't own Golden Sun!
Alex: ARGH! HELP! ANYONE! (Being dragged by potatoes) NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE TURNED INTO POTATO SALAD! I WANNA COOK AGAIN!
Potatoes: (Vanish)
Alex: MAUAHAHAHHAHA! NOW I SHALL DESRTOY (Potatoes reappear) – I MEAN I SHALL COOK! MAUAHAHHAHA!
(Thunder and Lightning)
Meanwhile…
Isaac: Why isn't anyone reviewing?
Ivan: …Hopefully Alex won't be revived.
Garet: Hey, but I'm ALIVE. Shouldn't Felix and Alex both be alive?
Alex: I LIVE! MUAHAHAH!
Felix: Hey! No fair stealing MY lines! I LIVE! MUAHAHAH!
Alex: Fine! I LIVE EVEN MORE! MUAHAHAHAH!
Garet: MUAHAHAHAH! I AM THE MURDERER GARET! I LIVE AND I KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (Begins beating up Felix and Alex)
Alex: NOOOOOOOO! I JUST WANT MY JOB BACK!
Felix: Liar-
Alex: (Knocks Felix out, then puts on cute eyes) I want to cook!
Mia: WHO COULDN'T RESIST THAT? OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK! Now cook.
Several minutes later…
THE TASTE TESTING TIME!
Today our Judges are…
Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia…
Felix: Hey! Why are you choosing everyone beside MY team?
Fezhi, Master Hammet…
Ivan: I LOVE YOU MASTER HAMMET!
Master Hammet: …I wish he would shut up…
Ivan: OK MASTER HAMMET I'LL SHUT UP!
Master Hammet: JUST…JUST BE QUIET!
Ivan: OK MASTER HAMMET, I'LL JUST…JUST BE QUIET!
Master Hama, Dora, Kyle…
Ivan: OH MY GAWD, YOU INVITED DORA THE EXPLORER?
Dora: Shut up Ivan!
Kyle: Now Dora, don't go crazy…
Dora: (Slaps Kyle)
And our most favorite character!
THE PROXIAN ELDER!
Proxian Elder: (Coughs several times and doubles over in a heap)
Our first meal is the Appetizers!
Alex: (Brings in a small potato drizzled with a bit of cheese)
Isaac: …
Garet: CHEEESE!
Ivan: Blech…I hate cheese.
Mia: ANYTHING TO DO WITH ALEX OR MADE BY HIM I LOVE!
Fezhi: …It tastes like Master Hama's socks. Yum.
Master Hama: YOU ATE MY SOCKS?
Audience: Gasp.
Master Hammet: It tastes like Ivan. But I LIKE IT!
Ivan: YOU CANNIBAL!
Master Hama: It tastes like Garet's hair.
Isaac: WOW! YOU ATE GARET'S HAIR AND DIDN'T DIE FROM THE TOXICNESS!
Dora: It tastes like Boots from Dora the Explorer…(smiles evilly)
Ivan: SEE? I TOLD YOU THAT THE AUTHOR INVITED DORA THE EXPLORER!
Dora: (Splats potato on Ivan's face)
Kyle: …
Proxian Elder: (Coughs and dies)
Our next meal is the main course!
Alex: (Brings in a huge potato salad)
Isaac: …I hate veggies…
Dora: Isaac you BAD BOY! (Spanks Isaac)
Isaac: OW! I mean, IT TASTES GREAT!
Garet: SALAD!
Ivan: Veggies promote good health!
Mia: …I LOVE IT! (Not)
Fezhi: It tastes like Master Hama's slippers…
Master Hama: YOU SLOBBERED OVER MY SLIPPERS?
Audience: Laugh
Master Hammet: It tastes like Ivan.
Ivan: MASTER HAMMET! HOW COULD YOU?
Audience: Gasp!
Random Person in Audience: Hahaha…ha?
Master Hama: It tastes like Garet's shoes.
Garet: Hey! One of my shoes are missing!
Dora: It tastes like SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Ivan: See? SEE-
Dora: (Punches Ivan)
Kyle: It tastes like my old sweaty gym socks.
Proxian Elder: (Faints and turns purple with orange polka-dots)
And now for dessert!
Alex: Brings in Potato Ice Cream
Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR!
Garet: POTATO ICE CREAM!
Ivan: Not bad.
Mia: OF COURSE I LOVE IT! (Not again)
Fezhi: All the BETTER TO EAT UP MASTER HAMA, MY DEAR.
Master Hammet: Wow, this REALLY does taste like Ivan!
Ivan: EEEEK! (Runs off)
Master Hama: It tastes like Garet.
(Garet has vanished and Master Hama's dish of ice cream is still there…dundundun!)
Dora: It tastes like Master Hama this time…strange.
(Master Hama is also gone, but Dora's dish of ice cream still remains…)
Kyle: It tastes terrible. Really.
Proxian Elder: (Has turned into ashes and has vanished completely)
Now it is time to add up appeal points!
Appeal Points:
5 points for the first round…
6 points for the second round…
4 points for the last round…
Totaled up 15 points out of 30! It's a fifty-fifty total! So come back on the next episode of COOKING FOR DUMMIES!
A/N: Well, please review…I'm running out ideas.
