Shadus Frosttalon/Author walks around the room.

Squirrelflight: So what if you're running out of ideas for humor. Then you can finally make some kind of story that is actually interesting.

Author: You dare detest my stories!

Squirrelflight: Nope, Ashfur does.

Author: I still need to make up this really long wait for an update... I also forgot about a small contest that Hawkfire participated.

Squirrelflight: She was the only one that joined.

Author: -So she can be host for five chapters.

Squirrelflight: At least she survived.

Author: Whatever, let's get on with it. Disclaimer please.

Squirrelflight: THE AUTHOR DOES NOT OWN WARRIORS! Or Esteban and Hawkfire, Falconswoop... AND ME!

Shadowclaw: Lately, things are more whacky and doesn't make sense so yeah.

Sandpelt: Especially when I say TIME!

A flash...

Shadowclaw meowed "What did you do that for?"

Sandpelt replied "Look at our script, were doing it differently. See the pointy things instead of colons."

"Shiiny." Shadoclaw pokes one.

"What the heck just happened? ... Hey look, how about we focus on this show we got running in front of the audience in the whole wide world." Sandpelt seemingly annoyed suggested.

Shadowclaw agreed "Okie dokey."

Sandpelt continued "Anyway, the author is now using the transformer. A device that turns script into stories."

Zanta speaks "Yo, sup?"

Shadowclaw screams "ZANTA!"

Sandpelt meowed "You came back to destroy Christmas didn't you."

Zanta asked "Why are there cats here? Oops, sorry, wrong story" and leaves.

Shadowclaw asked "Hey Sandpelt. Do you know where Deathbringer is?"

Sandpelt replied "Apparently he went to the therapist with Shadowfrost."

City...

Human Deathbringer said "That's the sign. Let's go."

Human Shadowfrost replies "Yeah, you wouldn't want to get late for the appointment. This is the right place, right?"

Deathbringer chuckled "Of course I read it right. Besides, when have I ever been wrong?"

SFX – Silence

Deathbringer sighs and says "What's the worst thing that can happen if I'm wrong. Besides, you got mind reading powers."

Shadowfrost replies "Yeah, let's go."

They both went inside the building.

At the foggy house with the van...

Sandpelt continues "So anyway, I think we should continue the show before this show gets off topic."

Sandpelt hides a mirror and speaks "The contestants tonight are Tigerheart, Mothwing, Applefur, and Mudclaw. Okay, contestants please leave the van."

Applefur, Mudclaw, Mothwing, and Tigerheart comes out of the van.

Shadowclaw speaks "We also have a host guest for five chapters. HAWKFIRE!

Hawkfire comes out of the van.

Hawkfire: Thank you to all of you, I know some of you saw me last time prank the others here in the first chapter.

Sandpelt: YOU WHAT?

Shadowclaw: She pranked us.

Foxleap: And me.

Shadowclaw: Hey look, the script format is back.

Sandpelt: It's better this way. Anyway, contestants, go inside now. Point of survival is 99.9%.

Mothwing and others: Yay.

Others: Hey.

Sandpelt: With a 900.1% chance of dying.

Mudclaw: Is that even possible?

Shadowclaw: OVER 9000!

Lionblaze: No, it's over 900.

Hawkfire: They did fire the other security, but I still have the power of fire.

Sandpelt: Send in the warriors.

Shadowclaw: Mudclaw, Applefur, Mothwing and Tigerheart! Enter the haunted house!

Mothwing: Hope we survive.

Shadowclaw: Hope not.

Foxleap: Bang bang.

Sandpelt: On with the show!

Applefur: Tigerheart, let's go. We have to win this.

Mothwing: How come there are 2 Shadowclan cats here?

Mudclaw: Yeah.

Applefur: It's because were awesome.

Sandpelt: No, it's because the author decided to put in characters that are mostly disliked.

Tigerheart: I'm not disliked!

Shadowclaw: Yeah, you're the one being taught by Tigerstar to fight like evil.

Hawkfire: I got promoted from security to co-host!

Falconswoop: No fair.

Sandpelt: EVILDOER!

Falconswoop: Thank you.

Shadowclaw: Why are you here?

Applefur: But I'm not disliked.

Mothwing and Mudclaw: Neither are we.

Shadowclaw: ORLY owl, I choose you. *throws a card*

ORLY owl: ORLY?

Mothwing: Yes really.

ORLY owl: ORLY?

Mothwing: ORLY?

ORLY owl: ORLY?

Sandpelt: Don't argue with ORLY owl. You'll lose. Anyway, you four should go inside the haunted house before Deathbringer comes back.

Mothwing: ORLY?

Shadowclaw: NIGHTTIME!

9:48pm

Mothwing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I FEAR THE DARK! ... Hey, there's light.

Scourge: Witness my power! I'll invade your show with Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf: Wassup?

Sandpelt: Not now Scourge and Hollyleaf. *pushes them both in a random well 30 feet deep*

Scourge and Hollyleaf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*fades slowly*

Sandpelt: Thanks again for the well Shadowclaw.

Shadowclaw: No problem, digging calms me down. So I could be more powerful.

Hawkfire: Even without the power of fire, I could defeat you. I have ANGRY MODE!

Tigerheart: Time for a cool entrance. EXTREME JUMP! *jumps inside a broken window*

Mothwing: Let me try that too. *jumps in*

Tigerheart: OW!

Mudclaw: Amateurs, I'll show them how to truly jump gracefully. *jumps to the window*

SFX – Screech of pain by Mudclaw.

OH MY FREAKING GOD!

Son of a... *vomits*

Sandpelt: That is not good news.

Hawkfire: That certainly isn't it.

Shadowclaw: His guts are...

Falconswoop: Big deal, Mudclaw is dead. He already died.

Foxleap: That is worse than Tigerstar's death.

Sandpelt: Hey you weren't born yet when Tigerstar died.

Shadowclaw: That means you haven't seen him die yet.

Foxleap: I didn't use a time machine *hides*

SFX - *vomits*

Motwhing and Applefur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Tigerheart: HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! ... Oh wait, he was already dead.

Sandpelt: Now how are we going to pay for the damaged windows?

Shadowclaw: I know, let's sell his corpse to a necromancer.

Hawkfire: He's a failure.

Tigerheart: A tree fell on him when he died. Now he just died because of himself.

Onestar: *runs in area*

Onestar: LE-GASP! Who did this?

All except Onestar points at Mudclaw.

Onestar: Did he suicide?

Shadowclaw: Technically he did. Now he's out of the game.

Onestar: THIS IS AWESOME! *runs away*

Tigerheart: Applefur are you okay?

Applefur: I just saw a warrior die a death that could have not happened.

Tigerheart: Is that a yes?

Applefur: I have just been few metres away from a corpse. Yes, I'm okay.

Tigerheart: *phew* that's good. For a second I thought you weren't okay.

Applefur: Who would not be okay after seeing someone die?

Shadowclaw: Lol, he's dead. HAHA!

Applefur: Not counting the crazy host.

Tigerheart: I guess that was a no. Are you okay now?

Mudclaw: *sneezes*

Applefur: A corpse just sneezed. I'm not okay.

Mudclaw: *stood up* hey guys. What happened?

Applefur: A corpse just talked to me. Am I having a mental breakdown?

Lionblaze: You seem okay right now.

Mudclaw: My opinion too.

Applefur: I saw a corpse talk to me awhile ago. That same corpse is agreeing with you right now.

Mothwing: ZOMBIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*

Shadowclaw: Mothwing is out and Mudclaw is back in the game.

Applefur: Is something happening to my brain?

Lionblaze: I still wonder why we are talking inside the twoleg den.

Mudclaw: Because we are brave. Because we are courageous. Because we are warriors. Because WE, are the chosen ones. BECAUSE WE ARE-

Applefur: GONNA DIE SOON! *runs away*

Zombies appeared.

Mudclaw: She's right... RUUN! *Runs away*

Lionblaze: Or I could put down the lever activating those zombie robots. *pulls down lever*

Zombies: *stops and explodes*

Shadowclaw: That was anticlimactic. This show is boring.

Sandpelt: You do very well know this is the only show that you command and everything that happens is in your decision.

Lionblaze: I'm awesome.

Nemesis: STARS!

Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *throws garlic at nemesis*

Nemesis: OW! That hurt.

Lionblaze: IT TALKED! *kept throwing garlic*

Nemesis: STOP! I'm not, a freaking, vampire.

Lionblaze: Oh... *pulls out shotgun and shoots him*

Nemesis: AAAAAAAAAAAH! What cruel irony. *Falls down*

Lionblaze: I killed a twoleg monster, I AM AWESOME!

Spider: Hi.

Lionblaze: ! *runs away*

Hawkfire: Speaking of Shadowfrost. Where is he and Deathbringer is missing?

Sandpelt: No he just went to the therapist.

SFX – Phone rings.

Sandpelt: *answers phone* hello... WHAT?

Other side...

Redstripe: Yeah, Shadowfrost and Deathbringer has been like this after we entered the shop. We didn't notice the space between the e and the r on therapist.

Deathbringer: I'm actually okay. *gets tripped by Redstripe* OW! MY COFFEE!

Redstripe: Shadowfrost is right now in his office in a really bad situation.

Deathbringer: I've seen the galaxy.

Shadowfrost: Everything they were thinking... I SAW! STOP IT! Thinking... It won't disappear.

Other side...

Sandpelt: Poor boss. Probably because of the mind reading ability.

Lionblaze: Someone can read minds? *jumps out window gracefully*

Mudclaw: This time, I won't fail *jumps out window gracefull-... i-er?* I told you I can do it. *falls in well* -*slowly fades away* I'm still alive.

Shadowclaw: That's true! Lionblaze, you're out of the game. The winners are Applefur and Mudclaw because they are still in the zone.

Applefur inside: !

Shadowclaw: We'll revive her next time. Tune in next time on-

Hawkfire: HORROR, SURVIVOR, SHOW!

Shadowclaw and Sandpelt: *glares at her*

Hawkfire: What? I didn't speak that much.

Sandpelt: So did the others.