Random Observer's (the Audience's) Log: Stardate... how the hell does that calendar system work, anyway?

It's weird, isn't it, how when the ship it hit by something and the crew get's thrown around, that they just seem to be rolling around aimlessly on the floor, while, somehow, Kirk manages to stay in his chair, perfectly safe, not even a hair out of place on his pretty head? I mean, he's the captain, and he's awesome and brave and smart and a badass, but really... Not even he can outwit physics and inertia for the sake of hairstyle.

Audience, out.

Writer's Log: It's just something I saw in a TOS episode I watched recently, and probably is not a common occurrence at all. But it made me giggle. *Kirk, in his chair* ‟Everyone alright?″ *Everyone groaning from the floor* *Kirk nods* ‟Good, back to your posts!″