Xiahou Xiuying Answers Letters

OROCHI!


Dear FlamingBadass00,

He freaks out about a lot of things. Just last week when he was still a blueberry he had day dreams of being turned into a blueberry pie.

Love Xiahou Xiuying


Dear Chong Wu,

I have people called spies.

Xiuyi


There is a circle beside Sima Yi's name...I thought I told you not to date a Sima? He's way too old for you and married, what was Diaochan doing? And there is one next to Guo Jia's name! Xiuyi, he's a dick! There is also a circle next to Xun Yu's name! He loves boxes more than he loves woman! I won't allow you! Sure, the fangirls love them but no.

Uncle Dun

Dear Uncle Dun,

What! There should be no circle near any Sima's name. Beside, Sima Yi's name should be of been crossed off due to the fact that he his married. Guo Jia! I know he could be a dick but sometimes he does some really evil things if you mess with his daughter. Xun Yu shouldn't have a circle next to him. That is odd.

Your Niece


Guo Cailong,

Where are you?

Xiuyi


Guo Jia

You burned women... alive?

Xiuyi


Guo Cailong,

(Nervous handwriting) We're really good friends right... right!

Xiuyi


Dear Lord Zhao Yun,

I will look into it since you suggested it.

Xiuyi.


To all in WU:

I'm looking for a man that is 5'10'', with shoulder length black hair, the start of a goatee, wearing a green and red outfit, named Jing Deng. He is wanted for murder in Shu and was last seen going towards Wu.

Xiuyi


Dear Lord Cao Cao,

I'll... think about it.

Xiuyi


Orochi?

Um, I'm not sure who or what you are. So I will write this once: do not come to China. We have mechanical 8 foot spiders and red mushrooms.

Xiuyi


Dear Guo Huai,

Do you, perchance, have something that can shoot mushrooms at an "all powerful demon who lusts for chaos"? I need it.

Xiuyi


Dear Kunoichi,

Um... I have no idea what a bean bag chair is. Please consult Sima Yi for that.

Xiuyi


To all in Wei:

I appreciate all of you searching for a worthy husband for me, but I have 4 kids. If anything, I don't want sibling rivalries. Plus I'm still looking for the guy.

Xiuyi


Dear Katsuyuki Sanada,

Murder? What murder?

Xiuyi


Dear EVERYONE:

I have no idea who this Orochi is, but he sent me to a world inhabited by creatures called Pokemon. Just so you know where I'm at!

Xiuyi


Kaguya

Vampire? What's a vampire?

Xiuyi


Kaguya

Okay, but I'm not sure it'll work.

Xiuyi


Guo Jia

Hold still and let my Zubat bite you. Kaguya wondered if you will turn into a vampire if you're bitten.

Xiuyi


Guo Cailong

Poisoned? Um, I have no idea how your father could get poisoned.

Xiuyi


Dear Unlce Dun

How do you cure blonde men of poison?

Xiuyi


Bao Sanniang

No. My Cubchoo is mine!

Xiuyi


A/N: I have no excuse for writing so late. But my brain is rattled.

You see I have 2 of these big ideas that I wish to do: One of them is doing a Next Generation story, as some of you might know. The second and the one I've been wanting to do but having trouble putting into words is a story about Zhao Yun.

I can't work on the former due to the fact that my mom has yet to transfer the data from the old hard drive to the new one. The latter on the otherhand has shown my weakness: I make a lot of characters with no time to figure them all out.

Let me make this clear: Zhao Yun is my favorite character and I can see him as a great teacher/mentor and father. And he would be married only to one woman (preferably Ma Yunlu). But, I can see him with Xingcai and now Guan Yinping.

So in the story about him (sort of) he would be married to 5 women: Ma Yunlu would be the first, then it'll be Guan Yinping (because Guan Yu couldn't trust anyone else), then Xingcai (again, Zhang Fei trusts him), the fourth would be (an OC) Liu Meiji (daughter of Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang (because Liu Bei and his brothers call Zhao Yun Little Brother and Sun Shangxiang was very passionate about having her daughter marry him), and the last would be (another OC) Huang Linying (the Granddaughter of Huang Zhong)- So he is related (in-law) to the rest of the Five Tiger Generals (Guan Yu- father-in-law, Zhang Fei- father-in-law, Ma Chao- brother-in-law, and Huang Zhong- grandfather-in-law), and to his Lord (Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang).

If the above statement wasn't confusing enough, I kind of bent reality a little and gave Zhao Yun one hundred, I repeat, one HUNDRED individual kids which are then married to the kids of others officers and whatnot. I originally went with 70 kids, but then the 30 Miracles Arc came to mind in my head. Ma Yunlu gave him 26 kids, Guan Yinping gave him 21, Xingcai gave him 21, Liu Meiji gave him 14, and Huang Linying gave him 18. He has an equal amount of boys and girls at 50.

I'm still trying to figure out the number of grandchildren he'll have, because I'm still working with the kids. One of Ma Yunlu's children with him IS Jiang Wei because I could see Jiang Wei as Zhao Yun's adopted son. Jiang Wei is also married to Zhao Yun's second son with Ma Yunlu which is Zhao Guang and they have two kids.

Another son of his is Zhao Hua and he is married to Guo Jia's son Guo Jing.

It has hints of Yaoi (nothing too hardcore- I'm not great with romance period!) and has some language to it.

But, that's the reason why I haven't been doing too much on here. And I'm worried that I gave you too much information because I was going to make a comedy introduction story about it.

Anyway, tell me what you think of it and what you have to say about the chapter.