Okay. so...I'm just going to say it, I have a dick or a penis. This just got about a bajillion times more awkward, congratulations Rainbow on making everyone feel awkward! So, yes, I am now a boy...I guess. I checked, no boobs, no more.
I wasn't that disappointed with the whole genderbend thing because now I have no more of those monthly gifts from mother nature that I oh so enjoy, not. No more monthly cramps, no more bleeding, no risk of childbirth, not like I would ever do that, being a guy comes with a lot of pluses.
I guess being a guy isn't going to be as easy as I first thought, I mean, now I have to deal with all the ladies that want some Rainbow Factory, all the nonexistent ladies. Yeah, being a guy will be the easiest thing ever. I guess I'll have to try not to get kicked in the balls because I'm sure that hurts like hell.
Oh fruk, I just remembered something, how the hell do I pee? I was not told about how the boy anatomy works or anything. In puberty class they tell you that a boy's penis will get bigger and they will grow hair in places and that was all. I have no idea how to do anything as a boy. Are you supposed to eat differently as a guy? I have no idea what I'm doing.
Okay, maybe being a guy isn't going to be as easy as I thought...
I shake my head and walk out of the bathroom, I feel sick. I look at the stairs and take the first step down, miss and go tumbling down the stairs.
"Ow..."
"OH MY GOD FRATELLO, ARE YOU OKAY!?"
"I-I'm fine...is it hot here?"
Feli looks at me like I'm crazy, but it is, it's way too hot. I feel like I'm on fire...wait, fire, oh please no. Please, please, no. I see Feli's mouth moving, but I can't hear him. I'm not the best at reading lips, but I'm pretty sure he's saying "moe lie hog, fratello", as I said, I suck at reading lips.
Everything is in slow motion, I think I've fallen because all see is the hardwood floors, they're a soft brown, very nice indeed. I think that's Lovi who's picked me up and is shaking my shoulders, but I could be wrong because all I see is a big blob of blurry-ness.
Okay, let's recap:
- I am now a boy
- I feel like I'm on fire
- I can't hear anything
- I can only see big blurry blobs, okay, I can't see anything now
I guess that's all to recap, I wonder what's going on now because I can't see or hear, but I can still feel someone shaking my shoulders. It kinda feels like when you get up to fast, you can't hear anything and you go blind for like twenty seconds. Yeah, it's kinda like that except this is lasting longer than twenty seconds.
Fruk, this hurts a lot, it feels like someone just poured a can of gasoline on me and dropped a lit match on my face. Oh...what's this feeling? I believe it is the feeling of free-falling. It feels alright, I think I'll just take a nap...
I am so sorry! *hides behind Germany* I am really sorry I have not updated in sooooo long. Between school, family problems, and being sick, I kinda had no time to update any of my stories. But, now I do and I am! I'm sorry it's so short too, please don't hurt me! Well, I will be updating tomorrow for sure, I promise! ~.3.~
