Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, ect. Stephenie Meyer does.
A//N: Yeay! If you're reading this, then you are one of the few people who actually read these. Anywho, sorry I haven't updated for a week or two. I've been lazy and working on too many other stories.
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In response, Emmett disappeared, then reappeared with Alice's makeup bag in hand.
Bella's laughter immediately stopped, and she sprang to her feet.
"Aw, come on Emmett, it was just a joke." She pleaded, backing away uneasily. Her face was now totally pale.
Then Emmett stopped and grinned. "Gotcha."
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Bella scowled at him, and let her arms fall to her sides. "Well, what now? I suppose you'll want to play hide and seek next?" she asked sarcastically.
A slow grin spread across both vampire's faces.
"I was joking!" Bella protested.
"We are playing hide and seek, and you're it. Count to three and then find us." Emmett said.
"Fine." Bella said in defeat. Her willpower was so worn out that she didn't even bother to argue.
"One, two, three. Ready or not, here I come." She called, dragging her feet to the door.
She stepped into the family room and peered under the couches, then in the game closet, and then under the huge flat screen TV. She checked behind the drapes, and then walked into the kitchen.
There was no one in any of the cabinets, or in the refrigerator, or even in the oven. The freezer only had ice cubes, some of which dropped onto her feet as soon as she opened the door. Muttering to herself, she jogged to the stairs, tripping on the first step, but she caught the railing and didn't fall.
Where were they?, she wondered silently.
Then, an idea came to here.
She breathed deeply, and started walking down the hall. Bella followed her nose, and then walked into the bathroom. Smugly, she called," Hello Emmett." as she pulled the curtain back. But there was no one standing in the bathtub. Confused, she looked around. One of them was definitely in here, somewhere, but unless they were hiding in the toilet, she couldn't find another hiding spot. Suddenly, something hit her on the top of her head. She jumped and then looked up. To her surprise, a sheepish Emmett was on the ceiling, hanging like spiderman, digging his nails in the tile to keep stuck.
"Um, hello Bella." He said as he let go and landed on his feet with a soft thump. Bella just looked at him, shocked. Even for a vampire, that seemed fairly hard to be able to do.
"Erm, hello Emmett. Nice of you to 'drop' in." she replied in a faint voice.
He grinned. "I didn't think you'd find me this soon. But then that piece of tile hit your head… You're not hurt, are you?"
She shook her head. "I'm fine. Um, will you help me find Jasper?"
Emmett nodded. "You'll need my help. Jasper's the king of hide and seek."
"Let's go then." She replied, walking out of the room.
After she checked the other rooms on the floor, under some rugs, under the bed, behind the mirrors, the only room left was Edward's room. They entered and Edward's faint scent overpowered Jaspers, that is, if Jasper was truly in this room.
They both looked under the bed, behind the curtains, behind the dressers and the couch. Bella even glanced up at the ceiling. The only other hiding spots were the small drawers, and under the thin blanket on Edward's couch. None of those places Jasper could fit in.
"Where is he?" she asked Emmett.
He looked just as confused as she did. "I'm not sure. You and Edward's scent is messing up my nose. I can't smell him, and I can't hear him. The only way I could find him, is if I destroyed the entire house, and Esme is still annoyed from the last time I did that."
At his last remark, Bella gave him a sideways look, and stepped carefully away a few inches.
"Um, lets not annihilate the house Emmett, I doubt even that would make him come out of hiding."
So, in silence, they rechecked the whole room, and as they were about to give up, the dresser started rocking back and forth.
Bella's eyes went wide, and she jumped behind Emmett.
Suddenly, the drawer front burst off in splinters, and Jasper fell out. Before Emmett could react, Jasper had taken a can of white stuff, and had sprayed most of it on Emmett.
Bella, who had been hiding behind him, was shielded, and only some of the stuff got on her.
She glared as Jasper started laughing. Emmett looked like Santa Claus. But only for a second, because then Emmett tackled Jasper and punches started flying, Jaspers laughter not stopping.
Finally, after ten minutes of trying to beat each other up, and after Bella's heart beat had gone down, they got up.
"Sorry to scare you Bella, but even you have to admit, Emmett looked funnier than normal."
At this, Emmett growled, but a quick wave of calm hit him and he shut up.
Bella shrugged. "It's alright, and Emmett did look slightly funnier than normal. But my big question is: why on earth do you have shaving cream to begin with?!"
The two vampires just looked at her, before bursting into laughter, and then the laughter turned hysterical as the saw the bewildered expression on her face.
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((A//N: Sorry that it's kinda short guys. Then next (and last) chapter will probably be short too. Yep, there's only one more chapter left. This one was kinda a filler, because I decided it was too early to make Bella go to sleep. Review please, but please understand that if you didn't think it was funny, I didn't mean for this story to be funny. And if you think it's too OOC, or stupid, and lame, or whatever, I apologize in advance, but this chapter was just a filler chapter.))
