Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy, or 'The Rugrats Movie'.
Meanwhile, in the forest the kids, thankfully unharmed, climbed out of the truck, pulling the Angel Wagon with them, and began to survey their surroundings.
"W-where are we?" Tara stuttered.
"I don't know" Buffy replied. "It looks kinda like the park."
"Only biggerer" Anya added.
"Biggerer?" cried Willow. "This place is biggerer than the park and Buffy's backyard all put together!"
"This is b-bad you guys" said Tara. "R-real bad." Suddenly, Dawn began to make a series of strange sounds and expressions, and her cheeks were tinged with a light shade of pink.
"Uh-oh, Buffy" said Anya. "I think your sister might be broked again."
"Oh no!" cried Buffy, as she and the other kids ran over to check on the baby. "Are you okay Dawn?"
"I think she's gonna explode" said Xander.
"Poopie" said Dawn, seeming as though she was concentrating on something.
"What?" asked Buffy, panicking a little.
"POOPIE!" Dawn yelled, along with an unmistakeable plopping sound.
"Eww!" the kids cried in unison.
"Well" sighed Buffy, "I guess we're gonna have to change her diapie."
"What do you mean we?" said Xander, annoyed.
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Meanwhile, back at the house, the police had arrived to investigate, along with a number of news crews.
"I can't believe you left them with Rupert!" Joyce cried to Hank. "The man slept through the Watcher's Council exploding for God's sake!"
"I sounded the alarm as soon as I bloody well could!" said Giles defensively. A detective, Kate Lockley, was also present, asking the parents questions.
"So, Mrs. Summers, does your daughter have any enemies?"
"Oh.." said Joyce.
"Uh-huh.." said Kate, scribbling on a clipboard. "Any vampire or demon connections?"
"She is a baby!" Joyce yelled in disbelief.
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Back in the forest, the Scoobies were attempting to change Dawn's diaper. Buffy was trying to powder her sister's bottom, without much success. It was getting everywhere, causing the children to cough.
"The powder's 'sposed to go on her bottom, Buffy!" yelled Anya.
"I'm doing the best I can!" Buffy replied. Dawn was making things difficult by squirming around, and kicked her sister.
"Pee!" she cooed happily, as she began to do just that.
"Look out!" cried Xander, moving to avoid the yellow stream.
"Watch it!" shouted Buffy, dodging also.
"Ew, ew, ew!" cried Anya, ducking.
"Stop it, Dawn!" Willow yelled.
"Careful!" said Xander, dodging again. He crashed into Willow, knocking her down, and a frog jumped on her head. Tara gasped. Willow was terrified of frogs. "Ah!" Willow cried, jumping up and running around in circles, panicking. "Frog, frog!"
"Willow, h-hold still!" said Tara, chasing her friend to try and help her remove the offending animal. Willow tripped, falling into a pile of leaves, and the frog hopped away. Tara helped her up, and she marched angrily over to Buffy and Dawn.
"Your sister maked a frog jump on me!" she growled.
"Ribbit!" giggled Dawn.
"Stop it!" Willow yelled.
"Stop it!" Dawn mimicked.
"You stop it!" shouted Willow, becoming annoyed.
"Stop it!"
"Stop it!"
"Hey, you guys" said Buffy, cutting off the argument as she finally managed to get Dawn's diaper on, "Maybe we should stop playing around and figure out how to get home."
"But Buffy, we don't even know where we are!" said Anya. At this moment, Buffy got an idea.
"I know!" she cried, pulling out her new pocket watch. "I got my sponsatility!"
"What's a sponsatility Buffy?" asked Anya.
"It sounds yucky" said Xander.
"Is it g-gonna hurt?" said Tara.
"No, it's what you get for being a big sister" Buffy explained, heading over to the Angel Wagon. "It's like what Okey-Dokey Jones uses when he needs to find his way home."
"I thought that was called a crumpass" said Xander, confused.
"Well, my daddy gived it to me, and he said it's called a sponsatility."
"Okay then. Which way does it say to go?"
"Um, er, uh.." Buffy stared at the watch, confused by the moving hands, but then spotted a path. "That way! Straight up that hill!"
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Meanwhile, Cordelia was still being dragged through the streets on her rollerblades by Oz.
"Bad dog, bad dog, stop!" she cried. As they passed the site of the truck crash, Oz spotted Dawn's binky by the side of the road, and tried to stop and investigate, but because of their speed, Cordelia kept moving, dragging the dog with her as she fell into a ditch and knocked herself out on a tree trunk. Oz's face was the first thing she saw as she came to. "You know" she said, glaring at him, "Not all dogs go to heaven."
