AN: written while listening to MCR, and it's still crazy, do you think that says something about us??
Disclaimer: NO OWNAGE!!
C11: Fred and George
Tell them that their jokes aren't funny.
Tell them that McGonagall only lets them off the hook cause she's interested in them.
Tell them the toad really loves them.
Tell them they suck at Quidditch.
Tell them that Percy's the hottest person in the family.
Tell them that Percy's waaaaaay funnier than they could ever be.
Tell them Angelina and Alicia are only interested in them cause their Percy's brothers.
Tell them to get out of the joke business and get jobs at the ministry because they're not funny.
Ask them if they've ever watched Ouran High School Host Club, compare them to the Hitachiin twins. (See AN for explanation)
Tell them 'you know what they did last summer' see if they get the quote.
AN: the Hitachiin twins are identical twin boys who act like they've got a twincestuous relationship to make the club's customers happy. -Ella
This is Hex—For those of you who are blonde like me, she means that they act gay with each other. So yeah...Hi! (She scares me...and small children...and old people...and everyone in between...even her own parents...)
— they act gay with their identical twin... symmetrical brotherly love...sighs — Ella 'O.O'
It's not that I like it in real life, I've never met anyone like that, but in fiction...well... : )
