Pokemon Delusional Version

I'm kinda at fault for the delayed update, cuz I was having WAY too much fun playing Pokemon White, Super Mario World ROM hacking, and eating junk food all day long. So Sorry. But I still Liek Treehowzes!


Chapter 11: T3H GYM!

MC heads into the gym. Unfortunately, he was attacked by a bureaucrat once got in.

Some random bureaucrat: In order to fiet gym leader, you will half to go through a scanner and show us all of your paperwork.

MC: Die, Obstructive Bureaucrat! (hits him with a brick). So, what now?

Just a regular Businessman: I needs 2 fiet U. Go Drilbur.

MC: (sighs apathetically) Go Servine. Use Leaf Tornado.

Servine hits Drilbur with a whirlwind of leaves. It is knocked out instantly.

Businessman: (Girlishly) AHHHH! (runs away)

Another Businessman: Wait a second... Are you that MC kid?

MC: Yup!

That same Guy: Clay told us you had a VIP pass to go fiet him. So you don't half to fiet any of us.

MC: That's great! (steps on elevator). So long suckers!

elevator: ... ... ... ... ...pfft pfft... ... ...

MC: ? I SAID SO LONG SUCKERZ!

Me: The elevator is temporarily undergoing technical difficulties. Please use the stairs.

MC: GAHH! STUPID ELEVATOR! (storms off to stairs)

Like MC like went off like to the stairs and then like he went like all screaming 'cuz he's like annoyed at like how many floors there are and like yeah.

Me: ITZ LIKE SPLIT INFINITIVES CRAZYNESS!

Anyways...

MC: huff...pufff...ohh...too...many...stairs...

Clay: Well son, I've been awaitin' ya!

MC: IMMA RIDIN A COWBOY! YEEEE-HAWW!

Clay: (Rolls eyes) Let's Fiet! Go Krokorok!

MC: Go Servine use leaf tornado.

Clay: Get 'em with yer boldoze!

Krokorok approaches Servine just in time to be struck with a tornado of leaves. It landed a huge hit 'cuz it's super effective, but Krokorok was still standing. It struck with boldoze, which didn't deal a whole lot.

MC: Nao uze Vine Whip!

Clay didn't even have time to utter a command before Servine extended its vines and hit krokorok. It wuz deaded.

Clay: C:\!

MC: What! Oh, nevur mind! Use LEEF BLAYDE!

Clay: Hit 'em with mud shot!

Servine wuz still faster than Palpitoad and got 2 hit wiff an shawrp leaf. Teh Palpitoad still haded some HP left to use mud shot. Some of it hit MC.

MC: That BETTER be mud. Finish it with Leaf Tornado!

Servine is (once again) faster than it and strikes it with an Leef ternadow and leeves it deaded.

Clay: Go Excadrill and get 'em with rock slide!

MC: ITZ PART STEEL!

The Plot Overlord of Plotty Overlordiness made it suddenly possible for moops to know more than four moves.

MC: Use Leech seed!

A seed hooks onto Excadrill's body and sucks some of its HP away. Excadrill recoils slightly, but soon retaliates with a bunch of falling rocks.

Clay: Nao use Hone Claws!

Excadrill is bewildered when a giant mall Santa falls on it.

Clay: I SAID USE HONE CLAWS, NOT CLAUS!

Then it uses the real move and raises its atk. And Accuracy.

MC: Leef Ternadow!

Servine hits Excadrill wiff an weef thign and then it dies for no reason.

MC: Oh crap. Go Sandile uze sand tomb.

Sandile materializes from its ball and duz stuf wiff t3h sand. Excadrill wuz rilly dum so it dident moved than leech seed tooked away hp and it fainted.

Clay: Go...Wait. I reckon I ain't got no more moops left. So here ya go son, yer badge.

MC: YAY!

He bolted out of the gym.


And that's all folks, but remember, BIGGERDOOP IS WATCHING YOU! Oh yeah, and more chapters.