5 am wakeup call.

Sakura was really regretting letting Naruto stay with her.


"Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven For too long, for too long"

Sakura groaned quietly as the loud obnoxious sounds of her boyfriend's friend sing-screaming-off-key at five in the morning. Staring at the clock and watching as the minutes passed even slower than normal. Rolling onto her back she huffed before sitting up. If she was going to suffer like this she'd make him suffer as well.

Grabbing her cell phone off of her night stand Sakura dialed the number she knew by heart and waited for him to pick up.

"You have reached the voice message box of Uchiha Sasuke, Please leave your name, number after the beep."

Sakura frowned at the automated voice of her boyfriend's cell phone. Frowning and hanging up before trying again she smirked as she heard it ring than him answer.

"Saku-"

"Yeah, you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven For too long, for too long"

"I hate you." Sakura snapped into the phone. He could have warned her that his best friend woke up at five in the morning for a shower. Or that he sang on the top of his lungs. "You could have warned me or som- Sasuke?" Sakura asked "Hello? Sasuke-kun?"

She was silent for a few minutes before she realized he had hung up on her.

"WHAT?!"

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ooh! Oh, yeah, yeah, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ooh!"

She quickly redialed the number and was met with the same automated voice as the first time she tried calling. Frowning she finally got out of bed and stomped her way to the bathroom. She almost wanted so badly to smash her fist into the door but knowing she'd have to repair or replace it turned that idea off from her. So instead she banged her fist against it once to catch the loud obnoxious blond's attention. "NARUTO!" She screamed. There was a loud thud then a couple soft curses before a still soaking wet blond opened the bathroom door wide-eyed.

"Sakura-chan!" He squeaked as he realized she was not looking at him but rather glaring. He gulped and stepped back into the bathroom. Looking at her carefully he could tell she hadn't gotten enough sleep.

"Do you know what time it is?" Sakura asked glaring still. Naruto nodded quietly before holding up five fingers. "Right it's five in the morning. Do you know what time I got home from work?" Sakura asked as she stepped forward. Naruto blinked owlishly before shaking his head no. "THREE IN THE MORNING I AM RUNNING ON NO SLEEP AND YOUR HORRIBLE RENDITION OF BRUNO MARS LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN IS NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER TO FALL ASLEEP!" She screamed.

The poor blond squeaked even louder as he flopped backwards into the bathtub. He held his hands over his head in hopes that she wouldn't murder him. There was a loud snap of the dead bolt of her door unlocking then the appearance of the only person known to put up with the blond's annoying habits. Yanking his sleep deprived girlfriend away from the bathroom door he looked at the blond before scoffing.

Sakura looked at him dazed for a second as he pulled her into her room and shucked his pants. "SASUKE!" She screeched clearly hoping her neighbors wouldn't mind the loud intensity of her voice this early in the morning. He raised and eyebrow before pulling her down on her bed and cuddling close to her. "Sasuke-kun..." She whined as Naruto's loud voice picked up again.

"'Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven For too long, for too long"

Sasuke rolled his eyes before kissing the girl. "Lay down." He murmured before pulling her into him. He yawned loudly before falling asleep. Sakura pouted a little as the dark haired man slept comfortably through his best friend's singing. It wasn't until fifteen minutes later that she started to drift off in to sleep. She frowned a little until she felt Sasuke's arm tighten around her and the sound of the shower shut off. Knowing her water bill was going to sky rocket if she let the blond stay any more she'd have to figure out a way to kick him out tomorrow.


It's pretty bad when plot bunnies hit right before you hit the shower. XD It's one of those quickly tossed together things that well... It adorable and weird and totally something I can invision happening in a AU world... and why Naruto was staying at Sakura's... I dunno it was just something I thought of... Originally it was gonna be Naruto crashing at Sasuke and Sakura's place but then I thought it'd be funny if he would keep just Sakura up... X3

Which by the way I don't own Bruno Mars song...