Sasuke the Maid

Disclaimer: If it didn't dawn to you that I don't own Naruto by now, I should hit you over the head with cheese…lol

LAST CHAPTER!! YAY!!!

You're mine, no question asks!


"I OBJECT!"

It was as if a thousands thoughts had raced their ways through his head, Sasuke spurred around, facing his saver. His horrid face transfixed from horrid to happiness, then an ugly sneer, directed at his older brother.

If he was perplexed by the whole situation, Itachi didn't show it, merely raised an eyebrow at the intruder, his stare was hard and cold. The intruder disregarded his gaze, concentrated his attention ahead at the groom and bride.

As Sasuke came to view with his saver, his eyes flinched.

"Lee!"

Sasuke turned his head sideway, staring at the Haruno (really close to becoming an Uchiha) girl. This time, his whole body flinched. Her warped face exchanged between smiling and crying. If she was ugly before (no offence but this is from Sasuke's point of view—he's being married to someone he doesn't love, come on!), she's a parity to a monster now.

Staying as he was, Sasuke watched as the pink-haired monster stumbling down the aisles, running toward the eye-brow monster. Truly a match made in heaven, mused the younger Uchiha, his eyes flinched closed when the brilliant light of creepiness radiance from them blinded his vision.

"My dearest Sakura."

A shiver ran down his body: Ewww…

For the tiniest moment of his insane mind, Sasuke was curious as to how these two meet. Destiny, he nodded, just like him and Naruto, fate. He was then distracted by the fact that Naruto was nowhere to be found in the church.

Did Itach—

No!

"Lee!"

Itachi wouldn't do something that risky! Scanning the crowd, Sasuke finally located Iruka and Kakashi. They don't look distressed. Good.

"Sakur--"

"Shut up! If you're going to hug or kiss, do it and be quiet about it!" Sasuke growled, stomping down the aisles. His irritations demonstrated on his face. A moment lapsed before his rational mind returned, as Itachi's gaze burned through his black suit. Another moment and his courage heightened.

It wasn't as if he would go through this wedding, even if Lee hadn't interrupted the ceremony when he did, Sasuke would have slap the delusional girl and make a brilliant escape from Itachi's crappy self! Desperate times call for desperate measures, period!

A few moments ago, all eyes and ears were on the two; for the time being, they watched as one infuriated Uchiha stomped out the church, looking as if he was about to commit murder. Lee and Haruno were long forgotten, fading away into the background.

"Sasuk—"

"Shut up Itachi." Without looking around, Sasuke turned to a quick sprint before his courage drained, out the door (which would have been cooler if he could kick it open) and down the dirt roads.

Eh….he was stopped by Itachi's dominions before he could make it out the gate of the church. Turning about, Sasuke glared at his brother.

"Why do you have to torture me so you homophobic-freak?" he questioned rudely. Itachi merely bestowed Sasuke his usual blank stare.

Sighing with irks, Sasuke redirected his attentions to Itachi's henchmen. Without much effort, he pushed them away, and they retreated, waiting for Itachi's commands.

"If you want an heir so much, get your own 'cause you aren't getting them from me," Sasuke stated simply, and without hesitation, proceeded on exiting the ground of the church.

No one stopped him this time.

None really dared to.

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"Naruto!" Frantically running through the ship, Sasuke never gave himself a decent chance to rest as he slammed every door on the ship opened. Sweats dripped down his skull like water.

His frenzied mind wouldn't acknowledge that, only conscious of the fact that Naruto is no where to be found. Hazardous thoughts entered through his mind, displaying them over and over.

Naruto neared a cliff…

Naruto with a knife…

Naru—

"Sasuke! Slow down!" A hand rested upon his shoulder which Sasuke brushed away easily. Still in his furious state, Sasuke pushed the unknown person aside, wanting to pass.

He was pulled back by the arm, dislocating his shoulder blade a bit by the forceful yank.

"Sasuke!" Dazedly, he stared up.

"Kakashi-sensei?" he muttered, then: "Where's Naruto!? He's not on the ship!"

"Calm down! He's not in danger or anything," Kakashi replied calmly, scratching the back of his head.

"Where is he then?"

Kakashi swallowed harshly with irritation. However, he silently signalled Sasuke to follow him. Silence engulfed them and the tension in the air thickened, although neither commented on it. The sound of feet scuffling against metal floor echoed through the ship hall didn't help easing the apprehension in the atmosphere around them.

"Sasuke, have I ever told you about Iruka and I?" Kakashi suddenly spoke without breaking his movement. He snorted. He could really careless about them; Naruto is the only one that has enough effect on him, both mind and heart, to strike such interest in him. Otherwise, parents be damned.

Kakashi went on anyway, ignoring the rude gesture from his pupil: "We met during the new year festival almost twenty years ago, it was love at first sight," the man paused, sighing contently at the certain memory. As if his happiness was contagious, Sasuke was instantly reminded of his and Naruto's first meeting.

Although it was nowhere near what he would envision an average, romantic first meeting, it was, in his mind, right and perfect. Love at first sight or not, the blonde mesmerized him the first moment they met, enthralled Sasuke's attention to him and only him. The remembrance brought a sweet smile to his face, which he quickly covered with a scowl when he noticed his teacher's stolen glances.

"Are you going to finish or not?" he groused annoyingly, embarrassed to be caught off-guarded by his perverted mentor.

"Ah, children these days, they have no respect for elders at all," the man whined, which brought Sasuke out of his happy state to an irritated one. Kakashi cleared his throat. "Well, after our first meeting, we keep bumping into each other randomly, upon coincidences (Yeah right, you probably stalked him, Sasuke thought). I still remembered the first time we went out for tea, it was wonderful. Iruka's blushes created wonderful sensation within me, almost as if enticing me to throw him to the nearest wall and—"

"OK, stop!!! What have your perversions got anything to do with me?" Sasuke impeded his teacher's speech, not wanting horrid images stalking his mind. Kakashi pouted, a hint of amusement was visible.

"I thought we made a hot couple back then," Kakashi claimed and stopped when Sasuke growled, increasing the speed of his pace as if to get away from the man. Kakashi easily caught up.

"What I'm trying to say is that even though we, Iruka and I, were compatible for each other, he will always put Naruto ahead of everything. Our break-up was due to the abuses Naruto suffered for having homosexual parents. Even when we're deeply madly in love with each other, Naruto will always be the first in his mind." Sasuke listened to him. He could easily make out the jealousy in his tone; jealousy, affection, bitter, they're all there.

"When Naruto suddenly withdrew himself from the world because he couldn't take anymore abuses, Iruka thought it was best that he and I break up, and we did," Kakashi dwelled on his words, looking ahead as they approached a closed door. Much like all the others door on the ship, it was made of metal, although unlike its siblings, there are scratch marks all over the place. It looked as if the door was readied to fall of its hinge anytime, though the sturdy doorframe kept it in place.

"This is your only chance Sasuke, don't ruin it for all of us. He doesn't need anymore pain in his life," Kakashi warned, his eyes flashed red for a moment. Even without having to see his mentor's left eye, Sasuke could feel its nefarious gaze on him so intensely. He willed himself against visible shudders.

"If he was to be hurt in anyway…"

"Very well," Sasuke replied with a slight nod, accepting the man's forehand warning. Kakashi broke into a smile as his eyes (his visible right eye) curved upward.

"Have fun taming your kitsune, son," Kakashi said, patting him gently. "Now, I've got an adorable dolphin to impair my mighty man power on."

"I pitied him, what did he saw in you," Sasuke said in his serious voice, though jokingly. Kakashi whole heartedly laughed, pushing him toward the door. Without turning back, Sasuke stared at the scratched metal in silence. Possible broaches stalked through his mind.

With hand on the knob, he twisted it and pushed the door forward. Darkness enfolded around him and Sasuke took a few quick blink to adjust his eyes to the darkness. Looking around, squinting his eyes through the blackness, he noticed a small figure hunched in the corner.

"Oi Dobe!!" he snapped through the room. The figure flinched, but didn't move. Moving carefully through the unknown battlefield, Sasuke managed to make to Naruto's side safely. "What are you doing here?"

Silence replied.

"You know, for someone who's in love with me, you sure have a nice way of showing it, not bother to show up at my wedding to stop it at all," Sasuke continued on after some moment. "I mean, you could at least attend and wish me happiness or something. Beside, have you seen my bribe? She's the b—"

"TEME!" Naruto suddenly screamed the only word he's able to say, broke Sasuke off his rocker. "Teme" took a moment to register before laughing.

"That's the dobe I know," he muttered, shifting about in the dark to face Naruto before moving his arms to enclose the blonde's body close to him, then rested his head on Naruto's shoulder comfortable. "I was worried, you know. While I'm standing there, looking around to search for you, fretting that my moronic brother had done something to you, I kept hoping you would show up.

"Maybe that was why I didn't break off the wedding when I should have. I was waiting for you," Sasuke said softly, "I keep waiting for you and your smile to give me the courage I needed to rebel against my brother, my idol. Then we could run away together or something that is as stupid."

Sasuke laughed bitterly; cynical and curious of Naruto's reason for not showing up. It was that moment that Naruto's arms wrapped around him; his finger moving idly on Sasuke's back, speaking what he couldn't say.

"Sorry."

Sasuke stifled a sob. "Is that all you've got to say?"

It was out of character for him to behave like this, but he couldn't help it. Added to the havoc of his day was Naruto apathy to his marriage. He felt betrayed. Whereas Lee had show up to stop the wedding because of his love for Sakura, his dobe merely sat in a dark corner of the ship and allowed the wedding to go on.

Anger overwhelmed him. Snapping himself back together, Sasuke pulled away from Naruto. Angrily grabbing Naruto upper arm, Sasuke forcefully dragged the blonde out of the room, toward the light where he could properly speak (or he could read Naruto's hand signs) with Naruto.

Although he couldn't speak, Naruto displayed the pain Sasuke's gripping hand through his skewed face and hitched breathe. Once outside, Sasuke slammed him against the wall, both his hands creating a barrier to keep Naruto in place.

"Why weren't you there? Why weren't you there to stop my wedding dobe?" Sasuke growled furiously, staring intensely at Naruto. All words of wisdom escaped from his mind.

"Because…"

"Because?" he urged on heatedly, his voice low and dangerous.

"Because I was scared, damnit!" Naruto signalled with his hands. Sasuke stared at him in surprise. His face became warped from the realization that struck him.

Because I was scared that you might love her more than me. Scared that you had rather be with her. Scared that I don't hold any meaning to you beside a toy. Scared…

Of rejection.

Without having to speak or sign, Naruto words converted into his mind. Alone from his dejected face, Sasuke could understand the dilemma the blonde was going through. In truth, they have never talk about this at all. Sasuke has never had the opportunity to explain the situation.

And his dobe probably got the wrong idea.

He forced out a laugh at the irony of the situation. He stumbled backward and hit the opposite wall, sliding to the ground, still laughing, Sasuke placed his head between bended knees.

"Dobe…Naruto, I've never love Sakura. It was an arrange marriage that Itachi made," he started speaking, listening to the movement from Naruto as he too, slid to the ground, facing him.

"That's why I ran away, and met you. I was keened on living my life as a hermit, not caring about sexual pleasure. I never was a hedonist. And then you threw me into a world of catastrophe. You have no idea how hard it was to sleep in the same room as you without wanting you for every waking moment of my life. Heck, even in dreams you bother me!" Sasuke said, his head still lowered between his knees. This was harder than he thought. How was one supposed to express one's feeling when they were ravelled in a mess?

"Can't you see how much I love you Naruto?" Sasuke groaned infuriately. No longer paying attention to his surrounding, Sasuke was surprised when Naruto suddenly appeared between his knees, holding his face between his hands so that he was facing Naruto.

Naruto granted him a happy grin and leaned down to kiss him without warning, tongue and all (drool…lol). Once their heated sensual battle ended, both broke away.

"Say it again," Naruto finger requested as it traced the words on Sasuke's cheek.

"I love you, dobe," Sasuke was happy to complied. He watched as Naruto opened his mouth wordlessly, struggling with his voice.

"…I-I…" Sasuke smiled, amazing himself how quickly his emotions have changed. Merely a few minutes ago, he couldn't think of nothing more than the bubbling anger that churned in his stomach, now it was replaced by the fluttering wings of butterflies. It made him want to smile, to scream to the world, announcing how merry he is.

He only allowed the smallest smile to take reign on his face which was quickly replaced by his trademark smirk. His smirk widened as he watched Naruto desperate battle with his voice.

Sasuke pulled him down for another taste. Words are useless now. Their kisses told him everything the blonde could possibly say. Maybe he would teach Naruto to say it later; he could only envision how wonderful those three words would sound from Naruto's adorable mouth. He shuddered at his own image.

Later, he thought. Right now, he felt as if the world is at his feet.

Breaking off their kiss for a quick breathe, Sasuke quickly attached them together again.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I lo…

The world is at his feet indeed.

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Epilogue

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-Some years later-

"YOU TWO, CUT IT OUT! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!"

"Sleep? I thought we were going to ensure in hot mating section, dolphin-chan!"

"Shut up you pervert man! Touch me and you're sleeping on the couch!"

"Aww…dolphin-chan is sexual-deprives."

"Kaka-shi, st-op! He-y!"

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-The End-

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Yes, lame last chapter and epilogue but I'm very proud of it! This is my first completed romance, yaoi story. Yep Yep…nod….for SOME reason to another, I'm too lazy to sent this to my beta when I finished it so this chapter is unbeta'ed until further notice. Sorry lassies!

Personally, I have no romance life whatsoever! So the ending is, in my opinion, is kinda shaky because I don't really understand a person who's in love. But from the many stories that I've read, people who are in love are many things at once; that includes magnanimous. So that's why Sasuke forgave Naruto so quickly.

I think this chapter is somewhat confusing but not sure how…so if you have any question, I'm here for ya…

I know my stories aren't the easiest to understand but I'm trying hard to improve it. Hope I will make more progress in the future.

Lies-14 thanks you.