Hey guys sorry for the long delay but here is chapter 11 and i understand if you hate me


I stared at the mountain ahead of us...how the fuck would we get up there? Oh yeah by we I meant Me, Richie and Ace. I have no idea why Ace decided to tag along but as he was a walking bonfire I decided not to question it and enjoy the warmth he brought.

"How do you expect to get up there?" Ace asked with a small smirk, he really didn't like me did he?

"There's a tramway or what ever it's called but that's been taken down..." I muttered out loud "how ever they must have had a way to get up and down the mountain before it was set up.. yeah if we look around we should be able to find a cave or something," I finished with a grin.

"You have no idea do you," Ace stated. "You are just hoping that you're right."

Must not attack the fireman, firemen are our friends and save us and this one will kill me if I attack him. "don't poke holes in my plans with your logic," I grumbled, "anyway we have no better plan so Richie let's look around the base of this mountain for a bit okay?"

Richie, my faithful and furry steed, nodded his head and away we went. Round the mountain we went, me and Richie were searching for a cave while Ace spent his time mocking me, wasn't he supposed to be a nice guy?

"You're not going to find a cave into the mountain," Ace mocked.

"What makes you so sure?" I growled, my patience was at it's limit.

In response Ace just smirked and pointed up. I looked up to where he was pointing. I lowered my head trying to shake the image out of my mind. "If I don't accept it then it's not real. If I don't accept it then it's not real. If I don't accept it then it's not real." I repeated this over and over to myself before letting out a scream of frustration.

Now i'm sure you are wondering just what had me so angry and in denial? Well I'll tell you. Over a hundred feet above our heads there was a rail, one of those one's used for mine carts, and this rail was going into our mountain and stretching off to a mountain that was on the other side of the bloody island. "If I don't accept it then it's not real," I growled.

"So ready to give up yet?" Ace mocked.

I glared at him. I didn't want to do this but I was sick and tired of him so I would. "If you don't have anything constructive or nice to say then shut the hell up," I growled.

A few embers caught fire on Ace's body "or what?" he challenged.

"Or I'll go find Garp and tell him exactly where to find his PIRATE of an adopted grandson."

We travelled to the new mountain that the rail was pointing at to find that it was pointing to another one, then another one, then another one. On and one it went until every mountain was connected by the rail, best of all? Ace hadn't said a single word in that time. Maybe I was a bit mean to him.

We eventually found our way to the start of the rail where the minecarts were kept. "It hasn't been used in a while, we'll have to walk," I declared before nudging Richie to walk forward along the rail.

"Get in,"Ace said from the inside of a mine cart. When did he get there?

"Look they obviously wont work," I growled "it's just wasting time."

Ace gave a sigh before throwing a fireball right beside my head. "Get in the cart," he ordered.

"Fine we're in the non-functioning mine cart," I said less than half a second later. Ace gives great incentive to move.

Ace gave a small smirk before placing a hand behind him and letting out a large flame. To mine and Richie's shock the mine cart started to move slowly at first but gradually picking up speed. Eventually we were flying long at speeds faster than even I can run. Richie was in the bottom of the cart cowering in fear while I was shouting in excitement, I had always loved rollercoaster ri...was that a singing goat?

"I have horns to hold my keys and horns to hold my remote. I have horns to..." the goat's voice drifted off.

"Was that a singing goat?" Ace asked in confusion.

"Apparently a witch cursed him to only be able to sing," I muttered. What the hell was the goat from Hoodwinked doing here? Sure he was awesome and the best character in the movie but I'm pretty sure he shouldn't be here.

Then we were sent flying into a wall. Ace was able to stop himself hitting it head first, Richie stayed in the cart luckily for him, I left a Fairys shaped hole in the wall.

"We're here," Ace announced with a laugh.

Ignoring the stars in my vision I slowly pulled myself out of the wall, "I gathered that," I snarled.

Apparently the cart had reached the end of it's tracks and was stopped by the tiny barrier thing they have, however as Ace and I were standing up in the cart we were sent flying out of it. I think I'm starting to leave a lot of Fairys shaped holes or indentations everywhere. Oh well thank god Manga physics means that crashing into a wall out of battle leaves almost no damage.

Slowly, nervously Richie pulled his head out of the cart and climbed out. As soon as he was on the ground he started to kiss it while purring loudly. "You have a strange lion," Ace remarked.

"I can still tell Garp where you are," I growled. I'm starting to think I'd have preferred to swim to Alabasta than deal with Ace any more...well a guy can dream can't he?

Once the stars stopped shining inside, Richie stopped kissing the ground and Ace stopped finding amusement at my expense I decided to look around. It appeared to be a simple mining cave like the one's you see in every RPG in existence. "I wonder if we will see any undead or slimes here?" I mused aloud before shaking the thoughts from my head. "No this isn't a game that wouldn't happen."

After jumping back onto Richie's head we set off on our quest to find the way outside. Our quest was long, perilous, fraught with danger and enemies off all kinds. Dragons, undead, minotaurs they all fell to my gunblade and Richie's claws while Ace cowered in the background...okay none of that happened. What did happen was that a minute into our journey we found the way out and found ourselves behind a large, imposing castle.

Then the sounds reached our ears. Maniacal laughter, crying, a monstrous roar and then cannon-fire.

"Fuck!" I cursed, it seems we were to late to stop Wappol from getting to the armoury. Dashing forward, off of Richie's head, I quickly made my way around the castle. I needed to hurry and stop the bastard king.

As I rounded the corner of the castle I saw a terrible sight. Cannon after cannon was pointed at a large rampaging monster, said monster was standing in front of the corpse of an old woman. Oh shit they called Kureha! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

"That's a big monster," Ace whistled. "bet it will be fun to take..." Ace stopped as my gunblade slashed right through his fiery body.

"Do not touch him," I growled. "He just lost his mother, you can't blame him for trying to kill her murderers."

Ace stayed quiet at that, while he never knew his mother he did care for her deeply and could understand what Chopper was going through.

We stood there and watched in silence as the monster that was Chopper destroyed the castle, bit by bit it was taken apart until the three bastards inside were exposed. I know in this form Chopper was beyond all thought but I think he took great pleasure in destroying those three, I know I would have. Then he turned to face us.

"Fuck!" I cursed again. "Ace I'll keep him occupied, you try and get Richie to safety back in the cave."

"I'll say a few words over your corpse," Ace shot before running off, dragging Richie after him.

Chopper advanced on me, his glowing eyes locked on. I couldn't take Chopper on in this form, I knew that and even if I could I would not hurt the poor child who had just lost his last family member.

Slowly he brought his arm up before swinging it down right at me. Remembering my time with the two giants I jumped onto it. The crater on the ground was large, larger than one would expect. "Chopper you need to calm down," I muttered under my breath. "What would Kureha say if she saw this?"

Moving once again I ran up his arm with a Soru and then jumped trying to aim for his head. I would have made it to my destination but Chopper instead opened his mouth and roared.

The power of his roar was terrifying. It stopped me mid air and I couldn't bring myself to moe as I fell. The monster in front of me was big and strng like a giant, maybe a little bit stronger. But it was not a giant I was facing, it was a demon straight from the pits of hell. I had no chance against it, If I fought it I would die, if I ran I would die, no matter what I did I would die.

When I was a metre or so off of the ground I felt something furry break my fall. Richie was under me, he had saved me, he was going to die. "Richie...run," I managed to get out despite my fear.

"Having a little trouble are you?" came Ace's mocking voice.

Yes Ace, maybe he could do it. Maybe he could defeat the demon, kill it. With relief I watched as Ace threw a large fist of fire at the demon, hurting it, hurting Chopper... "Stop...it," I growled weakly pulling myself off of Richie. I ignored the lion's protests, ignored Chopper and made my way over to Ace, each step I took was slightly more sure and steady. "Don't...hurt him," I ordered Ace. "He's just a child."

"He almost killed you," Ace pointed out. Maybe we shouldn't have taken our eyes off of Chopper. Ace was fine as physical injuries couldn't hurt him but even though I had dodged in time the force from the blow sent me flying backwards. Once more pulling myself to my feet I watched as both Ace and Richie attacked Chopper. It was futile, sure Ace's attacks hurt the reindeer but not enough to stop him and Richie's well they did nothing, I don't think Chopper even noticed them.

I needed to do something, Ace was just angering Chopper more and if Chopper didn't stop soon then he would probably kill Richie or me. Fuck what do I do? Ace and Richie won't stop and Chopper won't stop until he calms down or is knocked out, neither of which is going to happen at this rate.

What could I do? How could I stop this? I looked around desperately until my gaze came onto the half destroyed armoury. Wappol was rich and egotistical he might have it. Well it was the only idea I had so come on eight luck do your magic, I thought desperately as I ran over to the armoury and began to search box after box after box. Eventually I found just what I was hoping for, well I think it was. It was a simple item that you would find in almost any armoury but it seemed to be made out of something not so simple. Hoping like hell it was what I wanted I rushed forward, past Ace, past Richie and right to one of Chopper's legs. Hoping like hell it would work I raised the net I was holding and pushed it against Chopper's leg. For a second nothing happened and I thought that I was wrong before Chopper started to shrink, the Kairoseki net disabling his powers.

Eventually Chopper was back into his brain point form and unconscious,. "So what do we do with him now?" Ace asked.