Disclaimer: I don't pwn Kingdom Hearts or FMA. I don't own them either, but that works, too.

A/N: So, here it is, the final chapter of the Atlantica saga! I think!


Chapter 11

Ariel and Sora were rowing in a two-person rowboat in the middle of a lagoon. "Hey, Ariel?"

"Yeah?" she answered.

"I don't know, I just had this sudden urge to guess you're name . . ." Sora wondered. "Then, be sung to by a bunch of water animals. Weird, eh?"

"I had the some urge, too!" Ariel giggled. "Weird, right?"

Suddenly, the boat flipped over and Sora and Ariel both fell out. "Waa!"

Ariel swam up to surface, only to find Sebastian floating next to her. "Sebastian! What are you doing here?"

"That's the wrong guy, mon!" Sebastian screamed. "You're supposed ta do dat wit' da key dude!"

Ariel ducked down on the other side of the boat, so Sora couldn't see her. "You know about the curse?" she whispered.

"Yes! Flounder told me!" he shouted.

"No!" she gasped. "Did he tell my father?"

"Relax, girl! He didn't tell yo dad," Sebastian reassured. "We had ta tell him yo was kidnapped by dat Ursula!"

"Couldn't you have just told him I was on vacation?" Ariel asked.

"But dat woulda been too borin'!"

"Ariel!" Sora swam over to her. "You okay?"

"Um . . ." she pushed Sebastian underwater so Sora wouldn't see him. "Yeah! I wonder what happened to the boat."

The two swam to shore and walked back to where they had slept last night. "Hey, where's Ed?" Sora asked Donald and Goofy.

"Huh? He's gone?" Goofy looked around. "Well, gee, no wonder it was so quiet."

"Didn't even notice," harrumphed Donald.

"Shouldn't we look for him?" Sora asked.

"Aw, who cares!" Donald replied.

"News! Get yer news 'ere!" yelled a young newsie (yay!) holding newspapers. Sora pulled out a nickel and gave it to the boy. "Hey! This is worth more than 5 cents!" Sora threw the boy into the ocean and then returned to everyone else, with the newspaper in hand.

"Hey!" Sora shrieked. "It says here that Ed is getting married!"

"What?" Donald screamed. "Who'd wanna marry that micro-midget?!?!"

"Look! It says right here: 'Tomorrow, the sudden marriage of Edward Smith and Vanessa Banessa will take place in the Church of Doom and Love at 3:00. Please attend, unless you want to be smitten by all the unholy powers of the sea.'" Sora pointed out. "And it even has pictures of Ed!"

"He looks like he's under a trance . . ." Ariel noticed.

"What's going on?" Sora asked. "Why is Ed getting married when he's only, like, 12?"

"Um, Sora, I think he's 16," Goofy corrected.

"Oh, really? Sorry . . . you know, it's just his height . . . you know . . ."

"Well, what are we gonna do?" Ariel asked.

"I guess we'll go and congratulate him?" Donald asked.

"Um . . . sure, why not?"

For the rest of the day, they went to an amusement park, had lunch at a fancy restaurant, panicked at the discotech, and other interesting stuff. At night, they each got their own room in an elegant and expensive hotel. "Hey, who's paying for all this?" Sora asked.

"I put it on Ed's tab," Donald answered. He hung up the phone and everyone went to sleep. On to day three . . .


In was morning and Ariel was still laying in the bed. It was the first time she had ever been in a bed. Suddenly, she felt four little sharp legs poke her face. She awoke to see Sebastian crawling on her head!

"Sebastian!" she sat up, throwing Sebastian off her head. "What are you doing here?"

"Och, dat hurt, girl!" he rubbed his back. "Well, I came ta tell ya 'bout dat 'Nessa girl!"

"Nessa?"

"Vanessa! Da one dat's marryin' Ed!" Sebastian screamed. "Flounder was listening ta her on he ship da odder day! She's not human 'tall! She's da sea witch, Ursula!"

"Ursula?" Ariel gasped. "No!"

"She's controllin' Ed, so ya can't complete da contract! It ya don't kiss 'em, ya her slave for eternity!" Sebastian screamed.

"We have to do something!" Ariel said.

Sora burst into the room. "Ha! Gotcha!"

"What?" Ariel looked at him funny.

"I could tell you were up to something suspicious, so I listened in on your conversation!"

"Sora!" Ariel exclaimed. "You pervert!" she yelled as she threw a pillow at his face.

"Ow," he rubbed his face. "That hurt. Well, I wanna help you guys! Ed's my friend, too!"

"I have a plan, mon!" Sebastian yelled. "Come over here, boy." He beckoned to Sora. They all gathered round as Sebastian whispered the plan into their ears. "Is sat good, mon?" he asked.

"That's a good plan," Sora agreed. "Let's go!" He and Ariel ran out of the hotel, with Sebastian waddling behind. "Hey! I can't go as fast as you two! Wait up, mon!" he stopped as he reached the edge of the room. "Well, I guess those two can do it themselves." He waddled back onto the bed and went to sleep.


The wedding was going to take place on a boat. The boat had already left the dock when Sora and Ariel arrived. "It left already!" Ariel sighed.

"That's not gonna stop us!" he picked up Ariel, then jumped about 20 feet and landed perfectly on the boat.

"Wow, Sora!" Ariel applauded. "That was amazing!"

"Desperate times call for the author thinking of some random, corny, heroic thing for the hero to do!" he boasted.

"Let's start the plan," she suggested.

Ariel ran to the side of the boat and looked down. Floating beneath her was Flounder. "You ready, Flounder?" Ariel asked.

"Yep!" he answered. Flounder made some weird fish echolocation sound thing down into the ocean. As if answering Flounder's reply, a giant whale came out of the water and landed on the wedding boat! Everyone started freaking out and the entire boat was thrown into chaos.

"No!" Vanessa screamed. "It wasn't supposed to go this way!" Sora appeared behind her and pulled at her hair. It came off like a wig. It, in fact, was a wig. As he pulled off her wig, he seemed to pull off her entire body, revealing the sea witch, Ursula!

"No! How did you know my hair was my weak point?" she screamed.

"It said in the newspaper article: Please note, if anyone pulls off my wig and reveals my true self, they shall be smitten by the unholy powers of the sea."

"Oh yeah," Ursula remembered. "Maybe that wasn't the best thing to add. Well, the sun's almost set on the third day! Soon, Ariel will be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed maniacally.

"Not if I complete the contract!" she screamed. She ran over to the still-controlled-by-Ursula-Ed and gave him a big smackeroo. Ed seemed to awake from his trance. "Um, hi to you, too."

"NOOOO!!!!!!" Ursula screamed. "Oh well, I guess I'll try later. Bye." She jumped off the boat into the water and swam away.

"Yay!!" Sora and Ariel screamed in joy. They started dancing around, leaving Ed completely confused.

"Um, we'll explain it later," Sora laughed. At that moment, Ariel's legs started to disappear and she regained her fins.

"Ariel!" Sora ran over to her.

"I have to go back to the ocean, now, Sora," she said. "But, I'll never forget you."

"I'll never forget you either, Ariel!" Sora started crying.

Ed stood to the side. "What the hell? Geez, will you two quit it?"

"Aw, you're just jealous!" Sora stuck his tongue out.

Suddenly, the gummi ship flew over the ship. The ship was hovering over the boat, when a ladder dropped down. "Ed, Sora, get in!" Donald cried from inside.

"I guess this is goodbye, Ariel," Sora started.

"Aw, will you two quit it all ready?!" Ed screamed as he grabbed Sora and started climbing up the ladder. They all waved goodbye as Ariel jumped back into the water.

"So, where we headed next?"


THE END

A/N: Yay for corny Soriel! Wait, what comes after Atlantica? I forgot.