( what the hell did I get myself into? )
( Oh looooook, a chapter I'm not a large fan of. It does introduce one of my favorite characters to write though. It's all choas from here everybody, hope your strapped in because I'm losing my miiiiiiiind! )
-chapterstart-
"I'm not sure how I feel about this..."
Karl and Callie walk up to the strip club, Karl lagging behind.
"Relax! I used to work here before me and Marie became famous, nothing sleazy happens here! ...during hours anyway."
Karl is processing that sentence.
"You used to work here?!"
Callie laughs.
"Oh yeah! It was fun too!"
Callie shows her ID to the bouncer, and vouches for Karl.
"This place hasn't changed a bit!"
Karl looks around. The pole sits not too far from the entrance, with backstage doors on either side. He sees a door to the left leading to a sperate room, the sign above it saying "lap dances". The bar is to the left, taking up most of that side. Most men are staring at the current dancer.
"This place is a bit small..."
Callie nods.
" It's small yes, but it has the best strippers in town."
Karl points at the women currently dancing.
"Who's she?"
Callie looks over, and frowns.
"I don't know. She must be new."
They walk to the stage, and sit near the wall.
"So, why did we come here again?"
Callie shrugs.
"Just thought I would explain my past career in the easiest way possible."
Karl rolls his eyes.
"Of course."
Callie leans torwards Karl.
"Maybe I can take you in the back and give you my 'special treatment'~"
Karl takes a deep breath.
"You mean...?"
Callie smiles.
"I'm gonna give you a dance~"
Karl sighs.
"I was afraid of that."
Callie picks up Karl, and takes him to the door that sperates the rooms. They see a room filled with stalls, with curtains covering the inside.
"Here, go in this one."
She pushes Karl inside.
"I'm gonna go get ready. Be back soon~"
Karl realizes that an interesting song is playing.
"Hmm. I think I know that song."
" Two from the one to the one to the three..."
He nods.
"Yep. Definitely know that song."
The curtain is pulled back, and Callie steps in.
She's wearing nothing but panties.
"Ready?"
Karl clicks his tounge.
"Absolutely not."
Callie smiles.
"Good."
-segmentline-
Fizz walks back into the plaza, looking around at the inklings staring at him.
"What?"
Many inklings run up to him and ask him questions, most of which are about where he's been.
"Alright, ALRIGHT! I'm fine, alright? I was rescued by my friends. Now shoo."
The inklings slowly disperse, leaving fizz standing alone.
He sighs.
"Ugh... Attention."
"Yeah, I can't stand it either."
Fizz looks to his left, and sees a shorter inkling looking at him.
"Who are you?"
"Name's panda. In turf wars at least."
"Panda? What kinda name is that?"
He shrugs.
"I dunno. But I just wanted to find you."
"Why?"
"I'm on Nathan's team for the turf war battle."
Fizz groans.
"Did he send you to scout me? He's such an ass."
Panda nods.
"I'm not actually gonna do that though. He seems obsessed with winning, and I don't need that."
Fizz looks at him in confusion.
"So you don't want to win?"
"No, I do. Just not by doing this stalking bullshit."
Fizz shrugs.
"Well, at least I know his forth. He always gets a random because he only ever has his two lackeys to push around."
Panda nods.
"Joey and zodiac right?"
Fizz rolls his eyes.
"They really need to just leave the team. They are far better then Nathan."
Panda shrugs.
"Maybe he's got something on them. He seems like the person to do that."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because I hate being bossed around, but I also don't have a team."
Fizz sighs.
"Damn. Alright, tell Nathan I've started using a blaster, that'll throw him off."
Panda nods.
"Sure. See you in the battle fizz."
He leaves.
"Hmm. He seems interesting. Whatever, I have someone to call."
He pulls out his phone and dials a number.
"Hello?"
"Aurie? That you?"
"Who is th- oh wait, fizz?"
"Yep. You wanna do something? Everyone's busy."
He hears some shuffling through the phone.
"Sure. We can meet somewhere, if you like. Where do you wanna go?"
Fizz thinks for a second.
"How about the valley? I could use a tour."
"The valley? There isn't much there, but there is stuff to look at. Sure! Meet me at the grate in the plaza."
"Oh, lucky me, I'm already there."
He hears laughing.
"All prepared, hmm? Fine. I'll be there soon."
He hears the phone click.
"I hope I don't regret this..."
-segmentline-
Nathan is tapping his fingers on a table.
"Where is that slacker?!"
"Rude. It just took me forever to find him."
Nathan turns around, seeing panda sitting himself down.
"So? What'd you get on him?"
Panda rolls his eyes.
"He's started using a blaster. That's all I could find out."
Nathan smiles.
"A blaster huh? Perfect! This is good info panda."
Panda shrugs.
"Whatever. I'm getting lunch."
He gets up and goes into a nearby diner.
"Why do you always do this?"
Nathan turns to Joey, who's sitting on the other side of the table.
"What? What am I doing?"
Joey sighs.
"This scouting crap! It's not cool dude."
"Yeah. We should really just go with what we have."
Nathan glares at zodiac, who glares right back.
"We are trying to win! Scouting is the best way to do that."
Joey and zodiac look at each other.
"Why not... You know... Practice?"
Nathan laughs.
"Please. I'm already perfect. You guys can go practice if you want, but I'm staying here."
Zodiac and Joey sigh, and get up.
Nathan takes a sip of his drink.
"This will be easy. I'm gonna win this battle. I'll show him."
He looks torwards the bill board advertising the battle.
"I'll show him that I'm the best!"
-segmentline-
Zoey wakes up.
"Ugh...my head..."
She looks at herself, purple covering almost her entire body.
"Damn! How much does he have?!"
She gets up, and sees the large puddle of blue and purple fluids on the floor.
"Holy shit. That is a lot of cum."
She shivers.
"Wait, what's this?"
She takes the note off her head.
"Zoey. I'm sorry for arriving so late, but on the bright side, you had a amazing time. At least if what I heard was anything to go off of. fizz."
Zoey smiles.
"Pervert."
She throws the note away, and looks at the puddle.
"I'm gonna need a lot of towels to clean this up.
She sees a drop of purple fall into the puddle, and she looks down at herself.
Another drop of purple falls out of her.
"Maybe I should take a shower first..."
-segmentline-
Karl was having fun.
Callie had started with a lap dance, but she eventually got down and started giving Karl a titjob, rubbing his dick as fast as she could.
"You like this, don't you~?"
Karl lets out a breath.
"Why wouldn't I?"
Callie smiles and takes the tip into her mouth.
"Ah~!"
She goes faster.
"Gonna cum..."
She takes her mouth off, and moves her breasts as fast as she can.
Her face gets covered in cum a second later.
She stands up.
"Why don't we take this farther?"
She turns around, and slowly pulls the panties down, her ass right in front of Karl's face.
She turns around, and sits on Karl's lap, moving his dick into her.
"Aaah..."
She starts moving at a somewhat slow pace, moaning occasionally.
Karl takes a hand and grabs one of Callie's breasts, playing with it slightly.
"Hah... How does it feel~?"
Karl leans his head back and moans.
"Same here... Oooh..."
She starts speeding up, putting her hands on Karl's shoulder for support.
"Ah! Ah! AAAAH~!"
Callie grips onto Karl's shoulders tightly as she finishes, causing a groan from Karl.
"You didn't take the pill-"
Callie takes a sharp breath.
"Yes I did, I took one before I came in here!"
She lets out the breath, and starts moving faster.
"Hah... Oh..."
Karl cums, with Callie stopping.
"Hah...damn..."
Callie gets off, and takes a couple breaths.
"I'm gonna go clean up a bit... Stay here..."
She leaves, a wet pink trail on the floor marking her presence.
"That... Was not how I expected today to go..."
Karl takes a deep breath.
" Hmm. I guess fizz was right about me having my first time at a strip club."
He smiles.
"Well, it wasn't because I was desperate, that's for sure!"
He pulls his pants back up, and stretches out.
" Oh. It's been a week. Damn."
He laughs.
"I still can't believe all of that happened in a week!"
Callie walks back in, fully dressed.
"How about we go home, and... Continue~?"
Karl smiles, and stands up.
"Hell yeah!"
-segmentline-
"I feel like something's wrong here."
Hopper stands in a white void.
An octoling walks up to him.
"What do you mean?"
Hopper shrugs.
"I dunno. Is it just me, or is there something that I'm forgetting?"
Two figures walk over.
"Well, everybody I remember is still there."
The other figure nods.
"Hmm. Figures. Callie, Marie, get ready. I'm investigating."
"Callie" and "Marie" nod.
"Watch out for yourselves by the way. Callie should have no problems, but Marie might."
He looks up.
"Hey, narrative thing!"
Hmm? Me?
"Yes. You. I need you to place me somewhere where fizz isn't."
Umm... Fizz is about to leave for octo valley. I was about to cover it before you hijacked the story.
"Oh. Well just throw me into his apartment then."
Alright. Who else is coming?
"Do you want to come octoling?"
The octoling nods.
"Just call her octoling. So we don't get her confused with Sarah."
Oh. Alright, octoling it is.
"Oh, I wanted to ask this. Narrative thing, who are you exactly?"
I'm not sure. I'm always here, but at the same time, I'm not. Maybe I'm just a narrative device to tell the story...
"Do you have a name?"
No? I don't really need one. You are the only one who can communicate with me.
"I'll call you ghost, to make things easier."
Ghost? Alright, that's fine.
"Let's get this moving."
Why don't you just go through yourself?
Hopper blinks.
"Oh yeah."
He opens a portal and has everyone jump through it.
He arrives at the apartment a moment later.
"Alright. Now we-"
He's cut off as the door opens, and Marie walks in.
She stares for a moment.
Oh, you seem to have gone to the wrong apartment.
Hopper looks up and glares.
"Do...do I even ask?"
The Marie that came with hopper shakes her head.
"No. It's better if you don't know."
Marie shrugs.
"Good enough for me."
She goes and sits on the couch.
Hopper sighs.
"Well, now that I know this universe won't explode when we meet ourselves, let's get to the plaza."
He snaps his fingers, and they are there.
" Now. Find the missing link. I know something's off here."
They fan out, moving rapidly in a random direction.
Hopper eventually calls everyone to him.
"This is it."
A small crack in a wall? What does that have to do with anything?
Hopper rolls his eyes.
"This is the reason we didn't notice that another me was created until recently."
So? You have plenty of yourself already.
"Yeah, this me is clearly meant to just be a story. Plus, we already have an inkling me, so it would be super confusing."
How many of you are there?
Hopper counts for a second.
"Counting me, seven. The ones that actually matter anyway."
What about the real you? Isn't he writing this?
"How do you think I'm here?"
Oh. Well, can I get back to the story now please?
Hopper shrugs, seals the crack, and jumps through another portal, his companions following.
Ah, now I'll just...
-segmentline-
Fizz stands near the grate, watching several figures running around.
"Where's the fire? Jeez."
"Fizz!"
Fizz turns, seeing Aurie walking to him.
"You ready?"
Fizz nods.
"Yep. Let's go."
They turn into squids, and jump into the grate.
-"Woah, what?!"
Hmm? What?!
Hopper looks through a portal.
"That segment was so short! Why were you in such a rush to tell it?"
I'm setting something else up for later! Look, you just go back to your void, and go revisit mending time again or something.
Hopper rolls his eyes, and pulls his head back through the door.
Ugh, finally. Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
-segmentline-
Sarah hums to herself softly.
She taps her bed for a beat.
"Work it..."
She taps the bed.
"Make it..."
She taps it again.
"Do it..."
Once more.
" Makes us..."
She keeps this up for a while, moving through the whole song.
She sighs.
"Man. Why does it have to be so boring..."
She rolls over, and stares at the door.
"Almost over. I can leave tomorrow morning..."
She looks at the clock.
"6:30... What do I do until then?"
The doctor walks in.
"Time for your ink tank change."
She groans. She hated this part.
"Why every half an hour? Surely I don't need all this ink..."
The doctor taps her chest.
"This will only heal if you are being constantly subjected to your own ink."
Sarah sighs.
"Fine, just hurry up."
The doctor pulls the needle put of Sarah, causing a wince.
"I heard you singing. Do they have the relics in Octo valley too?"
"No. My boyfriend showed me them when we went out to eat, for our first date."
"Boyfriend? Where is he?"
"Out, probably. Looking for Arron maybe?"
"What does he look like?"
"Tall, dark blue tentacles, is kinda threatening..."
"Oh! He was here before you woke up. You should probably keep the fact you're dating an inkling to yourself though..."
"Why?"
"It's frowned upon to date octolings here. Doesn't stop some of them from slipping in though."
"What do you mean?"
"I had an... Experience with a disguised octoling once. It was great, but I haven't seen her since."
Sarah thinks for a moment.
" Good for them. But where did mine go?"
"He left after I told him to. We had to do surgery on you, and we couldn't have him here for that."
"Do you know where he went?"
"He mumbled something about 'getting pills', I think he went to the pharmacy. After that, I don't know."
"Pills? Why...?"
She winces as the needle goes back in.
"All done. Have a good sleep."
Sarah nods, and lays back down.
The doctor leaves the room.
" Just sleep through it..."
She closes her eyes.
"I'll see him tomorrow."
-segmentline-
"Damn, this place is nice!"
Aurie smiles, and leads fizz down another road.
"This area's technically the residential district, but most people call it fuck street."
"Uh...why?"
"Because most people like to have sex on, around, or near this street."
Fizz snickers.
"You octolings and your sex... Is that all you guys care about?"
Aurie leans over to Fizz.
"Yeeeeeep~!"
Fizz laughs.
"I guess I should've figured. Athough I get all I need from my octoling."
Aurie frowns.
"Such a shame too... You would've been my seventh inkling fucktoy~"
Fizz coughs.
"Um, yeah. Alright, seventh? You get around, don't you?"
"I LOOOOOVE sex."
"You sound like you do. I'll hit you up if my relationship ever goes down south."
Aurie smiles.
"Thanks! I do love post-breakup sex. The man always gets so rough~"
Fizz shivers.
"Please stop talking like that... It's turning me on so much..."
Aurie gets right up fizz's face.
"What? Like...this~?"
Fizz exhales loudly.
"I told you... Nobody can resist an octoling~ especially one as sexy as meeeee~"
Fizz sits down.
"I know you're trying to seduce me... Stop..."
Aurie lays down in front of fizz.
"Aww, come onnnn, don't you want to fuck me~?"
"Yes... But I can't..."
Aurie rolls over onto her back, and puts her head under fizz.
"Aw, come on, that girlfriend of yours won't know..."
"She'll find out... They always do..."
Aurie frowns and grabs fizz's head, pulling it down so she can kiss him.
Fizz struggles and pulls away after a moment.
"No! Stop this, now!"
Aurie moves back a bit.
"Why are you doing this?!"
Aurie sighs.
"Sorry... I'm just super pent up. I haven't had sex in a week..."
Fizz stands up.
"It's fine... Mine tackled me before fucking me once... And she had just masturbated that morning!"
Aurie laughs.
"She must be a younger one. When octolings hit 14, they become sexually mature, and become pent up three times as fast. Unless they find the one they love, but most don't."
Fizz sighs.
"That explains why she hasn't masturbated at all since she moved in with me..."
Aurie nods.
"That's a keeper alright. Good job man, most octolings can't keep their women in check until marriage!"
Aurie stumbles a bit, and moans.
"I... Need release... It's dangerous for us to be pent up this long..."
Fizz stands up.
"I'm still not gonna fuck you..."
Aurie shakes her head.
"No... I would just masturbate, but that doesn't seem to work anymore..."
She rubs her pants in the sensitive area, moaning.
"Need... This..."
Fizz bites his lip.
"Ugh... Fine. But only because it's an emergency!"
Aurie moans, and drops to the ground, practically throwing her clothes off.
"Please..."
Fizz gulps, and takes his pants off, moving over to Aurie.
Aurie spread her legs, and starts playing with her tits, moaning all the time.
"I shouldn't be doing this..."
Aurie looks at fizz, pleading.
Fizz sighs.
He enters her.
Aurie moans so loud, fizz is sure it could've broken a window.
"I'm gonna assume you took a pill before we came here?"
Aurie moans something between a confirmation and pleasure.
Fizz sighs.
He starts moving quickly, and exhales.
"How are you still so tight after having so much sex?!"
Aurie grabs on to fizz's back, pulling him down.
"Oof! How pent up are you?"
He realizes his mouth is inches away from one of aurie's nipples.
"Let's get this over with."
He starts sucking it as hard as he can, as he keeps fucking Aurie senseless.
"AAH AAAAAH~ MMMMMAAAAH~!"
Aurie cums so hard, fizz can feel fluids dripping off his dick and onto the ground.
"Oooooh... Ooooh~"
Fizz cums, letting himself out, pulling out afterwards.
"Hah... There. Good now?"
Aurie is panting heavily on the ground.
"Oh yeah. Remind me to congratulate that girlfriend of yours."
"Why?"
"Because that was the best sex I've ever had. Or maybe it was just me being super pent up..."
Fizz rolls his eyes.
"I'm no sex god. You were definitely just super pent up."
Aurie shrugs.
"It still felt fucking amazing."
Fizz sighs.
"So It did. Now let's never talk about this again."
Aurie laughs.
"Not in public maybe. But in private..."
She rolls on top of fizz.
"I'm gonna be teasing you constantly~"
Fizz gulps.
"But... I need to ask a favor."
Fizz raises an eyebrow.
"If this ever happens again, as in me getting super pent up like this... Can you help me again...?"
Fizz sighs.
"I can't promise anything. I hate going behind Sarah like this..."
"So tell her the truth! Octolings don't really care about commitment when it comes to sex."
Fizz nods.
"Are you sure she'll take it well? I don't want to lose her..."
Aurie kisses fizz.
"I'm sure you'll be fine. And if she breaks up with you, I'll date you!"
Fizz smiles.
"I appreciate it, but I think we work better as friends. With benefits?"
Aurie smiles.
"Meh, whatever works. Now you should get going, it's late."
Fizz stands up, and pulls his pants up.
"See you... Sometime?"
Aurie waves.
Fizz turns the corner, going out of sight.
"Ugh, I'm still so fucking horny..."
Aurie rubs herself a bit.
"I need someone to fuck me until I break for once... He seemed like a good candidate, and he of course has a girlfriend."
She rubs herself faster.
"I'll just have to keep looking..."
She moans, as her juices form a small puddle on the ground.
"Nope. Still doesn't work. Ugh..."
She gets up, and puts her clothes back on.
"Mmmm... I wish I could have sex constantly..."
She walks away, leaving around the same corner fizz did.
"Especially with him~"
