AN: I'M BACK! Did you miss me? Probably just want me to write; well you got your wishes. Thanks for being so patient with me as well. Now what you've been waiting for …an asked question, what caused the switch? Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own fullmetal alchemist
Short 5: Who loves Havoc?
Havoc sits in his seat smiling crazy over letters he was reading. Breda just happens to walk in.
"What are you doing?" Breda asked.
"Guess what girls are crazy about"
"I think you've gone crazy"
"It's true! It says so in these fan-letters" Havoc cheered.
Breda took a closer look. "These aren't fan-letters they're reviews, how'd you get them they're suppose to go to Roy and Riza"
"I borrowed them" he lied. "But listen to this and weep Breda"
"This is from lulukiryu, she said, 'I feel so loved! 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Love the fanfic and dearest Jean!~-Lulukiryu ^-^ Here are some flowers and chocolate Jean!~ 3'" Havoc read and then ate the chocolate.
"Where did you get chocolate?"
"Weren't you listening? Lulukiryu sent them to me along with the flowers" he said as he sniffed them, "Thanks babe" he finished with a wink.
"Hey this isn't for you to pick up chicks" complained Breda.
"Jealous…okay my next lovely fan is HarunoRin, she said,' I kinda love Havoc like crazy, so I want him to win =3 *hugs havoc plushie* though I think the winner will actually be Kane SORRY JEAN DARLING! haha x3'"
"But she insulted you" added Breda.
"Eh...she apologized"
"You are a really sucker for ladies, you know that"
"Hey! Havoc" yelled Riza (Roy's body), "I think you have something that belongs to us"
Roy pulled out the gun. Havoc flung the reviews all over and he and Breda ran for it. Roy picked up the review from HarunoRin and read, "' Oh dear, I'm never going to think of Roy as manly again xD or of Riza as womanly xD lol loving this fic though!'"
Riza raised an eyebrow, "Well that makes me feel better...I'm acting like a man?"
Roy cried, "I am losing manliness!"
"You're just proving the point by crying, Roy"
"But I can't believe it! I'll never be respected again" he sobbed.
Riza picked up another review from little miss clueless, "' woah my goodness... Riza sounds like a dude and Roy sounds more like a girl...'"
Roy cried harder and curled up in the black corner.
"Not helping Roy Mustang" laughed Riza. She picked up another from buffybest, "' Is Ed going to appear in the story? Poor Roy he would have to be nice to him ^^'"
"Oh God I hope not. And I be nice to the twerp never!"Roy yelled.
~Meanwhile in some random city~
Edward stopped walking and twitched.
"What is it Nii-san?" asked Al.
"I have a feeling that Mustang is making a short crack about me" he exclaimed.
Al laughed, "You're just being silly"
"But it's true!"
~Back to the office~
"Roy I think they meant that since you're in my body, you'll have to be nice or you'll blow our cover" Riza explained.
"Yah, well I'm still not being nice to him"
"Yes you are" growled Riza.
"I will read one more from Dark-Lady-Hel" Roy said, "' Hahaha, I though that Riza and Roy would be back to normal when they kissed! And I can't believe Roy was afraid...'"
"Won't that have been nice? One kiss and we are back to normal. It would have been a cute ending" Riza commented.
"Yah, guess ramenwriter15 isn't cute. Or ramenwriter15 likes to put me through pain!" yelled Roy.
"Shh…Roy never upset the author they can do whatever they want with you" Riza whispered. Roy gulped as he thought of the worst things possible and nodded quickly.
"Thank you reviewers for sending reviewers, sorry we couldn't read them all" smiled Riza.
"Post a review and you may end up in the next chapter" suggested Roy.
"Bye" said Roy and Riza in unison.
-End of short-
ramenwriter15- tribute to all my reviewers. Also to the Havoc fan-girls. I got curious when I saw some really liked Havoc, so my next poll is do you like Havoc? Check it out. Now to the chapter. Enjoy!
An Out of Body Experience Chapter 11: Causing Force
Roy groaned as he rolled in bed, still trying to recollect the thoughts of the night before. He remembered as he stared face to face with a handsome chest. Roy couldn't help himself and run his fingers against the biceps. A shiver run through him for he never felt this way before. Of course he blamed those dang female hormones. Even thinking that it was kind of wrong, he didn't care because it was Riza and he lov...
Riza stirred a little in her sleep, but went back into a slumber. Roy smiled and rested his head against her flat chest. 'This is what it's like being a woman, I could get use to being on bottom I suppose...NO! What am I thinking I AM A MAN!' he thought fiercely while he tossed about. He looked down to see his chest wiggle with him. 'Okay I'm a man in a woman's body' he sighed in his mind and pouted.
Riza woke up and watched the frustrated Roy; it was quite enjoyable watching him frail around like a fussy little girl. She grabbed hold of Roy's still bare hips and flirted, "If you don't stop pouting cutely, I'll have to kiss"
Roy squeal girlish from surprise and pressed into her.
"Stop treating me like a woman" replied Roy.
"Umm...hello Roy have you looked at yourself lately"
"But I'm still a man inside and your tramping on my manliness" he pouted.
"Excuse me Mr. Mustang" she said jokingly.
"Riza" he said as he stood and baring his body.
"Hmmm..?" she said while her eyes grazed his body and Roy smirked pleased.
"I call shower first!" he screamed and run into the bathroom. Riza raised an eyebrow and laughed. She didn't care if Roy went first.
About fifth teen minutes later Roy came out of the bathroom with a white towel wrapped around his body. A wet mop of blonde hairs was messy on top of Roy's hair and water dripped down his legs.
Roy flushed, "Riza, why are you staring at me?"
Riza walked behind him and wrapped her arms his waist. Her next action was pressing her nose into his hair and she took in the scent. 'Strawberries' she thought.
Roy relaxed and let Riza do what she wanted because it felt so good to him. Then reality hit them.
Roy sprang up hitting Riza in the nose. "We have to go to work!" screamed Roy and then he saw Riza holding her nose with blood dripping out. "Not again" groaned Roy as he rushed to her.
"Why do you keep hurting people?" asked Riza calmly.
"I'm sorry I'm just a little jumpy" admitted Roy as he peeled Riza's hands away from her face. Roy smiled when he saw her nose wasn't broken.
"Does it hurt?" asked Roy as he scurried to the bathroom cabinet.
"No, it kills" hissed Riza, "I never knew I had such a hard punch"
Roy laughed softly.
"It's not funny Roy, I hurts" growled Riza.
Roy put a small bandage across her nose and kissed it. "There...I'm sorry"
Riza blushed at Roy's sudden nice attitude towards her. "And you're feeling okay?"
"Jeaz, I can't do something nice for you without you thinking I'm sick?" he asked.
"Yes, you can be selfish Roy"
Roy looked down, "So cold" he whined.
"Sorry Roy" said Riza apologetic.
Then Roy thought about it a little bit and realized…she was right! All those times he stuck her with his tardy paperwork just so he could go out with another woman he would regret going out with in the morning.
"Your right" sighed Roy in defeat.
"But don't mistake my words. I said you can be. Most of the time you demote all of your energy in protecting our country" added Riza. Roy smiled and blushed at the compliment.
"Now you go to work while I shower"
"I think I can wait for you" smiled Roy as he bounced onto the bed.
"No!" yelled Riza, which caused Roy to jump and land on the floor.
"What!?" screamed the angry woman spawned out half naked on the floor. Riza took a quick peak and turned her eyes to his face.
"If we go into work TOGETHER what will people think" scolded Riza.
"Okay, jeaz..." exhaled Roy and he stood. Roy pulled his under garments on in a quick fashion and threw on the military uniform. "Don't take too long or I'll miss you" joked Roy as he batted his eyelashes.
"Oh, it doesn't matter what time Roy Mustang comes in, he's expected to be late" laughed Riza in her booming voice.
"Hey...fine be late" said Roy and he gave Riza a quite kiss that turned longer when Riza pulled him into her. They started making out passionately. Roy felt Riza's tongue push into his move in and all he could do was to grip her shoulders tightly, enjoying the love. Soon Roy's flirty instinct took over and he too pushed his tongue in. They were both fighting for control. Though when Riza pressed her body into his, Roy lost control and she won. He whimpered at the spark of pleasure he felt as her body pressed and let her take over. Riza's kisses trailed across Roy's jaw line and down his neck. He moaned with pleasure.
"Riza..." he whispered as he closed his eyes. Riza smiled and pressed her lips to his ear. She licked his lobe and he squeaked softly. Roy waited eagerly for what Riza had in store for him.
"Go to headquarters" she whispered in Roy's ear. Roy flushed and thought, 'She distracted me!'
Riza laughed at him and patted his. "C'mon I need to shower"
Roy pouted and thought angrily, 'I can't believe she would be so tricky'
Riza kissed his lips gently and left for the shower, shutting the bathroom door behind her. Roy felt his anger melt away and was filled with sheer bliss. Why hadn't he noticed Riza like this before? Was it the switch that opened their eyes? Were questions that went through Roy Mustang's head as he walked to headquarters.
"Hey lieutenant" said Fuery with a smile as he walked in.
'He must have had a good time at the dance' thought Roy. "Hello Kane" he replied.
"Hey hey lieutenant Hawkeye!" shout Havoc. Roy looked up at the blonde who was wearing a goofy grin. 'What does he want now' thought Roy bitterly.
"So did Mustang take you home last night?"
"No" Roy responded truthfully.
"Aww...he takes all his women to bed with him, I wonder why not you?" complained Havoc.
Riza, who was standing outside the office, heard what Havoc had said. It made her feel like a pit formed in her heart, sucking it into an empty vortex. 'He lied to me?' she questioned in her mind while leaning against the still door. Riza grabbed her heart, trying to force the pain to go away and keep down her memories. She felt this before with her father.
"Stop spreading rumors" responded Roy, "How would you know what Roy has done?"
"Right…" said Havoc.
'Was he lying?' she whimpered in her head, feeling her feminine side take over once again or maybe not. Isn't hurt the same no matter what sex is thrown into it? Would a strong man feel any this pain than a woman when rejected? Woman may show their emotions more, but we all feel pain.
Roy smiled to Havoc, "You shouldn't judge especially your superiors"
Riza pulled herself together and hoped...no trusted that Roy was telling her the truth. When Riza walked in Havoc busted out in laughs.
"Do I amuse you 2nd lieutenant?" demanded Riza.
"Did Riza beat you up?" chuckled Havoc while he pointed to the bandage on Riza's face.
"What?!" bombed Riza and Roy laughed.
"So it's true?" questioned Breda curiously.
"What...n..." started Riza, but was interrupted by Havoc.
"I see. You tried hitting on her and making your moves and she punched you out for being too vulgar!"
"Didn't I just say not to judge your superiors" stated Roy as he picked up a stack of papers.
Havoc shrugged and continued to harass Riza with questions.
"Good luck Roy" smiled Roy as he left.
"Enough Havoc" said Riza.
"But...I'm not done..." Havoc whined, "Does she squeal if you squeeze her…"
"That's it! I told you I didn't take her home with me and I told you to stop! As punishment I'm putting the time limited of the pool to right NOW!" yelled Riza, who was filled with anger.
"What? But colonel I didn't do a thing" complained Fuery.
"Well you can blame Havoc for it" fumed Riza.
"Nice one Jean" replied Breda.
'Why me' cried Havoc in his head.
"So, how many one hour dates boys?"
"zero" Havoc and Fuery replied.
"Oh really? Shocker" she said sarcastically and then declared, "It's neither, and I win"
"Wait a second, I think Fuery should be the winner" suggested Breda.
"Back it up" Riza responded.
"Kane charmed at least sixteen women at that dance and Jean charmed one lady, shouldn't that count for something?"
"I didn't say charm, I said date. There's a difference" Riza clarified.
Breda sighed and gave Riza money, Havoc too.
"Wait a minute, I have to give a share to Fuery" smiled Riza as she handed half of the dough to Kane Fuery.
"What? Why?!" demanded Havoc.
"He put money on neither as well, smart choice I must say" grinned Riza.
"Why didn't you bid on yourself Kane?" asked Breda.
"I...umm...didn't believe in myself" he admitted, "I didn't think any women would be attracted to me"
"You proved yourself wrong" smiled Riza, "You have potential to be the next playboy after me of course"
"Thanks" said Fuery.
"Yah I might of lost, but I still have a date with the beautiful Liliana" cheered Havoc with a blush.
"I guess we all got a little something out of this" joked Riza.
"No, Breda didn't" stated Havoc.
"Nope that's not true. I got to laugh at you" replied Breda.
"Hey, why are we back to picking on me? How about Roy's bedroom and a certain lieutenant in it?"
Riza sighed and felt like he would never drop it.
A week went past and what a long week it was. Havoc constantly harassing stop the more and more he went out with Liliana. Roy and Riza had done a good job keeping the relationship under wraps. Though they were still too busy to do anything at all, which includes going to the library to find out the reason they switch bodies. Everything was quite peaceful that morning until…
"Hey did you hear Fullmetal's back in town" commented Havoc.
Roy groaned mentally.
"So I should be expecting him soon I suppose" concluded Riza.
'Whoopee!' thought Roy sarcastically as he walked out of the room to get ink, so Riza could sign Roy's most favorite thing…PAPERWORK! As he walked he hummed the 'I hate paperwork' song and past a certain blonde alchemist with a grin on his face.
"Hello Colonel Mustang" Ed said abnormally.
"Oh, hello...e..." Then it hit him like a brick wall. 'I'm in Riza's body! But it must have been a mistake, right? I heard it wrong'
"Didn't you hear me Colonel B******?" challenge Ed.
"Edward!" he screamed and tackled him to the floor, pinning him down. Roy's hands were aiming for Ed's throat, but Ed was restraining them. "I'm gonna kill you!"
Al walked in innocently and right away saw lieutenant Hawkeye attempting to choke his brother. "Nii-san!" shouted a worried Al. Usually he would have jumped right in to save his brother, but Riza was a trusted comrade and he didn't want to hurt her.
Ed squirmed and grinned fiercely. "I don't go around punching women, Lieutenant"
"Don't play dumb bean sprout! What did you do!?"
"Hey! Who you calling short?!" yelled Ed.
"You! Shorty!" he sheik and grabbed Ed's throat, "And you'll get shorter when I squash you!"
Al panicked and yelled, "Help! Someone help my Nii-san!"
Riza hearing the commotion run out and picked Roy up effortlessly. Roy kicked and screamed.
"Let me go, let me break his neck!"
"What's gotten into you Hawkeye?" asked a concern Riza.
"He knows" he growled. Riza gasped and glared at the blonde boy.
"Edward, I think we need to talk in private and you have a lot of explaining to do" Riza said sternly.
Al sighed and looked at her brother, "What did you do this time?"
They all positioned themselves in a shooting range, which was soundproof. Roy and Riza even agreed to let Al in on the secret, let's say Al took it pretty well, considering.
"So he's you and you're him?" he asked.
"Yes Al" answered Riza.
"And you think my brother is the cause of this?"
"Yes" they both agreed.
"It seems likely" Al said.
"Hey Al! Your suppose to be on my side" scolded Edward.
"Not when you're a big…jerk" he choked out.
"Edward I think you should start from the beginning"
"Okay" he said and started, "You know how Al's a ticking time bomb and he could die at any second?" They nodded in understanding. "I wanted to find a way to change that maybe a way so he wouldn't die on me. The only thing I knew that could help me was alchemy. I went to the library and I searched and searched, but nothing. I was at a dead end and I was so desperate to save Al from the doom that he could face. That was until, I found a lead and I made you assign me a field mission there, remember the old run down city with no name?"
Roy responded, "Yah, I sent you there for something about mysterious natural disasters"
Ed laughed, "Funny thing was they were just natural disasters, just good old mother earth at work!"
"Yah I know I just wanted you out of my hair, but I never thought you'd find something"
"I did"
~Flashback~
Ed stomped angrily through the dirt road and was kicking every small pebble in it. "Stupid Mustang sent us here and it was just stupid earthquakes!" He kicked a stone at a sign and it bounce back hitting him in the face. "OW!"
Meanwhile, Al was looking at a homemade straw hat stand, which was too boring for Ed to handle.
An old man on a porch watched Ed and laughed at him. "Choices can lead to great misfortune" he chuckled.
"Humph...old geezer"
"You look like you're looking for something young man"
"What you psychic?" question the Elric brother.
"No. I see it in your eyes, they hunger. If you come in I'm sure I have something that would interest you" he offered.
Ed looked at the old man questionably. 'It can't hurt to look' he thought and followed him into the ancient looking house. Inside old artifacts lad around his home, absolutely nothing was new.
"You're an alchemist?"The old man asked.
"Yup" Ed smiled, he was happy someone actually saw him as one.
"I think you'll like this" the old man replied as he held a worn out piece of paper.
"What is it?"
"A type of lost alchemy, if it was known it would probably be forbidden. It's a soul transfer"
Ed's eye brightened up. This was what he had been looking for all along.
"Awww...I see you found what you wanted" he chuckled.
"Yes, exactly"
"Then I'll let you have it"
"Wow seriously!" shouted a happy Elric.
"Yes, you seem to want it more than me, to me its junk" he responded, "Though one man's junk is another man's treasure and it seems you hit jackpot"
"Yes, thank you" Ed said, reaching for the paper.
"Wait. Before I give this to you there are some warnings"
"Warnings?"
"It's very difficult to use and you must be sure nobody else is in the room, but what your transferring or that can result in soul clash, which is pretty much saying your souls with be damaged or lost"
Edward gulped and took mental notes.
"Another is this is very powerful. You can change people lives"
"Can I save a person's life?" Ed asked.
"I suppose so. There have been accounts of this technique supporting new life" he answered, "That seems to be all, use it well"
"Yes sir" replied Ed, bowing, and he left soon after.
~End of Flashback~
"You're supposed to share information you gained to me, Fullmetal" scolded Roy.
"Anyways back to the story. I needed to try it out and you two were my choices"
"Why us?" questioned Riza.
"I thought it would be interesting if I tried it on you"
"So turn us back" demanded Roy.
"Ummm…well..."
"Oh no Nii-san" whined Al.
Roy grinded his teeth together and stared at Edward.
"Well, this is a reversal, but I never owned it" admitted Ed.
"Can I kill him now!" screamed Roy, but Riza held him before he could spring anywhere.
"Edward, you will fix this. My order to you is for you to find or solve a reverse, understood?"Commanded Riza.
"Yes sir or Madame?"
"Sir is fine for now" Riza told him.
"I'm sorry Al. That I did this behind your back, will you ever forgive me?"
"I'll always forgive you Nii-san" laughed Al as he squeezed Ed in a bone-crushing hug.
Riza smiled at the boys. Seeing them being so close made her wish she had a brother or sister when she lived with her father.
"You will fix this Fullmetal or I will kill you"
"Is that any way to treat the man who's going to save you?"
"You're no man you little kid!"
"Oh yah colonel b******!"
Riza and Al sighed softly as they watched the war go on and on.
-End of chapter, to be continued-
Poll results! Neither:9, 42% Fuery:8, 38% (I was very surprised that so many picked him) Havoc:4, 19%
So 42% win!
AN: woot! Finished! I hope you didn't think the whole cause was stupid, I tried my best. I'm also very angry at how long it took me to type this, I was procrastinating big time. YouTube was a big help with that. I go on to watch one thing and I end up seeing twelve and the newest video has nothing to do with what I was looking for. 4:21 am I finished this and I'm seriously am going to pass out. I'm running on a bowl of ramen I ate at midnight. Oops I'm talking too much time to my favorite part where I thank my awesome awesome reviewers. . Thanks Tsukali-chan, silvergothicsweettooth, little miss clueless, first lieutenant riza hawkeye, Axis Bold As Love, Ultimate Royai Lover, Teeshdapeech, Dragonridingattorney43,Dark-Lady-Hel, buffybest, J, Tate Freak, Athena's Heart, Smoldering Flame, scoobygang101, lulukiryu, The Misty Forest, and Santoryuu-Zoro, HarunoRin, Cavalyn, ssadropout, Etenity, ksiarsauke, and SunnyDalki. Everyone should follow their example and REVIEW!! Reviews are nice even when they're insults (yeah im brilliant). Anyways it's nice to hear what you guys and gals think and like, so I please. I would appreciate it deeply. Thanks again for reading, reviewing, adding to favs/alerts, polling, and being patient with me. Until next time good night and good luck.
-ramenwriter15
