I'm mad as hell

And I'm not going to take this

Anymore!

A Harry Potter story

When Harry arrived back at the Cottage, Two angry witches awaited him. Hermione, Was in tears with worry. Susan was red with worry, and both were angry. Hermione threw herself into Harry's arms and kissed him, Just to feel he was still alive. Then she started punching him.

"Harry!" slap "James!" punch "Potter!" Slap

"Don't you ever do that again!"

Harry looked at her with incredulity. "I just killed Voldemort."

Hermione slapped him again. "And left me and Susan Babysitting the Damn Dursley's!" She Huffed. "I'd rather have fought Voldemort my Self! That cousin of yours is going to wish for just a pig's tail if I get one more nasty remark!"

Susan then chimed in. "Harry, how you became such a nice caring person raised by those…those…..Uuuuugh!"

Harry laughed. "Okay, what did you two do too them?"

Hermione nor Susan could speak at this point and just gestured to Harry to follow them. What he found in the back yard was an oversize pot Belly pig, an ostrich, and a walrus running around in pen together. Harry just raised his wand. "Finite incantatem.

" He was laughing the entire time they were turning back trying to say. "I've wanted to do that for years!" then fell on the ground in uncontrollable laughter.

Vernon was red and the vein on his forehead was bulging and pumping so much Harry thought he would have a heart attack any second. Then the Old walrus spoke. "What do you think you're doing, kidnapping us from our home?"

Harry's face turned stony. "Saving your worthless lives! Voldemort decided to kill you and burn the house down to get me to come save you. All of Privet drive is on fire. Your house is gone. The ones doing these things are dead and the war is over. You are alive because I got you out with help from my little friends. I killed 41 witches and wizards to save you, and as many as I could confund to leave before those terrorists arrived." Harry took a deep breath. "You…You couldn't put your damn bigotry aside for an hour to find out what was going on. You are my relatives, I couldn't let you die, even with the way you treated me all my life."

The look on Petunia and Dudley's faces was one of inescapable Awe. While Vernon just got angry. "We fed and clothed you, took you in out of the goodness of our Hearts."

The next thing Vernon felt was a slap that nearly knocked him out, the most surprising thing was it came from Petunia.

"Vernon, I'm tired of the lies. We took him out of fear of that Old bearded wizard. Who told us we'd take him or we would pay dearly for it. Then we made Harry pay for that fear. He made me put blood in that vase once every year, to protect us. I don't know why but I had to throw the vase out a little while ago when it started smoking and almost caught the house on fire."

Hermione's anger was Flaring. Harry had to calm her down. She finally pulled herself together.

"Do you know where that vase is now?" Hermione said in a shaky voice.

Petunia looked deep in thought. "I threw it in the garden, I'm almost sure it's still there."

Hermione looked at Harry. "Come on we have to find that vase, before Dumbledore can retrieve it."

Harry responded. "With all the order and the Aurors on Privet dr. right now I have a better idea…Dobby."

Dobby popped in. "Yes master Harry Potter sir."

"Dobby at the house where you first met me there is a vase in the back yard thrown in the compost heap, would you go and bring it here and please do not be seen."

Dobby said not a word a popped away.

Hospital wing Hogwarts

The only casualty of the battle of Privet Dr. Lay on a bed his wand arm bandaged missing his hand. Madame Pomphry had yelled at him for being too old to being doing such things.

"We must find Harry, Minerva it's not over yet."

Minerva McGonagall wasn't stupid but this she had to hear. "What do you mean Albus?"

There is a reason Harry can talk to snakes and can see into Voldemort's mind. He has a piece of the dark lords soul in that infamous scar, as long as Harry lives the Dark lord lives."

Minerva looked at the Old Wizard with distain. "You are a fool Albus!" With that she walked out of the hospital wing.

DMLE Holding cell Ministry of Magic

Severus Snape was the only death eater to be captured with out a spell fired upon him. He waited quietly in the small cell. He was fed and watered with a cot and a self emptying bucket to relieve himself, The cell was all stone with no windows only a solid metal door enchanted so no sound would pass through. He had waited all day into the night with out any sound but his own breathing and the beat of his oh so cold heart.

He would be held in this isolation for a week so that any potion in his system would be weak and the ones they would use on him to get the truth would work. Severus was a lonely cold man who had only his memories to taunt him.

The Cottage

Dobby showed up only a few minutes later covered in compost holding an ugly vase. Harry could now feel the magic still pouring off of it, but it no longer held any power over him, But the looks on the Dursley faces showed it still held sway over them. Hermione Scanned and inspected the vase. "This is how he controlled the Dursley's and you Harry, the runes are almost the exact opposite of the runes we used in the ritual. Dumbledore literally used your own magic against you."

Harry Looked a Dobby. "Can you take this to Madame Bones, with this letter I'm about write, and get cleaned up while you wait?"

"Dobby will do it sir, no more harm will come to the Great Harry Potter!"