Ride the Lightning by Androidfish7
Later that day
The AH64 Apaches finally hit home, as they all landed and the Allies departed them. The Vikings gave a celebratory "VALHALLA!" yell, as they all lifted their Battle Axes. The rest of the Allies joined in on the celebrating, few of them as there were. Only one thing remained. "What in the hell are we gonna do with the leftover Apaches and Warthogs?" Blake wondered. "Well, Bikini Bottom could always use defenses like that" Barnacle Boy said. "Yeah, and I want to overthrow the dictatorship back where I come from and establish a democracy, like in America, where I am President, mind if I borrow some of them?" Scandalis asked. "Barnacle Boy, take as many as you need. Scandalis, I will do that, but I hope you don't become corrupt with the power you're obviously going to get" Blake said. "How could I be? With all the power Congress and the Supreme Court will have, maybe I should do some revisions..." Scandalis said, as he walked away. Scorpio then walked up to Blake, as they shook hands. "Listen, Blake, I think I need to go." Scorpio said. "Go?" Blake responded. "Back to my land. Back to my people. I can't very well stay here forever. I mean not to abandon you, but my people need their ruler back, and it's been too long since I've seen Priscilla." Scorpio said. "It's been an honor working alongside you." Blake said, as they shook hands again, as Scorpio assembled his people and they made the trip through the Portal to the land of Scorpio, as Blake waved goodbye to the forces. Barnacle Boy then approached Blake. "It's been fun." Barnacle Boy said, as they shook hands. "Thanks for the help. We could not have done it without you guys" Blake said. "Damn right. Hey, if you ever need anything, feel free to dial me up alright?" Barnacle Boy said. "I will do that." Blake said, as Barnacle Boy assembled his forces, and they flew away in their AH64 Apaches that Blake had given them. Scandalis then approached Blake. "I knew what I saw in you Blake, it has certainly been fun. When I overthrow the dictatorship, I promise to rename one of our streets after you" Scandalis said. "Hahaha, well, you do that. Take care." Blake said, as they shook hands. Scandalis then walked off and assembled his forces, as they flew away in their AH64 Apaches Blake had given them. Gordon then approached Blake. "We Vikings honor you, Blake Winger, as our Golden Flame of Valor" Gordon said. "I have no idea what that means, but I'm assuming it's good" Blake said. "It's an award we give out to the most brave and fiercest, unyielding warrior of the decade, here you go (hands Blake a trophy)" Gordon explained. "Hmm. Wow. I don't know what to say. It's been great fighting alongside your people." Blake said, as they shook hands. "We will be returning to our land now, we Vikings are at your command if you ever need us again" Gordon said, as Gordon assembled his forces and they left through the Portal back to Bikini Bottom. And last, but not least, Eugene and Eustace approached Blake. "Close call back there" Eugene said. "Listen Blake, I know you're gonna give us hell about leaving the mansion unattended, but, you know." Eustace said. "You probably shouldn't have done it, but if Eugene hadn't fired that shot when he did, we probably wouldn't have made it out of there." Blake said. "Yeah. Good thing we came." Eugene said. "Yeah, thanks for picking me up" Blake replied. "You got it" Eugene said, as they both walked away.
2 months later
Barnacle Boy walked into the retirement home he resided in. Barnacle Boy, deciding to relax for the rest of the day, went on his computer to play games. Before playing games, however, he decided to check his email. Besides all the spam mail, Barnacle Boy saw one email from someone. It was from Scandalis. It read:
"You remember when we were under the ice cave and you thought it'd be funny to put me down? You #$hole, I didn't if you did, and I'm gonna do something about it. This is my war letter, the new land of Scandalis declares war on Bikini Bottom! Get ready!"
-Scandalis
Barnacle Boy frowned. "Son of a bitch" he said before he walked away to alert the Bikini Bottom Army and Militia.
The end?
