Chris looked at his calendar. He had not aired a new episode in more than a year, and that meant one thing. Obviously.
He had to blame someone for this.
And eliminate them.
"LESHAWNA!" Chris holla'd.
Leshawna stopped breeding the sharks and appeared on top of Christopher. "Wazzup fam."
"tell sierra she'S eliminatreded." Chris totally demanded dramatically.
Leshawna took a deep breath to make an articulate response. "no."
"Why not?"
"no."
Chris wept. For days. Days, upon days, upon days. Years even, decades, centuries.
Then he took a time machine back to the past and replaced the version of himself that was crying. "that was a very eLoqUent antser, Lefondaniqua. Tell Noah he's eliminaterded."
"k"
Noah was listening all along. He heard every last word of it.
Except he was blind in both eyes so he heard nothing, especially the canonical wrecking ball of elimination striking him in the face and smashing him towards the moon.
Elimination Order: Owen, Trent, Beth, Eva and Harold, Ezekiel, Gwen, Bridgette, DJ, Courtney, Courtney, Cody, Duncan, Noah.
