(A/N: I'm so narcissistic so I drew fanart of my own story .3. Link at the end of chapter i guess)

Also, there is slight NSFW in this chapter. But there will be a lemon later i guess. Mweh. (papyrus is being a cockblock x3) (so sorry for short chapter! I'll make up for it in chapter 12 where shit goes down)

Sage was currently in the bathroom, trying on the clothes Sans bought for her. She didn't really have any clothes here besides Sans's shirts and stuff that were way too big on her so she was happy to have some. She walked out, wearing the layered black dress and shoes.

"Does it look any good? I normally don't wear dresses…" Sage asked.

"it looks amazing on you," Sans said, blushing.

"Th-thanks.." Sage said. She was always shy when she was complimented.

Sage sat down beside Sans and kissed him on his teeth. (because skeletons dont have lips i guess :c) Sans asked for entrance as he bit her lip. She opened her mouth as his tongue slid in. They fought for dominance, but Sans let her win. His hands trailed up her curves as she caressed his ribs.

They reluctantly broke the kiss for air as Sans trailed his hands upwards. He took off Sage's dress, leaving her in her bra in panties.

"damn.." Sans muttered as his grin grew into a smirk.

Sans kissed Sage on the cheek before unclasping her blue bra and taking it off. His right eye became a blue tint as he hugged Sage. He was a flustered mess as he gave her breasts a small squeeze, eliciting a cute noise from her as he did so.

"SAAAAAANS, HUMANNN! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS BACK!" Papyrus yelled from downstairs as Sage put her dress back on.

Papyrus busted through Sans's door and handed him a couple of bucks and rushed back downstairs.

"That was awkward.." Sage said, flustered as all Hell.

"i'll continue where we left off later," Sans said, winking at Sage before kissing her on the forehead and walking to the living room as Sage followed.

"HUMAN! SANS! I'M ON TV!" Papyrus squealed. "METTATON LET ME ON HIS COOKING SHOW YESTERDAY!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive, Papyrus," Sage said, giving him a thumbs up.

Apparently he just made spaghetti on the show while Mettaton helped. They also gave samples to food critics of the underground and they judged it. It sounded like a good show to Sage.

"I'm tired," Sage said, yawning.

Sans followed her upstairs.

"goodnight," Sans said, blushing.

Sage gave a thumbs up before pulling Sans onto the bed. Sans, shocked, grabbed Sage and held her as he fell asleep with her.

A/N: WOW THAT WAS CHEESY :o

Link to art: tagged/sagetale