Chapter 11
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Zoe's AN: All boldness is my words, just so you know! This chapter is dedicated to Blind Loyalty, as she/he requested that I continue this. And also, congratulations to Blind Loyalty for getting second, third, and fourth place in the Reviewers of This Story challenge.
Everything beyond this point is Tara Gilesbie's words, not mine.
AN: I said stop flaming you preps! See if this chapter is stupid! It deals with really serious issues! So see for yourself if it's stupid. BTW, thanks to my friend Raven for helping me!
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrified! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me, but I told her to fuck off ran to my room crying. Dumbledore chased after me shouting, but he had to stop when I went into my room because he would look like a perv if he followed me in.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off (First time I read that I thought 'You took your wrists off!' No, I get it now. She took her clothes off.) and jumped into the bath angrily while putting on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a stake and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and sadly put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it. Then I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends (You mean the heels?) and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed. Snape was spying on me and he taking a video tape of me! And Lupin was masturbating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks. (Insert perverted broomstick joke here.)
"Ew you fucking pervs! Stop looking at me naked! Are you pedos or what?" I screamed, pulling on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. (First of all, they have Marilyn Manson towels? I must get one. And secondly, you put a towel on over your 'low-cut dress with lace all over it'?) Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Avada Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Lupin, pointing his wand at them. I took my gun (Guns are allowed in Hogwarts? Dumbledore must be getting old) and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times. They both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumbledore ran in.
"Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Lupin.
He waved his wand and suddenly Hagrid ran outside with his broom and said "Everyone, we need to talk."
"What do you know, Hagrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I may be a Hogwarts student," Hagrid paused angrily. "But I am also a Satanist!"
"This cannot be," Snape said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"You don't have any!" I yelled angrily. (Don't have any what? Other factors?)
Lupin held up the camera triumphantly. "The lens may be ruined, but the tape is still there!"
I felt fainter than I normally do, like how it feels when you don't drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak. (Doing what, exactly?)
And then I heard words that I had heard before. But not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"Because⦠because," Hagrid said, as he paused in the air dramatically, waving his wand in the air. Then he swooped down singing a song to the tune of a gothic version of a 50 Cent rap.
"Because you're gothic?" Snape asked, in a scared voice because he was afraid it meant he was connected to Satan.
"Because I love her!"
Zoe's AN: And here ends the eleventh chapter of My Immortal. R&R please!
