Here is chapter 11...wow 11 chapters...o.o interesting...anyway Read and review or review then read, but that might not work. This story is dedicated to Gaara's desert blossom well...yeah enjoy

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Chapter 11: the kidnaped, the insane, and the heart broke fan boys

Shrece stretched and woke up happily next to her fiancé, the ever so hot Sabaku no Gaara. Ahh ...what a wonderful world. She got up and planted a kiss on gaara's forehead. He twitched and rolled over in his sleep, well...PRETEND sleep. She looked out her window and stopped dead.

Rabid fanboys (foaming at the mouth of course) were piled in the tree, their faces pressed against the window. There were signs saying "DON"T MARRY GAARA!" "PLEASE RUN AWAY WITH ME!" "LET"S EAT FROGS TOGETHER!" "REPENT!" "W.W.J.D?" and boxes of chocolate. Tears were rolling dramatically down their faces.

Shrece gasped as she heard a cracking sound and the branch gave way, her lover boys tumbling to the hard earth. She ran to the window and sighed relieved that non of the chocolate had been injured, it would have been a waste. She glanced at the branch and narrowed her eyes as she saw sand retreating. She glanced over at Gaara who was still feigning sleep.

"SABAKU NO GAARA GET YOUR BUTT UP!" Gaara groaned and cracked open an eye.

"What?"

"YOU PRACTICALLY KILLED..."

"Those boys deserved it."

"I MEANT THE CHOCOLATE!" with a screech, Shrece pounced Gaara. They began hitting each other with pillows just as the door burst open.

"GAARA! SHRE-" Naruto paused and stared mouth open at the two. Shrece was pinned beneath a shirtless gaara, feathers flying all over the place.

"Naruto, you should have knoc..." Hinata raced up the stairs and stood shocked next to Naruto.

"Oh I'm so sorry!" she said blushing and hiding her face in her hands.

"It's okay, we were just...um...playing." Shrece said shoving Gaara off. He hit the floor with a thud and got up glaring at Shrece who had changed in the bathroom with miraculous speed.

"Well, is there something you need?" Shrece asked politely as Gaara pulled on his shirt.

"What? OH RIGHT! Kisa was kidnaped last night." Naruto said happily. He opened his eyes and screamed like a girl at the expression on Shrece's face. If looks could kill, the world would have been over with.

"Where. Is. She?" Shrece whispered maliciously. Even Gaara shuddered.

"W-w-we don't know Tsunade is requesting our p-p-presence." Hinata shuddered.

With a poof, Shrece was in the Hokage's office.

"WHERE THE HELL IS SHE!" Shrece shouted splitting the desk in two.

Kaka had been pacing around the room, reading the note he had found in the apartment. He was having a hard time controlling his temper too. NO ONE takes his daughter like roommate and gets away with it. Besides, his goth loli dress AND his orange book was missing.

"Now, now Shrece please be calm..."

"I AM CALM!" Tsunade sweat dropped as Shrece began punching Gai who had appeared in the office.

"WHERE IS SHE!" Tsunade sighed again as Kiba, Lee, and haku busted into the office. Wait a minute...Haku?

"HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"Um...I heard she was kidnaped and..." Haku disappeared as twelve shurikens were thrown in his direction. Gaara, Naruto and Hinata then appeared. Along with Sakura and Sasuke.

"Alright everyone calm down. We'll begin the search momentarily. She was kidnaped by Uchiha." Everyone looked at Sasuke angrily.

"Wha...no...not..."

"Itatchi. Uchiha itatchi." Tsunade finished.

"YOU SHOULD"VE SAID IT EARLIER!" Sasuke shouted angrily.

"Be QUITE!" Shrece said punching Sasuke. Everyone backed away a few feet.

"So...what do we do?" Shrece said ignoring Sasuke who was trapped in the wall.

The Akatsuki base.

Itatchi sat twitching angrily as he tried to listen to Sasori's report. Laughter could be heard through the door on the right of him.

"RANDOM DANCE PARTY!" There was a loud cheer and Itatchi heard things breaking. The girl sure got along with the others well. Sasori sat staring at the door questionably.

"So it was successful?" Itatchi said through clenched teeth.

"Huh? Oh...um...yes..."

Itatchi sighed.

"The girl." Sasori nodded in understanding.

"You can join them if you want." Itatchi muttered. Sasori squealed happily and burst into the other room. Another loud cheer and the music was turned up. Itatchi made a mental note to take the girl's i-pod and speaker away from her. Pulling out a bag of oreos from beneath his desk, he munched on them and thought about his girl...err...THE girl in the other room.

"Damn, I really need a vacation." he muttered popping another oreo in his mouth.

In the party room.

I stood on a table and danced beside Diedara, moving this way and that.

"SHOPPING CART!" I shouted doing the dance. The red headed angel beside me 'whooped' happily and began the dance. I paused shocked. I smelled something. Hopping off the table, I worked my way passed the cloaked Akatsuki and pressed my face against the door.

With a wild cry I burst into the room and tackled a shocked Itatchi to the ground.

"OREOS!"

To be continued...xp well hope you enjoyed. REVIEW PPL! Or else I'll get the angry Shrece on your butt xp