Scenario 10: The Cullen ladies, and Emmet, go shopping.
Well the first part is kinda self explanatory; but where to go, where to go. Hmmmmm well Costco is not really exciting and Target isn't either. How about a shopping spree! They go to a mall, which has tons of stores in one. After that they go to tons of other stores. So Alice wants to go to Victoria's Secret and we all know how this one's gonna turn out. She tries on one thing and it sends her into a buying frenzy, like a shark in a tank full of fresh blood. She drags Rosalie and Bella into the store and forces them into some skimpy bathing suits and tons of other inappropriately described outfits. Emmett is having fun also; he is trying on little skirts, bras and lingerie. Alice adores every piece on every single person and insists on buying everything. The store will be closed for a few days while they are re-stocking. All the while Renesme is with her grandma, Esme, and heading towards the Gap. Esme buys her a few new pieces for her summer wardrobe and then is dragged into going to Hello Kitty. Alice has bought the whole Victoria's Secret store by now and has met up with Esme. When they are all in Hello Kitty Emmett falls in love with everything and buys enough things to redecorate the whole house, but is met by angry siblings and is forced to the idea of cramming it all into his room. Renesme becomes frugal and just decides to move into Emmett's room when they get home. At this point in their shopping trip the family has spent about 2.5 million dollars. Edward, Bella, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice need new beds but at the mall there is no bed bath and beyond or any store that sells beds. Emmett doesn't need one because he already got one at Hello Kitty. So their solution to this terrible problem is COSTCO! At Costco the beds are bought while a treasure hunt for all the samples in the store is struck up. Well Renesme gets lost because Costco is such a giant store, and a hunt is struck up for her. She is found in the frozen department, inside a compartment full of ice cream, cooling herself down from the summer heat just as it is time to ring up. When Esme gets to the check stand she is forced to give up all of the beds, except for one, due to insufficient funds. The family gets home and unpacks. Carlisle and Edward read the riot act to Alice and Emmett, the two shopping addicts, and they have to get jobs. Alice she has to go to Victoria's Secret and offer to help sew all new pieces for the store to help re stock. And Emmett well we know what he has to do. Who can say Hello Kitty mascot outfit! Meanwhile Carlisle and Edward go to the Volturi and pull some strings to be allowed to print their own money to help out Emmet and Alice. So, to recap there was a shopping spree and the Cullens lost a ton of money that was restored by the Volturi printing their own money and Alice and Emmett's jobs.
