Disclaimer: Inuyasha belongs not to me, but to Rumiko Takahashi.
A/N: Thanks to 1XxKiraXx1 for the positive reviews! :)
"Let's see, now...if your dinner is 33 percent cream, how much of it is milk?"
The orange kitten meowed in response and blinked.
"That's right! That's right!" she clapped her hands in delight. "Now who's my clever kitty? It's you! It's Boo!" she cooed and cuddled the kitten to her chest, petting him until he went limp with pleasure.
As if that feline could decipher percentages.
Sesshomaru watched them jealously through half-lidded eyes from the couch, eyes getting narrower and narrower with each new escalating purr the feline pest released. When Kagome nuzzled Boo in the stomach and kissed his nose and paws, the kitten meeooowwed in happiness and turned to putty.
Suddenly, Boo was snatched out of her hands by a very irate Sesshomaru, who dropped the kitten in the laundry basket with a squeak, stated "67 percent milk" quite imperiously, and proceeded to tuck his nose into her neck, releasing an audible sigh.
"Sessho-oh, you big baby," Kagome cooed fondly. Then she began to stroke and cuddle the strength out of him, too, making unintelligible crooning noises and scattering kisses across his cheeks.
"You will continue this treatment every night," he rumbled into her neck before whining in delight when her fingers massaged a spot at the base of his scalp. Kagome giggled, and playfully tackled him to the carpet.
"Who's my clever doggy? It's you! It's you!" Leaning down, she kissed him on the nose before kissing down his jawline and neck. Sesshomaru's eyes practically crossed with pleasure as she went lower, and lower, and...
"WHOA!" Kagome hit the mattress and bounced twice before she settled, and by then Sesshomaru was already looming over her, eyes glinting.
"Who's my clever miko?" he whispered, voice thick with promises. She giggled when his claws prickled their way up her sides, and hummed in satisfaction as he lavished kisses on her: a delicate one on the nose, a sprinkle across her eyelids, a searing one on her lips.
"It's you," he breathed.
