Heero Sandwich

By Lord Raa


Disclaim-me-do: That's not my problem.


Part 11


Noin wasn't sure how she should feel about the fact that she wasn't the centre of attention in a room with three other naked people, all of them male. She definitely appreciated the fact that she could see Zechs' piercing blue eyes properly now that he'd discarded his helmet.

The intense look on his face had caused her to shiver in excitement.

Treize seemed a little preoccupied about something as he kept glancing up at the ceiling. It was as if he was plagued by a noise or other irritation that only he noticed.

The Lieutenant realised what it was that was bothering the Colonel and she resolved to not look upwards at the ceiling where she'd drilled a hole to observe things yesterday.

Heero Yuy was the one who was the most active. He'd performed some basic callisthenics as a warm up and was now exercising with purpose.

The Gundam pilot alternated between sets of twenty reps of sit-ups, push-ups and squats. When he'd completed one hundred of each, he allowed himself to relax in the pool.

"That's quite the work out, Heero," Noin commented.

"I've been slacking lately," Heero replied. "I would like to add a good run of about 10km, but I'm not sure that you're going to let me at the moment."

"Unfortunately, you're under house arrest like Colonel Zechs," Treize said.

"So, what was it that you wanted to discuss?" the Gundam pilot asked as he allowed the warm water to lap over his shoulders.

"I was thinking about your comments about pilots, about how the Gundams have a quality over quantity approach. What if we took it a stage further. Instead of wars, conflicts were resolved using duels that were held under a specific set of rules."

"Nations would have champions to fight for their interests," Zechs added. He always liked the idea of duelling with mobile suits, but that had turned into something of an obsession after learning of existence of the Gundams and the Tallgeese. "Wars have often been fought over national pride, this would just mean that fewer lives would be lost."

Heero pondered that line of thinking. Wars were destructive and cost not only the lives of soldiers, but they affected the lives of the families of the fallen soldiers. Sylvia Noventa would still have her grandfather if this had been the way to resolve conflicts.

"It's an idea that has merit. But assuming that this would be a test of skill rather than technologies, what suits would you use?"

"A mass produced suit," Treize said. "A standard outfitted Leo would best."

"What would the weapon load out be? Leos have a tendency to explode when they come under fire."

"Melee," Zechs answered, a gleam forming in his eye.

The other men nodded in approval.

"Plus," the blonde man smiled, "It would be a true test of a pilot's skill. Can you imagine it, two gladiators grappling for supremacy on the field of honour."

Noin's face turned red as, for a moment, she considered the gladiators to be men grappling each other rather than men in mobile suits fighting. She quickly realised her mistake and nodded along with the others in the bath.

'Time to see if Zechs is paying attention.'

The Lieutenant stretched her arms upwards, hoping to draw the blonde's attention to her breasts. "I can see why you enjoy it in here."

"Wait until you experience the sauna," Zechs said. "It's a good way to sweat out what ails you."

Noin frowned as she noticed that the man she wanted to look at her wasn't. Treize seemed to be looking for something, but he was always a perfect gentleman.

Only Heero had directed his gaze towards her, and he was looking her in the face.

"Is something wrong, Lieutenant Noin? Are you still in pain?"

"No, I'm just thinking about something else."

Treize shuddered slightly as he felt a slight chill. "In that case, shall we go to the sauna?"

The sauna always felt safe to Treize. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it was a haven for him, but he certainly enjoyed the steamy warmth.

The quartet rose and made their way to next room.


Above the main bath area, Lady Une was fuming at the way Noin was acting so nonchalantly around the manly specimen that were Treize Khushrenada.

'Doesn't she realise that Treize is naked and easily within reaching distance?' the bespectacled woman asked. 'And what's she doing trying to draw attention to her breasts like that? If I was there, I'd be oiling him up!'

Une smiled when she saw Treize stand up, but then soon frowned when she realised where he was going. 'Damn that sauna. If only I could get a decent camera in there, I could have all the footage I need.'

Turning her attention back to the people leaving the pool, she noticed that Heero was calm about being around the naked Noin. 'Most boys his age could carry their towels on their erections after seeing Noin naked. What's up with him?'

She was starting to see why Sally Po considered Heero to be so special. To have that level of self-control was impressive.

'Perhaps Heero Yuy is the next phase in human evolution? I should talk to Sally Po and discuss these findings…'


In the sauna, Noin noticed that Treize had relaxed considerably. 'He must be under a lot of stress with his roles in OZ and the Romefeller Foundation.'

She turned her attention to Zechs, who barely seemed aware of her. Even if he was trying to look away or just stare at the floor, she'd know that he'd noticed her. But something was wrong. She turned to Heero, who would make eye contact with her.

"Is something the matter, Lieutenant."

"I'm just a little bit tired, I'm not used to the heat of a sauna," Noin answered. It was a half-truth, as her experiences of saunas was quite limited.

"Ah, I was going to add some water to the coals," Treize said. "If you're uncomfortable, I'll hold off."

"Oh no, Sir, don't hold back on my account. I'm a grown woman, I know when it's time to stop something."

As the colonel added to the steam, Heero nodded in approval. Noin was quite sensible. Being sensible was a good trait. He decided that if he was to spend the rest of his life with someone, as people had suggested that he do once the war was over, he wanted to spend it with a sensible person.

Lucrezia noticed watched Heero stand up and bend over to touch his toes. Her eyes were drawn to his taut musculature. "I could bounce a coin of that ass…"

Heero stood fully upright and turned to face the Lieutenant. He frowned when he saw that she was a bit more red-faced than before. "Lieutenant, perhaps you should take a break from the steam? I made the mistake of staying in too long yesterday and it took a while to recover."

"Yes," Noin nodded. She blinked when she saw Heero hold out his arm for her.

"Please, allow me to help you to the pool."

"Very well, Mr. Yuy, I'll accept your offer. You're quite the gentleman," the Lieutenant said, she cast a glance over towards Zechs, who seemed indifferent to the whole situation. 'What's wrong with you, Zechs?'

The pair stepped out of the sauna and into the warm pool.

"Oh, that's nice," Noin said, leaning back against the edge of the pool. She looked up at Heero. "Is something the matter, Heero?"

"Do you like Zechs?"

"I… Well, that's none of your business!" the Lieutenant said, suddenly moving an arm to cover her breasts.

"True, but it's just that you've been looking at him a lot since we came in here," Heero replied. "Either you're eyeing him up for an assassination attempt or you like him. And to be honest, I don't really care what your plan is."

Noin shifted to get a better look at the Gundam pilot. "So why bring it up?"

"Because I don't like people throwing things at me," the young man replied. "By getting your attention, I should only have to give you one warning."

"What?"

"I heard your comment about you being able to 'bounce a coin off my ass.'"

"I… that wasn't about trying to throw things at you, Heero," Noin blushed. "It was meant as a compliment. Your body is impressive."

"You're not the first person to comment about my body," Heero said as he stepped into the pool.

The young woman considered that. She was sure that Une had commented on Heero and Treize's bodies when they'd kept tabs on their bath yesterday.

"H-how many people have seen you naked, Heero?"

"No idea. You, Zechs, Treize, Catherine Bloom, some of the nursing staff at the hospital I stayed in. Maybe a doctor at the circus I stayed at for a while. Plus whatever medical staff helped me in the Colonies. Why?"

"No reason," Noin replied unconvincingly. 'Wait, Catherine Bloom? That's the girl Trowa Barton mentioned…' "What was your relationship with Catherine?"

"Pleasant."

"You'll have to give me more than that, Heero."

"We had sex a few times," the Gundam pilot answered neutrally.

"Sex?"

"Yes, it was better than the time with Relena," Heero said distractedly. He could feel a headache coming on.

Things were taking a weird turn with this line of questioning, Noin decided. First Heero heard her comment about bouncing a coin off his ass and interpreted it as a potential threat rather than the praise about his muscle tone that it had been its intention. Now it seemed that Heero had been having sex with Catherine Bloom before he left to come to Antarctica and not only that, he'd done it at least once with Zechs' sister, Relena.

"You did it with Relena? You know she's heir to the Sanc Kingdom throne, right?"

"I don't care if she's going to be Queen of the Solar System, I don't like her and I'd rather not be near her." Heero's headache was starting to come on now.

"But…"

"If I could, I would end her life here and now, drown her in this pool. She's caused me nothing but bother in the short time I've known her."

Noin pondered this. Relena was a strong-willed young woman with considerable resources at her disposal. She was also attractive and kind. In theory, she should be the perfect woman for a young man like Heero Yuy. So why would he display such animosity towards her?

"At least with you, you understand the realities of conflict and risking one's life for a cause rather than a whim," Heero sighed.

"Me?"

Heero held a finger up to his lips and looked upwards at the ceiling. He pointed to a dark circle.

"What's that?"

Heero moved closer to Noin and dropped his voice to a whisper. "I think we're being spied upon."

"Ah, I can explain," the Lieutenant said, feeling rather embarrassed.

"Was the person spying on the pool hoping to see naked men? I've been led to believe that all they need to do is say they're a woman on the internet and they can get all the photos of penises they could want."

"It wasn't that they wanted to see penises, Heero, they wanted to make sure that you…" Noin trailed off as she realised was confessing to a crime.

Heero frowned, but before he could press the issue further, Zechs and Treize walked out of the sauna smiling happily. The two colonels were sweaty and jovial, leading the two people in the pool to draw two different conclusions.

To Heero, the pair were old friends who'd recalled an event from their past that had renewed their bond.

To Noin, the pair had indulged in something else, something that would have made the sauna an even steamier environment. 'Probably gave each other handjobs… That would explain why Zechs wasn't looking at me.'

The Lieutenant frowned. 'Have I been barking up the wrong tree with Zechs? Should I have picked up a hint earlier?'

She turned to Heero who just shrugged.

'Maybe I should put the moves on Heero?' Slipping a hand under the water, Noin reached out placed it on Heero's thigh. 'He's so muscular…'

Emboldened by the lack of a negative reaction, the Lieutenant's fingers worked their way up the Gundam pilot's leg.

'I shouldn't do this, not now, not in front of everyone. But just a little further…'

Zechs and Treize stepped into the pool, providing a distraction that was excellent cover for Noin's exploration of the young man to her right. A fingertip brushed up against Heero's penis, causing him to turn to Noin.

"As pleasant as this bathing experience is, I have other things to do. I will see you all later," Heero said, standing up exiting the pool. "Hopefully, I will be able to come up with some plans for your duelling idea by this evening, Colonel Treize."

"Until later, Heero," Treize smiled politely.

"He's quite the young man, isn't he?" Zechs added when Heero had left. He and Treize missed the look Noin gave him.

'Don't you dare…'

"I, too have things to which I must attend. Colonels," Noin left the pool and walked to the changing area.

"Is she alright, Zechs. She seems a little on edge."

"I'm not sure. She might be worried about the upcoming court-martial."


In the changing area, Noin saw that Heero was casually drying himself off. He had a towel around his head and didn't seem to care who could see his naked form.

"Heero… Can I ask a favour of you?"

"Yes, but I can't make any promises," the Gundam pilot answered. He turned to see that Noin was standing there, water dripping from her well-toned naked body. "When I said I'd see you later, this was not what I meant."

"I know," the Lieutenant smiled. "I just… I… Look, my ego has taken a bit of a bruising today. I don't know if it's better that you said what you did before or after it get bruised."

"What do you want me to tell you? A beautiful lie? The harsh truth? Where the clean towels are?"

Noin smiled. "Please, where are the towels?"

"Here," Heero handed the naked woman a clean towel. "The truth is I think that you're an attractive woman, Lieutenant Noin. Maybe in another life, we could have a relationship. But as it stands, I am your prisoner. Do you need anything else?"

Noin processed Heero's words. 'We could have a relationship…' "I think that's all for now, Heero. Thank you."

Heero was about to turn his attention back to drying himself when he saw the raven haired woman towel herself dry. Again, the Gundam pilot noticed that the motions weren't as efficient as his own; that she was almost making a show of it.

The movement of Noin's hands seemed to draw his attention to her breasts and thighs. When she was sufficiently dry, she walked past the stationary young man and gently cupped his penis in her left hand. "My, my, what a dangerous weapon you carry, Mr. Yuy. We'll have to be careful about discharging it."

Heero looked on in confusion for a moment before realisation hit him. 'This is like with Catherine in the woods. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

Shaking his head, the Gundam pilot returned his attention to drying himself off and getting dressed. 'I don't need anyone else grabbing me like that today.'


In her private office, Lady Une was interrogating the prisoner, Sally Po.

At least, that was the official reason for the ex-Alliance Major to be in the office.

Une had decided that Sally Po had more information for her about Heero Yuy. Information that couldn't be passed on in the interrogation rooms for fear of being leaked to third parties. OZ might have worked with the Romefeller Foundation, but that did not mean they told them everything.

Besides, the people in the Romefeller Foundation would not approve of the footage that was being watched by the two women.

"That's Zechs, Treize, Noin and Heero," Une said as she pointed to each person in turn.

"Heero seems to enjoy working out," Sally commented as she watched the young pilot complete the last of his squats before climbing into the pool.

"One thing that worried me was that he didn't seem to react when he saw Lieutenant Noin naked. And you could tell from when she stepped into the pool that both Zechs and Heero could see everything."

Sally shook her head. "Heero didn't need to react, so he didn't. His body is tuned to peak efficiency and he has control over his autonomic nerve functions. He doesn't get erect unless he wants to get erect."

"So you're saying that we have to get him to want to be erect before we see it?" Une asked. She wasn't sure how to feel about that scenario.

"You don't quite get it, do you, Lady Une? Heero isn't just a sex machine you can tell to fuck you within an inch of your life, he's got to find his own place in the world. I told you last night that Heero's place in this world involves him having a harem," the Major said. "And with that harem, a large number of children to pass on these perfect genes to refresh the bloodlines of noble houses across the world. Or create a new world order. Whatever it is that Heero wants.

"When it comes to Heero Yuy, I'm easy."

"You'd fuck Heero here and now, wouldn't you?" Une asked, looking down her nose at the prisoner.

"I'd fuck YOU here and now if Heero told me to," Sally said, reaching out and placing a hand on Une's thigh. "For Heero Yuy, there are no limits."

"You barely know Heero Yuy and yet you'd do anything for him." The Colonel brushed the hand off her thigh and stood up.

"What's the penalty having this footage, Colonel Lady Une?" Sally said looking up at her interrogator. "You've broken countless regulations to get it. And yet you risk everything for more contact with Heero Yuy. Embrace your feelings for him, I have and I'm at peace with myself."

"You make it sound like being near him is a religious encounter. I was at dinner with him last night, and I can assure you that I had no such experience."

The Major stood up, removed Une's glassed and looked her straight in the eye. "Trust me, I can make this better."

Une was taken by surprise by the way Sally slipped her tongue into her mouth. She struggled, but as it had been a long time since she'd been kissed by anyone, certainly never like that by another woman, and eventually succumbed to the gesture.

The kiss was broken and Une was conflicted. She loved Treize. He was a manly visionary with goals for the whole of humanity. Heero was just an infatuation brought on by a lack of progress with Treize. The fact that he was well-muscled and attractive and could stare down a great white shark might have contributed to this infatuation.

Now Sally Po was kissing her and holding her close, just like she'd dreamed about Treize doing to her. Only now, she was whispering into her ear that she should allow Heero Yuy to use her like a fuck toy.

It was tempting, but she had to resist. She couldn't allow Colonel Treize's plans to be delayed by allowing Heero to claim her for his harem. She had to allow Treize to follow his dreams, and those dreams did not include having her uniform opened by the woman who was obsessed with bearing Heero Yuy's children.

But hot damn, did it feel good to have her breasts squeezed like that. To have her throat kissed. To be helped out of her bra and leggings.

"OOOooohhh," Une gasped as she felt a tongue probe her womanhood. It was wrong, but it felt so right. She looked down and saw the brunette look up at her from between her thighs. "W-why are you doing this?"

"Because… I… have… to… show… you… the… future…" Sally replied. Sally stood up and kissed the Colonel on the mouth again. "This future is yours for the taking, but you have to want it for yourself."

"What if I don't want Heero?"

"Then help me find those that do and weed out those who are wrong for him," the Major said, running an index finger through the bush between Une's legs. "But you can't deny that being in Heero's harem has benefits…"

Une was kissed passionately again. 'She's so damned persuasive.' "I must keep myself pure for Colonel Treize. Unnh."

Sally smirked as the moans of pleasure that were escaping from the normally stern and severe Lady Une. "Pure for Colonel Treize? He didn't even invite you to take a bath with him. How do you know he even wants you?"

"I… just… know… He… likes… ohh… Elegant women…"

"Do elegant women stalk the men the love? Do they take lewd images of them?" the Major asked. "Because that sounds more like the actions of a dirty, shameless woman. One who needs a man like Heero Yuy to save her from her own deviancy…"

"Unn… Yes… Save me from myself!" Une screamed as she came from the skilled touch of the Heero-obsessed woman. Breathing hard, she slumped backwards against her desk.

"We'll need to draw up a plan for Heero. I think we'll need to keep him in a safe environment, one free from battle," Sally said as she wiped her fingers on a tissue. She replaced Une's glasses on her face. "You are a strong, sexy woman, Colonel Lady Une, and you deserve the best humanity has to offer: Heero Yuy."

Sally's affirmation percolated around the Colonel's head as she regained her composure. She was right, Une deserved the best. Maybe that was Heero Yuy, maybe that was Treize Khushrenada.

"I will help you, Major Sally Po, but I cannot allow a prisoner to walk around here. You will have to join OZ."

"I humbly submit my application to OZ," the Major bowed deeply.


To be continued…

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